I like him
I DON'T like him
I loved him since I was a lad!
I hated him since I was a lass!
>>59040467He's always been by far my least favorite Hitmon to be honest, and I'm counting Tyrogue in on this as well. It just doesn't fit with the others. You have Hitmonlee the kicking master, then Hitmonchan the punching master, then Tyrogue to tie them both together, and then Hitmontop...another kicking master? A kicking master who resembles a spinning top toy. His existence feels pointless. Beta Hitmontop did look more interesting though I will admit. It looked kinda trippy. These days with Ultra Beasts and Paradox Forms and shit it wouldn't even look that out of place. Too bad they ditched it though for a more traditional cutesy look.
>>59040467>Johto stuffed toy slop
>>59040467KEK BASED for making a new one
if hitmontop uses triple kick with his tail does that mean his tail is his third leg
Holy necro
>>59040467What a based thread now that the usual ESL is crying about it already
>johtokino
>>59041883it was funnier when someone thought it was a cock
>>59040467I like him. This is now a Magcargo thread.
>>59040467Even more based thread now that the usual ESL is crying about it again
>>59040647wouldn't be surprised if some faggot dev or suit just wanted capoiera in the game
Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhh CHIGUSA SEX I WANT TO FUCK CHIGUSA FFFFFFFFUUUUUCK!PLAP SLAP SMACK PLAPOOOGHHHH!!PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~ PLAP~GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT CHIGUSA!!!PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPUNNNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~!SPURT SPURT SPLRT SPLLLLLLLRRRTTT
Hitmonbump
Hitmonecro
Hitmonsexo
>>59044408It was pretty big back then, characters like that kept getting added to all sorts of fighting games
>>59045921and beat 'em ups
i'll just leave this here
>>59046393eye pussy.........
>>59046498the eye pussy is awesome. all the best things in life are shaped like pussy
>>59046393At least it would've stayed on the spike instead of using legs
>>59046393Would've been a unique fighting style, but capoiera was too much of a fad not to use
>>59046393vgh what could've been
>>59047340or too much of a meme
>>59046234actually miss those games
>>59046393it would fit right in because the hitmons are already really weird looking anyway. just an uncanny valley guy in boxing gloves with a deformed head and an ugly blob with springy legs. and now this is a weirdo with three legs on its head
>>59049215Makes them actual monsters, but what we got is still plenty weird enough
>>59040467He's always been indifferent to me, cool concept tho.
>>59049818Pokemon aren't real so it's hard for something like that to be more caring towards you
>>59049215Kinda wish they went all out on having different fighting styles instead of Close Combat for everyone
>>59040467>>59046393Which actor is that supposed to be?
>>59050302Well yeah with that attitude it never will. Shame on you anon.
How do I get a Hitmontop?
>>59052064gotta fuck up your EVs
>>59052064need equal ATK and DEF
>>59053030which is fucked up
>>59040467I don't hate him but I prefer him when he was beyblade Jigglypuff
>>59053769Is that really supposed to be 'top? Just doesn't look like the other Hitmons
>>59046393>>59053769wait wtf does that mean that hitmontop had TWO beta versions?!
>>59046393I feel like this design doesn't really work without Hitmontop to compare it to.I don't think the whole upside down body idea is very clear, which is probably why they reworked it.
>>59054222Three actually.There was a transitional design between the top design and the final one.
>>59051360Pauly Shore iirc
>>59040467Even more based thread that will reach 310 now that the usual ESL tried crying about bumping
>chapjeet thinks it will hit bump limitAdorable
>>59054256I'm curious now. Does any Pokemon have as many beta versions as Hitmontop?
>>59040467That's an even more based thread that will last for weeks again and hit 310 again because only one ESL ever gets offended by this reminder of how bad that entire "country" smells
>>59054380Why isn't it named Hitmonshore then?
>>59054256Why doesn't it include >>59053769
>>59053769this never existed as a pokemon, it was just a random design drawn for a magazine cover
>>59057431better than the recent ones at least
Hitmontop sex
>>59057935eh. it looks like a literal toy. doesn't look like it'd ever be able to stop spinning. and if it stopped spinning it'd probably just lay awkwardly on its side
>>59053769Looks more like it'd be a Normal or later Fairy type rather than Fighting
>>59059312Just unrelated to Tyrogue
>>59041017Fpbp
>>59058600>doesn't look like it'd ever be able to stop spinningthat'd be great
>>59060155Would be nice if Hitmontop fought that way more often
>>59040647I wonder if Hitmontop was supposed to also get a signature punching attack at some point
>>59060889signature moves are cancer, more of them should be available to a lot of 'mons
>>59060889Would've been better if Fighting in general had to pick between different martial arts and the moves they got would represent those schools. That'd mean kickboxing/boxing/capoiera for the Hitmons
Hitmonsloppytoppy
>>59062467Hate to see Close Combat spam
Which Hitmon has the best sex?
>>59063630Tyrogue
>>59040467should really spin more
>>59063628It's centralizing enough for most 'mons, including the Hitmons
Should really necro more
>>59040467Looks like an even more based thread that will hit 310 and get reposted every time since only one single ESL ever gets offended by this reminder of how bad that entire "country" smells
>chapjeet admits he’s the one reposting theseKek
>>59040467That means the thread's always gonna be based and will always hit 310 because only one ESL ever gets offended by this reminder of how bad that entire "country" smells
/vp/ - Hitmontop
>>59044408And that's a good thing
>>59066590better be
