Why is TPC allergic to bara-coded water starters?
>>59059055>Why people hate faggotry? Gee i wonder as well retard
>>59059058That didn't stop them from making Quaquaval, the gayest starter in franchise history.
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>>59059060>Quaquaval That's a brazilian carnival duck But it's okay anon i know americans like you aren't cultured enough to know that so i'll let it slide
>>59059069Everyone knows brazillian carnaval is gay as fuck what is your point
>>59059062>Needs mega evolution roidsFraud
>>59059069>87.5% male ratio>Mightiest Quaquaval is male>clearly anthropomorphic with humanlike behaviors (specializing in dances from SPECIFICALLY foreign places)Yes, and it's gay as fuck.
>>59059073>Parties are gay You must be fun at parties >>59059077Most brazilians are getting more bitches than you are right now as well
>>59059080It's okay to admit you're homosexual for the homolust duck, Anon. You don't have to keep convincing me it's actually the most manly, chad-like, heterosexual thing in existence.
>>59059085>Doesn't even try to deny The duck isn't even my favorite btw
>>59059085Idk man bird ladies seem to be interested Where is yo girl at?
>>59059055*her
>>59059080Ahh of course, brazil. The bitch getting capital, LOL.
samurott was the last one
And even then people still prefer the cunty grass snake LMAO!
>>59059060Inteleon may have flopped overseas but was at least popular in japan. Quaquaval was such a universal flop that its going to be embarrassing to see them try to do this kind of water starter a third time.Gecqua going a more primarina-style route would be for the best since it gains both the waifufag crowd and the "I'm a girl and I like the girly lizard" crowd.Every pokemon, fundamentally, needs to look like it could be your friend. This is straight from Game Freak's mouth. So I think we could judge starters on what kind of friend they would be. Quaquaval is the kind that is just completely gaudy and annoying and just embarrassing to be seen near, and that's why I think it's a far poorer design than even Inteleon, who at least sorta has a cool secret agent friend guy vibe to him even if he utterly falls apart when imagined into the setting in a context separate from humans and battling.
>>59059058Everyone hates fags and when they started associating with the monster starters it poisoned the well. That’s why we only get ugly jobmon now.
>>59059862>Everyone hates fags Which is why 4chan is an unpopular shithole KEKAPOO!!!
>>59059880no lie detected
>>59059080>brazilian>trying as hard as he can to not appear gayChecks out
>>59059913>Doesn't point out where i'm wrong lol
>>59059055They already made five gens of fat water starters (six if you count Primarina's lardy seal ass), why do you need more?
>>59059059I don’t think I understood a single word in that sentence
>>59060145>I don’t think I understood a single word in that sentenceAnon, there are a lot of basic words in there.
I have one simple wish for Gecqua's final evolution: For its legs (back legs, but its going to obviously have just legs and arms like a person) to not be longer than it's body.
gen 11 greece region with a water bison minotaurtrust the plan
>>59060145Man : Male humandeclares : Third person present tense of the verb "to declare", to state somethinghe : Third person article, exclusive to the male genderprefers : Third person present tense of the verb "to prefer", to favor an option bears : Large, stocky carnivorous mammal that lives in forests and caves. Colloquially can also refer to large, stocky, hairy men.to : Adverb, connects a verb with its purposetwinks : Colloquial term for thin, feminine malesin : Adverb, situates a noun inside anotheran : Article, undefined third person, alternate spelling of "a" used when the noun afterwards begins with a vowelattempt : Each instance of an actioncome off : Phrasal verb, to create an image to be seen ashetero : Colloquial, abbreviation of heterosexual, attracted to a sex other than one's own
>>59059055>"Please understand, if GF creates a buff water starter that can challenge Greninja's throne the company will literally implode"
>>59060145It’s calling you out as a closeted homosexual
>>59060227Bears aren’t carnivores. They’re omnivores.
>>59060412Wrote it in like 2 minutes, didn't wanna get hung up on accuracy.
>>59059069Have you seen it moving? Walking and running? Tell me how those moves are carnival themed instead of just gay
>>59059852Inteleon has Sceptile and Infernape syndrome where it’s somewhat popular in its gen and then promptly falls off of a cliff.
>>59060145“Grrrrrrrr, I’m sick of all these twinks! We need REAL men with HUGE BICEPS and ROCK SOLID ABS and CHISELED FACIAL FEATURES!” If you get it you get it
