Where We Goin' EditionThread 25#Welcome to the monthly mustelid thread. Post noodles and your favorite mustelid critters.Previous thread: https://archive.palanq.win/vp/thread/59496965/Next thread: 10/12>>
>>59595526On his way to kidnap a child
>>59595529obnoxious forced meme
>>59595801>T. yphlosion
>>59595803point in case, like clockwork.
>>59595801>>59595928Forget her. She’s just an underage. Feed a fever, starve an underage larper
>>59595529Hilarious timeless meme.
>>59597655Bro's so long...
>>59597655You do know that Quilava is porcupine right? Typhlosion is the only mustelid in the line.
>>59599320Quilava flames point to crested porcupine but without the flames it’s basically a stoat
>>59599320You do know Pokemon aren't 1:1 copies of specific animals right? They can take inspiration from multiple animals. Quilava can be part porcupine and part mustelid.
>>59599320Pokemon can be based on multiple animals, and Quilava's body shape screams "mustelid".
>>59595529Typhlosion himself would love this meme. After all, it never gets old.
>>59599978CARLOS!!!!!!
G*me Fr*ak employees shouldn’t be considered human
>>59595526Lolita Express
>>59599320What do the mustelid purists here think of Sneasel (part cat), Samurott (sea lion otter?) and Chien-Pao (stretching it)
>>59601568Sneasel is literally my mom's kamaitachi, which is a weasel, so it's definitely a mustelid. Samurott's otter parts and its prevo's otterness makes it a mustelid.Chien Pao is obviously a cat and not a mustelid whatsoever, and I think it's obnoxious how people keep insisting it's a mustelid simply because its body is long.
>>59601813According to Game Freak, Sneasel is a cat
>>59602337Does anybody have the rest of this zine? Somebody posted this page in the Caturday thread and I want to read it.
>>59601813It is funny and tpc kind of played into it by pairing it with Furret for some merch, but I agree Chien Pao is just a noodly cat.>>59602472I think it was just posted as a teaser, so it may not be out yet?
>>59601813cats do not have the spinal anatomy that chien-pao has and it is a very obvious nod to the different interpretations of its inspiration between chinese and japanese folkloreit's far more mustelid-like than sneasel is, always despised it as a huge fan of kamaitachis, and including one for design basis while excluding the other is more obnoxious
>>59597156That's a dude.You can tell by the skin texture, the way he covers his groin, and the fingers. Hey tranny freak, have you ever tried killing yourself? Oh you know, because you're less than human. Just let me know when so I can update the counter.
>>59608147omg floatzel hi!
