>can't afford a Victory Road>the Elite 4 have no grandeur or spectacle whatsoever and don't even get their own rooms, they all stand around in the most sterile looking room imaginable and wait their turn to battle you>can't afford to pay them a livable wage one of them has another job and is constantly burned out>one of them is a literal child who's probably not getting paid at all>retarded system to where the title of Champion is meaningless and is basically a checkmark on your transcript>Geeta is a lolcow with oversized feet and a jobber who uses Gogoat as her aceWhat were they thinking?
>WAAAAH GAME FREAK NEEDS TO STOP COPYING KANTO>WHAT THE FUCK? WHY DID THEY STOP COPYING KANTO
>>58873018>can't afford to pay them a livable wage one of them has another job and is constantly burned outThis is objectively funny
>>58873018>they all stand around in the most sterile looking room imaginable and wait their turn to battle youAnd the stereo system is broken.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdmpG7SH0EAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jh7GNkt35A
>>58873032>WAAAAH GAME FREAK NEEDS TO STOP COPYING KANTOThat doesn't mean making something worse
>>58873060>it's worse because...uh....it's not like kanto
>>58873018>oversized feetThat's a very peculiar observation, is there anything you'd like to share with us?
What's with the sharty accusations every time someone makes fun of paldea?
>>58873075>It's not like Kanto, that means you HAVE to like it no matter what!
>>58873084Good question, OP, come on, answer.
>>58873018The whole game was Victory Road.
>>58873018I love SV but this is objectively right, the Paldea E4 is objectively abysmal I want to have sex with Rika so it's okay though
>>58873018Don’t forget that gay ass interview you have to do. Even Alola knew what to do and the professor was just winging it.
oh noanyway
>uses gogoat as her aceDo you even play the game?
>>58873018Geeta is a dictator
>>58873270>All the threads about the most recent generation of games are made by sharteensYou are actually mindbroken.
didn't readlarry sexo
>>58873018Don't forget the gym leaders all complain about Geeta in the post game.
>>58873018>>58873060You're paying attention to the story of a Pokemon game, you're already wasting your time complaining about something even the devs barely think about. This feels like a review of a porn video where you're breaking down the logical fallacy that lead to a step-mother fucking her step-son. You're missing the point.
>>58874449lmao do they? what do they say
Geeta jobbed to Liko! And Liko isn't even close to EoS!
>>58873018I like the theory that Geeta wasn't supposed to be the Champion, and the real Elite Four got BTFO'd by the Paradox Pokemon in Area Zero.
>>58873637>I want to have sex with Rika so it's okay thoughWhy are a you a faggot?
>>58874970>Why are a youWhy are you an ESL?
>>58874977Because I'm not a amerimutt homosexual like you
>>58873018>plays the suicide lead Pokemon lastSome champion
>>58873018the league is intentionally underwhelming because its no longer the endpoint of your game, and they wouldn't want it overshadowing the shit story with the annoying friend group>>58873637based
>>58875129>it's supposed to be shitThough you do make a good point.
>>58876712>it’s shit because…it’s not like kanto
>>58873018The League and the Gyms are supposed to contrast with the academy. The academy is all about the freedoms of being a careless school kid who can do whatever they want, while the Gyms and League are office buildings and have a dry, professional setting representative of the strict adult world. The lack of grandeur, especially compared to the academy, is by design to emphasise the dichotomy that is a theme throughout the whole game.
>>58873018Don't forget:>one of the E4 is a lanky woman who's flat as a board and dresses like a manGranted, this applies to Geeta too, but at least Geeta actually looks like a woman.
>>58876831That's nothing out of the ordinary for Japanese made media
>>58876835It is, however, shitty and faggy.
>>58876924Japanese franchise for japanese people, western fatties btfo
>>58876924
SV is based around a school setting, it's underfunded leading to lack of nice amenities, underpaid staff who have to take second jobs to survive and because they don't want to lose even more funding they are lax about expelling violent students which leads to the problem getting out of control. This is clear allegory to real world school systems, but you're clearly too retarded oo appreciate it.
>>58873018>>oversized feetAnd that's a good thing.
>>58877717The gym leaders/elite 4 are the government of the pokemon world. This analogy falls on its face when you realise its saying Spain is a shithole country where the government can't even afford to pay its own workers
>>58873026>>58873263>>58873042>>58873270>>58874409Is calling everyone sharty the new "only reddit hates -current gen-" for zoomers?
>>58877792I had to goodle what sharty was before making that post and its just the /qa/ rejects. Imagine letting the 4chan equivalent of band kids who were so retarded they got their own board banned live rent free in your mind that you start seething about them everytime someone mentions "paldea bad". Surely if this is a sharty raid you can post the thread since they literally have an entire board dedicated to raids
>>58873034yeah
>>58877789There's no way a zoomer would ever hate the sharty because it's all made up of zoomers
>>58873018thinking?
>>58877757If Geeta were as pretty as she's drawn in fan art, I'd be a fan of her, nice foot btw
>>58876740This all sounds like bullshit. I think you’re looking into it too hard
>>58880491harder than gayfreak did
>>58876831>a womanmore like a cockroach
>>58874449>people complain about the literal jeetkek that's hilarious
>>58877789yes
>>58882571doesn't take long to get tired of those hings
>>58880491It's not bullshit. Japan heavily romanticises school because their work culture is fucking anhorent and soul crushing. Larry is literally the most stereotypical Japanese salaryman you could possibly imagine. The league starts with a literal job interview. The academy keeps hammering down how you're "free to choose your own path". The gyms have never been literal office buildings before. All gym leaders have a career theme. It's very prominent.
>>58873018Spanish love to cut corners
>it's a reference so it's ok
I'd let Hassel cum inside me
>it’s not like kanto so it’s not ok
>>58883861He would probably cry after
there are hot latinas so its ok
no such thingthey all hit the wall really fast and really hardand if they open their mouths you get hit with their ugly voices and accents
>>58883899This but unironically
>>58884090we'd kiss and rub our cum covered dicks after
>>58883861Brassius...
>>58873034That's called being a cheapskate like every carpet selling boss ever, having 3 people with extra jobs and a toddler whose concept of money amounts to "i can buy more candy with it" is on brand, no wonder she made such a fuss of Penny hacking money out of the system.
No one else mentioned it yet, so...It was so lackluster that I thought the general lack of a track (glitch on release version, looped the intro the track only) was the intention.
tuoi
>>58877774Can Spain afford to pay its own workers?
You can tell it's one guy trying to keep the thread alive any time it reaches page 7 or 8 lol
Paldea is a joke. Uninspiring. Boring. Paldea deserves better than what GameFreak did to it. Ill never forgive GF. I cant believe it just keeps getting worse, honestly wondering how they can lower the bar even more for Gen 11.
>>58888384Trying way too hard
>>58888383Nuh uh
>>58873018lol
>>58889711Proving the point
>>58873018Imagine Larry with Mega Staraptor, Geeta with Mega Glimmora and Bassel with mega Braxcailbur, Poppy with Mega Chimecho and Rika with Golurk. I can see itthe blueberry kids probably wouldn't have megas
yech
>>58888374workers? You mean those guys taking siestas?
>>58879882if pajeeta were as "pretty" as she's drawn in fan art she'd still look like a cockroach
>>58888384This, Paldea is unsalvageable
>>58888384lol
>>58873018Sex with all of them
>>58888384>disappointed with SwSh>listen to /vp/>oh boy SV is going to be great!>play Scarlet>intro is rough>thats okay, intro not important>should have taken that as a red flag>play game, everything is jarring>thats okay Ill get used to it>kinda boring so far>thats okay its just slow to start, surely it gets better>it doesnt>background characters do weird stutter moves the whole game>skybox starts wigging out too>mfw its fucking worse than SwSh>like fucking how did they pull that offHonestly would rather replay PLA than these 2 fucking turds. God i hate this shit
>>58894969You played on emulator, if you played it at all.
>>58873048The most accurate office building to ever exist.
>>58895835>noooo someone isnt glazing my favorite slopperinoLmao cope
It gave us Rikka, that's something at least
>>58896175>No argument i accept your concession
>>58888384>writing is committee bland busywork>exposition dumps stapled to fetch quest>cardboard region that doesn’t even pretend to be worth caring about, treated like a backdrop not a place >"open world" mostly empty >plot patiently waits for you to walk into trigger zone>anytime theres a potential moment the game just speed runs it or buries it under wholesome pep>pretends it has 3 big stories>90% of the time youre not on an adventure >youre just doing chores with dialogue glued on>NPCs dumps a few lines of exposition at you then disappear until the next marker>you just run around collecting trinkets until the progress bar says youre having fun>potential large world reduced to busywork>its just monetized feeling scavengingThe writing clearly doesnt give a shit about its own world so why should you
>>58896225Based
>>58873018>Rika has Camerupt>Poppy has Steelix ( in Masters)>Larry has Staraptor>Hassel has Baxcalibur>Geeta has Glimora I think that there is a world where Legends ZA or its DLC let you battle them with stronger teams. Either that or they're saving their Mega battles for a cameo in Gen 10 kind of like how Cynthia and Mega Garchomp cameoed in Gen 7
>>58873032>>WAAAAH LIBTARDS NEED TO STOP FUCKING OTHER MEN>>WHAT THE FUCK? WHY DID THEY STOP FUCKING BLACK WOMEN INSTEAD ?This is you
95 posts 2 posters
>>58877757Indeed!
>>58873018if you didnt notice, the entire game is a joke
>>58898719Retard
>>58898721impossible, it would mean that i appreciate that garbage
>>58898731You're a retard regardless
>>58898734>
>>58898737Cute selfie
>>58873018Compare the Elite 4 here to the Elite 4 from Unova.THAT was spectacular.
>>58873637This is the only correct response.
Paldea is redeemable if put in capable hands (not GF), SV is not redeemable
>>58898138lol no they look like gorillas
>>58888384This still makes me mad
>>58888384This still makes me happy
>>58876740>>58883163I like this theory
>>58877774>implying you are wrong
>>58900392>>58901822>>58902905Stop replying faggots. Paldea is the best region and best Gen. Hands down.
>>58902925lmao
>>58901997It's not even a theory, it's a fact.
>>58888384This still makes me nut
>>58905886>>58906418Why are you bumping the thread
>>58905937good, the shill's crying even harder
Mods seething again kek
>>58873018Everyone here is gay except for me
well they did play scat & vomit lol
>>58907023Because we don't have enough dead threads clogging the catalog, it's not enough you literally can't make an Eevee thread anymore without ch*ppy schizophrenia invading it.
>>58907417i wish larry was gay
>>58888384This still makes me hard
All true but Rika's hot.
>>58873032The E4 should've been 4 teachers in the school on the roof.
>>58873018Low income region. They can't afford gyms either, but have mass produced battle grounds instead.
>>58909408as long as they get pushed off
>>58907117best part is i said i'd bump those threads too, but every time some faggots beat me to it lol it's fucking glorious
>>58897273Reminder that your entire ideology and home board are a psyop by epstien.
>>58911615Yawn
Larry and Rika will return(Geeta dies)
i just beat this for the first time. should i get the dlc or should i play sword for the first time instead
>>58907117it's the surest sign that all the whining, all the genwars, and all the furry coom threads come from the same discord
>>58912748Just FYI for everyone else.
>>58911749>>58913038>picsOh, so the creator of this thread is the same jeet spammer who appears in Marnie threads?
>>58902925Facts
>>58877774>Spain is a shithole country where the government can't even afford to pay its own workersDing ding ding
>>58913265That's the same jeet spamming the Eeveelution threads. I suspect a janny is deleting them since his main buzzword keeps changing, meaning it's getting censored.This schizo deletes his own posts and necrobumps.
>>58913352meh... at least shawn and the jeet schizoposting is kinda funnythis is just gay
>>58894969>mfw its fucking worse than SwShyou went full retard, swsh are abysmal
>>58913769Whatever swsh is, sv is worse. Its unreal how bad it is
>>58873018I think this E4 could have shone in the post-game. For example, the first time you face them, everything is bureaucratic, gray, and easy because they're teachers/workers at a school, so they go in on easy mode against the player.Instead, in the post-game, they could have challenged you as individual trainers in areas with several wild Pokémon that would wear down your team until you reach the boss/E4:Poppy in a school uniform surrounded by students you'll have to defeat to reach her.Rika in a bikini vacationing in a swamp surrounded by Pokémon, with a titan Clodsire as her guard dog.Hassel at a Brassius art exhibition where you have to face several pairs of art critics before facing Hassel and Brassius in a double battle. Plus, if you bring other artists from the franchise like Burg or Mina.Larry would be a puzzle where he's missing, and you'd have to follow several clues to find him, battling various wild Pokémon and trainers to gather the clues. You'd eventually find him on a baseball field atop a building or mountain, wearing his old baseball uniform and practicing for fun.Getta would be exploring the interior of Area Zero, surrounded by high-level paradoxes. She'd eventually have a competitive team in the correct order, for example, starting with her Glimora, using a Mega Chesnaught, and finishing with Kingambit. As a joke, she'd have her Gogoat by her side as a mount, and she'd wear traditional mountaineering gear.The point, besides increasing the difficulty, would be to reflect more of her personality through different outfits and environments, making them memorable instead of just a bureaucratic formality.
>>58914316all great ideas, which is why they'd never do themI know its a common complaint and having to pay for the better version is shit, but they did fix Geeta's party in the DLC
>>58914316>Getta in traditional mountaineering gear.A perfect missed opportunity to parody Heidi, with Larry as Peter
>>58895835 the game run like shit and lookslike shit On the console it was released on, I know because I just played it a few days ago and thank God I was able to sell it to another idiot or I'd be really screwed.
>>58914503It also looks like shit on the Switch 2 and even on a high-end PC
>>58894969>intro is rough
>>58891394Poopy can die, shitty toddler
>>58915686Retard take. Plenty of good looking Switch games that are polished and run well. Its not a switch thing, its a gamefreak thing
>>58914454That would mean going to a better country like Switzerland instead of trash like Spain
>>58873018>Two back to back white regions>Full of black and brown monstrosities >Indians are the league champions both time Uh white bros? Brits and Spaniard? Why is India dominating the pokemon world
>>58917846Pity for raped nations
>>58903159Kinda like how Danganronpa is about all of the failures of Japan's education system
>>58873032There's a difference between copying the layout of viridian forest for a completely different forest in Kalos and just having a tradition.
>>58917846>spain>white
>>58873018They needed to lower the AoC in the Pokeverse from 10 to 9
>>58918721>gringo>white
lol did someone's balloon get lasered
>>58917846>Next region is Indonesia inspired>Champion is a 6'6 blonde Dutch manN-n-nani!?
>>58919776
>>58919782>Antediluvian nephilim instructing his slave race of proto-simians to construct him an enormous monolithic tomb complex
this japanese obsession with indians needs to stop. they are like polar opposite cultures.
>>58919980Maybe it's a good thing they're going to start doing third world countries. That when we do eventually get regional analogues for Germany/Scandinavia it'll be in a post-TND world
>>58888384>>58908981>>58914241This still makes me hardest
>>58873018The fanart was bad enough, but that looks even worse
>>58873018I made this thread over 2 weeks ago, why is it still up?
>>58922815Can't hit the bump limit because mods keep seething and silently deleting posts they dont like across several different threads
>>58873018it's easily the worst league, the damn Alola league is more creditable than these faggots
>>58922815A schizo Typedo necrobumper has been bumping the same threads for the past 2 weeks. This GET >>58888888 and the last several Typedo threads were all laughing at him and he got triggered. When he got called out in that Toiletgatr thread he immediately ceased posting.
>>58873263>>58877789Ever wonder why discord's pretending to be different from sharty? It's because those things are what brought sharty here in the first placehttps://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/61487920/#61508797https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/61487920/#61512262https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/61487920/#61512451There's no difference between the two. They even say the exact same things on purpose
>ivycuck admits he’s the one bumping kanto, 2 and 5 threads tooGrim
>>58873018breddy sure only one of those is underage
>>58873018As long as the furry 'cord gets upset again
>>58888384This still makes me harderer
>>58873018I don't think a victory road would even work for sv. Since you can just jump over every npc, and see every enemy there is on the map there's a lack of struggling through the area to reach your goal. Pajeeta fucking sucks though.
>>58888384all that spam about the "leaks" was just one jeet samefagging to pretend there was any "interest" in the new "games" when those are just gonna be complete trash anyway
>>58888384This still makes me harderest
>>58922878the pajeet even pretended you can delete your own posts when they're several hours old or more kek
>>58888384This still makes me hardester
>>58934215The grace period is like 30 minutes or something
>>58888384This still makes me hardestest
>>58919980then the pajeets should've stayed in their own country and stayed the fuck away from the internet
>>58874642what's eos?
>>58874449lol when was this
>>58939107Libearation day
>>58873018>>Geeta is a lolcow with oversized feet and a jobber who uses Gogoat as her aceReal tawk though, why is Gamefreak so afraid of making female characters that could upstage cynthia? Even after they made Iris stronger they just pretended that never happened. That's so pathetic that they are turning Cynthia into a pathetic Mary Sue retroactively.
