Is the Pokémon company starting to accept that Pokémon are our husbands and wives?
>>58936331left: two wivesright: two husbands
>>58936331>lucario tallerThey really regret making 3'11 it's canon height.
>>58936480makes lucario a monlet if shipped with anything not an nfe
>>58936331They already do accept Pokémon being husbands/wives as long as it's with someone who is also a Pokémon or the time period is in the ancient past. Otherwise no.
>>58936480Reminder that Pokemon canonically (in the games) come in various different heights now. That's just an XXL Lucario.
>>58936366Anon that’s gay.
>>58936705Turn on your monitor.
>>58936331>off-model Lucario
>>58936331Always have.
>>58936717no seriously, stop being gay, it's bad
>>58936905wonder how humans even managed to not breed themselves out of existence
>>58936986You have more than enough humans that can keep humans around. It helps that Pokemon can also birth humans.
>Game Freak have been shipping humans and pokémon since the outset>TPC resolutely ignored this mindset since it started>Masuda leaves Game Freak for TPC>TPC begins adhering more closely to canon as a resultBased Masuda.
>>58936905I think I'd like the Machamp line more if it was just a little more animalistic and didn't have those stupid shorts.
>>58936331this is epstein files shitthey should all be in jail
>>58937023Indeed.
>>58937055Why didn't Ash catch her, is he gay or retarded?
>>58936331
>>58937050Yeah cause calling a made up monster ya girlfriend is toootally the same as a notorious monster/s
>>58936331>startingThey have since Gen 3 when they initially conceived Gardevoir in the first place.
>>58936331Technically not but I doubt that'll stop fans as ill admit i used to call some of my fav mons like primarina,cinderace and meowscarda too name "my girls" and fantasize of dating and marrying em to name if they were fully anthropomorphic and in the version of the pokemon world in the same look of the artist like saltyxodium verse but it's funnier to imagine they do/are aware
>>58937349>saltyxodium>titslopYou don't really love them.
>>58937050The hilarious thing about you making that accusation is that both of these are among the only examples of a Pokémon explicitly being the same age as their trainer and growing up alongside them.
>>58936331Left felt a lot like a sibling relationship to me.
>>58937034I totally agree! Let Machamp freeball!
>>58937319why do you speak like a retard?
Marriage was canon in JP Sinnoh. This was the inevitable outcome...
>>58936331Gardevoir wife
>>58936903Having possessive pokemon must be a pain...
>>58937349>saltyxodiumwinslowcore
>>58936331Ever since Gen 2
>>58938305Once again, was, AKA it's not a thing anymore and you would be arrested for doing so in modern Pokemon times, sorry if it breaks your gooner fantasy but it's true
>>58936331They've definitely seen the numbers on r34
>>58939916>>58937023>>58937055Sorry to burst your puritanical bubble there, but the fact Game Freak gave Latias an illegal, yet INCREDIBLY fitting move (Sweet Kiss is called Angel's Kiss in Japan) proves they still see it as right and proper.
>>58936331They're unable to explicitly address it without bringing up bestiality and animal rights.
>>58936331They have since Gen 2
>>58936366Fpbp. Only faggots are furries.
>>58938305No, it was mentioned once in a myth about tucked in the back corner of a library. It has as much validity as three little pigs has in our world. And even in the unlikely event any of it ever happened it would have only ever been a relic of the uncivilized past, its doesn’t happen now except in barbarically backwoods shitholes
>>58940094Then why did my Meowscarada put on this dress and kiss me?
>>58940094All myths and legends are based in truth.
>>58940106Because your meowscarada is broken. Throw it in the trash and get a new one.
>>58940381Works on my machine
>>58940397Is Latias the only Pokémon that’s been shown in canon kissing a human on the lips?
>>58940435Only one I'm familiar with
>>58937055I love her so much.
Why are foxmons so thirsty for trainers?
>>58936905That Machop got a blowjob from that girl. Goddamn.
Love hmofa.Love hfoma.Simple as.
>>58940094It has as much validity as The Sea's Legend. Unless of course you want to pick and choose of course to fit your narrative. I'm starting to think no one here played Legends Arceus.
>>58939262https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNSn9Uu__XI
>the tomboy (human) wins
