Lance Thread! Show him respect! Let's talk about him!
How old do you think he is canon in hgss I’m guessing 24-27
The dragon tamer angle (that he effectively founds for the series) is goofy such that I forget he's supposed to be pretty to some extent.
>>58949562What's his diet?
>>58949746Cock
>>58948658I'm thinking 27-30. Clair is a bit younger like 24-26
>>58949746Locally sourced eggs, vegetables, and meat, with a regular serving of cunny from all the fit chicks that manage to track him down just to throw themselves at him.
>>58949885Silly anon, Lance would never do something like that. He's a good young man! I bet he's still a virgin, waiting for that one dragon tamer lady to tame his dragon trainer heart.
>>58950179He comes from the boonies in a country where age of consent was 13 until recently, spare me. Fr I'm kind of torn on it. Old fashioned upbringing and hot-headedness leans me one way, his moral uprightness another. I'm glad he's fictional so I don't have to find out and be disappointed either way.
Thread is kill come Friday, we need to enjoy it.
>>58951328What's he thinking about?
>>58951386(You)
>>58948032That Johto immigrant can leave my beloved Kanto.
>>58951984yeah fuck lance! and niggers
>hottest man in kanto is johtoniankek do k*nto men really let johto rednecks steal their women?
>>58952702>forgot picI'm tired
