I'm going to ask a girl I like who works at a shop I occasionally go to. Any pickup lines?
>Any pickup lines?
>>59148395"When it comes to the ladies, I turn on my charmander pants come off"
"I need a helping hand for my eruption"
>>59148395Rejection speedrun award You'd have better luck if you just babbled like a retard, flapped your hands, and then asked to see her breasts.
>>59148395>>59148590Tell her to show you her Miltanks.Don't actually do that, unless you want a retraining order.
godspeed you crazy bastard
>>59148590I've been crushing on her for awhile. A rejection might actually help me.
>>59148395Why would 4chan know how to help you get girls retard?
>>59148395>human>50% chance to be malewhat are you gay, anon?
Does she like Pokemon or are you just autistic?
>>59148681We have an entire board for that. >>>/soc/And a board for advice.>>>/adv/
>>59148395>Let me Raichu a love song
>>59149484Yeah, and they both suck dick, as one would expect. At least /soc/ does. Can't speak much for /adv/ but I can't imagine it's much better
>>59149484>>59149502Both of them suck. Anyone on 4chan thinking they can get or give advice is retarded. Its blind leading the blind
Typhlosion didn't need any pickup lines, he just raped.
>>59149502>>59149484Is there a better place to get advice?
>>59150227Unironically Reddit.r/datingadvice
