That weird kid who chose Squirtle...
>>12609009The main problem with Squirtle is that you have like 10 cooler water pokemon to use, Charizard and Venusaur are the coolest Fire and Grass types respectively but Blastoise is pretty lame next to Starmie, Slowbro, Lapras, Vaporeon, etc
>>12609009my cousin chose Squirtle and he ended up being a furry neet with a trans bf, do you think there's a correlation?
>>12609017based cousin
I picked Squirtle. I only wish I knew the press B to avoid evolution trick because Wartortle sucks.
>>12609016Blastoise mogs those losers
>>12609016Nobody knows about any of that on their first playthrough, you don't need to know shit to choose the fire lizard
I chose Squirtle because blue is my favourite colour.
>>12609009a friend recommended i pick squirtle because he said it was the strongest one. and he had a point, access to water/ice/ground moves before even the 4th gym is crazy.
>>12609017Yes, same with Yoshi mains
>>12609009>not liking turtlesgay
All you need is this motherfucker
>>12609009And then there is the masochist that choose charmander.
>>12609252For me it's beedrill. Because I like bees.
>>12609009I picked Squirtle because turtles were my favorite animal. Plus I knew he evolved into Blastoise who was the most badass fully evolved starter, he had guns in his shell
>>12609009What I didn't like so much in these games was the strict finite choice of starter pokemon. I just wanted a pet Eevee
>>12609009The fuck are you talking about? Bulbasaur was the odd man out in gen 1. IT wasn't until years later that people learned how op it was that it became the number 2 option.Blastoise was almost equal to charizard in popularity bro
>>12609220Fag...
>>12609496This thread was made by a weird bulbasuar kid. The grass starters in Pokemon games are always cringe.
>>12609017>>12609245man, im catching strays. im a straight neet with a gf and a house, leave me alone damn it
>>12610150also not a godforsaken furfag
>>12609017What starter causes people to end up on 4chan obsessing over how other people live their lives?
>>12610150>>12610153Having sex with a woman (male) who had SRS doesn't make you straight yoshifucker.
>>12609252>can learn basically anythingkind of crazy how versatile he is compared to most of your other options.
>>12609496Literally every Pokemon strategy guide and even the manual itself was pushing Bulbasaur as the preferred pick for beginners.
>>12610163I hate you!
>>12610180most people didn't read these, especially casual newbie players
