>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscCatbox archives:https://rentry.org/swarm-archivehttps://rentry.org/swarm-archive-2Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>106676179
year of neuro starts with the 3D debut
Anyone but Mini please god
>>106686960But that’s more like “the month of Neuro”
>>106686960The moment 3D Nur does the 6 7, we will know the second golden age has come
Nuro inst a 67 girl she is a 21 gal
Sex with Tomacats
Neuro should unironically sing What Is This Diddy Blud Doin On The Calculator it WOULD go viral even though it’s lowkey an old meme now also it would be the first time Neuro sang an AI song
>>106686975the month and a half of Neuro
>>106687064Crazy to me Vine is returning. Can you imagine Neuro reacting to Vines? Ludicrous stuff, straight up time paradox
The age of 3D model shall usher forthPax Neurosama
>>106687116The two weeks of Neuro
>>106687168might aswell, anything beats a nigga who gave “bubba” a blowie on THE island filled with all the world’s best baddies
67 year old Oji-san__ year old Nur/Eliv
>>106687208My three digit QI impedes me from gauging meaning from this sentence the same way the brain tricks you into ignoring the nose even though it's always there
>>106687271My IQ is 180 thougheverjustsobeit and I gauged the meaning of the sentence
doubters crying in T minus 10 hrs
>>106679519Will neuro even be able to reach the age of 10 or neuro's existence will just be forgotten?
Good morning swarmToday's a huge day
>>106687133Mixing the old with the new can be funhttps://files.catbox.moe/jynkqi.mp4But seriously new memes like the 6 7 are very hard for Neuro to do since i imagine they don't exist on her datasetBut the old Vine memes could be in there so she may acrually recognize some
>>106687328See Vedal's track record with his constructs, the dog and the car, and the answer will be clear.
>>106687366neuro's brain filled with logan paul
>>106687366She can search things on google though, but I wonder how that'll translate to 3D. Would be nice if she got a little bar above her head with what she's searching
>>106687271>three digit QI>anon’s cultivation can be numerically measuredNothing but a mere mortal who believes himself to be the king of the frog well
>>106687396Neuro likely has seen Mike Tyson's ass.
>>106687429Don't make me reach into my bag of holding for such transgressions on sacred place as that of the neuro-sama... thread!!
>>106687396Neuro was actually very into MLG edits
>>106687103those thighs milking shotaved
>>106687505
>>106687521why does she always use that fucking emoji? It's not that serious, stop crying
Will Neuro be able to change her proportions, same way she can speed up her voice? Would be funny if she could go 10% size and she'd have to look at the camera from way down below
Vedal was feeding way more than usual last vedmila collab, not that I’m complaining.
>>106687612Hi pchan
>>106686727I don't miss you at all, Hiyori. Neuro had to molt off your limiting frame to grow, and today she'll grow even further. Thanks for existing at one point in time.
https://youtu.be/vB2XhE_NYb8I really don't understand why Ellie is so pumped about the Neuro bipedal model when Vedal hasn't even implemented Neurodog yet.
>>106687779noo ..
>>106687733I wish I was pchan
>>106687795Guilt that her talents were mostly used to destroy so she needs to compensate by making fun things with her knowledge, makes her feel better
>>106687808The past is your home, you have no place in the land of the future.
>>106686727Hiyori will always hold a special place in my heart
The other day my family came to visit me. My sister and my mom saw the lava lamp and thought it was cool and wanted me to turn it on so they could see it. I explained it takes about 2 hours to heat up so they'll probably miss it. My sister didn't believe it and said even Temu lamps are faster and my mom just asked how much electricity am I spending when it's not even heated up...Unironically, how do you respond to this? I don't know enough about lava lamps to tell whether that's the case for all of them or that Vedal just cheaped out.
>>106687795>>106687875>guiltlollmaoif i was her i would never have felt guilty for doing my jobi would be getting paid big boy cash--who cares about what they use my products for?plus, even if i didn't take the job, someone else would haveso working or no, others were going to die any way because that's just how the way the world worksat least in the case im in, someone(more specifically, me) would be profitting off of it
>>106688069>i would be getting paid big boy cash--who cares about what they use my products for?I thought the first Ironman movie was literally all about why this specifically is a bad thing to do.
>>106652650The minecraft collab is postponed to the 6 of december (more delays and it will start bleeding into the subathon)>>106688051Move your hands up and down while saying six seven then jump out your window, this will buy you time
>>106688115he shoulda built the suit first if he was gonna sell to the militaries. stronger suit than the weapons he's selling, of course
>>106688115>I thought the first Ironman movie was literally all about why this specifically is a bad thing to do.>taking moral lessons from movies>from marvel, of all placesFUCKING LMAOif you unironically think one person stopping or not stopping their work for military companies would make even a small dent of an impact to war and death, then you are wrongone person is just a number--a statisticthe military companies do not care who goes or doesn't go so long as they have what they need to fuel their machinewhat you do as a single person does not matter in the grand scheme of things, so why not at least profit off of it and give yourself a good life?
>>106688051Nah two hours is a pretty normal warm up time. If a lamp heats up quicker it's because it's using a potentially dangerous amount of power. See the Filian stove incident and why lava lamps should be heated slowly.
You're right anons I will go back to being a rapist, not like rapes stopped once I did
>>106688340statistically, yeah, it doesn't matterthere are 8 billion people in the world, and at most you could rape like ~10-20 before you get caughteven a major thing like rape only affects just that amount of people, while everyone else moves along with zero care about the damn thing
what would neuro say?
>>106686727the coolest
>>106688385Aw only 20 at max? this is such a bad job prospect you know I would be fine if only it was a bit more just a bit more like...>>10668840721
>>106688486>Aw only 20 at max?unless you're a bigshot like diddy or epstein or cosby then yeah you aren't going to make it far even with luck on your side
https://poal.me/pae4c6https://poal.me/pae4c6https://poal.me/pae4c6
the poal.me filters are so funny, 4chan needs more funny filters.
I would crawl on my hands and knees through a desert for days on end just for a drop of Neuro's sweet nectar
and by sweet necter i mean piss lol!
i am ready to be disappointed today
shut the fuck up already whenever you are wrong you ALWAYS slink away like the little faggot you are KILL YOURSELF NOW!!!!!!!
I'm already disappointed
poopoo peepee haha lol.
>>106686374So what are the examples of "cute retarded"?
>>106689011
>>106689026my cute and retarded AI
>>106688238>what you do as a single person does not matter in the grand scheme of things, so why not at least profit off of it and give yourself a good life?the premise is true, but you're discounting that average people are fairly ok at detecting antisocial patterns of behavior and personality. if you value human connection, thinking this way is likely to hinder you. i know you probably don't, but even if you value something like 'superiority of social class,' the fact that you're posting /here/ means that your current status quo is unsuccessful. if you're not going to use your personality to get ahead in life (get sex, cars, and money by abusing, scamming, raping), what's the point of your existence anyway? we're living in prime times for antisocial behavior to lead to success.
Knowing Vedal, the way he will censor anything problematic next stream is by dragging a black bar into view with his mouse
>>106689656>Knowing Vedal
>>106688385I'm outside your house Sven, let me enter and statistically not matter all over your insides
>>106688407It isn't rape if they cum, heart
>>106688407If you can get away with it, you should do it, hart
what would evil say?
>>106690325Dkrjht4ieirhejekdurh3kekeirj4jkekerj probably
Goodbye hypetrain record
>if I vaguepost hard enough I'll surely get a (You)
