Playing this for the first time and I'm in awe at how garbage it is. What the fuck are these janky ass physics? Why does shit just spawn on top of you? Why does it look like shit?Is it because I'm playing SNES version? Is it way better on PlayStation or something? There's just no way this is a game that has a cult following.
it's just trannies who like it because it's pedo moeshit. many such cases
>>12649623Gonna squeeze in before the trannymob guts you, OPI fully agreeWatching “pro gameplay” is like watching someone Hail Mary over and over, there’s no way people have legitimate control
>>12649632>>12649625>>12649623The filter is working. gb2/donkey kong
>>12649625>>12649632That's a shame. It's a good idea, just executed horribly. Is there anything similar that isn't dogshit?
>>12649636Donkey Kong is shit.
>released on snes >has a surreal nostalgic vibe>soundtrack pulls at the heartstrings>quality isn't so low that people would dismiss itout of hand immediately.You can think it's shallow trash but it's very obviously an old game that would become a meme. no need to be obtuse.
>>12649640>dogshitThe filtered and 4chan-filter-worthy poster reveals itself
oldfags call this "Bionic Commando for pedophiles"
>>12649671So it's got universal appeal?Explains its success.
very odd that umihara kawase of all games acquired obsessed shitposters.
>>12649721this board loves being miserable
OP here. Holy fuck. I spent a little time with the PlayStation version and it fixes everything. This is magnitudes better.