Nimi Nightmare/Ceres Fauna thread
Phaspocalypse deflection thread
Pathetic snatchling thread?
>>109225098Nope I love Nimi.
>>109225153If /vt/ anons ever had a meet up. I would beat the shit out of everyone there.
>>109224953abayo
>>109225307I don't know if you'd be capable of beating the shit out of me. I can take quite a bit of damage.
>>109224953I would never do that to my oshi Vesper.
>>109224953he'd probably like that
>>109225477What’s the thing that hurt you most in life?
>>109225537This face is made for cucking.
>>109225806
>>109225307no amount of pain you can inflict on me could compare to the pain of being cucked by your oshi
Brownfeet thread
>>109224953So kekfeet is a phaser?
clam down phasepag, spamming bait threads won't get people to stop shitting on your corpo
>>109225641Being told that Santa isn't real.
>>109225235why though? there's no way she's entertaining enough to warrant the humiliation you have to feel
>>109225968But it's the phase fans that want phase to burn right now
So at this point nimi fans either-selfinsert as the orc-want to be cucked-want to cuck
>>109225307>Casually walking down the street>Oh hey, those are /vt/ anons having a meet up>Look down at my watch>Mentally getting ready for a business meeting>This anon senses the 4chan on me and leaps from the second story of a building onto me with a Left 4 Dead Hunter roar
>>109227470>humiliation I never had romantic feelings for any vtuber. The only thing I’ve given any of them is money to buy a Gura nendo. I respect that Fauna told us we weren’t friends in the first place since she probably lost money saying that.
>>109227868Sapling loyalists need some kind of identification or secret code word to avoid the purge.
uuuu i miss fauna
>>109225968I left this board after you guys turned on Nimi. I have no earthly idea what is going on with phase or wtf a brownfeet is.
>>109228099I have just the one. Spoilering it for safety purposes.
>>109228211We must secure the existence of our people and a future for Naplings/saplings everywhere.
>>109224953>Nimi is the only one who breeds and starts a vtuber dynasty>her children are weak because vegan
>>109228363
>>109228579>saba is forgotten
>>109228589Sapling Power! Sapling Powa!
>>109224953Dont make me post the Nimi cuckold hentai doujinshi...
>>109230058Dew it
>>109227470>no way she's entertaining enough to warrant the humiliationHow is Nimi getting married a humiliation to viewers that watch her content? This unicorn shit has been the worst side of Hololive since it does reflect the sleazier elements of idol culture. Consider the fact that unicorns are still throwing shit at Vesper and Magni in 2026 and it has been over 2.5 years since they were fired by management.
>>109230124Page 1 https://files.catbox.moe/opjtuk.jpgPage 2 https://files.catbox.moe/ua98y0.jpgPage 3 https://files.catbox.moe/mfhbfp.jpgPage 4 https://files.catbox.moe/mcgpiz.jpgPage 5 https://files.catbox.moe/lb4wfw.jpgPage 6 https://files.catbox.moe/x5h360.jpgPage 7 https://files.catbox.moe/y1doc0.jpgPage 8 https://files.catbox.moe/az0mho.jpgPage 9 https://files.catbox.moe/wrlc6t.jpgPage 10 https://files.catbox.moe/6uvlf5.jpgOriginal for comparisonhttps://nhentai.net/g/320209/
quality stuff
>>109224953You had me up until the second half of that very last line
>>109232550I know you want to squeeb
>>109232994https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75iL9hti8N0
I want to become a bond villain and force Nimi antis to watch her streams.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOcQ9-7ib7c
>>109225919Kekfoot is whatever he thinks will hurt Fauna more in X moment. He's been a phaser, a kronii, a pebble, a ruffian, etc. etc. Unfortunately he can never mask his stench so he gets found out immediately every time.
>>109225919>>109233409This thread is about celebrating Nimi.
>>109233508Celebrate? Whoa that's a big word for you.You learn that one today?
>>109233561you will have to tell me more about this brownfeet individual. I've been gone for awhile. I just want to have a Nimi/Fauna thread. They usually die now if it's not bait/edgy.
TSA agents get to fondle milk laden tapir boobies every time Nimi flies. this is why she didn't want to go to japan anymore.
>>109224953it's actually pretty easy to cuck korean "men"
>>109230784I don't get it, people watch movies where one of the main draws is the women in them like Angelina Jolie, Ana de Armas, Diane Kruger. they aren't called cucks for liking these actresses.
>>109233973are you okay?
>>109234038No, he's indian
Yeah, cry, you worthless old bitch. She's younger, hotter and so much better than you'll ever be, and your man knows it. You might as well grab your stuff and get the fuck out, because he doesn't give a shit about you anymore. Unless you want to sit there crying and diddle yourself at the thought of how pathetic you are... at how she put you in your fucking place. Would that get you off, you stupid, good for nothing whore? Does it turn you on seeing how smug she is about ruining your life? Does it turn you on the way she taunts you as she fucks the shit out of your man? Does it turn you on the way he laughs whenever she insults you? Does it turn you on knowing that you deserve everything that's happening to you? Well, who really gives a shit what a useless cunt like you thinks? So just shut the fuck up and finger-bang yourself, knowing that they'll get off watching the tears roll down your face. Maybe someone should take a picture.
>>109234116Nimi purposefully wears a baggy sweater with nothing underneath so she will have to get fondled by the TSA ladies.
asking this on the hellsite is probably a bad idea but is there actually any 100% confirmed connection between nimi and randon
>>109224953>you will listen to my yap and you will like itYes Ma'am. This is the first time i've listened to her new intro. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvbfayzt1iI
Meet OP
>>109234326It doesn't matter really. I just hope Nimi has a child soon so she can fulfill her dream of having a family. She is getting on in age after all.
>>109234353>9min30 seconds of the intro
>>109234388every time
Pregnant Nimi
Nimi general is back baby.
>>109234455this is a nice answer. thank you anon. have a good day. :)
>>109234822you too anon. Have a holographic Nimi.
https://www.ebay.com/itm/186774156804MILF
>>109233696If you want to talk about her legit, you're better off going to the tower.Nimi/Fauna threads aren't made in good faith here.
>>109234326pretty much yes
Luv NimiLuv MintoLuv Minto's Avian GFLuv their other two friends
>>109235323Ill make a normal thread next time. Honestly see it as a challenge to reestablish /UUU/ here.
>>109231302nani the fuck
>>109224953Vesper wasn't bluffing when he said he was going to sleep with your oshi. Honestly Hololive fans have every right to be furious, this is strong evidence that multiple Hololive talents are actually sleeping with Holostars. That would explain why these low effort, fund leeching shitters have been allowed to stick around despite contributing basically nothing: the talents and some people in management are personally involved with them.
So... are Nimi threads just stealth NTR threads now?
>>109235604>this is strong evidence that multiple Hololive talents are actually sleeping with HolostarsNo? Only one.
Hopefully this ntr arc will be over soon
>>109235604I suppose some women must have watched them. It's not like you will ever meet your oshi. I get liking the avatar, and liking their personalities and cute voices but I really don't care what Nimi does in her personal life. If you saw your oshi irl would you have the same feelings as you do in seeing their avatar?
>>109235793It will only end when another ExEN Holo reveals that they have a boyfriend or fiancé. Too bad Dooby and Saba don't stream enough or risk their paypigs to do such a lore drop.
>>109235647Her model is too good not to be lewded. >>109235793no one actually cares about Randon/Vesper. People will get bored of the "news" eventually.
>>109224953Mega Merch Drop.
>>109235469Good luck, but don't expect much. you're better off joining them off site.
>>109224953You can say all you want about Nimi/fauna but she’s still one of the best [purely] streamers to come out of holo
>>109233187Shachi is drawinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk7lLNMMX5w
>>109236414I love Fauna/Nimi but both avatars were made for lewding.
>>109234038Jeets are never okay
>>109236300She looks cutely retarded.
>>109236849That's our Nimi
>>109224953Nimi likes guys with facial hair.
Their real names make them sound like a hillbilly couple.
I will stay awake to watch Mooms...
>>109237555what do their names rime with?
>>109237986Sorry Shachi. I need my beauty rest.
>>109234326yes there is. unironically. a 13 year age gap, too
>>10923960411
>>109237476based
>>109235793its only beginning>>109235604this nigga actually did it. but other than him, the only other married holostar (Temma) isn't married to any holos..
>>109234326the only confirmed thing is there is a penis out there that is plapping her and its not (You)
>>109243154NTR, kind of hot
>>109243133How the fuck did he manage to get married? All i see is him grinding SF or playing autistic factory/base building games.
>>109236393No, no, you should all definitely stay here. We don't want you.
>>109233696Buy an ad for your whore
>>109224953I had a dream I was cuddling with Fauna in bed the other day, which is weird because I never really watched Fauna outside of collabs and I'm almost entirely neutral towards her. Fucking weird. Her voice is pure sex and I am jealous.
>>109243718idk but he married another vtuber so maybe thats how it works out for him
>Nimi bait thread>just some /#/ sperging>nothing to talk about>add in Mint since it doesn't seem to go that well>still not working, deploy the other Sloppies>still not working, deploy Shachi>still not working, deploy SabaHave Nimi bait threads always been this bad or is this one just extraordinarily retarded?
>>109244193>still not working, deploy SabaNo sorry that was me. I don't keep reaction images of other vtubers.
Why is everyone saying it's Brandon and why are shitlings deflecting to phasecuck drama?
>>109244294>Why is everyone sayingBecause they're schizos making up a bunch of bullshit. It's their hobby. They're here for e-celebrity gossip rag bullshit.
>>109244326cuckling...
>>109234326https://x.com/niminightmare/status/2019303078558593094
>>109244408>some /#/ ramblingkek
>>109234326>any 100% confirmed connectionYes but it's doxxshit and it removes every doubtFor non-doxxshit you have them never overlapping once and taking breaks together, her being the very first subscriber to his Twitch, being one of the first follows on twitter, talking in his chat but getting ignored.
>>109244538>not supporting your fellow holo haterthis proves nothing lil bro
>>109244365Look at the catalog and tell me with a straight face this place isn't National Enquirer tier at this point. It's fucking depressin. Splits used to have self improvement discussion and fitness advice. Now it's just a bunch of "HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID YOU HEAR TWO STREAMERS MARRIED EACHOTHER!?!?!?!?" or "[Insert culture war shit here]"Jesus Christ I have tried to avoid shitting where I eat for years but I can't even tell what'll get me a ban for off-topic anymore.
>>109244556She is the very first subscriber which is from oldest to newest implying she knew before anyone else and possibly before he even made the tweet.
>>109244594>everyone enjoying dunking on the fakest ex-holo whore with undeniable proof that the orc is the husband>omg guys can u stop gossiping? nimi is totally not my oshi btw
>>109244650see >>109244556