we need to get rid of GSG and just become an EU5 general

why?

also holy fk that tweak console change makes the game run 20x faster
how did those retards manage to miss that

how many times are you gonna repost that image?

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Wizbux are in

>never look at east asia, it's a hellscape beyond comprehension
bit racist, innit?

how do i maximize pop growth in eu5?

all I see is a partially-successful Red Turban Rebellion that leads to a thousand disunited warring states in China
that outcome's not accurate to the timeframe but considering Chinese history it's hardly out of the question. why is this an issue?

because it persists for more than 50 years

yeah because the fractured eras of China were famously over very quickly

in the last 1000 years? yes they were

why are you measuring back from the modern day?
there were several extended periods within 1000 years prior to the game start

any time period before 1337 or after 1836 doesn't count, even if the event missed that window by 1 year it doesn't count
t. hpm

pov: you are an english longowman

longwoman

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>>2219717

pov: you are a portuguese explorer

how big of a deal are colonial revolutions
i don't want to fight my burger colony but it seems liberty desire is going to be huge

you're not gonna play that long
even on the best computers eu5 is lags awfully by the 1700s

that is unfortunate, but that means my colony will be useful all game

inwhatgame

in sc2 and vic2 respectively

does anyone have the file for the eu5 map

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>>2220427
Do you mean the provincemap?

there's too many damn provinces

You niggas will complain about anything Jesus Christ

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>actual real markets in the game not made up vicky prices

>discord tranny etiquette?
uh-huh whatever you say faggot

>there's too many damn provinces
shitty opinion

why did this retard make a new thread already?

EUV map... Vvvvghhh... So good...

i am ancient hittite there is 0 turkic ancestry in me

what in the hell are you on about

If you see a gibberish post, it was made by raiders, ignore it.

Why on earth does furniture require dyes

who wants to sit on an undyed chair?

the alternative is not having a chair at all...

it makes no sense that you are disincentivized from founding towns/cities on high value RGOs.
For example, Lviv was the only major town in the area of Red Ruthenia but since it produces Dyes it's better to make it a rural location and found a town somewhere else in the province so you can get more levels of the RGO.
I think they should categorize the RGOs so you only lose on stuff like Wheat, Wild Game etc. Losing Dyes/Gold/Silver etc is retarded. If anything you should get increased max levels of those AND even higher Production Efficiency bonus to the buildings that use your Location's RGO.

oy vey that sounds dangerously like eu4 comrade

my chair in 2025 is just wood
You could make a chair out of large grass...

honestly building cities there is the better move if the pop is low because you get massive pop capacity and migration attraction to outscale the flat +100% with base levels and tech
havent tried it tho, too busy thinking about trannies

now that the dust has settled why did that guy make a competing thread?

It will take a VERY long time to outscale the flat +100%

shouldn't be building cities if you haven't maxed out your existing capital city
throughput from more buildings seems hella strong
Also you stack pops from enslaving, i have 40k slaves in my capital now...

an irrational hatred of the goosestep
or is it the geesestep!?

>>2220509
Contrarian board, can’t help themselves. They don’t even know what they want.

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in my last run bohemia took the one money printing dye province in the area, released it as an opm and to add insult to injury made it into a town
they need to fix this ai emperor shit taking all unlawful territory for themselves

The problem is even bigger if your starting city is on a good RGO, if you were playing Halych you are sitting on the only Dye RGO in eastern Europe outside of Danzig which is also a city.
Im playing Muscovy, it's 1380 and Lviv has 17k people living there and max level 6 of Dyes.
40 years isnt that much but if you downgraded to rural you would make more profit

And Im not talking about whether it's worth it to downgrade and build another town elsewhere in the province. It just doesnt make sense that you are weakening your economy by having towns on high value RGOs

every screeshot of this midwit game i see has the most horrendous exclaves and bordergore

it's a medieval game, exclaves are part and parcel

austria is the only landcucked country that achieved that monumental achievement though

Here is my Muscovy game, I'm annexing Tver but it's probably not even worth it. Am I not seeing something or is vassal swarm the only viable strategy? I've restarted multiple runs to optimize stuff so never reached 1400+, does annexing vassals/provinces get more viable?

well poland is not landlocked anymore :)

>Here
where

I saw that.

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>>2221255
didnt attach pic

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thanks johan

vassals are hitler, gets better to annex later once you stack your proximity modifiers and get better roads

but vassals are useless
they build shit buildings, never help in wars and when they do they gain favors and ask for money which they will use to build shit buildings

you're right better take the land yourself with 0 control, only takes 50 years to integrate to hit 10 control instead while wasting your councillor time which you could be using to develop your capital

Obviously vassals are better, no idea what that anon is about. I cancelled the annexation of Tver, it's absolutely pointless

Is there any reason NOT to join a Foreign Order of Chivalry? It's free buffs

yes, it's foreign and foreigners are icky and possibly brown

hungarians are huwite

but that's not a polish name

>>2219760
Have sex lol

So rice isn't available in Europe yet my pops demand it and get satisfaction debuffs for not having it? What in tarnation

that's probably a bug

>>2221535
Perhaps they're Italian and need their risotto

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Should I pirate eu5 now or is there a big update coming up?

why u no have rice yet? >:(

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What did EU5 steal from mods? I mean, MEIOU?

strawberry ireland...

why the FUCK is arumba playing eu4????

>>2221766
two same numbers :o

>>2222188

same numbers

niggers

some freaks are raiding /vst/!!!!!!

>>2222222

>vst gets raided for the repeating digits
>a local still gets it
ugh! ugh! ugh!

we are being raided every day and you don't see /vst/ freaking out about it so why should i care about /vst/?
we should focus on the homefront first

/vst/ is /gsg/ though

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wrong

>>2222286

>>2222156
LMFFFAOOOOO arumba is ALREADY back to playing euiiii because euiiiii is that devoid of any content
HAHAHAHHAAHHA
no refunds

the french won, they have yet another gsg with their op nation to play as

that's not a good thing because it makes playing france absolutely boring

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>vote to reject union seniority
>change cabinet action to increase control in a different region
>spend 12 months of your monthly income to increase the lumber RGO (in preparation to build roads someday for cheaper hopefully)
>vote to reject union seniority
>max out diplomatic spending to get a bunch of diplomats to increase opinion with vassal and a potential ally, which fucks your diplomatic capacity
>call in parliament
>they don't offer to turn one of your province capitals into cities FOR FREE, so you just pick something with the most support to get a free casus belli
>vote to reject union seniority
>spend 12 months of your monthly income to upgrade another RGO
>see that the last RGO you expanded hasn't even hired enough laborers yet
>vote to reject union seniority
This is the gameplay loop of Europa Universalis after you "customized" your starting country with all of the reforms and laws, which max out crown power. They really need to add more cabinet actions.

cute boy

>upgrade an rgo because it's profitable
>its produced good suddenly stops being scarce and profitability plummets
-_____-

no... how dare gsgs be historically accurate

i'm not complaining about the historical cute boys though

yes we you're a faggot, moving on...

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That would at least be a good thing, because it means you can finally set up a manual trade FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR PLAYTHROUGH to export your cheap good to a another market or build stuff with it for cheap. But no, everything happens so slowly in the game that by comparison your truces actually disappear extremely quickly. It feels weird.

Also that was a girl, not a boy. You are straight now.

>we you're a faggot
good thing you accept your sexuality
being greek is nothing to be ashamed of
>Also that was a girl, not a boy.
WRONG
girls don't have autism

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>>2222344
girls do like to take cute pictures of themselves to appeal to men though

it's a medieval game. things happened quite slowly back then

09
don't forget sending your male courtiers to the german unholy order on cooldown so they can slaughter christians more efficiently and gain stats in the process

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Then how did Braunschweig get a regular army of 2000 men back in the 1360s in a war against me, which they said they wouldn't join and which caused me to take much less territory than I wanted, before they randomly decided to delete their regular army again? And why is Lithuania at the same time the most prosperous region in the entire world with prosperity LITERALLY MAXED OUT, because of their pagan idol worship? Like I just got enough money to finally move my capital to Stettin for the first time in the game. How does that happen?

78
Yeah, one of them is the heir of the Order for some reason now. I wish I had another dynasty than the Wittelsbacher though. But my current ruler is a grand-grandfather now, so there is no way for me to ever change my dynasty now.

they took out jewish loans and hired mercs

what's wrong with von wittelsbach? it's not von wettin, that's for sure, but at least it's not von h*henzollern

So ... how long do AI countries keep mercenaries? Could I have waited 2-3 years, before my CB ran out?

I don't know I just don't like the vibe of being a Wittelsbacher. I would have loved me a Hohenzoller though. Sadly switching to the Fake Askanier is completely useless, because he doesn't have time to produce an heir.

everybody know how well wittelsbacher rule in brandenburg went

literally better than hohenzollerns'

so true

but wittelsbachs never ruled brandenburg
luxemburgers ruled brandenburg

not true
The Hohenzollern were based as fuck. Friedrich Wilhelm created a shitposting club, basically 4chan a few hundred years before 4chan. How can you not like the Hohenzollern?

because they killed prussia

they did, wittelsbach hremperor gave it to his son, but they were so disinterested in it and the rule was so chaotic they later sold it to luxemburgs

no, the Soviets and Americans killed Prussia

prussians killed prussia

>dismantles poland
>heh, stupid polnische schweine, shouldn't have been so incompetent

>gets dismantled
>noooooooo, the jews did this, we dindu nuffin!

you've successfully dismantled enemy's army! that'd be 0.0001 warscore

>t. vladislaus of varna

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSvKc-8frp8
v_____v

NOT clicking that

poland is so weak against turkey...

>_<

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>dismantles poland
>Eh, not really sure what to do with the Poles? I guess we will just respect their culture, because we don't want to assimilate them and become Slavic. We also won't colonize their land with new German settlement. So idk, let's just give them jobs!
>dismantles Prussia
>YES! TOTAL KRAUT DEATH! Germans are the most evil, stupidest, cruel race in the entire world! Every act of violence against them is ontologically good!

Poles actually think Germans hold the same type of slave-like resentment against them as they do against Germans. But their slave mindset can't comprehend the mindset of a master, who doesn't hate, doesn't love and just doesn't give a particular of a fuck about them desu.

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>I guess we will just respect their culture, because we don't want to assimilate them and become Slavic. We also won't colonize their land with new German settlement.
maybe that's why the poles hated germans, because they lied so much?

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so true!
why are germans so chivalric and gentle
i wish i was german

>Soon after the takeover, on 19 June 1310, the Teutonic Knights faced charges that they had committed a massacre in a bull issued by pope Clement V: "Latest news were brought to my attention, that officials and brethren of the aforementioned Teutonic order have hostilely intruded the lands of Our beloved son Wladislaw, duke of Cracow and Sandomierz, and in the town of Gdańsk killed more than ten thousand people with the sword, inflicting death on whining infants in cradles whom even the enemy of faith would have spared."

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Poles hate Germans for the same reason why Non-Whites hate Whites. It's the exact same dynamic. There is no rational reason for hatred. it's just resentment against someone better.

I saw a Pole on /pol/ literally rage against Germans, because German farmers have produce "pay what you owe" boxes, because he knew this would never be possible in Poland.

09
Do you know how historians know exactly when the first German settlements emerged, which were explicitly granted to them by the local Slavic rulers? They are looking for archeological evidence for deep wells, because the Slavs literally weren't able to do that on their own. Germans civilized them and pushed the boundaries of Western Europe east and their disappearance is the greatest loss of civilizational potential in history.

wow germans made poland part of western europe
now i can't understand why are poles angry at them

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>ancient german aliens built the slavic pyra- i mean wells

that's because being civilised is not good for your soul
can't blame the poles for wanting to frolic in the steppes instead of rotting in stone buildings

when was the last time you spent more than 16 hours outside

in september on a fishing trip. 72 hours

O__o

so you're saying germans are unjustly hated by every culture that interacted with them?

video of the last gsg fishing trip https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRaxL7yzHks

it's true, i met my bf there

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Why facking Polesh beech refuse to wear sexy clothes as tradition set by strong husband say? Make my facking penis erection strong and warm?

Why refuse to jack off my dick and make it cum when I need stress relief from work hard at Thought Guild all day? Why not serve proud Traditional hairy husband when need? That is what proper Traditional Catholic Woman supposed to do.

Mebbe I cam to UK and fack whore with my penus erection :-D make messy overflow of CUM in slutty teeneger hole :-D just like in proper traditional world of strong man I say :-D

Come come play with my horrible fackhing stinking penus erection :-DD Ehehehehehe

>>2222559
Want come suck my dick?
>>2222553
What come suck my dick too please? I not ask the next time so polite :-D

no i will not suck your dick because i'm a top
being a bottom is gay, being a top is straight, as per the ancients

>>2222501
Hmmmm this fackhing Polesh beech make my penus big oh I like sexy feet :-DD I hope she not fack a facking Neegor instead :-DDD Come come pley with my fackhing dicky whore :-DDDD

are we being raided?

almost laughed

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Reminder to ignore all replyfags

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post more foxes

i laughed hard at that one ngl

>>2222501
>>2222518
the amount of seething germans i see in normie facebook comments at the mere mention of the words "gdansk", "wroclaw" or "poznan" is hilarious
the best part is that THIS is the shit germoids care so much about while their young girls are raped en masse and are impregnated with turk and somali babies and we're coming back into the season of peaceful vans at the christmas markets that get swept under the rug every time
enjoy crying about poles all the way to your final annihilation

i'm saddened to do so but i have to agree with the furfag
nothing worth reading was ever written by a replyfag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9T_XXc_7Lk

don't shit your pants in rage bby live to shitpost another day

make me kike

i actually lol'd out loud when i saw that "femboy fishing" changed to "femgirl fishing" because the owner of the channel transitioned

i thought femboy was an accepted word to call a tranny and the reason it was popularized was to displace the blasphemous term "trap"
guess i'll never understand trannies

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i like trannies honestly
dont get what the big deal is
i think people just seethe because some of them aren't cute
well duh, some americans are fat too, does that mean americans deserve genocide? leave your answers below

femboy was never a word for tranny
femboy is a boy that dresses like a girl, most of them are just super gay and want to wear a skirt to show off their ass
you can go to /r/femboys right now to get immersed in the culture

but that's exactly what a trap is
and i will never go to reddit

same way women with tattoos are disliked
it's an outward sign of underlying mental problems

a trap implies deception

trannies will call themselves femboys or traps and post naked pictures everywhere they can but if you dare call them those words or imply they're degens you're the bad guy

trannies hate real femboys, every "femboy" space is invaded with trannies trying to make it about themselves and they push everyone else to transition

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Wtf is a fox

>i heer
i luftwaffe

>but if you dare call them those words
anyone itt got mad at u? ur making up scenarios in your head and then getting mad at the made up scenarios

the truth is that there is a large overlap because a bunch of femboys are actually very very thinly closeted trannies

i hate trannies because they killed cute boys

when

nigga we're on 4chan, even the trannies here are transphobic

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I hate trannies because they killed fiddleafox

now. it's an ongoing process that fits the un definition of a genocide

trannies are based imo
closest we got to transhumanism nowadays
yeah dude like you wouldnt want to transcend the limitations of your body and be better

you're not supposed to spam new fanart dumbass you need to follow 2hu friends and post the same images for years on end

assuming no depression or w/e do tranneis live longer

yes, all amerimutts need to be exterminated
and yes, women with tattoos are worth less than dog turd

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i keep getting told to hate trannies but most times i see one i think they're hot

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you think transhumanism will make you a superhuman like prosthetics in deux ex
real transhumanism will make you a worker drone with every body part not needed for your job atrophied, like in alpha centauri or half life

ok thats transhumanism if you let others do it to you which is what will happen if the people don't get in on the business and only the corpos have all the fun

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/φαρμακεία

it's actually what people are already willingly doing though. amputating limbs to be more like dogs, breaking their legs to be slightly taller, throwing ink into their eyes to look more subhuman and so on

>drugs are witchcraft
t.gayreek

/gsg/ more like /big/

>amputating limbs to be more like dogs
this happened exactly once
>breaking their legs to be slightly taller
and they're more succesfful in dating as a result, goal achieved
>throwing ink into their eyes to look more subhuman
again, this is exactly what they want, goal achieved

i'm well below average thank you very much

>>2222222

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fuck i kept spamming posts but i still missed >>2222777

>turning yourself into a cripple is a goal

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side effect
it;s like saying people drink to have a headache or people take prozac to lose libido

it's 2 and it's not even close
*becomes a concrete baron*

i also think trannies are cute but in an ugly cute kind of way

what's the cooldown on the 7 inch teleport?
can i teleport 60 times a second to fly?

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"ugly cute" is cope.
Cute things are cute because they are cute
Such as foxes

don't forget to livestream the suicide

alright alright you're cute
*dates you*

*ntrs you*

>1400s
>only now realized that you can make jewelry out of stone in market villages

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>>2222746
>yeah dude like you wouldnt want to transcend the limitations of your body and be better
martial arts and fitness/exercise/strength training are the only acceptable ways of doing this
there is nothing "better" about chopping your cock off and trying to look like the opposite sex

the cute ones dont do that

>>2222896
i kno krav maga bitch dont test me dont post on my thread

don't mess with him he will use the move that directly lowers your credit score

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>>2222896
Scientific pursuits are good actually. This is why I prefer the more scientific as well as militaristic nations of history, such as Prussia. Science and Might. Progress and Blood.

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so is saturn actually like 1 million times bigger than they are saying it actually is?

>the cute ones dont do that
nothing transhumanist about dressing like a girl

pay no attention to the flat earth image it's bullshit

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jo what could have been.

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not even the wizbux could stop the johannic jewels from making him kneel

now say that in english

battle of constantinople