Pokemon that look like their existence is pure suffering.
inb4 yawnfag posts samurott
(totally forgot this thing existed too btw)
>>58931493Fun fact: Dhelmise isn't the anchor. It's literally just the seaweed.
>>58930737Once I realized this thing moves, by spinning its "legs" like an old school cartoon character, it makes me slightly uncomfortable every time I look at it.
>>58931539how come they're all the same then?
>>58930737I don't even know what Pokémon that is.
>>58931682It's the middle evolution of a super shitmon, don't worry about it
Imagine evolving and then you're suddenly forced to crawl on the floor like a drooling retard the rest of your life while not being able to properly use your own tools your entire fighting style is revolved around.
Can't this thing, like, not breathe on land or some shit?
>>58930737Go with God you ugly fuck
>>58931711Turn your monitor on
>>58930770Nice try yawnfag
>>58931714My monitor is never turned offYou should join 2026 already
It lives in the sand and shoots sand out its nose then it evolves into a pokemon that lives in the sand and shoots even more sand out its nose.
is each loose fragment a part of its body? does it hurt to separate them?
How about your hind legs literally melting so you have to drag yourself with your front legs? At least it's temporary.
>>58931794>He thinks a mirror is a monitorHoly fuckin kek
>>58931671Same reason that Arbok apparently has six different face variations at minimum and yet we've had the same one since Gen IV
>>58931706Unova's welfare allows retards like this to exist
>>58931911How many mirrors do you know are powered, retard?
>>58931709>Its mighty legs are capable of running at speeds exceeding 40 mph, but this Pokémon can't breathe unless it's underwater.
>Seethe for a decade >LoseImagine still forcing a hate campaign for Samugod lmao
>>58931892Kek. Imagine the unimaginable pain Heatran must be in.
>>58931699Colossal won a high profile tournament
>>58931706LMAO
>>58932419any mon can win in VGC because all you need is Protect + luck
>>58931892>Her volcanic diarrhea got so bad it melted her ass and legs and fused them into an amorphous blobSad....
>>58930737idk he seems to be having a good time
>>58931699>super shitmonSelf report
Do you think he’ll ever get that coal to page 10?
>>58931709>>58932032Cara Liss and her crimes will be brought to justice
