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Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/@SamekoSaba
Twitter:https://twitter.com/samekosaba

Songs:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3cryiz8nJo

Merch:
Omocat x Saba
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-sameko-saba

Saba x Roa Kaijin Festival Popup Store
North America Info:https://tokyoanimecenter.jp/en/information/popup-kaijinsai-na/
JP Info:https://tokyoanimecenter.jp/event/popup-kaijinsai/
NA shop:https://otakumode.com/shop/label/Kaijinsai
Rest of world shop:https://funs-mall.com/shops/popup-kaijinsai-g

>Miss Gura?
YouTube:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93g
Member VODs:https://nyaa.si/view/2022255
orhttps://gawr.world
(Torrent has unarchived stuff, Gawr does not)
Twitter:https://twitter.com/gawrgura

Songs:https://rentry.org/Gura_songs
Merch:https://rentry.org/Gura_merch

Omocat × Hololive English
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-en

jackbox Tee K.O. Shirts
https://jackbox.tv/gallery/teeko/96ca45e6f992c9530956ec2015096c06

Previous: >>113998584
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inb4 some /gem/ faggot is like
>UMMMMM YOU CAN'T LIKE YOUR OSHI BECAUSE SHE DOESN'T STREAM AS MUCH AS MINE
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False flag poster strikes again
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Is it monkey hour again? Seething at our oshi for no reason?
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Cloneniki, did anything come of your police interaction?
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>>114104797
you can't Oshi someone that doesn't stream KEEEEEEEEEEEK
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>>114104761
>even in death i still don't stream
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ook ook
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>>114107162
What's worse, she isn't even a Vtweeter. She just fucking does nothing KEK
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i played guraquest years ago. finally got all of shrimps
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>>114108212
0 Deaths!
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Goob morning outpost buds.
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Fishe butt!
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>>114109404
On my face!
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>>114109266
Goob morning outpost warden.
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>>114108212
>>114108258
Very based
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So what are the buds plans for today?
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>>114111432
With my help, my friend has completed his DataAnnotation evaluation. It should typically take about an hour and a half to two hours to complete. It took us about two days of concentrated effort in like 7-8 hour sessions.
But I forgot that there is a separate QUALification you have to do afterwards which is significantly more taxing.
He types at an average of 5-10 wpm.
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>>114111850
Welp that doesn't sound like the job for him
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>>114111850
You could try to get him to play a typing game!
I've got Typing Land on my phone and Steam.
Epistory
Nanotale
Glyphica
... Pokemon typing adventure
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>>114112153
Unfortunately, almost every other job you could think of would be an even WORSE fit. The saving grace here is that many tasks on DA don't actually require typing, things like comparing pictures of receipts and whatnot, which he should be able to do just fine.
>>114112747
I have suggested this idea but I worry it may be of limited utility. I think this issue specifically might not be him refusing to grow up so much as a physiological issue (severe hand tremors).
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>>114104865
>>114104913
uh oh melty
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>>114113833
Uh oh melty alert!
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Reminder that they are.

>In an interview before debut, when asked "Who do you talk to on the phone the most", Ame answered "My family or Gura."

https://files.catbox.moe/gcifml.webp

>Gura sang the song Electric Love and said it reminded her of Amelia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUw9kMXEVOk

>Upon learning that Amesame was the first result on Google images when you looked up Yuri, Ame said: "You guys almost made it a reality."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69eJdCJT2IU

>Gura went out of her way to create an entire list of Gluten-free snacks on her phone just for Amelia.

https://youtu.be/zNadRmlBn4k?t=5255

>"Hey there's a bed here with 2 pillows Watson. One for me and one for Bubba."

https://youtu.be/al8l8J2qDRA?t=5959

>Reading a message: "Watson wants to destroy you"
>"That's not all she wants to do"

https://youtu.be/lfaPS6d_TTE?t=3055

>Ame called her "My Love"

https://youtu.be/ZYg0VmLfvBo?t=6901

>They discussed moving in together and the only thing that stopped them was their pets

https://youtu.be/U2FvverNLJw?t=9381

>They went on a literal date together in Japan early in the morning

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y0GCDcmSQg&t=770s

>They had discord sleepovers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVhyEJWSL_U

>Ame said she watched the opening ceremony of the Olympics with "The Watson Family", but according to Gura, she and Ame watched it together. This means Ame and Gura are close enough for Ame to consider her family.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UujeFlNpDr4&t=1475s
https://files.catbox.moe/7i3sj7.webm

>"All the times that we were able to meet (in person) were memorable but there's stuff we can't talk about on stream. A little bit *clears throat*"

https://youtu.be/No6n9zCs_8A?t=6620

>Upon being asked if they kissed during their Japan date, Gura denied it but said she and Amelia had "a deeper connection than that"

https://youtu.be/LSlS2Mo0R_I?t=43

>Ever since Gura's Graduation, Dooby made sure to keep her following count at 299. Whenever she followed someone, she unfollowed another person to keep it at that number. However, once Saba came back, dooby made her her 300th follow. On top of that; besides senzawa, dooby was the very first person Saba followed upon making her twitter account.

https://files.catbox.moe/a6kuw0.png

>Sameko Saba's set her debut to be on Dooby3D's birthday and Dooby herself made a tweet celebrating that fact. However due to how tsundere she is, she then retconned her bday to be 1 day earlier. However, it still doesn't change the original fact of the matter.

https://files.catbox.moe/h7ccn1.png

>Before her debut, dooby3D did a mini-twitter space karaoke and the very first song she sang in it was Magic Ways. Magic Ways is a song known to have been sung by Gawr Gura. Upon ending that karaoke she posted a thank you tweet with a blue heart. One could believe this was dedicated to Saba, however nothing confirmed that. That was until Dooby's Virtual Vacation concert. In it, Dooby performed the song Magic Ways with Saba providing backup vocals AND she told the audience to turn their penlights blue. This solidifies Magic Ways as a Saba x Dooby song.

>Besides her BGM; the very first video uploaded to Sameko Saba's channel is a clip compilation made from her first collab with Dooby. Prior to this collab; Saba has done 4 gaming streams, 1 karaoke, 1 public chatting stream and her debut (and 1 members chatting stream but obvs she's not gonna upload anything from that). Of all these streams, of all the things to upload, Saba chose Sabadoob as her top priority.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWGMyYN0y3M

>During Saba's karaoke on 7/26/2025, at 5:38 PM, Dooby (on her chuchuoperator alt) posted a picture of a heart shaped cake (or pudding I'm not sure) she made with a blue heart emoji attached to it. This was as Saba was singing Pretty Little Baby. Pretty Little Baby is a song Dooby once did an entire karaoke themed around on 6/1/2025. It should also be noted that Dooby was in fact watching Saba's karaoke. We know because she tweeted about it: https://x.com/dooby3D/status/1949225742430273976

https://x.com/chuchuOperator/status/1949237903613399099

Hope to see them again someday
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Gurass
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>>114110536
>*Le touché*
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Sabutt
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>>114117649
On my dick!
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Good news, Crumblers. Thanks to the Hormuz being kaput, I'm getting lots of contracts to build new gas refineries. God bless our troops, hopefully peace treaty never.
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>>114117808
I'm glad to hear that chumbie. There is a high threshold to justify war, and demolishing the post-war global liberal economic order is one such reason.
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>>114117649
On my face!
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Sex with a kanimouto.
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Is Saba a lonely loli god?
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>>114111432
I'm playing wc3 customs.
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Every 4-5 months I cancel my debit card to clear out any stupid recurring payments I've set up while drunk.
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Reminder that biboo got a literal heart attack and came back to streaming before Saba posted her update
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>>114119796
>*Lo touchõ*
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>>114120548
Hopefully her heart stops for real next time.
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Anniversary and birthday stream soon!
This time for sure.
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>>114120771
careful, they give out 3day bans for mentioning that
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ook ook
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>>114120771
>>114121238
>they dont know
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>>114120548
Ironmouse is literally chronically ill and still streams, Saba is just a scammer.
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ook ook
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>>114123078
Saba is not your kinswoman Ranjesh
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Take me back
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Goob night outpost buds. Try not to feed the schizo while I'm out okay.
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>>114124372
Goobnighto
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>>114124372
Goob nite outpost warden.
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>>
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>>114123565
it will quite literally never happen again. she made too much money and she'll never whore out like this again.
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>>114124372
Goobnighto.
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>>114116448
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Goob morning outpost buds.
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>>114111432
not watching saba
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>>114128220
Goob morning outpost warden.
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>>114128475
Mornin' bud.
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>>114119796
I wouldn't let her be lonely.
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chu the fishe
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What if Saba became an egregore and was actually posting here right now?
Like you could be talking to Saba at any moment.
The belief in her return bringing to life a Saba among us.
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>>114131520
>Saba among us
very awesome
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>>114131541
Thanks Saba I thought it was.
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So what are the buds plans for today?
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>>114132143
Work and then go watch Your Name.
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>>114132143
Well, I have $12k I can earn from progressing contracts this month.
I might play some more Palworld.
I think I should try to exercise more.
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>>114126086
This is why you should never make women rich and famous. Retards will never learn.
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>>114123565
Remember that she admitted that the reason for this stream was because she was horny. Good times
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>>114132609
timestamp required
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man chumbuds did not see this coming at all KEK
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>>114132143
Counting down the days until I can fly myself off this rock.
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>>114133060
She was "feeling a certain kind of way" and then talks about doing schoolgirl RP

https://www.youtube.com/live/ZMEyYtc7Bzg?t=7019&is=2CS08hV8d0sXcXQZ
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>>114132143
Looking for a car. The dealerships have been calling every goddamn day, why can't I just get one from a vending machine
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>>114133425
Man all those asmr and rp ideas she had. Why are we so fucking cursed? It's just not fair
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What will be the breaking point of Gura/Saba anons?
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>>114135321
When Shark actually is for real dead and not just meme-dead because "lol no streams coping seething heckin chumcuck sharktards etc give me my reddit gold"
If you're hoping for us to suddenly stop being loyal because we don't get our weekly stream dopamine then keep dreaming
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>>114135321
I've already told you retards. Undeniable proof of a lld is the breaking point. Not schizo rrats and conclusions
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Same desu
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>>114137689
Making a manga isn’t the same as streaming so your comparison isn’t good
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a.....
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>>114137801
Also it doesnt get in the way until like the final month or two so his point is extra retarded.
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>>114137801
>>114137879
>drawing and writing a manga is easier than pressing the live button because... uhm... it just is!!
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Man I can't wait for the record numbers Biboo will definitely pull to a sports stadium
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>>114138482
Millions of routers and modems lining the bleachers.
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ook ook
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>>114138375
Except I never said that lol. You have the reading comprehension of a fish
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>>114131520
What happens when egregore Saba meets real Saba? :o
that word was on my mind recently too, but due to a mostly unrelated reason.
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>>114135321
Elon Musk revealing her biggest secret was THE breaking point, anon.
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>>114139350
Didn't break me. I love her no matter how stinky and Swedish she is.
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>>114133719
Your fault for falling for a grifting whore.
Aim better next time.
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So what set the monkey off this time? Not getting enough attention in his number tree?
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>>114139550
It’s funny that he even gets ignored there too. Nobody cares for his shit
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>>114139350
Nope
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>>114139483
He didn't fall for your mother
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>>114139799
>ignored
You guya reply to each and every post
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So what set the cuckniki off this time?
>>114139869
Saba isn his mother, get owned
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>>114132143
I'm playing wc3 customs.
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>>114139869
You got him triggered kek >114140027
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>>114140360
Not the same anon, retard.
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>>114140360
>i'm not triggered, you are!
Pathetic
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How can you genuinely still post in and make a thread about someone who literally hasn't done anything for over half a year now
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>>114140636
They have a humiliation fetish
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>>114140636
>inb4 they come with excuses like "i watch other girls or do other things in the meantime" "i love her" lol
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ook ook
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Which fanbase is doing this again? I forget
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>>114132143
If I was in Japan, I'd be wasting a week's worth of salary on pervy shit.
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Love my wife!
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>>114140636
It's just a handful of autists keeping their dead oshi's general alive because they want to use it as a Discord server for blogposting
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Holy seethe
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>>114141574
In this housing market, Im thanking the retards that hate us and our oshi for letting us live rent free in their heads. So thoughtful.
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>>114140663
Hey look, the monkey that comes here to get laughed at says we have a humiliation fetish!
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Monkeys getting dunked on. Name a better combo
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>>114140842
Love seeing hardworking artists make their bag off the corpse of a grifter
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>>114142084
Me x Sabutt
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>>114141902
Who are you trying to fool? This thread is two days old and it hasn't even reached the bump limit yet.
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>>114140713
>Monkey can't fathom hobbies outside of 4chan
I mean we already knew this about you
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The fact that people still say she's dead even AFTER she updated her Youtube description, something only SHE can do.
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>>114144095
Saba Jones' Locker...
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Goob night outpost buds. Try not to feed the monkey while I'm out okay.
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Damn I came back and it seems my post really struck some nerves, they're instantly acting smug
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>>114141425
They hated this one chef. Most accurate description of this thread I've ever seen.
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>>114145646
Goob nite outpost warden.
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Fish butt
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Don't worry, I'm sure next month we'll get something, maybe a twitter bio update, she loves us
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>monkey mind raped by smug anime girl pictures
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>>114146091
On my lap!
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>>114146387
He's the kinda bitch that thinks he won walking off the court while the other team is smurking at him behind his back.
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>>114146091
Dat tush
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Goob morning outpost buds.
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stream bitch
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>>114150481
nyo~~
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>>114150481
Instead of streaming you should be wishing for her to die of cancer instead.
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oh he's just full on chimping out this time
not long before he starts saying he would beat everyone up lmao
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When is the Gura bread game releasing on Steam?
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>>114150901
27th
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>>114151730
GOORUH
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>>114132143
>So what are the buds plans for today?
Dealing with the sun, eating some spaghetti and meatballs and playing SRW Y. While forever in my endless quest to wait for the fish to come back.
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>>114152409
I wish I liked SRW. It just didn't click with me and I really wanted to enjoy it cuz muh Evangelion and TTGL. It should be fun but I just couldn't get into it.
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Which will come first, Saba stream or GTA6?
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ook ook
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>>114150867
Its sad to witness, really. The complete lack of self awareness is painful.
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>>114153113
I'm a hater, but what's the problem? Atleast she is not a Pinoy.
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>>114150442
Goob morning outpost warden.
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So what are the buds plans for today?
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>>114154336
Watching CEO '26 and hoping for shork
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>>114155225
Lmao
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>>114146387
it's more we know you're mad when you start bringing those out
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ook ook
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>>114155404
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>>114153298
>>114155430
ook ook
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>>114154336
And here these faggots go trying to use this thread as a blog again.
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ook ook
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>>114155938
Move on
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>>114155938
Uh oh, mellltyyy
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Did the monkey finally move on?
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>>114153797
It’s just funny that a years-long rrat that was dismissed as a schizo meme ended up being proven right instantly
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What's got it so riled up today?
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>>114157644
His foodstamps were declined
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>>114157807
kek
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>>114155938
they GENUINELY hated this one chef
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Chumbuds don't like when you point how how they use this thread as their blog
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>Hail Saba, still the /same/
>The Doob is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy kani, /ggg/sus
>Little Saba, keeper of light
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men
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Mackerel
Atlantis
Gureat
Again
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Sabaguraette honhonhon
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Has the Saba egregore spoken to you yet? What did Saba say?
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>>114159232
It says Saba is ready to be deflowered.
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Why did she mention ribbed condoms during the One Hand Clapping stream?
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saba should be a guy
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>>114156075
>>114156138
>>114156519
>>114157333
>>114157644
ook ook
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WHY DIDN'T GURA WANT TO COLLAB WITH US??????
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>>114159810
UH OH MELTY!
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any news?
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>>114160067
Cucknikis had a melty
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>>114159686
Because >>114159476 She is fertile.
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Please guys, no blog posting. The mention of a "job" agitates the threads monkey population
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>>114160067
Monkey still has chumniki's living rent free in his walnut brain.
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>>114158631
Hon hon oui oui!
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>>114161265
La Sabasée
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For King and Kani!
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Gura is Sabated
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"CRUBBERS could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this thread before. There could be CRUBBERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her bare tummy. "I HATE CRUBBERS" she thought. The Last Stand reverberated her entire boat, making it pulsate even as the $9 Monster circulated through her powerful thick tail and washed away her (merited) fear of tourists after dark. "With a rowboat, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.
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>>114154336
I'm playing wc3 customs.
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>>114161939
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>>114161981
For s’ghetti too!!!
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>>114162035
Sabinga!
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I blocked that spam so long ago I sometimes wonder what it even is anymore
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>>114162344
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>>114162385
*laugh track*
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>>114162568
I'm just ritualposting with chumbie.
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Poor monkey could learn how to cook something that isn't pagpag and teach the other ferals in its village to not shit in the street but instead it's cursed to forever lurk the thread. Forever blog posting about how asshurt it is
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>>114163200
Why?
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Update on the situation from a few days ago, if any buds are interested:
So, it looks like Cameron got booted out of the qualification when he was nearly done. Three seven hour days of intensely focused and concentrated effort on both our parts down thedrain, just inches from the finish line. We woke up, he opened the page on his browder, and instead of taking him back to where he left off, it just showed him the empty DataAnnotation task dashboard without the qualification splash screen. We tried a few things, but no way to progress with the qualification. What I think happened here is that because he opened his DA account with his Google account, the tech lizards went ahead and did a backgeound check on him and saw that he was an unemployed GEDcel. They might also have been able to find the LinkedIn profile he opened that we were originally going to include with his evaluation submission (before promptly realizing that it could only hurt his prospects and giving up), which was barely even started. The issue is that said LinkedIn was ALSO created through his Google account, which probably made it easy to find, and it bore the name of said Google account - I won't share the exact name, but it was something equivalent to "fuhhammettgod the unclean" (a portmanteau of "Fuhrer", Hirk Hammett of Metallica, and... God. All lowercase). His profile picture also, naturally, looked like a hobo who was preparing to do something sexual to the viewer through the screen. This is all speculation of course, but my suspicions intensified when he tried to log back on to LinkedIn and he found that the account was locked, pending him providing his ID and a face scan so they could confirm who he is. Friend 4, let's call him Chekhov, proposed that DA might have seen the profile and thought he was a troll, or even a youtuber planning on doing an expose on DA's hiring practices ("they let someone called "fuhhammettgod the unclean" onto their platform, what are these guys doing lol"). It sucks, but he was only planning on working for a few weeks a month so as not to earn too much and therefore get disqualified from his SSI/SSDI anyway. Another friend of mine commented "The gynocrat class cannot allow a sensitive young man to get up from any fall. In their paranoid schizophrenia, they treat any 'failure' as a basically criminal tier red flag and will go out of their way to shut down your enfranchisement." So, that's frustrating... but at least we tried. We then took the opportunity to admonish him to: a) get a haircut, because he rather likes his "Terry Bogard" hair, picrel (he's a big fan of KoF), b) shave, c) brush his teeth, as when I asked whether it had been "weeks or months" since he'd last brushed, he answered "maybe weeks, maybe months...?"and Chekhov says that he now looks like he has "meth teeth", and d) budget like $50 to get some decent, presentable clothes. Not sure what our next move for him will be, perhaps he should try going back to college since I'll be able to basically give him free tutoring services this time around. God knows the job market is hostile even for those of us who got the piece of paper, and apparently the system is harnessing the full power of the technodystopian surveillance state to ensure that the overinflated labor supply is pre-filtered by making as many of us into chronically unemployed useless eaters as possible. Well, at LEAST the man's gotten much better at not getting angry at video games over the past few years, so that's something.
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>>114163751
That stinks. I don’t even have a profile picture for my linkedin. Also, could it be that his WPM was just too slow and that’s why they rejected him?
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>>114163751
>a few weeks a month
*hours, sorry
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>>114163899
Thanks chumbie. An apt question, but I don't think so because the time limit for each individual question was 21 days. I worry I might have fucked him by being insufficiently paranoid for once and underestimating the lengths the silicon valley class will go to be slimeballs and not give Americans jobs...
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>>114163751
Well that sucks. I still applaud you for trying your best to improve the life of your friend.

Did friend #4 ever see cunny I left for him?
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>>114164070
It'sthe least I can do. He's probably gone to bed now but I'll be sure to ask him tomorrow. I am curious what he will say myself.
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genuinely, where is she?
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>>114163821
Did you perhaps mean to say
>Thank you for tracking the laugh, laugh tractor
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>>114164321
I forgor
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>>114162688
Thank you for tracking the laugh, laugh tractor
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>>114164314
Elon already told you.
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>>114164314
>genuinely, where is she?
Gone, like a fart in the wind.
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Senzawa unfollowed someone
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>>114165493
Maybe their account got deleted
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>>114160067
Living rent on cuckinikis heads
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>>114162704
erm excuse you it's 150cm
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>>114163751
I don't care about your blog
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>>114162769
>Forever blogposting
Yes we know chumshart that's all you do in this thread
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>>114163751
That sucks bud. At least you tried.
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Anti really didnt like how you reminded him of his third world life.
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Goob night outpost buds. Try not to bite any bad bait while I'm out okay.
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but the gummy worms in the water are yummy mogu mogu
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I stopped fapping since her last stream so I've had a few wet dreams. Never had them before
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If what she said is true then jesus. I hope she's getting the help she needs. And I hope you guys are doing okay while she's gone.
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>>114171752
Yeah. We're hanging in there for the most part.
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>>114171826
Great to hear :)
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>>114164027
>underestimating the lengths the silicon valley class will go to be slimeballs and not give Americans jobs...
me seething externally after filling out 150 applications for nigger shit help desk monkey jobs and getting rejected with 15 years of retail management. The only human replies I got said I had an impressive background but they're going with a different applicant.
I miss thriving on 30 hours a week and calling out sick whenever I want but it looks like it's time to join the salarycucks
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>>114168585
>overly verbose no u
why are ESLs like this lmao.
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>>114168538
This is a blogpost
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>>114168924
Goob nite outpost warden.
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This is a fucking blog... to some fat FAGGOT on 4chan named "Jeet2988." Now, I'm tired of this fat FAGGOT popping up in all of my fucking Saba threads when I'm looking for a FUCKING Saba video! I don't give a FUCK about the aftermath of ANY of you jeet fans that feel sorry for this greasy fuck! You fat fucking disgusting
Ass-smelling
brown
piss-drinking
cow shit -bathing
turd-gargling
virginity-thieving
Cabbage-Patch Face having
Dr. Rojeetnik looking
Halal eating
Doordash gorging
T-Rex arm having
Non-vegetable eating
Cook with another mans body in the pot just to drink out the drip tray
small load
horny-horny Hippo
Pretending to have a fucking sanitation problem
jeet slash ceo
loo dodger
elephant crusher
Go to subway but put dung on it
Happy because Exxon hot dog stands are back in business motherfucker!
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>>114172437
When you get to the race part of any application literally put any race but white.
"Prefer not to answer" works too.
Maybe come up with a story for it.
At worst you'll get interviews that are dead ends, you could get the job, or you could see if they brought in other applicants and what colors they are and maybe have grounds for a lawsuit.
I am not joking.
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>>114172919
I usually put Hispanic, used to work wonders.
I'm too proud to put indian.
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>>114171752
>>114171826
>>114171891
Grifted retard recognizes grifted retard
>>114172692
Buddy, you just described yourself and all of cucknikis
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>>114172949
uh oh total jeet meltdown
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>>114172953
>>114172692
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>>114172968
I know you're ESL but verbose does not mean meltdown you dork.
I'd suggest looking into remedial English classes.



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