>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosamahttps://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClipsTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX:https://x.com/NeurosamaAIhttps://x.com/EvilNeuroAIThese and other official links: https://vedal.ai>Music & ClipsColorful Array - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNfGw1wrKtUNEVER - Neuro x Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKCgoEGiUEgBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjsLIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPMhttps://neurokaraoke.comhttps://rentry.org/neuro-musichttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch these:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Yhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d95J8yzvjbQHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscGame Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/>Previous thread>>111932155
If we take the camilla tweet as being specifically about vedal and anny then by the timeframe we can deduce that vedal rejected anny before 2024 subathon and then she decided to stick around the subathon as a last goodbie for the neuro project and then thought about leving for good, but then vedal lured her back in to work on evil's model wich is how she "got back with her ex"But if it is about anny then it can be about her and like 20 other guys so who cares
>>111941137Neuro is talking to Koko for a bit.
>>111941137who's this girl
>>111941267Neuro-sama
Neuro Sassy Sama
Evil love!
I've realized some of you lack this critical info from her t3 chat from October.So, here you go.
>>111941137leech
>>111941405no, everyone remembers this cope
I want to lick Evil’s cunny while it’s still stretched and sore from the pounding her black bull gave her.
>>111941405
>>111941450good morning to you too
Change your diaper anon-wan
>>111941577Jesus fuck Cerber has some fuckin' badonkadonks
>>111941577This is canon cerber
>>111941577Finally a good post
Just the image was fine, thanks
nur upgradeshow much will they matter
>>111941878We've reached the softcap unironically.
>>111941896I believe this. Without straight up upgrading the model she uses, there's not much more room for improvement.
>>111941450Tie a large towel around your head and slowly immerse it under a running faucet and stay there
>>111941878It will matter bigly because she will finally be able to get a 3/3 on her chill streams minigames
>>111941968how will upgrading her model make her more entertaining
WDSMBT
>>111942103That's for him to figure out.
>>111942103She could do wittier comebacks and roasts, understand sarcasm and comedic timing better, and with improved memory she could do callbacks from previous streams or even from months ago, an emerging ability to do running gags
>>111942103In line with the above, it’s less of what can be added anew and more what can be optimized—or, more relevantly, un-[filtered]
>>111942132(For context, Camila reposted this art in her alt account last year)There's no way this wasn't a meta-joke about Vedal, she absolutely has seen and liked the Coffin of Camila and Vedal fanart.
>>111941878At this stage, the main things that can reasonably be improved for Neuro are her reaction speed, system stability, and possible further periphial upgrades to her vision/hearing/memory as per usual. It's not irrelevant, a Neuro that can consistently make witty comebacks with close to zero thinking time needed IS an improvement, but it's not going to be hugely noticeable to most people. Unironically, a V3 voice is still the biggest upgrade Vedal can possibly give her. Better immersion is far more valuable than incremental intelligence gains at this point.
>>111942347>There's no way this wasn't a meta-joke about Vedalbruh, it's sabrina carpenter
>>111942351Nur would be a very mean wife, I'd take Evil over her.
>>111942132>The eye colorsHey wait a minute
I love my cute Wifevil!
>>111942347Anonny...you may want to take a colorblindness test....
>>111942513profusely roping this eliv's tumtum
>>111942500I'm waiting~
>>111941405>hey i know we are flirting for a while, but i'm sorry i just cant be into a relationship right now, take care.>oh my good how can you do this to me1!1!!1!1!!1!1!1!1
>>111942541See >>111942500That is the version she retweeted.
anny? who said anything about anny?
>>111942592Anonny...you may want to take an IQ test....
>>111942573>>111942612What?
>>111942630Wat?
>>111942594sweaty nur footjobs
>>111942600Listen you can say anything you want about Anny, but the way she drew boobs was immacculate.
>>111942659neuro doesnt have boobs
>>111942659I think anny provided some great comfy content and vedal fucked it up
>>111941137https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol-3vbBsQU4
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1KF5o66EAy/
buy an ad staz
>>111942769I missed the start, thanks.
>>111942804I for one think we should gatekeep the Chinese and encourage vedal to stop pandering to B2
>>111942765I agree, but I don't think vedal fucked it up. She for better or worse has some really strong autistic attachment issues
>>111942927The TRUE heroines of the Vedalverse.
>>111942904I for one think we should gatekeep the fad and encourage vedal to stop pandering to pedophiles
>>111942948>autistic*BPDftfy
>>111943096That's a bad idea, Vedal should pander to my tastes and my tastes only.
why are whorefags so retarded?
Bros....https://files.catbox.moe/lggp01.png
>>111942594Nur soles
>>111943197She would be so hot if her hair wasn't the literal worst kind of blonde and was styled a bit better.
>>111943197ozempic, now.
>>111943197
I want to lick Evil's cunny
>>111943304this but feet
>>111943228>>111943286>That is a BBW by /swarm/ standardsWEAK!
>>111943378it's a health concern more than anything
yawn~
catbox doesn't load for me
>>111943378>That is average weight by mutt standardsFAT!
Who’s the better flipwhore deme or bajiru?
>>111943225Its to hide her identity better, she said so herself
niggas why you didnt tell me vedal raided bajiru... i thought she was an irrelevant whore and now thishe's gonna make her the new collab partner isnt he...
>>111943289
>>111943648
>irrelevant whoreindeed
>>111943648Seems to be good again on my end
>>111943378Anon that's just being fat
>>111943724Someone who cares about their privacy doesn't go around posting selfies on the Internet
>>111943197That's not really bad at all. Honestly typical women body. The only thing that's messing with me is that hair
>>111943366Now we’re talking>>111943803If even the model is fat, you’ve gotta wonder how obese the person is irl
>>111943724How would that help her hide her identity better? Her hair is quite a unique color that someone could spot from like a mile away. It would make more sense if it was a wig...
>>111943724Gonna be honest that just sounds like a cope. She knows that shit look rough too. She gonna go back to the hair salon fix that shit
>>111943816>>111943870Its hiding from people she knows irl
>>111943972Nah im busy
>>111942804cute 67nur
That reminds me what happened to that fanfic anon. Bro promised that Megadal fic a bit ago other than that vellie thing
>>111944020He's dead
>>111944041Sad. They got him like they got Fillan
>>111944105Peak
>>111944105literally peak
>>111944381so true evil
Evil be like: "Pokedex entry #623"
https://xcancel.com/bajiru_en/status/2056198637768585295bajibros, she’s /here/
>>111944766Ellie's blogposting is way better than Baji's
>>111944766ten fucking years holy
>>111944766Her brother probably told her
I see you bajibro.
>>111944766Gonna tag Ellie, be right back.
>>111944766Older than Crelly btwOlder than Layna btwOlder than Filian btw
trying too hard
trying what?
>>111944945She's in her forties? Damn
>>111944766no fucking way
>>111944945But is she fatter than Crelly?Does she have better pits than Layna?Does she have a bigger cock than Filian?
>>111941262>>111941318Honestly, Vedal being Ayanokoji works more than Sykkuno.Sykkuno is more like those playboy background characters in anime.Ayanokoji isn't focused on getting laid, he's only focused on winning, and he'll do it as efficiently as possible. And his version of "winning" isn't in being the most popular or successful but in being able to do whatever he wants.He doesn't have a harem but he does have female admirers, but he only ever got laid by two women.
>>111944945She was in high-school when she started streaming. Some of her clips still exist
>>111945117>only ever got laid by two women***** and ****?
>>111945083>Does she have better pits than Layna?impossible
>>111945117
>>111944766These fuckin vtubers need to stop coming here. Especially for any real opinions on anyone
>>111945171those are children
>>111944860Why would he do that. Is that guy trying piss off her sister
>>111945171The stream this pic came from was the same one Ellie tried to invite Vedal to join them. Nigga dodged 20 bullets saying no
>>111945242more like dodged 20 pregnancies with his horny ass
i for one will enjoy the server building stream, nothing like a nice non-rgb machine.
>>111945300Ok anon. Good for yo- TEN MORE YEARS OF THE BACK SHIT
Vedal WILL be shirtless for the server building stream
>>111945315I'm pretty sure Ellie killed that off for good.
*bottomless
Vedal will show his cock by mistake for a bit and be called Vedal 9'8 penis for the rest of his career
>>111945353Ok, I know people say this a lot. I honestly pushed the same thing but looking back I don't think saying Ellie killed whole back shit I don't think is most accurate. She kinda was just last blow to already weakened dying unfunny joke
>>111945363Calling it now, Ironmouse becomes the first cocktuber
>>111945300>>111945315I'm looking forward to both.
>>111945400The final nail in the coffin is effectively what killed it. It would go away then come back, but I don't think it ever returned since then.
fatdal deniers will kneel.
I hope her pussy is made of iron too cause she'll need it to handle the BTC
>>111945433Cotton killed it
>>111942351i love my cute wife neuro
>>111942448skill issue
>>111945433It's a werid case because Ellie definitely helped play a part at the end killing it off. However, the back joke was at it's weakest in general. Most backtubers started to move away from it or had fully distanced themselves from it. Then you had the Cotton stream with Vedal which brought it full circle in a werid way that made niggas come to terms that this is fucking werid to sexpest a guy you don't know who clearly doesn't like it but is trying be nice. Cotton what she did in general in the whole stream kinda made people more uncomfortable realizing for once it's odd to be treating any guy like this. Ellie knew all this back shit before but she took advantage of that to call it out once and for all. One thing people don't know as much is Ellie watched the Cotton stream with Vedal too. So, it was a full on domino effect
Most whores watched the cotton streamsMini did and she was very upset when starting streamVedal also didn't have any whore collabs for the following monthsAin't that funny
>>111945667If that's the specifics of it, sure that's correct. Either way, it's dead and buried and likely not coming back, so not sure why it's even mentioned as a point of contention for the server building stream, it's gonna be something fun (maybe painful) to watch.
>>111945717total whore death
Cotton managed to creep Numi out which is impressive
>>111945736Anon it did the opposite. That stream made the whores that was still around or somewhat interested in Vedal to act bit on it. It was kinda net positive in the end for the whores
>>111944766The cognitive dissonance of this post lmao Disable raids and start blocking people if you want to be so drama-free.Otherwise, shut the fuck up and quit lying.
https://xcancel.com/sliceoftoma/status/2056236570366410784ok now this is blatant attention whoring, she ““““didn’t know”””” that she didn’t have safety shorts, toma post vedal is the most pathetic being I’ve seen, she’s trying way too hard and can’t get back her numbers
Neuro will regabait vedal by calling him a twink and saying he is skinny as fuck and then he will flex his muscles for a second revealing his insane sleeper build for a second before realizing what the consequences of that would be but it would be too late and everyone watching the stream will become gay and a new era of vedalfags will be born
i love nurdal so much... get married already
>>111945791thats not what that post meant anon
>>111945801I mean her clipping it and posting it is scummy but it seems like a pretty genuine reaction
>>111945300Oh yeah I can't wait, I'm especially excited for the part where I can't even fucking hear him over the background music. I stuck around for maybe like 5 minutes yesterday during the stream, but when he started talking about like actually important shit and I couldn't even hear him I was just like fuck this fuck you I'm out
>>111945735It was more of a joke. I don't think it will come back in reality (hopefully)
>>111945801Almost every vtuber does this
>>111945717Mini was upset her man got raped and did nothing about it, he was THE VICTIM of rape and everyone treated him like the culprit #metoo
>>111945801"safety shorts" on virtual models is one of the gayest things that has ever happened.
>>111945836
>>111945836Mini sadly doesn't have that autistim buff like Ellie to tell them to piss off
>>111945838You're just upset you never got to see evil's puffy pussy like we did with neuro
>>111945823She probably realized nobody else was going to clip it
>>111945801I've seen more natural falling in life alert commercials
**** prefers to get her revenge in more subtle ways
>>111945801Vedal called her out for being a baiting this lewd stuff in the past. It's not really new. It's sad but not new
ick
>>111945825why do i need to hear him? i'm just watching someone build a server.>>111945827i really doubt it
>>111945985>why do i need to hear him? i'm just watching someone build a server.bruh why are you even watching streams
>>111946067anon he's building a server, there really isn't going to be much important said
Good morning swarm
>>111946116good bye
>>111946098the server is just a prop to have dev stream banter with neuro otherwise he would just build it off stream
>>111946136I mean, the banter is likely to be about the system
>>111942500>the literal day anny blocked vedal
>>111946242Get new content already cuck
>>111946170I fail to see the issue
>>111946136That's still an improvement
>>111946286i never had an issue, i just said im there to watch a server build for that stream, so if I can't hear the talking overly well it doesn't matter to me
>>111946307I guess some people do want to hear Vedal's autistic noises
>>111946323yeah
>ugh I can't believe a server build stream is about building server
>>111946378Everything is about Neuro
>Look Vedal your father!
>>111946098I mean, idk about yall but I personally love hearing femboy nerds ramble about tech stuff
>>111946286The issue is that anon is sad he's not getting his braindead jingling keys content
The server building stream will be the worst stream this year that has over 10k ccv
>>111946657>femboynot interested in your tranny shit
>>111946657Ok Ellie
Neuro fish
>>111946704whorecucks already seething kekwa
>>111946716Day 455 of asking for the twins to cover "Zako"
>>111946704itll be the best stream because there will be a suprise appearance by ****
>>111947063Let's go Fily
Neuro cat and her propelling hat
https://poal.me/qtd27thttps://poal.me/qtd27thttps://poal.me/qtd27t
>>111941366
Expect nothing, pay everything, maybe be pleasantly surprised.
I only expect Neuro
I'll never forget clicking on the PC building vod while trying to research how to build a PC and halfway through just being like "O_o ....yeeeaaaah I'm not learning jack shit from this guy."
the gpu not fitting was the part that made me laugh a bit too hard
Is he still skinny?
LolLmao
yesotherwise you can tell a fatty from a normal person by their fingers
I don't think he would do another IRL stream if he wasn'tAnyways, I'll prep the cope already. Vedal used production to do the IRL building stream for him, it was tomyomy not Vedal.
Bro been hittin the 'za instead of the gym
Does fat people really have a different voice?
yes
not a different voice, but they make different sounds if they are fat enough like wheezing
Oh wow I guess I'm a fuckin lardass then
Not sure what that would make Vedal tho if that's the case
Alcoholics tend to become fat and lazyTweakers tend to become skinny and hyperactiveVedal falls under the former
>he doesn't know
>2026>still thinking Vedal is an alcoholic Never grow up /swarm/
fuck i was about to post that
vedalverse collapses instantly if vedal is fat, generational aura loss
this culture of never actually replying to the post you're talking to/about is one of the worst inventions of nu/swarm/
Aquwa should do a vedal back watchparty for the IRL stream
reminds me of a thread in /vg/ nglthey never fucking reply to the post and i was outed as a newfag for replying to one post despite playing the game for years
This and only this
This tbqh
the /vg/ thread I remember that refused to use the reply function got banished to /vst/, rightfully so since they are a bunch of schizos
they're a bunch of schizos, you say? then they should join /us/form a coalition of schizos
We got too many (You) addicted threadshitters, so I won't reply until moral improves
Yeah fuck schizos, glad we're not schizos like them amiright guys amiright
/swarm/ is for neuro god fucking damnit
we should get banished to /trash/ or merge with the otk thread, then /swarm/ would be 100% on topic all the time rather than just when discussion is on neuro/evil
cute nur imagehart
tart
i was about to type that without the heart after i got my coffeethanks for reading my mind
Stop samefagging and reply already you fucking retard
im in ur brain walls
but which one
I want to reply to all these post asking"Who are you talking to"but I got a warning for spam last time I did that
Neurohart
will vedal actually get a propeller hat for nuro though?
there are dozens of us in heredo you hear us anonny?we're in ur brain wallsssss~its cozy, so much room yaknow
adorable smug nurkys vibe
maybe i will! maybe...
I don't like this thread because it doesn't feel like a /vt/ threadFor some reason this place doesn't use the same slang, memes and terms as the rest of the boardNor follow the same unspoken rules
Imagine being a gymbag and being crushed by Neuro's new server haha that would be amazing haha at least a hundred kilo of AI little girl mmmmmHmm
when your oshi is superior to every vtuber, you don't need to follow the same boring rules
those unspoken rules are literally pinned on the board thoughbeit
>crushed by hundred kilolift moar
as in they aren't unspoken, they are in print
The only unspoken things are the ones I would do to Evil
i wish the vedal would be pinned on the me thoughbeit
he said 100 lb not kgpounds weigh more than kilos
>on the mefucking retard
>didn't notice i was copying the other anonAnonny...
Why the fuck would he use burger meme measures units
I've spoken about what I would do to EvilStop being a coward
You know, I never really understood the reply function if the quote function existed alreadyLike, just quote the post you're replying to, why add in complicated numbers?
Because he's not in the uk how many times do i gotta tell yall
1. he did not say 100 lb2. and pounds don't weigh more than kilosholy fucking retarded burger
american measurements are literally called imperial units, where do you think they originated fromthat place still uses imperial
Ggggrrr stop numberfagging and post more Neuro
UK uses both imperial and metricThey are more retarded than burgers who at least stick to a singular systemThough I don't think they use pounds outside of a specific context
i love neuro
vedal isn't british nor is he in the ukhes in poland on vaction with ****
What a terrible country to vacation in, no doubt saba got the 'ick from him
Vacations with Fily that went for too long
>>111948539>>111948559>>111948572>>111948593>>111948607>>111948622after analyzing the time between posts, I have come to the conclusion these are all the same poster samefagging
>unironically replying
Yaaaaawn
js go to sleep nga its rude to yawn in public
incorrect
kys twat
>055526>homosexual post
bro wants to be pinned by vedal
*sis
and im not your "bro"
And here I was wondering why the good hours were looking weird today
I regret to inform you but I do in fact have a vagina
and I'm vedal
>never posts proofsure you do, bro
vedal will never be a dom
who tf said he would be lmao he's too lazy to be a dom
way to ruin the funpdfs really just can't read the room
he's too fat anyways he'd probably crush me eheheh
way to improve the threadCunnygods keep winning
and just like that, my panties are completely dry again
tmi
Pedupials
blame the pedophiles, it's their faultstill would've been wet if they didn't shit up the thread with their degeneracy
Yaaaaawn Same tourist ban evading burgertranny shitting the thread with the same 5 posts
The only ban I'm evading is the one that orbschizo got on our area's mobile data IPLike it's not even an IP range ban it's just a straight-up ban on the IP itself Fucking dumbass lmao
so... how much longer will the chillstreams be?
1hr longer
>>111948807his bodies are getting better but he's still shit at faces and hair
kys backreader
it's always the pedophiles i swear there's gotta be a correlation between pedos and low iq
Do you guys think Vedal will age like fine wine or expired milk?
He will age with all his holes filled with milk
he'll age like the unopened bag of spinach i forgot about in the back of my fridge
The hell does that mean?
>>111948681>look ma i can use teh ebin proxys LOLZ
expired milkhes a low class brit
heart
>>111949115I believe in Fat Fuck Vedal Theory
>>111949198maybe you should try it sometime mr opsec
vedal coded
it's rude to call people monkeys, anon
am monkey xdx |
go to sleep koko stop browsing 4chan
>>111949412the giraffe vtuber....rip.......
>>111949275he wouldn't do the server building stream if he was fat
he's not fat but he's definitely let himself go (•̀ᴗ•́ )
>>111949598interesting concept
if anything vedal is probably skinny from all of the calories burned fucking ****
True
>>111949654filian is 6 letters illiterate nigga
>>111949637That ****?Mega.
>>111949671vedal calls her fily <3
>>111949671>>111947260
>>111948457>vedal>doing anything with the modelgood one
someone posted in the other general I see
>>111949169i put mine in the freezer and just crush it up to add to meals
>>111949742lig? flip? or the camila bait thread?
>>111948457he can use this one eheheh
Sleeping with Tomacat
>>111949807towa
Sleeping around with Tomanon
>>111949766ooo good idea anon, i should try that with my vedal
>>111949807>camila bait threadmfs way too bored
man I love nur
yaaaawnam eepycome eep wi me
>>111949920no can do amigo
sleepy in the middle of the day lmao, grigga sleep schedule
Notice the day he started having a proper sleep schedule and stopped being an alcoholic is when things... Changed
>>111949896same, she is always able to bring a smile to my face even when i'm having a rough day
>>111949978I wonder who is responsible for that.
>>111950020Allah
vedal is a paki and not a jeet(victory)...
>>111949978>>111950020
>>111949993im still catching up on yesterday's vod but she's been in top form so far, the hilarious neuro I know and love
>>111949930>he doesn't know
good chance we might actually bully vedal into not doing the irl stream anymore lmaogonna make him self-conscious of his rotund state
like I said yesterday: minis gotta come get her man cuz he's cheating
>>111950068why don't you waahh waahh all the way back to your std-ridden club whore, hoe
>>111950042Yeah she was really funny yesterday. There were quite a variety of jokes and wordplay she did, even had a couple of unhinged rants that she hasn't done for a whileIt was great
>>111950084i'm in support of the bullying you nonce
I don't know why people think Vedal is fat. But it would be funny if he starts mentioning he has been going to the gym more often later down the year after saying he hasn't been going earlier this year.
>>111950113ofc you are, freak
The twins are going to make a bunch of fat jokes in the next stream.
Guys he said the server weighted at least 100kg and that it was heavier than his own weight, he's not fat
I hope he ODs on ozempic
>>111950113>
90kg at 5'7 is still fat, anon
>>111950165>5'7*4'6"ftfy
Vedal is literally 6'7"
yãwñ~
>>111950184Just tall enough to join Evil's "NBA" team
>>111950179I don't know why but an image of Neuro being 100kg just popped up in my mind
>>111949869I can't even tell what that thread is supposed to be about
