We've literally gotten so parasocial and so pathetic as to have prerecorded phone calls for lonely men made by anime women. This is just sad, I never thought we could get lower than your average GFE voicepack.
who buys this? why?
>>104611606>we
>>104611795Lonely parasocial men
>>104611606this is crazy af lol
>>104611606sexo
Ban SEA IP, ban tourists, ban sisters from the hobby, eliminate all normalfags.
>>104613469This. I don't even buy voice packs, but I'd buy every single one if it meant ejecting these faggots from the hobby
Finally something to listen while at the gym
>>104611606Have you ever fucking watched american public access tv late at night, mainly the commercials? Sexy phone call services used to be a thing (not sure if they still are)
>>104611606Hololive sells bride voice packs so ASMR telephone calls are not that much of a surprise. Cover is constantly shilling merch in 2025 and can only imagine how bad HoloEarth will be a year from now.
>>104611606If there are girls in this that have collabed with men would you guys still buy it?
The only ones that hate these type of things and fan service in general are trannies who think that any type of pandering to straight men is EVIL!HANG YOURSELVE YOU MENTALLY ILL TROONS! THE DAY OF RECKONING IS AT HAND! YOU WILL BE PURGED FROM THIS EARTH!!!
>>104611795I do. To support my oshi. They could just release a literal piece of shit under my oshi's name and I would buy it still
>>104611606Why are you acting like this is bad thing?
>>104614026Nope.
>>104613469sixth post best post
>>104611606Someone post that "world's oldest vtuber", the one where the woman on the radio from the 50s was doing GFE
I'm pretty sure this comic predates vtubers.
>>104611606this is boring 2bhI rather buy their bottled stinky farts of every hologirl
>>104611606And that's a good thing.
>>104611606Literally who even is that? Towa? Koyori? Vivi?
>>104611606Unless there's one of Ayame going on the most hate-filled vitriolic racist tirade you've ever heard, I mean shit that would make David Duke blush in shame, I'm gonna pass.
>>104614706LMAO
>>104611606>prerecordedtrash, I'd rather get gfe live. For scripted and prerecorded shit i already have tons of dating sims.
>>104611606You know they have whole districts in Tokyo that are just host clubs and shit right? Even going on the train in broad daylight you can see overhead ads for hostess clubs. Go find an old phonebook and look at the back for all the ads. This shit isn't new and is literally the oldest profession in some shape or form
>>104616406You had to at least go outside to pay for the prior versions of the service. We just can't seem to digitize and disembody every single aspect of human behavior fast enough.
>>104611606Anon, they have to push like 12 different new voice packs per year and not all of them can be repeatable events. It's what it is, they're running out of ideas.Also the reason why ASMR streams, even members' ones, are so rare nowadays for Hololive. This scripted studio voice pack shit is waay more profitable.
>>104617169If that's the trade-off than I'll happily stick with Mio's current situation.But these scripted VPs make sense for AZKi; she always preferred scripted stuff that was more in line with voice acting, and she's incredible at it. Just a pain in the wallet that she participates in literally. every. one.
>>104616513>"B-b-but at least you had to go outside"I want them to inject that shit into my brain, ez
>>104611606>>104611606they got this voicepack shit from Nijisanji because the retarded sisters they have in management. I hate them and will never buy them
Cover needs to just create a subscription service for voicepacks. I'd pay monthly for full access.
>>104611606>WeAnd let me guess>purchased
>>104614706I kinda do this with RP asmr when they ask obvious scripted questions and I answer like they're listening.
>>104611606Are you perhaps pretending that this is a bad thing to virtue signal? fuck off faggot
>>104620911>rip a huge fart>she calls me a good boy>start gooningThis is how ASMR is properly enjoyed.
>>104620911Grim.
>>104620953Based
>>104620995I know
I just want a girl to like me so badI'm not even ugly or fat or anything. People like me. I get compliments. But ever since I left college I just don't understand what it is adults do to meet people. I go out a lot. To clubs and cons and concerts and events and random stuff. But there's never a feeling that I could approach anyone. And i never really found someone that felt like my kind of person that I want to be around to begin with Now I'm going to be a 30 year old virgin. Whats even the point anymore?I'm so lonely. I just listen to these packs so I don't feel so alone at home
>>104611606Worth it to make your GF jealous.
>>104611606so true sister
>>104621130your problem is you still care about 3DPD in 2025
>>104614208>Supporting people who are far richer than youDo you also buy Tesla to support Elon?
>>104621130Pro tip: when you’re cold approaching people at these cons or whatever, make sure to start your conversation with how many voice packs and merch you buy in this hobby. That way, the ones that aren’t for you will be instantly repelled and the ones that stay are keepers.
>>104611606it's not any lower, it's the same thing. it's just as pathetic. please don't try and cope or kid yourself.
>>104613904Still are, for the old shriveled FUCKS still watching TeeVee LMAO
>>104614179Mostly it's actually the wannabe normalfags that infest this place because they still don't have their flesh streamer drama board
>>104611606>>104614026>>104614794https://shop.hololivepro.com/products/hololive_asmr_connectingthroughthephonehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUDUDsPs1pISince no one posted the full list of participants I'll do it:▶Cast[Tokino Sora] /@tokinosora[Aki Rosenthal] /@akirosenthal[Akai Haato] /@akaihaato[Natsuiro Matsuri] /@natsuiromatsuri[Nakiri Ayame] /@nakiriayame[AZKi] /@azki[Shirogane Noel] /@shiroganenoel[Yukihana Lamy] /@yukihanalamy[Omaru Polka] /@omarupolka[Hakui Koyori] /@hakuikoyori[Ichijou Ririka] /@ichijouririka[Isaki Riona] /@isakiriona[Mizumiya Su] /@mizumiyasu[Rindo Chihaya] /@rindochihaya[Kikirara Vivi] /@kikiraraviviNo EN or IDs. I've noticed that the most popular JPs rarely show up on these.
>>104611606NIJISEETHE
>>104611606you are on the wrong board buddy
>>104623720Love my Chiha wife.
>>104623720>you cant actually talk to them>you cant actually freak them out as they realize you are jacking off while they talk to youLame
>>104623720If they do this for EN there is more than a non zero chance it becomes a huge controversy
>>104623720Hmm, is it just me or arent most of these ok for being parasocial in someway with their fans.
>>104621973I'm sure someone has
>>104624175Tokino "I stalk my fans for fun" Sora is not parasocial.
>>104621973Most of them are not rich enough to afford the things they want to do for their fans. The reason your argument applies to people who support most patreons for example is they are literally throwing money in a hole to a waste of a human that just uses the money as an excuse to do nothing. But unless you specifically picked one of the very worst Holos despite getting relentlessly mocked by everyone else in the fanbase, your oshi is actually giving back by spending the money she gets on new stuff for you. People bitch about how much merch shilling there is but you can tell they've never had disposable income because normal people actually complain at how low-quality merch often is but only the successful Holos generally can afford to even offer interesting merch. The rest are just selling you stickers and voice packs exclusively.
>>104623720Some of the most popular Holos are in that list but everyone has their speciality. The most popular Holos do shit like that plenty of the time, if they aren't doing it it's more likely because they are dedicating their time to something even bigger or are super sensitive about their precious voice never being used like Marine.
>oshi posted a thigh pic on discord after a huge amount of pressure>the day after, she posts thisIt’s fucking over for me, bros. I’m not coming back from this
>>104624281Shouldn't you be resting right now, Sora?
go back to niji trannies
>>104611606A zatsu is basically this but usually slightly less fictional. And sometimes she'll read my chat comment.
>>104623720I assume the other branches were excluded from participating as a whole because I can't imagine FWMC skipping out on a voicepackI think this might be the first voicepack since their debut that they haven't been inI hope there's not some EN manager blocking it because they're one of the "improve yourself PARASOCIAL FUCKS" assholes left over from gen 1 and 2
>>104614208Youre a good fan.I hope i get fans like you anon
>>104621973i would but too expensive for me so i went a dodge charger EV with 12% APR to celebrate finishing basic
>>104627570>He did the meme of buying a charger as soon as he finished basicCongrats military anon. All that's left is to marry a stripper to get out the barracks and you'll have completed the military guy stereotype
