>LinksYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@KosekiBijouTwitter: https://twitter.com/kosekibijou>StreamsNext stream: Game TBC at 7 PM EST | 4 PM PST | 8 AM JST OR Elden Ring DLC at 6 PM EST | 3 PM PST | 7 AM JSTPrevious stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01UZ2zEWiM8Debut stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpAQib0T5v0>Shorts/music/unarchived streamshttps://rentry.org/n2ezp>Merchhttps://rentry.org/6d6mm>Intro/starter newpebble guidehttps://rentry.org/82c8eDo not engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report and rock on.>Previous>>79318344
Schejewel TBC.
I made a thread, forgive me baker senpai
Biboo cute
Dark Biboo cute
Bibaby
>>79414994What a cute babu
I think my gem child might be pretty cute today
>jwu>A-chan graduating in a few daysWhat a terrible day for rain.
>>79415674She's cute every day, especially the days I'm watching her
https://x.com/kosekibijou/status/1806567107242656171
>>79416034My wife is squeezing in streams just for me
Chat with the BibooLaugh with the BibooDo not abduct the Biboo
>>79416034Homework hate
So I have successfully kidnapped bibooNow what do I do with her?
>>79416858DO NOT. Also return the lost child to the nearest police box.
>>79416034>Clipfag complaining about ER in the repliesBiboo PLEASE stream ER
>>79416858Crack her open on the floor to see what her geode looks like
>>79416952Instructions unclear, dick stuck in crevasse
>>79417473DO NOT without consent
>>79416637Is it really abducting if Biboo walks into the back of my van by herself and I just so happen to drive away?
>>79417987No, but you should bring the lost child to the police box. Maybe lure her there using strawberry gummies.
>>79417987Biboo has a knack for kidnapping herself, it's normal
>>79418052She’s far too intelligent to fall for that
>>79418887>She’s far too intelligentNot MY PONseki
I think I'll put myself through CODE VEIN again
Does anyone have the gif from picrelated?Also biboo = cute
The bibs
>Biboo's latest retweetAAAAAAAAAH
>>79421577I know, I can't believe they fucked up by not showing her eating the red bit at the bottom, everyone knows she hates the top part. This is the most out of character art I've seen
Biboo rocked my world
>Only 3 hours of Biboo todayMy Biboonium supplies...
Pebble Reminder (VERY IMPORTANT): If you're intending to try to get EN2 Concert tickets, TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT. Check the time, be on your computer. Have payment data saved. It's first come, first served, so you gotta be fast. There are half the seats of CtW. They're gonna fucking FLY off the shelves.
>>79423799lol nah, only 2 hours
Biboo is really gonna miss A-chan https://x.com/kosekibijou/status/1806683681408610327
>>79424212SHE'S SO FUCKING CUTEOne flat goddess down... Hololive is forever diminished.
kek
>>79424391>saying kekLiterally fucking Futaba IRL
>>79424210>>79424391NOOOOOOOOO
>>79424391I think Shiori said kek in a prechat recently too. Slight proofs, no doubts.
>>79424391>kekDid I ever doubt? No, no I did not.
>>79424391kek
>>79424555>>79424810Kek isn't 4chan anymore, bros. One of the biggest Twitch emotes is KEKW. Sorry.I also have no doubts, but these proofs are weak.
>>79424212Damn, Biboo has such a big heart, I love this girl
>>79424892That just proves kek came from 4ch first, they're just trying to appropriate our language
>>79424892>Kek isn't 4chan anymoreWho thinks it ever was, fucking nigger newfag?
what kind of spooky game will she play today? Don't Scream again?
>>79425032>kek came from 4ch firstFUCKING NEWFAG, THE WORD WAS IN USE WHEN YOU WERE IN YOUR COCKSUCKER FATHER'S BALLS
>>79424892It counts as proof in my delusions
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEYrC-xNlMAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEYrC-xNlMAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEYrC-xNlMA
anomawies....
I don't mind just 2 hours. Any biboo at all is fine by me. Yes, I'm too far gone.
>>79425201That's going to Biboo's actual face the whole time.
>>79425098Pebbro, you're fighting ghosts. I'm just saying that Biboo saying "kek" isn't proofs of /here/ status. Settle down, broulder.
>>79425032Erm, actschuallyKek is derived from how koreans write their equivalent of lol. It was popularized during the time when starcraft broodwars had a huge esports scene. Blizzard then took that and used it for the languages in World of Warcraft, making it so that if a Horde player typed out lol, their character which is speaking orcish would instead say "Kek" in the eyes of an Alliance player. 4chan, which has long been a hive for nerds, simply picked this up.
>>79425509Intelligent and cultured ojiisan
>>79425574Or just searched for it on knowyourmemes
>>79425490Ignore him, it’s the resident schizo with anger issues
>>79416972she really needs to stop catering to those leeches
>>79425750I give pebbles the benefit of the doubt because you are all my bros in Biboo Love.
man I can't believe Biboo is a containment breaker...
>>79425816What if biboo IS the tempertantrumschizo?
>>79425889It's always the ones you suspect the least.
I'm fighting the blob knight guy guarding St Trina and I'm pretty sure this is supposed to be done when you are close to 20 skibidi. I see why Biboo was struggling so much.
>>79424391Biboo you're supposed to hide your power level
>>79426094You don't need 20 or close to 20, I did it with 12 pre-patch. He just has weird timings that people suck at learning. He's very easy once you get past his weirdness.
>>79425509WAS a hive for nerds2014 and everything after ruined this site
>>79426328>2014The fuck was 2014? 2009 was the start of eternal summer with the advent of smartphones, and 2015/16 was the great /pol/fag influx. What are you finding in 2014 that was notable?
>>79426719the influx of people like you from gamergate and the fappening
>>79426858>thinking fucking goobergate was the downfall of 4chan when Eternal Summer started 5 years priorProjecting newfag.
>>79426976it was11-12 were pretty good and then it all went to shit
>>79414251erm what the sigma
>>79427059Well, I appreciate you admitting that you got here in 2011, then.
>>7942718707
i got here in 2019 after seeing a greentext post on facebooknobody asked
My first post /here/ back in the day was a simple hello and I got a response telling me to kill myself
>>79427437That checks out
>>79427437based
>>79427437Maybe you shouldn't have posted in an elfGOD thread, you filthy fucking d*mon
>>79424212This is so sad. I too will work harder for Biboo by buying more of her merch to jack off to and releasing two loads a day to Biboo
>>79425890s-stop posting this image
>>79426094not only is his health pool really low, but hes cripplingly weak to Holy damage. I killed him in 5 charged holy spells.
>>79426094He's one of the biggest showing of ER's fakeouts spam sickness
>Biboo will never judgment cut me into 500 tiny pieces while window-wiper laughing and going "BEEP YOU!"I hate this life...
>only 2 hours of biboo today when we could've had 3who asked for this
>>79429526Biboo did, did you miss the twitter/YouTube poll?
>>79429549was asking why people would vote for 2 hours of biboo as opposed to 3
>>79429587I voted 3 and it was 3 last night...what happened
>>79430138Check the youtube community post version of the poll...That one had more votes and preferred the 2 hr stream for some reason
>>79430138SEA got home from work
>>79430138Youtube votes won, more votes compared to twitter
>>79430365YouTube is gay
>>79431379Cute as beep
>>79429587Because she'll actually talk more in 2 hours of another game than she does in 3 hours of ER. In ER she spends half the time silently locked in on a boss, which is fine but I prefer when she can yap and interact with chat more, especially when time is limited either way.
>>79424391>KEKwhat the sigma
>>79431379Biboo face tanking my massive pebble...
>>79431379I love my gem girl
Biboo should do a Skibidiless DLC challenge run
>>79431379I can hear her muffled BWEH
https://www.kingstheatre.com/events/hololive/calendarThe site for tickets later tonight
>>79433276Would a Skibidiless + serious build run be that much worse from her current cosplay run? She'd lose the 1.2 to 1.5x or so attack/defense she had for the various fights, but from looking up other clears of the same bosses, you can already pull up with setups 50% fatter and 50% stronger than her
>>79437351It would, because you know Biboo would not do a tryhard build anyway. She's too stylish for that.
>>79437351Biboo is just using substandard talismans for her build, if she finished the alexander storyline she would get shard of alexander increasing her ashes of war damage by 15%, meaning all of her moonveil or whatever other abilities she uses would be that much stronger. Also if she went and got Erdtrees Favor +2 she would have more hp, and potentially even light roll as it increases equip load.
What is platform 8 like anyway, is it similar to exit 8 in shortness?
>>79442433I haven't watched a single gameplay stream of it so I dunno. Excited for cute Habiboo noises though.
kimi wa warui ko na no
>>79444023I wonder what Bob's next cover is going to be. Something cute or chuuni?
>>79444781Orisong during her 3Dlive
>>79437351Moonveil spam is pretty middle of the road these days in terms of build OPness.Skibidiless would just be a test of patience at that point, since everything would be oneshotting you.
>>79445003Some of these new builds even make GS Lion Claw look like chump change. Probably a bug, but that perfume build is absolutely broken and will definitely get patched one day
>>79426094I beat him at skibidi 9 pre-patch. His moveset's pretty predictable once you're used to it, and his big double slam is the perfect attack to punish with the sekiro tear.He's not too bulky either, but he moves around a lot, so all you need is land some good hits and he crumples.
>>79444781A chuunier backseat type beat
What the fuck why isn't she continuing the dlc today? Fake fan
uwaaao!!
>>79447415people voted for variety today...
>>79447862Platform 8 is 1 hour and a piece of shitI hope she plays the dlc afterwards otherwise you are all retarded.
Wow, they're not sending their best today... Ganbare
I'm ready for spooked Biboo sounds SOON
>>79448939I'm genuinely looking forward to the biboo panic sounds. The quick Grindstone collab made me yearn for them again
>>79448039>
>>79450206I love my kek wife
>>79450206I don't know why the kek thing makes me laugh so hard
>>79429526clipniggers
>>79430222this is probably true
>>79431379>takos are squishy and pliable>pebbles are rocks>I am a rockodachiwhat does that make me?
>>79431609>horror gameretard
>>79442433yes
>>79447415>>79447862"people" voted*
>>79450206>Biboo is the containment breakerit's bijouver...
>>79451236a dope
>>79444023I know for a fact that biboo invented sex
https://www.nexusmods.com/eldenring/mods/5342Good God...
>>79450206this'll be the normal if she moves to Japan...
I am NOT Biboo
>>79452304Hmmm
>>79452304I know. I am not either.
I AM Biboo
>>79452146so you're saying she'll give more circumstantial proofs of her being /here/ if she moves to japan?
>>79452852no im saying if she moves to japan all of the opportunities will make her only stream 2 hours at a time and she will be working constantly
>>79452926Did the joke go over your head?
>>79453002probably, I am a pebble after all, very tiny
>>79453002You're responding to a digger
>>79453103You are, too
boop~
Personally I believe Biblast should stream less for the sake of my health! I think I'll write a strongly worded message in her next stream telling her to sleep, citing either her current PST timezone or actual age (real) (IRL) of 1+1, of course.
>voting for less biboo time I'm going to turn you into gravel
>>79453558You are gay
>>79453558not so fast
BIBOO IS SICK AND SHE NEEDS TO RESTSHE WILL DESTROY HER HEALTH AND VOICESHE NEEDS TO TAKE AN EXTENDED VACATIONRIGHTNOW
When ordering a pizza, do you think Biboo talks like how she streams or uses an adult voice?
>>79455576Nobody orders food over the phone anymore grandpa
>>79455657STOP MAKING ME FEEL OLD
TWO HOURS FIFTEEN MINUTES TO TICKETS GOING ON SALEBE READY
>>79426094Beat him at 4 skibidi since he was the first boss I found, the biggest issue was definitely the frost nova which I just ended up blocking and living through with 10% hp. He only has like 8 different attack strings so once you learn them you can at least make it to p2 each time.
>>79455576I'm imagining her using her Batman voice when calling her bank
>>79455576Who calls to order food anymore?
>>79455884I DO BECAUSE I LIKE SPEAKING TO PEOPLE!
>>79455576when making calls she attempts to sound like and adult and fails horribly
>>79455942>I LIKE SPEAKING TO PEOPLE!what the hell is wrong with you?
>>79455836>first boss you foundwait how do you skip rellana?
>>79455942hey hey, extrovert-san, whats it like?
>>79456155nta but there is a side path similar to stormveil castle
>>79455657>>79455884I... I've called in every single one of my pizza orders this year... about 10... (FAT, OLD, FUCK)I especially like calling in to the chain pizza joint because I can tell if they're too busy to get a great pizza by how many rings it takes.
>>79456155you go around her by getting to the castle the back way with a spirit spring. You can get everywhere apart from the top left and abyssal woods, and the two top areas, without even entering the black keep
>>79455942BASED
I still don't see AI chat summaries
WIFE ON THE TELE
>>79456141>>79456205I believe humans rely too much on technology to interact and we're quickly becoming socially inept, so it's very important to socialize occasionally.This is why I know how to change my tire and oil without taking it to an auto place.
I don't know whether to be mildly annoyed that the ESCAPE THE I SPY SUBWAY game has spawned this many FotM bastard children, or grateful that it's at least a little more engaging than the other kusoge genre of "collect shit off the floor and hide in the closet every 30 seconds"
Being on a crowded train with biboo... Touching biboos butt on a crowded train while she assumes it's just someone bumping into her... Rubbing myself on biboo while she starts to realize it's not an accident...
>no Ina or BibooI'm actually going to bweh
It's gonna be a rough week...
>>79456362hyperchat gets rid of them
>ojisan pretending to fuck with his phone to avoid interacting with some annoying stranger brat wakaru wakaru
Kill him
>>79456976>esl>almost certainly a brown redditortiresome...
>>79456976
>>79456976meh, laughing all the way to the bankAlso biboo isn't sexy
>>79457086You’re next
>>79456976>All the cunny were ranked the least sexyWhy is the fan server so gay
>>79456558>This is why I know how to change my tire and oil without taking it to an auto place.There's youtube for that now
>>79455884I'm not paying extra just for a shitty app to charge me double and placing orders is still more cumbersome than just saying it (unless you want a photo of the menu, which is a big pro for text ordering)
>>79456976What abysmal tastes
>>79457138its fancords, do you need to ask?
>>79456976he's not wrongit's cute and sexy, you can't forget the first half
There's a lost child on the train, someone call the authorities to pick her up.
This outfit is so fucking adorablebut she needs the whiskers
>>79457138Who gives a fuck about some trash discord ranking. Their opinions are worth less than dirt.
>>79456976>>79457138I do wonder how Biboo feels about loli tbdesu
>>79457276Watch streams
>>79457200Don't worry, I'll help her (kidnap her).
>>79457234Bring it back
She needs her emotional support penguin.
Man shes so cute, just now getting to watch her sick streams, my fuckin heart dude>>79457177Damn thats fucking cute
Koseki Bijou's only weaknessSpooky things
KINO!KINO!WE'VE GOT KINO HERE!
>>79457683but I care, Newman...
>OJI-SAN, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?I need that soundpost
>>79457276>Taiga, Lysithea, Io, BA Hina Arisu, genshin grass girl, Bakemono Shinobu, 2hu Flan, rice loli, arguably Ranni if you count the bookstack height buff I might be missing some but even a rockbrain can do 1+1 desu
>>79457667and gravityand making phone callsand...
Is this dude a frenzied flame
I miss squeaky Biboo
Cute biboo screams of terror :)
Quick, how will you defend your scared rock wife!?
>>79457959I will scare her harder.
fromsoft gamer struggling to cross a gap
>>79457959I will bully the fucking shit out of her.
My rock wife can't be this cute
Is she playing it up?
>>79457667*the most mild absolute nothing unspooky shit possibleSomehow she probably has a better track record in games that are more conventionally spooky and aggressive with the monsters than these walking sims meant for even your grandma to be able to play without a heart attack
>>79458039No she's playing Platform 8
>>79457959POW POW BAM, stop scaring my wife!
>>79458076Anticipation scares her far more than the jump scares do. She psyches herself out.
>>79458039I legit don't know.I'd always figured she was just messing around about the spookiness in games, then I watched her play "Don't Scream" with Kaela, and it was...weird. Like, almost Bae levels of freakout mode.
red light green light
>Bijou playing Red Light Green Light in crab game>"HUE HWEH HA HEE HEH HAH HWA HUE HYEH HAH HEE">Bijou playing Red Light Green Light on a train>"Pebbles help I peed myself..."
me sneaking up on Biboo to kidnap her
Why is she scared of herself on the train
>>79414251>gem girl kimono pacifier cutenice
Biboo got a sensitive baby heart.
>>79458355Kidnapping Biboo is impossible. She'd make too much noise.
cute child
>>79458482She's got a sensitive something else too.
lol?
cute clappies
>31 minutes to beat the gameOkay so what now?
now the real game begins
>her tiny hands clappingAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
That's it?
Do you think Biboo would survive playing PT?
ONE AND A HALF HOURS TO TICKET SALES
>>79458714No.
>>79458714Not a chance.
I READ THE SIGNS YOU MOTHERBEEPERS
>>79458684smol, childlike rock hands
>>79458714PT isn't even scary
>>79458714I'd like to see her play a Fatal Frame game.
Bijou fucking froze up...
LOL she moved away from her computer due to how scared she was.
>>79458714absolutely not
>will stand still when something creepy approachesKidnapping biboo gets easier every day.
>Fight or Flight reaction exists>Biboo chooses the hidden third option>AHHHHHHHHH
Hello darkness my old friend
>>79458942>>79458966Made some sense to me honestly, thought she was supposed to stare the weeping angel thing down again
Don't bully my scared wife!!
That "Noooo!" was raw.
>>79458942Casually messatsu the child
>please....please no...This rock child is doing something to me...
bros I want to jumpscare this child
>>79459064That's a fair initial reaction, but after noticing it getting closer every time the lights go out, that should clue you in that it aint gonna work. Gotta take the initiative
>>79458714Honestly hard to call because her powerlevel in horror is as volatile as it is watching her in normal gamesIf I saw someone laughing through some of the horror kusoge collabs/horror-ish games she went through I'd say they could tank most horror games reasonablyIf I saw someone shitting their pants over games like this or the snailbros in CW I'd assume even RE2 would be beyond them
These moments when Biboo jumps into her>Biboo the exploradoravoice are actually so funny
cute scream
The mouse movements always make it funny
That was the best one yet
My rock wife is shitting herself over an empty train
I will never get tired of her getting scared and rapidly spinning around.
biboo screams of horror
what the fuck, that is a child?
>"AAAIIIEE it's me!"
it's incredible how she goes from confident and smug to AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HELP in 1 second
Would
baby rock so cute
I love this rock and I`m so happy she's using this outfit again, it makes her super cute cute cute
>>79458233Don't Scream was especially goofy because she killed herself half a dozen times just making too much noise yapping or whining while turning on her own flashlight, then actual big jumpscares came out swinging like the bathroom guy or the random superman creature and she tanked them pretty normally
She's such a baby at scary games. She should be wearing her binky and baby hat.
wobblyrock
how did she agree to a scary game knowing how bad she is at them anyway
>>79460096People ask for it because they like her silly/cute reactions
THATS MY ROCK
It's really hard for me to believe she is this much of a fraidy cat.
>>79460096It's good content. Same reason FuwaMoco hate horror games but they play them anyway because people love it. Very few Holos actually enjoy horror games but it's a popular genre purely for entertainment.
Love da Biboo
NIHIL NIHIL NIHIL NIHIL NIHIL NIHIL NIHIL NIHIL NIHIL NIHIL
NIHIL
Koseki Mohgjou
NI
I got here super late, what are the rules of this game? See anamoly and run to the next car?
I want to mohglest her so bad
>>79460466well she's gonna miquellest you
EREN YAEGER
I wish I could give biboo unwanted eye contact on the metro
Please don't make her watch AoT...
I'd do the same
OJICHAN GET THE CAMERA
"Make sure you get my good side!">shows her butt
>see ojisan filming her>shows her assI'm in
That Ojiichan? Yeahme
>>79460096claimed to want to build resistance to being jumpscared at some pointalso likely playing it up some, she recovers from spooks almost instantly for how much of a fuss she makes >>79460280
Biboo is the most likely Holo to get mistaken as a child and kidnapped on a train.
ethot Biboo be like:
getto
This brat has the guts to threaten an adult, i need rape correction
>>79461164You need rape correction? stop posting here and keep playing Biboo
>>79461144i did a grindstone thing
>>79461144>>79461268Based. I need to check out shipping first but I want both shirt and hoodie
>Ojisan sees train cunny>Immediately starts recordingTruly the hero we needed>>79460884She gets eagerly recommended stuff like Dragonball or other shounen every time she aggros the riajuu in chat and never actually follows up on the recs, wouldn't worry about it
>>79461144>$75 for a hoodieJesus...
>>79461330im a euro and i only had to pay 15
>>79461379It's the equivalent of a $40 one in 2000.Blame inflation.
Is this it?
The first game was better
>people who hasHoloEN...
Intrusive thoughts. I have those too
biboo...
Biboo just sudoku'd...
Biboo...
>>79461443God I wish I could inflate Bijou
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT A TWIST
>>79461551Not wrong
Her tiny claps
>>79461330It's not bad. Was $6 for me for standard.
Busy Rock
kingstheatre.com/events/hololive/calendarkingstheatre.com/events/hololive/calendarkingstheatre.com/events/hololive/calendarticket site
>>79461680I was thinking of shinkansen 0Guess I am a dope
oh we're done...
Bigboo, my beloved...
what an odd looking pebble...
I wish she would play Silent Hill 1 and 3 so bad
>>79461752>>79461405>>79461330>omocat doesn't ship to Brazil[sad huehues]
>>79461893Based, thanks bro.
>>79461962bocchi the pebble
>>79461893>random place in the queueoh shit, pseudo-lotto
>Biboo least sexy>Kobo second least>Gura third leastFucking retarded normalfags holy SHIT
Sexy biboo...
who the fuck said that
>>79462151That list is just virtue signaling up to the 11
>Biboo least sexy
>faggot discord poll too afraid of a 4 little wordwhat else is new
>>79462164some discord tranny
>>79462164discordniggers
>>79462151That's the same order as my "most sexy" list
>>79462242same lmao
>>79462079i don't know if it'll still put you in a queue after the tickets open tho, i would open both
I wish she didn't give much attention to the retard who sent that and just moved on
>Do I have to show my belly?Biboo, plz...
Kosexy Biboo
CHILD TUMMY EROTIC TuT
I need Biboo Tummy
Die discordfags die
BIBOO TUMMY EROTIC UUUUOOOOOHHHHH
cute vs sexy distinction is always silly, if I want to fuck it, it's sexyuse something more descriptive to say hag or bust size or whatever
She's motivated now. She'll be extra sexy by next valentines day. Discord loser loses.
BIBERT MENTIONED
Bibert…
WAIT ACHAN IS RETIRING????? I DIDN'T HEAR ABOUT THIS
I hope A-chan is happy taking care of her hapa kids with her white husband
>>79462324Have some official biboo belly.
>>79462601I want to lick her chest gem
>>79462571
>>79462584Yeah, mine (I'm trying to make a 2nd Biboo since the first one is so good)
My wife has OCD just like I do
>>79462911good luck
>>79462911I'm going to fuck Biboo and force Biboo 2 to watch.
>>79462016Not enough cute little boys in BR
Based, coffee is the best but the others are good. No need to be divisive about it.
GOBLIN DEEZ beverages
I though pebbles would be better than to spam AI art baka my head rock rock
>>79463434>I though pebbles would be better than to spam AIwhy would you think that?
what the fuck are you talking about? lmao
>>79463502I picture all pebbles as cute little girls
>queso as a beverage
>>79463564Me too...nyeh heh heh...
>>79463673Please don't post pictures of me.
My birthday is in 3 days so I can pretend she was wishing me a happy one too
BLESSSSSS YOUUUUUUU BIIIIIIBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOO
I'm gonna riddle Biboo's holes and tickle her quivering eye.
She's holding me!
Biboo is hugging specifically me
TEN MINUTESI REPEATTEN FUCKING MINUTES TO TICKETSHAVE CREDIT CARDS AT THE READY
>>79463893>>79463883So which one is it?
>>79463564Wrong. They're pet rocks with googly eyes glued on.
>>79463928Me
>>79463975
>>79463928They're fused together like CatDogBau bau nyan nyan
are you ready pebbles, any strats for getting those sweet sweet tickets?
I'm not even going to try, I don't have the money to travel to NYC anyway >>79464071>>79463920
>>79463564
>>79464071I've got queue open on my computer and phone for double chances at a good queue spot.
And people here were whining about ER not winning the vote. We got kino screaming/scared Biboo and now this kino superchat reading. I almost forgot how good her superchat readings are, one of like 2 girls I actually ever stick around for SC readings. Ty poll voters.
I bet she likes Japanese burgers more
>I like the taste of MEATkekseki
>Egg on burgerAmeribros?
>>79464164I'm whining about the lack of Biboo, you dumb faggot
It's kinda funny how /gem/ and /whatevernovellitescallit/ get hornier while they stream while /baubau/ and /ope/ settle down as they stream
>>79464203it's an american thing, yeah
>>79464252biboo makes me horny
>>79464071Be lucky and don't have shit internet? I think it's a pure lottery system. You should get a number in the queue once it opens. If there are tickets left by the time your number comes up, you've won. Just don't leave the queue and don't forever buying tickets.
>>79464203Looks good to me.
The pipe is primed for another pommeling
>>79464252It's only natural when you're in the presence of the gem
>>79464252gem of emotions is making my emotions go haywire
>>79464203Ameribros have egg burger recipes of their own in several states, so...
>>79464203It's delicious as fuck, highly recommend.
>>79464321Is that teriyaki sauce? I would absolutely slaughter that sucker
FIVE MINUTES, MY DICK IS HARD
>>79464203It's actually pretty good, in fact seems like something that americans wouldn't like since part of the appeal is letting the sloppy yolk cover everything else
DO NOT KIDNAP THE BIBOO AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Guys... GUYS SOMEONE GET THE LICENSE ON THAT TRUCK
my favorite burgers are probably hawaiian burgers
im so fuckin nervous bros
Biboo is in my truck right now (I'm taking her where she needs to go)
I miss her already...
>>79464621thanks for dropping her at my place, bro
Biboo is sexy.
TIME TO BWEH. BWEH. Good luck with the concert if you're gonna make the attempt.
>>79464488Too late I already kidnapped the sassy child and we're going to get gelato
ONE MINUTE
Good luck to all the pebbles trying to get a concert ticket. Less than a minute before it opens!
I'm going to buy a ticket but not go.
I'm in line. Here we go.
>10 minutes
>best queue between my phone and computer is 6384>only 3000 ticketsI lost. I'm sorry, bros.
IT'S BIJOUVER
Don't show up to the concert looking like this pebbles... >>79463673
>>79464949Heh. These are rookie numbers.
>>79464948>>79464949>>79465020you failed
time to refund my hotel, haha...goddammit fuck fuck fuck I HATE RNG NIGGER SHIT I'M NEVER FUCKING LUCKY I WANTED TO SEE BIBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>79465114HAHAHA LOOK AT THIS LOSER I lost too and I'm FUMING
2300 ahead of me, i think i made it...
>>79465182You might be the only /gem/poster to make it, bro. Please, kidnap the Biboo for us.
>>79465182Some will be buying more than 1 ticket pebble...
Can I offer you pebbles a nice uwaaaoooo in these trying times?
>>79465258A small comfort, but a comfort nonetheless.
>>79465213>>79465214wish me luck pebbles, i will do everything in my power to make it for the pebbles that cannot
Is this the appropriate time to bweh?
>>79465258uwaaao!!
BWEEEEEHHHHH
>>79465325I am a strong moai. I will not bweh. But for this one, singular time, I will not judge bwehbbles.
>>79465325>>79465382
I'm 4000. I might make it?
>>79465432There are only 3000 singular tickets, and not every queue member will be getting just one. You're fucked. Welcome to the club.
>>79465432I'm so sorry, there's only 3000 tickets
>>79465432I mean, you can wait, but its VERY unlikely.
Rape biboo
bweeao
>it's first-come first-served...>except we randomly select the order in which you comeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I AM LEGITIMATELY SO FUCKING MADGODFUCKINGDAMMIT
i will not be beaten by some gay scalpers
I still think raffle systems are better than being forced to use a script. But it is what it is.
>>79465532but there are 2 days, and there's a chance someone may just get 1 day of tickets! i'm coping...
>>79465638I'll be selling 4 tickets if you're interested.
>>79465718I know you're just shitposting, but I would legitimately buy a scalped ticket. I want to see Biboo live that badly.
how high you reckon scalped tickets might go for?
>>79465675Yeah, for such a popular event I think lotto systems are better since it's fair across the board
>>79465675There are fewer scalpers than there are luckniggers imo
>>79465718Put the tickets in Central Park behind the big pebble next to the open field where everyone plays ultimate Frisbee. You know the one. I'll leave $2k for you. Feel free to wait for me if you don't trust me. You get your money, I get my seats, no one is the wiser.
>>79465675>>79465886scripters* sorry I'm so fucking upset that I can't even think
>>79465863Think of any number in your head, then double it.
>>79465921Deal. I'll see you there pebble.
New bread:>>79465891>>79465891>>79465891
>>794659387?
>>79465675They should have auctioned the damn things. No scalping then.
>>79466009I'm not joking. I'm an ojisan with way too much disposable income. I'm willing to pay $5k for a single ticket.
>>79465863I know people in /baubau/ were saying theyd be willing to pay 1k +
>>79466090I'd pay a grand for a two-day set, genuinely.
>>79466084Trust me, I'll be there.
>>79466169I twust.
One of these pebbles is going to get mugged
>>79466273They both are, because I'm gonna take the tickets AND the cash.
