/vp/ - Friendly reminder this kinda guy is getting laid a - Pokémon

Anonymous

03/12/26(Thu)15:45:56 No.59048101

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Anonymous 03/12/26(Thu)15:45:56 No.59048101 Archived

Friendly reminder this kinda guy is getting laid and married while you sit there jerking off to cartoon dogs

Anonymous
03/12/26(Thu)15:49:06 No.59048117

Anonymous 03/12/26(Thu)15:49:06 No.59048117

I don't jack off to cartoon dogs.

Anonymous
03/12/26(Thu)15:49:48 No.59048126

Anonymous 03/12/26(Thu)15:49:48 No.59048126

>>59048101
>C’MON HONEY! PUSH! I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE THAT BEAUTIFUL DUSKY FACE LOOKING AT ME!
>C’MON SHINY LITTLE YAKUB! YES! YES! I CAN SEE IT! IT’S, IT’S
>what
>What?
>WHAT THE LE ACTUAL FUCK!?
*Smashes, stomps, and tramples Nintendo Switch OLED running Pokémon SV against floor in fit of anger*
>THIS IS A WH*TE BABY! WHAT THE FUCK! YOU BITCH! YOU LYING FUCKING CUNT THIS IS A WH*TE BABY WHAT THE FUCK HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE YOU WERE ONLY SUPPOSED TO SLEEP WITH TYRONE!!!
>YOU SCOOPED UP SOME OF MY CUM DROPS?! BECAUSE YOU WANTED A CHILD WITH THE MAN YOU LOVE? YOU TREACHEROUS NAZI ALT RIGHT INCEL CUNT!!!! I KNEW I SHOULD OF GOTTEN THAT VASECTOMY AT THE ANTINATDEX BOOTH AT THE VAUSH CONVENTION!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS SUSPICIOUS THAT YOU ARGUED AGAINST IT BUT I FIGURED IT WAS FINE BECAUSE I NEVER HAD SEX WITH YOU!!! I NEVER THOUGHT YOU’D STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE THIS!!!
>WHAT DID I TELL YOU LAST YEAR AT THE APPLETUN PLUSHIES CONVENTION? I'M THE MOD OF HECKING /r/antinatalism! HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE THE REVOLUTIONARY VANGUARD IF MY INCEL REACTIONARY CUNT WIFE POPPED A FUCKING LAUGHING BOUNCING MATTE WHITOID CHUD NAZI INCEL BABY OUT OF HER CUNT!
>OH MY SCIENCE, I’M RUINED!!! YOU’VE RUINED ME YOU STUPID TWAT!!! MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A WH*TE BABY!!! AND A BOY TOO!!! IF IT WAS A WH*TE GIRL I COULD AT LEAST LOOK FORWARD TO GIVING HER UP TO TYRONE ONCE SHE STARTED MENSTRUATING BUT I CANT DO THAT WITH A WH*TE BOY NOW CAN I? IM GONNA BE THE LAUGHINGSTOCK OF THE CUKOLD COMMUNITY NOW!!! THEY GONNA THINK I'M A FUCKING NAZI RETHUGLICAN NOW!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!
>GIVE ME THAT NAZI WH*TE BABY RIGHT NOW IM GONNA BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK!!!! I’M GONNA SMASH THAT WH*TE FUCKING BABYS FUCKING SKULL UNDERNEATH MY LET'S GO PIKACHU AND EEVEE LIMITED EDITION FLIPFLOPS!!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU LYING NAZI CUNT OR ILL CUT YOU A NEW HOLE IN YOUR FUCKING THROAT!!! GIVE IT TO ME YOU BITCH GIVE IT GIVE IT GIVE IT! IN THE NAME OF TOBY FOX I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL IT!