Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gMember VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gTwitter: https://twitter.com/gawrguraTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoenSongs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songsMerch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merchGawr Gura Birthday Celebration 2024https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gawrgura_bd2024Previous Thread: >>79405609
I love my wife so much!!
Gurass
>>79448028SNIFFFFF
>>79447984thank u!
Does Gura hate it when her food touches?
Sex with a fembud.
>>79448028Based Gurass poster.
Will there be any fembuds watching baseball at the Dodger Stadium on July 5th?
>>79448750I hope not, New York's a shithole
Heart on wave!
>>79448099I'm going to guess that she does and I'm sure she's talked about it before but I cannot remember.
Gura will perform here.
>>79449132ruined
Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.
>>79449256
Damn lonely brat I need to apply marriage and family making correction...
what should i get for dinner chumbabooeys ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyIubrMru0s&t=9890s
>>79449707Get a hot bowl of tonkotsu ramen.
>>79449707shark tail
>>79449707Chumbabooeys like shark milk.
>>79449707a big bowl of cereal with shark milk
>>79449707Skittles and maybe some coffee
>>79449707Mashed potatoes and carrots.
>>79449707Eatza some pizza
Are you a chumbabooey?
>>79450294ye
>>79447965TITSTOOBIG
>>79450294ye, I'm crying, shidding and pissing because my mommy is lonely and I want to saaaaaave herrrrrr...
>>79450294Yes I am and I LOVE MY MOMMY!!!! BUT MY MOMMY IS DOING HOMEWORK TODAY AND CAN'T PLAY WITH ME!!!! WAHHHH!!!!!!
>>79449707borgar
>>79450845
gura should do a bug fighting stream
>>79451715also the cereal tier list for real but make it members content the greys aren't worthy of it
>>79451715and we're the bugs
>>79451786we're too precious. bugs are shit and she wants them to die
A-chan is kill...
anything you want soundposted from last stream?
I am a chumbubba
>Hail Gura, full of Gawr>Yagoo is with thee>Blessed art thou amongst lolis>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus>Stinky Gura, mother of memes>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST>a>men
>>79452122https://youtu.be/eyIubrMru0s?t=10200
>>79452349samen
>>79452122https://youtu.be/eyIubrMru0s?t=9296
Gura cute Gura cute!
Gura ugly Gura ugly!
Gura is a flower and i'm her honeybee, time to get her pollen.
MakeAtlantisGureatAgain
>>79452122https://youtu.be/eyIubrMru0s?t=7503Might want the shut up and do maid part earlier too, but this is more exploitable.
Gura approves of thin shark tail.
>>79451931>bugs are shit and she wants them to dieNo way. Bugs are rad.
>>79452817That's cool as fuck, but it doesn't change that she's making offerings to the mosquito hawk god to kill her mosquito problem for her.
>>79452460>>79452523only the "is that real" and "why are you spinning, stop" parts?
>>79452877https://www.mosquitosquad.com/austin/blog/mosquitoes-facts-more/the-truth-about-mosquito-hawks/>Thankfully mosquito hawks are not mosquitoes, but they don't eat them either.
>>79452968Yeah, thanks.
>>79452593I will water my flower wife!
Baguraette honhonhon
>>79451786Me on the ladder
>>79452460
>>79452523
>>79452721
>>79453710>>79453778>>79453873
>>79453873I like it when she's whiny
I'm cooking wings for dinner chumbies.
>>79454992Nice. I'll probably make borgars are dinner later.
Gura likes the way saplings act when Fauna is away. Chumbuds should act more like them.
Shark Likes
>>79455163Nice.
>>79455163she's kissing me by the way
This shark is so based, I like it when she says the wedgie word, she should say it more!
>>79455378My post btw.
Are we all creepy perverts?
>>79456052Ye.
>>79456052yes
>>79456300christ
I'm not a creepy pervert!
not gonna readI LOVE GURA!!
Gura was watching Ame yesterday. I just wanted to say that. No reason.
I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.
>>79457129What a coincidence. I was too
>>79456018Has she said it recently?
>>79457439... last stream
>>79457467Timestamp?? Must’ve missed it
My wife Gura is the epi tome of cuteness.
>>79457969prechat and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyIubrMru0s&t=2h43m45s
The closer it gets to ticket time the less im sure I actually want to travel to go.
>>79458104Peak ToTSo fucking peak… ToT
>>79458104Where is the wedgie fanart? Shit fucking artists.
>>79445537It was like that with /cc/ too
>>79459753Gura can talk about pee for years and still gets next to no piss art. It's a miracle she has as much feet are as she does.
>>79459943She said she was going to have to pee and then denied us her pee break.Gura is not into denial play, so she is simply not the queen of pee.Get out of here, pissbud.
I'm just going to post this because I think it's funny. I like that there's this massive wall of fire behind her while bringing up needing to pee.
>>79460430me on the left
I ate some vegetables today. From the first bite, I could feel the vitality surging into my body. Eat your veggies Gura.
>>79452594Did he forget to post the picrel or did a meido only delete the image this time
>>79455163Its real.
>>79460620She'll feel something surging into her body when I feed her vegetables. T u T
>>79460913thank you chumbie
>>79459753Your ass is not looking
>>79460995UOHHHH her panties digging into her little cunny and buttcrack T o T
>>79455286this is an extremely sexy trio.
>>79460976I try my best.
>>79460995
I'm happy everyone loves and appreciates my actual wife Gura so much.
>>79461265Post moreeee
>>79461433
>>79447965Chumbabies I wish you luck!https://www.kingstheatre.com/events/hololive/calendar
>>79461392love you too discord
>>79461593
>>79461593God I'm gunna goom if this keeps up.
>>79461774Last one
>>79448096that goo? mine
>>79450849>>79450893Antis
>>79461392Why’d you say that here?
>>79462346That's you!
>>79462346Someone is mad that they aren't mommy's special chumbabooey.
>>79462518Why wouldn't I?
>>79462925I like this image the most
WIFE
Gura reposting art instead of talking about ticket sales. The brat
Good evening my wife
>>79455163>>79460913how?
wwwwwIIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEEE
>>79463022
Gura is annoyed by Ame's stream being fucked up and is reposting art to cope.
>>79463022She knows I'm too anxious to go anywhere IRL for something like that.
>>79462988>post says 36>notification says 39I hate notifications!
>>79463177Was it fucked up again today? I heard she couldn't do it the last time she tried.
>>79463470Im actually several times more worried about the potential travel this year than I was last year
>>79463080Old Tweetdeck. It still loads the Likes Tab sometimes
>>79463542My cute little flute wife...
>>79463570It's funny to imagine management and the girls warning everyone to be careful with their likes because of this.
>>79463177Found this on tenor, on the topic of watson and wedgies
>>79449707Cereal with berries and some pieces of apple all into the same bowl.Please, if you have a soul, use milk.
gura tweeted
https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1806852204822737045https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1806852204822737045https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1806852204822737045
Are you guys ready to buy ticketsI'm so nervous, what if I fail
SHE WANTS ME PERSONALLY TO BE READY TO BUY THE TICKETS THE SECOND THEY GO ON SALE BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME THE MOST
gura me to rep her
>>79463080tweetdeck and also Gura tweets
>>79463022BTFO she's not a brat she's a good girl.
>>79463755thanks gura this somehow slipped by me despite being tagged. doesn't even show up for me
>>79464277She's definitely still a brat
>>79464112Gura is offering free shark juice if you get tickets!
>>79464316She's a little angel who has never done anything wrong.
>>79464316>>79464277She's a naughty brat who's actually a good girl. The best kind.
Good luck buds
>>79464270>>79463570idk what deck I was using I think it was the old one with the old UIbut when musk came in it became xpro and I stopped using it
>>79464763https://github.com/dimdenGD/OldTweetDeck/tree/main
I'm in line
>>79464687I'm not trying, you all can have my luck.
>>79464839I see. thanks
>>79464687With what?>>79464763Don't worry about it. It's Magic and don't some of the time.
it's fucking over buds...
Oh, ok.
its ogre
Im number 200 on both pages, still not sure ill get them
>>79465008>>79465021>>79465047Sorry buds, hopefully the scalpers don't rape you too hard.
it's over.
>>79465008>>79465021>>79465047>>79465106I'm taking a place in line. I don't plan on buying any but I wanted to be a part of this. I will do anything for Gura If I had the money to buy the tickets and still could not go I would buy the tickets anyway but I don't so I'm hanging out with everyone.
>>79465175I don't think I'll go if I need to buy it from a scalper. I'm tight on money and this was stretching it already.
They need to get Holoearth working so I can attend a virtual Gura concert already.
I hope those of you who deserve it and went for it get it, buds.
FuuuuckWell at least I don't have to feel bad about being delayed by clocking in today, I never actually stood a chance
why is she so angy today?
>>79465237So you're buying or not?
>>79465608manager chewed her out for submitting homework late
>>79465608deadlines haet
>>79465608That's not anger. That's horniness. She's still ovulating.
..........>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVivCkVbFiA
Did a single chumbud make it?
>>79465842>ClipKys retard, use timestamp
>>79465688I'm not but I have 5 browsers open in line to support Gura.
>>79465953I'm sure some made it
>>79466008Just because I don't have the money this time. I just want to support her so much and this is my only way.
>>79466008How is that supporting, are you retarded or something?
>>79465953I got tickets to both days. I was like 700 in the queue and almost all the seats were still available when I got in. Cover was wrong about the prices though, each seat was about 10-15 dollars more before the fees. I just spent a retarded amount on tickets alone, but im a sucker for the shark so
>>79465842cunny TuT
>>79466189I'm jelly...
>>79465989.............>https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=1353&v=uIloWxQ3Rpo&feature=youtu.be
>>79466189
>>79466461I'm not clicking an unlabeled timestamp, retard.
Cunny gacha buds ZZZ might hit with the lewds
she's been giving a lot of kisses lately. she loves us
>>79466189Enjoy the show chumbie! We will all be with you in spirit!
>>79465953Are you really asking that? She outnumbers the others 5 to 1 in like every country
how much are scalped tickets usually?
>>79466596..............>Gura, Shion & Laplus Sing YOUTHFUL DAYS’ GRAFFITI - 【GURA'S 3D BDAY SHARK CITY】>https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=1353&v=uIloWxQ3Rpo&feature=youtu.be
>>79467067$300+
>>79467072
Have you all forgotten? Outside of superstars, tickets are drip fed just like CtW last time. You’ll get better seats waiting to
Don't live in NY so I just opted for the spwn tickets.
>>79466122Its the only way I can support her without having any money. It shows how much I love her. I love her 5 times as much as all of you.
Damn I really had a better chance of getting a major board GET back 10 years ago when people still cared about those than one of these tickets.
>>79466342You’re what now
>>79467516If you assume you’re competing with half their members then it’s like 30-40k people minimum.
Shit I didn't think I'd get through that easily now I have to go to New York
>>79467465You could rob a lesser fanbase
>>79467826Good luck. I hear it's a shithole.
>>79467826It's smelly.
>>79468045One of the funniest things I’ve seen is reporters trying to prove a point and then seeing the crime take place
>>79468032I'm not robbing anyone. I don't know what you expect from me. I don't have money like all of you I'm very poor so this is the only way I can support Gura. I wish I was as lucky as all of you guys.
>>79468045NYC is fine. Better than LA, at least.
>>79468213Hey, it’s just a fiery but mostly peaceful protest dude
>>79468045It is, lived there for a few years and it's only nice in specifically the upscale areas. Otherwise it's a disgusting dysfunctional den of ratsListen to this anon >>79468213Not this anon >>79468333Captcha: NPASSN
sharks are older than trees
>>79468729AAAHHHH the passage of time!!
Americans will shit on your country while admitting their own country has nowhere worth living.
>>79468639 (me)In case anyone didn't believe me about the captcha lol too perfect
>>79468985
>>79468976>America is just Jew York and LA lmaoWhich shithole McCountry do you hail from to be this traumatized?
>>79468729gura is older than fauna
>>79468976Well, yeah. The reason our cities are all trash is because that's where all the people from YOUR country go.
>>79469200>The captcha system is a fellow unicornBased
>make meme post>kick off more polpostingI'm sorry.
>>79469343That means she gets to be on top!
No you're not, you love it as much as we do
>>79469703No, I fucking don't. Go the fuck back if you want to discuss that shit.
>we
>she
Alrighty boys looks like I didnt make so I guess Ill just
I just got inBoth days sold outI don't know what else I expected
>>79469794Retard
I hope some chumbies got in.
Check the discord if you want, lots of chumbies did. None of them are people you like to namefag either so don't get pissy with me.
>>79470079How many seats do they have at this venue again? Wonder if any of us at 18k+ realistically have a shot
>>794703283k
>>79470381Nahone
Tickets seem to be officially closed nowAnd I fucking live in the metro area too, damn tease needs correctionYou'd better make damn sure to make the most of those seats, fortunatebuds! Send a uoooooh for us in the thread!
>>79467436I thought about doing the same but decided it's worth it to travel, even if I don't want to go to new york. I don't think she's going anywhere but at this point Im also being realistic about how many chances there will be to go to events like this, so it's worth the money. Im also really really hoping to get fes tickets for next year. I thought about staying home for this one and going all in on fes, but that one is gonna be even harder to get tickets to.
>>79471542theres probably meetups you can still go to since you're in the area
>>79468333>NYC is fine. Better than LAThe only reason I will disagree with you is purely because it's way shittier to drive in NYC than it is to drive in LA. I had no issues at all with being able to drive and park for CtW and AX last year. I'm not even gonna bother renting a car in new york, just gonna risk it with the subways and walking
>>79470126I saw some known chumbies on twitter say they got tickets
>>79471542I'm so sorry bud, if Gura actually came to my town and I didn't manage to get a ticket, I'd feel so fucking awful.
>>79473195I appreciate that bud, I'll be fine. Realistically speaking I knew it would be a longshot anywayLike >>79472415 said at least there are always fan meetups etc.
I can’t believe sharks are objectively the sexiest animal
>>79467072it's not as simple as 4 on chimera, but just start the shark city vid and hit 5 L L
My wife is the goofiest.
if you ever needed proof that the hololive fanservers are fucking retarded then here you go
>>79474819what is this heresy? I actually feel insulted by this.
>>794748193rd least sexiest means she's the sexiest, doesn't it? What ESL garbage is this?
>>79475022Well I'll give you the benefit of the doubt since all the context is not there, but this included every hololive member.
>>79475022If only out of those three, yesIf they mean out of all of Hololive though...
>>79475117Is this a tranny discord? No way they picked 3 cunnies as all 3 last place.
>>79474819Thanks for the catalog thread bro! People are loving it!
When Gura asks if we got tickets on stream, make sure to lie and say yes. There will be 10k+ people saying no, yesbros need backup or they won't be visible
>>79474819I don't care about polls or where this is from. All I know is that my wife will always be the #1 sexiest girl to me.
>>79474819holy shit these people are braindead
>>79475432I don't have to lie though
>>79475432I'm going to say no because it makes me happy when she shows sympathy for this and things like limited selling out immediately.
>>79475455You are the retarded one if you think that isn't true. They're on this board too.
>>79474819>>79475455I never actually use their server for anything and every June I briefly consider leaving it when they put the rainbow shit on their icon.
>>79475945Hi Gura if you read this. I want to fuck you for hours while you play fantasy life in your bed.
>>7946897650 states* some probably triple the size of your shit hole. And even then our worst is up there with some of your best
>>79476421I stay there for the projects and I put it at the very bottom of my discord server list every since I saw that horrendous june icon
>>79476628ever since*
>>79474819>Gura isn’t as sexy as shion, la+, matsuri, ayame, towa, iofi, ollie, anya,
>>79476628at least they changed it to gura's lolikami icon. meanwhile, the yellow one's pisscord still flies gay flag.
Does anyone have soundposts of her cute tummy noises? She always brings up when her tummy makes noises but I almost never pick up anything with my shitty audio situation. I want to hear them and I don't care if she beats me if I hear them all.
Gooba if you’re here sing Hate Me on your next karaoke and Colors of the Wind
>>79469887I think this is pretty funny
>>79477055lol
>>79477016you generally need headphones to hear them at all
>>79476948that's good, Gura's is the only fancord I have in my list
>>79477390from what I've seen over there they can get rowdy sometimes, maybe even more than this threadonly problem like all discord servers is that it's quite cliquey
>>79476421Wait. Are you saying the fan discord changes Gura's icon to pride shit in June? You're kidding, right?
>>79477312I figured. The few times I've heard them in recent memory I was wearing earbuds. I should get some new headphones someday.
I missed the Luigi's Mansion stream, did she mention anything about continuing the Dark Souls run? Had a lot of fun watching that.
>>79477887noshe called luigi's mansion dark souls for kids
I'm gonna blast my goom all over her cereal and maybe she'll cry about it or maybe she'll eat it still
>>79478028why not both
I wish Goomba would sing this in the next karaoke https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l446hUqQ7GY
Is Gura a lonely loli god?
>>79479488yeah I guess she is...
I happened upon a schizo outside of here that has been posting about Gura trying to assassinate him irl.
>>79479789He must believe she's very powerful. I like when people praise my wife.
super pooper scooper tomorrow? do you think she got all her deadline stuff finished today?
>>79480012I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>79479488She often still feels that way. At least she has her family nearby to latch onto when needed.
>>79449707Seafood QucheFisherman's SoupCrispy Lamb Chop with AlmondTuna Steak with TapenadeLemon and Herb Fish
>>79449707Cereal on Pizza, like her suggestion
>>79479789He's telling the truth, he has intel of one of her darkest secrets. There's a bunch of photos of her and her old chat logs from her DS pictochat of her self flirting
I'm glad I got 3 tickets to resell it.
>>79476528I would like to sexually bully this toast muncher T u T
what does clap her mean
>>79481084
>>79474819Troon mod 100% fucked with the results.
>>79481132I think in this case she meant it literally. Clapped her entirely with his big fat meaty hands.
chumbies are all playing AoE now.. gura is too powerful...
>>79477667>You're kidding, right?No I am not. Thankfully it wasn't all of June because they replaced it with Gura's lolikami art.
>>79481478How long before she discovers Age of Mythology?
>>79481579never unless there are memes of it
>>79474819I read this as Gura being both the 3rd least sexiest and the 3rd most sexiest at the same time.
>>79469887
Gura's tummy says more bananas please.
>>79483664Gura wants my big banana.
>>79483664Maybe if you ate healthy food a little more often and not ration it out for too long, your tummy wouldn't be so demanding, stoopid.
>>79484039She can't eat too much or we'll hear her digestion noises...
>>79484154TuT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ar8e6OYdXc&t=5980sgura has an announcement
>>79484154She may never reach the perfect balance with her tummy.
I can’t believe I fucking live in New York and I still couldn’t get a ticket
>>79484330scalp one
>>79484349I really don’t want to get fucked in the ass by scalped prices to go somewhere that’s not even a hour away from where I live
My semen receptacle/baby incubator
>>79484728Try bringing a high vis vest and a clipboard and just walk in.
>>79481520That seems incredibly disrespectful and is most likely against Cover rules about attaching political messages to fan activities.
>>79450845It's mimicking a bra, brother. Even women who are flat as a board appear to have some titty with a bra on.
I don't want A-chan to leave
>>79485304A-chan is kill...
>>79484908I love this aution tape arc so much
am I misremembering things or are more poeple drawing the tape now than drew it when shark'd released
Gura is based.
I don't want to go to bed yet, what should I do with myself?
>>79485304Nobody cares
>>79485971if you were gura you would scroll reels
>>79484728times like this is when you realize how important having connections is
>>79486225goob morning
>>79486225Oyasame
>>79486171nta. I know, but I really don't like people
>>79485614Based on what
>>79486225sleep tight buddy
>>79485998A lot of people care.When one of the founders of something leaves, that thing always changes, usually for the worse.
>>79486269based on deez nuts! HA, GOTTEM!
>>79486171the time you spent building connections could make way more than the few hundred bucks a scalped ticket will cost you
>>79486564>usuallyAlways.
>>79486225sharkdreams
>>79486581Your fate has been sealed
>>79486564Seems performative at best.
>>79474819numbers don't care about your feelings
Are you guys going to the fembud meetup at Breaking Dimensions?
>>79486827Yes, I'll be there showing my bushy pucci to all the gigashrimp that buy tickets.
With today's news, Kaela said there's a lot of things that are changing within the past too weeks and she was so upset that she canceled her stream. Kaela never stops streaming.Suisei also said things are changing, so I think something big is coming, and it doesn't sound like holos are excited about it.I hope if it's bad, it doesn't affect Gura.
>>79486922Maybe they are going to lean way harder into China and mandate bilibili streams.
I have a mission for any autisticbuds hereCan you download the live chat of the recent stream and see which users made the most comments?
>>79486922is that why A-chan is leaving?
>>79486701What do you mean, performative?Look at any media property.Doom, Bungie, Metal Gear, Halo, Final Fantasy, Call of Duty, Pokemon, Berserk, Dragon Ball, etc.When the original founders leave, it almost always becomes worse.
>>79486986
>>79486922I think you've over-reading women being emotional.
>>79487124
>>79487110>DoomWhat's wrong with doom?
>>79486922There was someone a few days ago saying they worked for cover and they are bringing Hololive and stars into one group now because keeping them apart favoring one branch is sexiest and can cause them legal problems. I don't know if it was true but the person said they are going to be forcing streams with stars soon. No I'm not trying to start anything just posting what I was told. Now as for Gura I don't think they will make her stream with any of them because it would upset way to many people but just a heads up its about a 50/50 that is why a lot of them are upset.
>>79487154>>79487209stop that
SEA hours
>>79487136I think when someone who creates something you love and you grow really attached to it, it's normal to feel very upset when they leave. It's like Toriyama dying. We aren't going to ever get any more dragon ball or Dragon Quest. It's kind of the end of an era.It's weird having to explain this to you. I think you're very extremely autistic or you're a complete subhuman sociopath.
>>79487324
>>79487302Leave her alone.
Gura what are you staring at?
>>79487174Well, the new Doom games are pretty okay, but for about 15 years, Doom was complete shit after Romero and Carmack left.
>>79487371Not much.
>>79487391embrace gzdoom, it's powerful enough to be a game engine on its own
>>79487332I don't see how that translates to "something big is coming."
>>79487508Cute shark
>>79487238That's very dumb because no, it's not illegal. Cover doesn't even need to have a male branch. A bunch of other corpos don't. It's kind of embarrassing that you'd even bring that up.Especially in Japan, they don't have shit like anti discrimination laws for stuff like this and anti discrimination laws wouldn't even apply because the product is an all female group and so discrimination is integral to the functioning of the product.That is a clear exception to discrimination laws even within the US. Which is why strip clubs don't have to hire male dancers.
