i'll start>all other pokedex entries>this guys got psychic arms bro, look at how psychic this guys arms are>shield for some reason>slurping its body juice will make you smarter but you'll die
>>59018257dont worry, Caitlin will invest all her moneys to find a way to make Reuniclus's juice drinkable
>It has been known to become so angry that it dies as a result. Its face looks peaceful in death, however.
>>59018257>slurping its body juice will make you smarter but you'll dieits a reference to toxic waste giving people superpowers
>>59018257>There is no escaping it. Give up.
>Its hidden psychic power has been unleashed. A glance at someone gives it knowledge of the course of that person's life, from birth to death.
>>59018413Gengar also has "To steal the life of its target, it slips into the prey's shadow and silently waits for an opportunity." and "It lays traps, hoping to steal the lives of those it catches. If you stand in front of its mouth, you'll hear your loved ones' voices calling out to you."
>If you are burned by the flames it shoots from its mouth, the pain will never go away.
>For some reason, only females have been found
>>59018257>Sentence begins with "Problem is,"pokedex entries should not have a conversational tone
>>59018704Jasmine...
>>59018753I'm pretty sure it's part of the joke that a highly respected academic encyclopedia is written so informally, see >>59018413
>>59018257There's that one Kadabra pokedex entry about some kid turning into a Kadabra.Also, while not really "unhinged" it bugs me that the pokedex entries are not consistent with whether Mawile's jaws are an actual second mouth or just horns shaped like jaws.
>>59018861There's a Japanese guidebook that clarifies that it's actually a fictional story that's just a rip off of Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka. That might raise more questions honestly.
