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Well?
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Very dishonest meme. Frankly "animals" should be further separated into two groups:
>Waifumons
>Animals and Objects
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>>58931789
There's no well in that picture, just a three way fork.
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>>58931798
Pokemon cannot consent
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>>58931789
all three at once
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por que no los tres?
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>>58931804
Niether can you, you can't consent unless someone asks you for sex
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>>58931804
Alakazam is smarter than Einstein by a comical magnitude, the dex entries ARE correct, and you were born to suck my hairy nuts. Swallow them.
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>>58931789
>Animals
>it's just two people and a humanoid rabbit
where's my real fuckable pokemon
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>>58931789
The fourth route, men.
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>>58931804
Verily!
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>>58931993
cant blame you
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>>58931798
Waifumons are animals, the series makes no distinction between Gardevior and Skitty
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>>58932171
-> >>58931862
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>>58931789
None of them are 10 (except some of their anime counterparts, but they pretty much just reuse the game designs while saying they're Ash's age)
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>58931804
cope
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>>58931789
There's only two real answers. Why would I go into a magical utopia land just to have sex with hags which I can already do now? It would be a complete waste. Since I'm not into animals, I guess i would have to go with 10 year olds.
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>>58931804
>Still lying out of his ass after he's been BTFO'd over and over
They can consent in the games, in the anime, in the manga, and in all other forms of media. They are as intelligent as if not more intelligent than the average human.
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>>58931804
Neither do any foids that don't vote for Libertarians.
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>>58932874
>>58931862
Raping dogs is wrong in the civilized world. Go back to Israel Hymie Epbergstien
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>>58931789
Hags
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>>58933009
*farts on you*
*little bit of shit slips out into your mouth and down your gullet*
Whoops, my bad baby
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>>58931789
how about...animals shaped like 10 year old girls?
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>>58931993
tick tock
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>>58931789
All of them
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>>58931789
There's nothing wrong with choosing 10 year old girls since 10 is the legal age of adulthood in the Pokemon world.
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>>58931789
There's teenagers in Gen 5.
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>>58931798
I can't really articulate why it but there's something very off-putting about having intelligent humanoids in the same box as cats and dogs.
>>58931804
Mewtwo sure as fuck can.
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>>58931789
I have an adult woman fetish
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>>58933282
you sick fuck!
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>>58931789
>loli
>pokemon
>hag
Lolibaba goblina
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>>58931862
>Alakazam is smarter than Einstein
but is it smarter than Epstein?
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>>58933201
Nice headcanon Anon
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>>58933600
>according to the director and main writer of the Pokemon anime for the first several seasons, Takeshi Shudo, people in the Pokemon world become legally adults at age 10 and that's when compulsory education ends. People at 10 can begin their careers and even get married.
Unironically, it's not a headcanon; it's one of the liberties Shudo took, since at that time the games didn't have extensive lore and the anime had to fill in those gaps.
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>>58933778
based lorechad
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>>58933599
Alakazam could definitely set up a Pokésex trafficking ring and have all the most powerful trainers apart of it
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>>58931789
10 year old girls
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>>58931804
pokemon can consent
children cannot
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>>58931789
Hags, duh.
>obese (see: disease) 55 year old dressing like she's 20 in shapewear
Imagined the smell. Want to delete my save now.

>>>/fit/fph
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>>58933902
>pic
Is this what the kids call Snorlaxmaxxing?
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>>58931789
I choose all three paths.
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>>58933951
>pic
You are the problem.
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>>58931789
In which category this put me?
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>>58933009
Good thing I don't find animals attractive and that pokemon are not animals, they're sapient, intelligent, magical creatures capable of higher thought and consent as has been proven to you with evidence multiple times on this board. Meanwhile, you're a child rapist and deserve to hang with the rest of those subhuman cannibals in DC.
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>>58933009
Rape would imply having sex with them against their will. If they consent it's not rape.
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>>58931804
>>58933009
Here you dropped this



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