>form change gimmick that forces you to backtrack to random bumfuck town (can't even change forms in the next games btw :^))>normal form mogged by attack form to the point of hilarity, literally has 0 use (don't worry all forms are still unplayable dogshit in both real and fanfic gameplay)>gets nothing new AND loses mythical exclusivity status, now your legacy is to get assraped by the strongest mega in the history of the series and caught by any timmy with a great ballHoenn was punished for having the best box legendaries by having the worst mythical.
>>59065797As far as mythicals go they tried something new with him. Darkrai and Genesect are cool but don’t come close
>>59065797>Holy crap, Deoxys! What are you doing here?! >They didn't bother giving me an event in the one game I was actually in this generation, Peter.>Ah I know that feeling. Its like the time I won that $1000 gift card card for that store that just closed down.>What? Peter, you think my struggle is comprable to your stupid gift card?!?!?!?! >*Switches to attack forme and hyper beams Griffin house* >From this day...Deoxys is dead. Now I am become Deoxys...Destroy. Get ready Gamefreak, I coming for you.
>>59065821kino....
>>59065797>(can't even change forms in the next games btw :^))why are you lying, you can change its form in every game it appears in since gen 4
>>59065882what are the games they just ported to switch in which you CANT change their forms again??
Plushie form best form
But he looks cool and his lore is cool
>>59065797Should've gotten a stance change ability that lets it swap its forms mid battle
>>59065797>best box legendariesbut enough about johto
>>59065965bait used to be believable
>>59065955this still pisses me off. awesome space virus with a genuinely appealing design that has realistic form changes and he's stuck as a mewtwo wannabe jobber. compared to other mythicals his signature move is laughable too. he needs a held item or special ability or SOMETHING.
>>59065960best use case is switching from Speed to Attack when your sash breaks to get off a stronger Psycho Boost before he goes down.
>>59065955I can tell the guy running my job interview that I saved 10 guys and 2 girls who would later have lots of sex with me from getting blown up by muslims in Desert Storm. It's a cool story, but regardless of how true it is it doesn't make me any less useless around the office.
>>59066129The thing is, I don't give a shit about stats and competitive viability in pokemon because that's not what I play these games for So you're getting hired anyway because this is a theater group and you're a good actorOr a secretary who's only hired to suck the boss' dick and look pretty if you want that analogy
>>59065965>gay rooster and furfag's OCLMAO
>>59066129I can believe you had sex with 10 guys
