We are living in the worst timeline.
New Pokemon Snap is genuinely a good spin off
>>58884403...for Sinnohcucks. Imagine getting three flops at the same time...
>>58884406By what standards? It is pure slop compared to anything pre-3DS
>>58884403They even butchered PMD1. Still mad about this.
lol
>>58884410It’s better than BW/BW2
>>58884411I keep hearing people say this, but the only complaints I hear are "le 3D models" and "le IQ skills".
>>58884417
>>58884410Can you elaborate why?
>>58884403Why does this image have all the boxes with the Pegi ratings except for Shield and ZA? That bothers me more than anything else
>>58884413brutal arceus-pill
>>58884430Nah, I didn't play it. Sorry.
>>58884410Miles better than any mainline photography gimmick
>>58884444Those digits validate your opinion
>>58884413Pokebros....
pokeslop never was good, palworld won enjoy your woke series lmao fartendo is just for troons
>>58884403Remove legends arceus and the image is accurate
>>58884413Three games that barely cracked green. Two eights. All of them were spinoffs that didn't sell well. The franchise has never been worse.
>>58884413Sinnoh WON
>>58884450Palworld Pinball fucking WHEN
>>58884413Wild that SV got lower scores than SwSh. I think by most measures it's a better game, but the launch was definitely the worst launch any game has seen.
>>58884457How is 14 million sales for PLA bad?
>>58884464he is talking about pmd and snap
>>58884413Scat and Toilet
>>58884464>muh salesand scarlet violet are the second most selling pkmn games and they are dogshit
and gen 10 already sounds like shit, this franchise is dead
>>58884464Because worse games are selling better.See >>58884472
These games are made with shoe string budgets and handicapped developers and sell millions of copies. It will only get worse from here.
this going to save next gen
>>58884477>acting like older games were actually any betterBrain damage confirmed.
>>58884413once again the spinoffs carry this dogshit franchise on their backs
>>58884403Pokemon was never good
>>58884462Performance has a much bigger impact on scores than content. Doesn't matter how much better the actual content in SV is if the game crashes every half hour
>>58884413I more or less agree with this but Arceus is still too high and artificially buoyed by the fact that everything else is still somehow dogshit in comparison.
>>58884458>Sinnoh WONthis
>>58884597Please stop pretending like astroturfed poor ratings are either honest or actually important to the world at large. That's you cunts' issue - thinking "the world at large" is a collective of insecure manchild retards obsessed with a children's game to the point they earnestly believe they SHOULD be catered to as primary market. The world at large doesn't give a shit for any the issues spastics used to justify crying Pokémon still didn't do what they wanted, despite appearing on the Switch and shedding the 90's era design tropes. /vp/ and their discord groups were spreading templates and info as to how to offer a visually legitimate poor review, despite ignoring no cunt could have marathoned the game, explored the content and been able to give a reasoned, measured review in the 10 minutes after review windows opened day of release.
>>58884607Meds
>>58884413Why was Arceus so liked?
>>58884413>Sinnohchads have the best 2D game and the best 3D gameWe won
>>58884613Yeah, you need large doses if you think metacritic is any way legitimate or indeed important to the types of people that drive Pokémon's lead gen pair sales up 10m over 3DS./DS/GBA days. That's why the games keep selling and why retards like you spack out on a yearly basis, when the latest Game Freak Pokémon game sells millions hand-over-fist.But I'm sure if you downvote EVEN HARDER on metababby, it'll all actually change, reality will warp, they'll collapse and fall to ruin and turn to you and suck you off like your uncle used to in his cabin as a wee boy.
User score stopped mattering ages ago
>>58884617Its kino, simple as
>>58884600>and artificially buoyed by the fact that everything else is still somehow dogshit in comparison.This is moreso the case for LGPE Arceus had everything going against it and still came out on top
>>58884413were are officially in....the dark ages....
your fault for let gen 5 flop
>>58884653Yes! listen to critics like a good goy!
>>58884617Pokémon’s BOTW, but the ancient setting also made it stand out from the others
>>58884716What do you expect, you idiots ate up Gen 3 with pepper and no salt.
>>58884745this but gen 6
>>58884747Anon, the successes of Gen 3 led to Gen 6. There's no world where the Gen 3 we got resulted in anything different, that would have required a fundamental overhaul of what Gen 3's aims and ambitions were beyond "let's see if we can keep this shit going".
>>58884764Sounds like an excuse to deflect the blame from Gen 6 for being the first truly terrible generation. Kalosperm, do better.
good, It's funny to see manchildren poketrannies crying and being violated by Nintendo and gf
>>58884747Pokemon should of never went 3d.
>>58884779excuses, other monster collection games has been good in 3d, pokemon faileld because gamefreak is trash even their 2d games are ugly
>>58884722Maybe if the dogshit pokedex were not ugly and flop
>>58884462Overall it is the better game but it took a walloping from the ugly stick. The game is ugly, the characters are ugly, and it has the worst new batch of Pokemon ever.
>58884779>should of
>>58884413Scarlet and Violet score should be lower
this series died years ago anon, it's just memes and porn
>>58884403>LGPEslop>SwShslop>BDSPslop>ArceusExtremely good>PMD remakemediocre remake>New Pokémon Snapmediocre sequel>ZAreally bland
welcome to poke-purgatory
pokefags were too cocky good digimon and palworld are moggin it
>>58884844>good digimon and palworld are moggin itMonster hunter's next
>>58884407arceus got lots of praise doe
>>58884808me on da left
>>58884864Never thought Fagnamalo's design would manage to grow on me
>>58884822>Watch bidoof use tackle 40 times >Extremely good
>>58884822>SVAbysmal slop
>>58884808why's the poketurd blue?
>>58884896Oh yeah, it's so slop I outright removed it
>>58884545If this is how you cope with the current state of Pokemon, I don't want to take that away from you, but this series was in fact better than it is now.
>>58884403Ummmmm actually SV was the greatest game of all time, not just the best pokemon game ever made, but the best game ever made to date of all games.All the rest are trash and anyone who likes them are probably ICE agents
SwSh still has the best art style out of the 3d games and they should go back to it
>>58884822>butt fucking ugly overworld ported from the n64>catch the pokemon 60 times>catch the pokemon without being spotted>number defeated>beat a pokemon with a super effective hit>number you’ve evolved>postgame: catch 3 genies and summon 1 trans genie>HECKING STEPERINO IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION EXTREMELY GOODplassfags need to be studied
PLA is extremely mediocre, but thats a big compliment for a pokemon game and basically 8/10 for pokemon
>>58884864>>58884844Pokemon is dogshit no matter they do, Kanto is the only good thing in Pokemon
For fix Pokemon they need fix the fanbase first so never happening, this slop franchise is irremediable garbage
>>58884939lol
>>58884769Gen 3 is right there apologist. You can rope at any minute.
>>58884940Well, yes anon. Because I didn't have the luxury of being an ignorant 7 year old when I first met Pokémon in '99. Games have always been less than what they could have been, even when they were the best thing since fried shit on sliced bread to (You) when you were 7. Funniest is, I'm still playing them, you retard cunts are crying they're not being like they were when you were 7 despite them being BETTER than presented to 7 year olds of your generation, meaning you're crying about how you're not an ignorant fucking child blissfully unaware of the failings of Pokémon like you were when you were 7 any longer. Only difference from back then today is, is the fact the 7 year olds today are wholesale 100% different people to the 7 year olds of whatever afterbirth generation you joined up with and grew up in a fundamentally different societal, chronological and technological era to (You).
>>58885034Yeah, ESL's do tend to shit up everything they touch. Series should have been kept to non-spic territories.
>>58884864Poketurd is never getting good designs like this
>>58884844imagine actually believing this
>>58884864and then Aniimo
>>58884403*pisses in your eyes*
>>58884403add the 3ds games as well, all of them were garbage. pokemon hasn't been good since xy released
>>58885993>add the 3ds games as welland gen 5
>>58884403>SwSh is garbage>didn't like SV>didn't play BDSP, since I don't like the art and I was already playing Platinum at the time>PLZA is somewhere between "meh" and ass>PLA was fine, but dragged down pretty bad by how unpolished and unfinished it was. Plus I don't care if it was done on purpose, Palkia and Dialga look like shit>didn't bother with LGPE when I heard wild battles were cut for the Go mechanic (though I wouldn't mind getting the game for some younger relatives. I don't really want to do that unless the franchise turns around though, I'm NOT getting them into shit franchises or turning them into merch consoomers)>Rescue Team looks interesting, but I've already got them on GBA, DS and 3DS, and I'd rather beat those first>I want to play Pokemon Snap at some point since I recently beat the OG, but I'd want to do some research on it first. If it's as short as the original, I don't want itAlso, fuck, man. The original Snap felt a lot longer as a kid, but then I played and beat it at a retro game store in one casual sitting. Had to look up one thing, but otherwise it was straightforward and quick.>>58884462SWSH facetanked the entire normalfag Pokemon fanbase bearhugging it and sucking its dick because it was a Switch game. Damage control was in full force, 100%, and also a lot of people shored up all the defenses over the dex cut.Think the gameplay's bad? You're just mad about the cut.Think the graphics aren't very good? You're either a Dexitfag or you're looking too close at things! It's a kids game!Dungeons are simple? No they're not, you're just nitpicking about the game because you're mad about the dex cut. Also the dungeons are "better" now!Your favorite Pokemon was/were cut? Too fuckin' bad, you think they can keep having 1000 Pokemon in each gen? You're insane! (Ignore that even PLZA is STILL FUCKING USING THE 3DS XY MODELS and don't actually have to do any extra work outside of some textures.)That kind of stuff.
>>58886083>Ignore that even PLZA is STILL FUCKING USING THE 3DS XY MODELSWhy do BBNDfags always need to resort to lying?
>>58884462SV is what broke the camel's back for normalfags now see all Pokemon games as shovelware with how low quality that game is, it's going to take a lot to repair that
i get banned for calling out 4chan faggots hypocrisy but blatant genwar threads are ignored unless you're targeting janny's favorite shit game just letting you know that
>>58886087>using the same script from back when SwSh came out>inb4 the texture update = whole new modelNigga, u late af bruh.Barely any Pokemon got updated other than their textures.Look at the mesh on this poor soul. Look at it.Nigga, you can count the tris on the hair.
