Who's you pokewaifu?
>>59060318>implying oneThe entire point of Pokemon is making a Harem.
>>59060318pic related?
Alolan Vulpix (slit not cookie)It's far more erotic if you can't see anything great image OP
>>59060344"A harem in your pocket", as Furrymon put it, which is an absolutely fire tagline right up there with "Gotta catch 'em all". In light of that, >>59060318 , I'll take a Braixen, a Lucario, a Lopunny, an Eeveelution (they all have their charms - I'm not picky), a Serperior and a Blissey.
>>59060380Stop being a horny degenerate. Stop being attracted to Pokémon.
seriously in love with this dumb bunny
>>59060369OP is female
>>59060318Mewtwo (Female)
>>59060457I'm not.
>>59060369Yep.
>>59060318Machoke
>>59060318Glaceon
>>59060344I reject what you call the way of life
Me on the left.
>>59060344harems seem exhausting, having to deal with six horny pokemon all the time is too much for anyonei want only one mon, maybe two for the occasional bisexual sandwich but that's it
weasel wife
>>59060414good choice
>>59060380All Pokémon have human genitalia as Arceus intended; they were created to be compatible with humanity. “Cookies” are for real animals, which humans have no business going near
Nidoqueen after having a really nice dream and pulling her in the TCG like 20 years ago
>>59060318glaceo
>>59062097Sexeon
>>59060318I honestly couldn't tell you. I love all their designs except jynx. I'd have to get there and fall in love with one to tell you
>>59060318For me?My ideal looks something likeLatiasAudinoLopunny (male)I know that's only half a team, but I want to use the other three slots to try lots of different pokemon until I decide a full set of 6. I hit Smash on well over 600 pokemon back when that meme was a thing, so I have a lot to try.
>>59060318Hora Hora
>>59060380Snowcunny
>>59061346you present a compelling argument. I don't mind either way, but I do think it would be better to be less visible
>>59060318umbreon (m)
>>59064098H-Hot
>>59064098me on the bed
>>59060318Mine is none of them because they can't consent
>>59060318I love Espeon so much it's unreal, I'll let your namefaggotry slide this time but don't let me catch it again>>59064588Putting aside the Pokemon that don't produce Eggs, it's harder to list the ones that are too stupid to understand and communicate with humans
>>59061346What's a cookie vagina?
>>59064938refer to /trash/
>>59064938Dog pussy that looks like a fortune cookieFor people with terrible taste
>>59060318Boring answer, but ideally I’d prefer a harem consisting of gardevoir, lopunny, lucario, furret, cinderace, audino, froslass, lapras, delphox, ampharos, goodra, nidoqueen, milotic, miltank, clefable, meganium, ninetales, mienshao, meowscarada, absol, zoroark, and the entire eevee line. We’d all share a giant bed and the nightly orgies would require daily sheet cleaning.
I love my 3 meter tall, 508 Kg. Dynamax-able wife.
>>59064965>For people with terrible tasteFagNothing clutches onto your cock like cookie does.
>>59065790anon what the fuck are you on about nigger
I've talked about this on here before, but this has been my main waifumon for almost as long as I've been alive. I saw it during G6's hype cycle and was smitten.Yes, I am a zoomie, and yes, you're old.
>>59066297>itTROOON ALERT
>>59066628no need to announce yourself
