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>push this guy to be the ultimate supreme master of all masters with his mighty Charizard
>he’s even the final boss of Ash’s journey, which began decades earlier
>he completely flops and nobody cares about him
>other champions get much more attention

The push for him to seem cool and important felt as manufactured as the celebrity of someone like Pedro Pascal. Someone who’s shoved in your face everywhere all the time for a short period until it becomes apparent that nobody actually likes them.
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>>58958589
>he completely flops
>other champions get much more attention
these never happened btw
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tbf there are only 2-3 actually popular champions in pokemon (depends if you count Lance or not)

>these never happened btw
Leon very much flopped given how much shilling he had
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Here's the short form, OP:

>Blue, Lance, Steven and Cynthia are interesting characters off the bat
>Alder and Geeta were stepping stones for the real Champions, N and Nemona
>Iris was an attempt to salvage a character ruined by the anime
>Diantha and Leon were forced popularity, which is why they were given popular mons like Gardevoir and Charizard instead of actually representing their regions

They need to return to making regular ass Champion characters instead of "subversive" shit or the insecurity of going "YOU WILL LOVE THIS CHARACTER" if they need to adhere to this old hat of a trope
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>>58958589
>>he completely flops and nobody cares about him
>>other champions get much more attention
Yep so much that a game in the next Generation talked about him more than that Gen's Dogshit Champion
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>>58958589
He’s the Jiren of Pokemon. Nobody ever liked him, but memers on 4chan will claim they do forever.
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>>58958617
Attention from fans, ESL.
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>>58958601
This is how a Twitter user responds. At least >>58958600 gave a fully schizo reply.
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I like him purely because he makes cynthiatards like OP seethe
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>>58958617
True, I like him more than whatever the living fuck Geeta was supposed to be
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>>589END THEM ALL NACK TO MEXICO 58629
EXACTLY

FUCK CYNTHIAJEWS

“Wealth? Influence? You think in such small terms. We’re liberating the world, my dear actress. And you… you’re a symbol of the old order. A beautiful, talented, utterly useless symbol. Your movies won’t save you now. Your title won’t protect you. Just ask your friend in there.”

Cynthia felt a fresh wave of anguish. She’s right here. She’s right outside.

“Sevvy, my love,” Aldith cooed, her tone shifting to one of intimate command. “Another feast. This one is delicate, flavorful. A true vintage. Take your time. Savor every scream.”

The familiar, wet pop of unhinging jaws echoed, monstrously loud even through the digestive chamber. Diantha’s scream that followed was pure, unadulterated horror.

“NO! DON’T TOUCH ME! GET AWAY! GARDEVOIR! WHERE—!”

“The jammer, darling,” Aldith interrupted smoothly. “All your pretty Pokéballs are just paperweights. You came here for a secret rendezvous, didn’t you? A little private meeting with a fellow champion to discuss the ‘Plasma threat.’ How romantic. And how stupid. We’ve been watching her for months. Watching you for weeks. Your schedules, your secret passions… it was child’s play.”

The swallowing began. Cynthia could feel it. A new, immense pressure at the entrance to the stomach, the esophageal sphincter stretching obscenely wide. The Seviper’s gulps were powerful, rhythmic, and deliberate. Each one sent a shockwave through the fluid, making Cynthia’s own battered body bob and press against the newly arriving mass.

Diantha’s screams were muffled now, but her struggles were violent. Cynthia could feel the kicks and punches transmitted through the serpent’s flesh—desperate, weakening impacts against the tunnel that was consuming her.S
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>>58958629
You’re the one bringing up Cynthia in a thread that didn’t mention her. If that’s not seething, nothing is.

Also you kind of accidentally made my point. Even you don’t like him based on his own merits, it’s in relation to Cynthia. Leon is nothing, even to you.
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>>58958638
You didn’t need to mention her, because Cynthiatards are the only ones who seethe this hard over Leon destroying their fanfic about Cynthia being the strongest.

>Even you don’t like him based on his own merits
Him being stronger than Cynthia thus making Cynthiafags seethe is one of his own merits.
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>>58958638
YOU ARE NOTHING TO AMYONE

DIE MAD

That’s it… good… head-first, just like the other,” Aldith instructed, her voice a excited whisper. “Oh, she’s putting on a show! Look at her struggle! Such spirit! It only makes the digestion more thorough, you know. More energy expended, more tenderized muscle.”

Cynthia wept, hot tears mingling with the digestive fluid. She could picture it with horrifying clarity: Diantha’s elegant, porcelain face contorted in terror, her striking blue eyes wide as the cavernous maw descended over her perfectly styled hair. Her gorgeous jacket, her stylish shorts, all being stained by saliva as she was tilted forward.

The pressure at the stomach entrance intensified. Cynthia was pushed further into the curvature of the organ as the new arrival began to breach the chamber. A flood of fresh, saliva-drenched air and the scent of Diantha’s perfume—something floral and expensive—washed over her, horribly out of place in the acidic stench.

First, Diantha’s head and shoulders forced their way in. There was a moment of chaotic, tight compression as the Seviper’s stomach stretched to accommodate a second occupant. Cynthia, curled on her side, felt a limp, silk-clad arm brush against her face. Then a head of soft hair pressed against her chest.

Diantha was in.

The esophageal sphincter snapped shut behind her with a final, wet gasp. The sudden silence was broken only by the gurgle of fluids and Diantha’s choked, shuddering sobs. She was curled opposite Cynthia, their bodies forced into intimate contact by the relentless, squeezing walls.

“C… Cynthia?” Diantha’s voice was a tiny, broken thing, slurred by fluid and shock.

“Diantha… I’m here,” Cynthia rasped, her own voice unrecognizable, raw from acid and screams. “I’m so… so sorry.”

The Kalosian champion whimpered, her body trembling violently against Cynthia’s. The stomach churned, kneading them together
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>>58958650
Nigger no one even gives a shit about Leon when talking about power levels, if you wanna actually tackle Cynthiafags with real arguments and not Dragon Ball schizoposting you bring up Red, not fucking Leon
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>>58958617
Leon definitely fucked Jacinthe while he was in Kalos
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>>58958650
>i assumed something therefore i was correct in assuming it because i assume i was correct

And nope, you’re still just expressing hatred for Cynthia, not love for Leon. It’s the equivalent of voting for Kamala Harris.

Don’t respond in the future if you gave no rebuttal.
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>>58958638
>Leon is nothing
He is a pajeet!
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>>58958617
Jacinthe only appeals to westerners
People in Japan believe it or not cares more about Geeta than Leon
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>>58958665
YOU VOTED FOR KAMALA AND BERNIE

DIE MAD IN CHINA COMMUNIST TROOM

STAY MAD AT AMERICA

Diantha made a gagging sound, a sob and retch combined. Cynthia held her closer, if such a thing were possible in the relentless press.

“Think of it,” Aldith mused, her voice taking on a dreamy, sadistic quality. “No grand statues. No history books. Just… nutrients. A memory so faint, not even a ghost could cling to it. You’ll be less than a rumor. You’ll be shit.”

The vulgarity, so blunt and final, broke something in Diantha. She wept openly, her body going limp against Cynthia’s. “I don’t want to die like this,” she choked. “Not like this… not forgotten…”

“You won’t be forgotten,” Cynthia whispered, but the words were hollow. We will be. She’s right. We’ll be a mystery. A cautionary tale.

Aldith wasn’t finished. “The fun isn’t over, though! The show must go on, as they say in your business, Diantha. We’ve already lined up the next acts. A little birdie told me the Unovan airhead, Skyla, is taking a scenic flight over a particularly remote stretch of coast tomorrow. And our intelligence suggests a certain fiery-haired Kanto gym leader, Misty, is on a solo training retreat near a very isolated lake. They’ll be joining you soon enough. Well, not you specifically. You’ll be part of Sevvy by then. But they’ll follow the same path.”

Skyla. Misty. The names were fresh knives in Cynthia’s soul. They’re hunting everyone. Every strong, independent woman trainer. The scale of the plan was terrifying. This wasn’t just about her; it was a systematic culling.

“Why?” Diantha cried out, the word echoing weakly in the chamber. “Why are you doing this to us?!”

Aldith’s laughter was soft, almost pitying. “I told you. Liberation. You represent a world where humans and Pokémon are partners. A world of bonds, of love, of weakness. We envision a world of pure utility, of absolute human control.
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>>58958589
>The push for him to seem cool and important felt as manufactured
Why did you think they gave it shillzard? lol
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Thank you Shawn for shitting up a galar thread
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>>58958667
You fags say every brown character in this franchise is a pajeet nowadays. You’d probably say Brock is one if he was made today.
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>>58958658
> Nigger no one even gives a shit about Leon when talking about power levels
And yet Cynthiatards clearly do. Curious.

>>58958665
>you assumed this incredibly obvious thing that’s always 100% true
Correct.

>And nope, you’re still just expressing hatred for Cynthia, not love for Leon
I love Leon for making Cynthiatards like (You) upset.
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>>58958678
>every brown character in this franchise is a pajeet
Only since Pokemon went woke.
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>>58958667
so more then nothing
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>>58958679
Because people who believe everything they're told are fucking idiots. That's why power level discussions are only held by spics and niggers
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>>58958679
This response works just as well for this post since you still didn’t refute a single part of it: >>58958665
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Why do leonfags always bring up powerlevels when his Swsh team is absolute dogshit lol.
Dont embarass yourselves

This gay nigga needs a remake with a hugely buffed team.
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>>58958675
STOP CALLING ME SHAUN BROWNIE

STAY MAD

Ohh… Does your belly ache, dearie?” Aldith called out, as if hearing her internal cries. “Must be those nasty, sharp hairpieces of yours. Don’t worry, Seviper will handle it. A good muscle contraction should grind them to paste. Let me feel…” Another probing touch on the bulge. “Ahhh, how the mighty have fallen. Just a lump of digesting meat.”

The burning spread. It was on her arms, her stomach, her breasts. It was an all-encompassing, slow-cook fire. Her skin felt like it was blistering, peeling away. The sacred family heirloom necklace around her neck, the last piece of her identity, grew hot against her collarbone before the chain finally gave way, sinking into the morass.

“Be sure to digest well, my pet,” Aldith instructed lovingly. “We don’t want any bones puncturing the cloaca on the way out. And do cough up those headpieces and the necklace. Might fetch a price from a… trophy collector. A final humiliation for the Celestic line.”

Cynthia’s world shrank to the universe of pain. Her thoughts fragmented. Dawn… I’m sorry… My Pokémon… I failed… Arceus, why…? The elegant champion, the master strategist, the history scholar, was reduced to a core of primal suffering, being relentlessly, meticulously unmade.

*

A week passed in the isolated clearing on Route 210.

Not a single trainer, hiker, or Pokémon came to investigate. The forest, usually teeming with life, was strangely silent around the massive, digesting serpent and its watchful mistress. As Aldith had boasted, she and her Seviper were ghosts.
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>>58958617
/thread
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>>58958696
If you’re an ESL*
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>>58958688
>since you still didn’t refute a single part of it
Except I did. I’m sorry you’re assblasted that Game Freak made a champion canonically stronger than your childhood favorite.
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>>58958702
>>58958686
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>>58958702
You did not. You’re still only talking about Cynthia.
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>>58958600
Meds now
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>>58958691
>absolute dogshit lol
true on that, I didn’t know what I was doing during my playthrough, and still won without even knowing what happened
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Behold, The Biggest Leonfag in history!!
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>>58958691
>SWSH remake
No.
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>>58958719
Kek
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Guy 1:
>I’m a fan of Character A because I like this and this about them.
Guy 2:
>I’m a fan of Character B because I hate Guy 1 and Character A and I believe that supporting Character B will hurt him somehow.

Guy 2 is not actually a fan of Character B. His “fandom” exclusively revolves around his feelings surrounding a different character. Guy B is incapable of understanding this distinction because he’s deeply retarded.
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>>58958702
And youre mad thats your jeet coded character is a flop
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>>58958711
I did. You’re still assblasted about Leon BTFOing Cynthia.

>>58958749
>somehow
Leon is stronger than Cynthia, which makes (You) mad. Take your meds.
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I like that Leon has fat tits.
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>>58958759
>>58958686
>>58958749
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>>58958617
Geetasisters..............................................................
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>>58958759
Deeply retarded, as explained here >>58958749
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>>58958759
It’s honestly amazing that you could be stupid enough to prove >>58958749 correct with every post and not realize it.
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>the cynthiafag got so upset that he’s starting to samefag
KEK
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>>58958785
It's even funnier you still can't refute this >>58958686
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>>58958773
You're such a retard kek
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>>58958790
one mention compared to multiple mentions, Geeta is dogshit
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Alright boys, from now on whenever the Leoncuck speaks again like here >>58958785, just point him back here >>58958749

It completely BTFOs him and exposes the retardation of his posts. He has no answer for it, so there’s no need to engage beyond it.
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>>58958793
Keep down that goalpost buddy
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>>58958790
>can bring out the full potential of any pokemon
Geeta was transgender Colress this whole time
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i still remember that george floyd image with cynthia and leon
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>>58958796
The first response already refuted it, Cynthiatard. Take your meds.
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>>58958805
You mean this one? lol
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>>58958820
Cynthia
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>>58958693
>>58958720
keep doing what you do shawnbergstein
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>Leon “fans” when asked what they “like” about him and they can’t mention Cynthia
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>>58958793
Kek what a faggot tranny
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>Cynthia fans when you point out that not everything is about Cynthia.
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>>58958616
Diantha got a Gardevoir because they realized they didn't shill Gardevoir properly during gen 3 and wanted to makeup for it

Leon got a Charizard because Kaaaaantoooo.

these two are not the same
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>>58958854
>Didn't shill it properly
>Literally gave it to the game's "main rival"

You can blame PokeAni for not adapting Wally, not Game Freak because it's literally one of the most important Pokemon in the fucking game. They made Gallade BECAUSE it was popular as fuck. This is just Diantha cope as a way to pretend she was anything but a forced Champion the same way Leon was. Shit Gardevoir was MADE specifically for Wally to have a character-defining guardian angel mon because it was the replacement for the shitty Spider Lily mon that he was designed with. That's why it has green hair

Diantha was unnecessary, blame Yuyama for not "shilling Gardevoir"



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