GRIM
Lapsama my friend
KIARA LOVE
EXIT 8 MENTION
groundpound tech
My Ina!
>stage 2 on the first tryJesus...
>groundpound was working on Rellana
>>79461650Fresh out from Paint
Ame is doing pretty well for that first attempt
Is Bowson the most powerful Elden Lord?
>>79461587Uh does this count, AmeRySbros?
>FRIENDLY REMINDER!!we love Mori herewe love Kiara herewe love Ame herewe love Ina herewe love Gura herewe love Sana herewe love Fauna herewe love IRyS herewe love Mumei herewe love Bae herewe love Kronii herewe love Fuwawa herewe love Mococo herewe love Nerissa herewe love Biboo herewe love Shiori herewe love ERB herewe love Cecilia herewe love Raora herewe love Gigi herewe hate Kiaraschizo/Egguardo/Baeschizo herewe hate Selenfag herewe hate homobegging nijishitters herewe hate all schizos here>Umm, achuwee, we hate-We hate YOU, you falseflagging cocksucking son of a dead drunken fat whore>WeYes we, You can kill yourself and go to hellWe all would be happy if you killed yourself and died right now, nobody would fucking miss you, especially not your whore mother who takes dicks inside and out 24/7We won't fucking miss you when you are gone, we will celebrateif I could hire a hitman on you right now, I wouldI wish you nothing but the worst and most painful death possible and eagerly look forward to the day you die alone and miserableAmen
I don't think phase 2 is goign to allow her to ground pound.
>>79461755cute. worthy of dubs.
hey man
damn could you just ground pound the shit out of rellana
Watch she isn't going to get that close again for the next hour.
SEX WITH KAELA, ANIMALISTIC ROUGH LOVE MAKING WITH KAELA, UNGA BUNGA CAVEMAN SEX WITH WRESTLING MOVES AND BROKEN BONES, HIGH IMPACT COITUS WITH KAELA, STEAMY BABY BATTER INJECTIONS WITH KAELA, FLESH SMACKING VAGINAL INFILTRATION WITH KAELA, SWEATY SEX TIME WITH KAELA, ANAL EXPLORATION WITH KAELA, SLOPPY GLUK GLUK ORAL FUN TIME KAELA, TIDDY SLAP SUCK WITH KAELA, MATING PRESS KAELA, PUMP MY CUM INTO KAELA, FINGERBANGING IN THE FORGE WITH KAELA, CUNNILINGUS WITH KAELA, FULL NELSON WITH KAELA, MISSIONARY POSITION WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION WITH KAELA, I NEED TO PLAY THE BUTT BONGO WITH KAELA, SHOOT MY GOO INSIDE KAELA, TANTRIC HUMAN PRETZEL SEX WITH KAELA, SPIT POLISHING MY BALLS WITH KAELA, SHOVING THE END OF KAELA'S BLACK SMITHING HAMMER INTO HER PUSSY AND HAVE HER STAND OVER ME AND HIP THRUST WHILE TIGHTENING HER VAGINAL MUSCLES AND USING THE HAMMER TO CRUSH MY COCK AND BALLS, I WANT KAELA TO CHAIN ME TO A BED AND POUR HOT WAX ALL OVER MY BODY AND SPIT INTO MY MOUTH, POURING SCENTED OILS ONTO KAELA'S HEAVING BREASTS AND GIVING THEM A SENSUAL RUB, LOCKING LIPS WITH KAELA AND DOING THE TONGUE TANGO, TRANSFORMING INTO A HUMAN CHAIR AND LETTING KAELA STREAM FOR HOURS WHILE SITTING ON MY FACE, BURYING MY FACE INTO HER PITS AND SLATHERING THEM WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A STUPID DOG, WANDERING THE WILDERNESS TO FIND PRECIOUS NATURAL RESOURCES WITH KAELA, MARRYING KAELA AND GOING ON A ROMANTIC HONEYMOON GETAWAY AND IMPREGNATING HER WOMB UNDER THE MOONLIGHT, KNOCKING UP KAELA JUST WEEKS AFTER SHE GAVE BIRTH TO OUR FIRST CHILD AND DOING IT AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL WE HAVE A LEGION OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN, SLAPPING MY TURGID COCK AGAINST KAELA'S CLITORIS UNTIL I BLAST MY CREAM ONTO HER TUMMY, TAKING THE TIME TO COOK A HEARTY 3 COURSE MEAL FOR KAELA AFTER A LONG DAY OF STREAMING, BENDING KAELA OVER HER ANVIL IN THE FORGE AND FUCKING HER RAW UNTIL I PASS OUT FROM HEAT STROKE, RESTING MY HEAD IN KAELA'S LAP UNTIL I DRIFT OFF TO SLEEP, PRONEBONING KAELA ON THE COUCH AND PAINTING THE INSIDE OF HER ANUS WITH MY SEED, BURYING MY NOSE INTO KAELA'S PUBES AND TAKING A WHIFF, DECLARING FATWA UPON KAELA'S ENEMIES AND SLAUGHTERING THEM LIKE ANIMALS, TRAVELING TO ANCIENT GREECE USING TIME DISTORTIONS TO SECURE ADAMANTINE ORE FROM MOUNT OLYMPUS FOR MY BLACKSMITH WIFE KAELA, PERFORMING MID MINECRAFT STREAM CUNNILINGUS ON KAELA'S SWEATY GAMER GASH, MOANING SOFTLY WHILE KAELA'S CALLUSED HANDS BEAT MY MEAT, USING A SET OF ARMOR FORGED BY KAELA AS MY BULWARK FOR WHEN IT COMES TIME TO LIBERATE MY COUNTRY WITH KAELA, PERFORMING STANDARD WEAPON MAINTENANCE ON ANYA WITH KAELA, PLAYING KUSOGE WITH KAELA, CUMMING INSIDE KAELA'S SMITHING GLOVES WHEN SHE ISN'T LOOKING, DOING IT AGAIN WHEN SHE IS LOOKING, SHOVING MY SHLONG BETWEEN KAELA'S THIGHS, PAINTING KAELA'S SKIN A PURE ALABASTER WHITE WITH MY CUM, BENDING KAELA OVER HER ANVIL AND HAMMERING HER ASS WITH MY PENIS, AGRESSIVELY RUBBING THE HEAD OF MY COCK ALONG KAELA'S FOLDS AND SMACKING IT AGAINST HER ENGORGED CLITORIS, SHOOTING MY SELF PRODUCED MAYO DOWN KAELA'S GULLET, SPEWING MY MOUNT VESUVIOUS CUM FLOW INSIDE KAELA'S ORIFICES, SNIPER SHOTTING MY LOAD ACROSS INTERNATIONAL WATERS AND SOVEREIGN BORDERS TO PRECISION IMPREGNATE KAELA'S WOMB, CONNECTING WITH KAELA VIA NEURAL HANDSHAKE IN OUR JAEGAR AND BOXING KAIJU TO PROTECT OUR SEAS, CARRYING A SLEEPING KAELA TO MY BED AND KISSING HER ON HER FOREHEAD, GENTLY PUSHING MY DIAMOND HARD DICK DEEP INTO KAELA'S DEPTHS, CRYING OUT IN ECSTASY WHEN KAELA GORILLA GRIPS MY COCK AND BEATS MY MEAT LIKE IT OWES HER MONEY, USING KAELA'S NECKWARMER AS MY CUM RAG, FONDLING KAELA'S HEAVING BREASTS WHILE HITTING IT FROM BEHIND, PERFOMING DISPLAYS OF PUBLIC OF AFFECTION WITH KAELA THAT MAKES ONLOOKERS UNCOMFORTABLE, PASSIONATE WOMB BUSTING LOVE MAKING WITH KAELA, LEARNING INDONESIAN FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF IMPRESSING KAELA'S PARENTS, TAKING A BLACKSMITHING COURSE SO I CAN WORK ALONGSIDE MY WIFE KAELA, DOMINATING BIJOU WITH KAELA, GIVING KAELA THE PUSSY POUNDING OF A LIFETIME AND HAVING HER LEGLOCK ME WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO SEVER MY SPINE, GLAZING KAELA'S CUMZONE WITH MY GOO, PERFORMING ARCHAIC RITUALS TO SUMMON MULTIPLE KAELA'S INTO OUR REALM TO ACHEIVE THE KAELA SINGULARITY, SHOVING MY COCK UP OLLIE'S ASS WHILE KAELA SITS ON HER FACE, RESEARCHING THE BEST GRINDY AUTISM FEST GAMES FOR KAELA TO ENJOY ON AND OFF STREAM, SLATHERING KAELA'S SOLES WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A DEGENERATE, UPLOADING MY CONCIOUSNESS TO THE CLOUD SO I CAN MATERIALIZE MID KAELA 3D SHOWCASE AND IMPREGNATE HER LIVE, ROCKNAPPING BIJOU AND APPRAISING HER SMALL BODY WITH KAELA, PLAYING SHITTY MOBA GAMES WITH KAELA TO PROVE MY LOVE FOR KAELA, HAVING A 69 HOUR ENDURANCE SEX MARATHON FEATURING SPECIAL SEGMENTS AND GUEST APPEARANCES WITH KAELA, BECOMING AN ELITE GYMNAST AND ACROBATIC SO I CAN HAVE GRAVITY DEFYING MIDAIR SEX WITH KAELA, INFILTRATING THE HIDDEN LEAF VILLAGE TO STEAL THE SHADOW CLONE JUTSU CLONE SO I CAN MAKE CLONES OF MYSELF AND SEX KAELA LIKE IN THIS IMAGE https://files.catbox.moe/vcwn4s.jpeg
Ame's meme build is working way better than I thought in the DLC lmao.
if ame had more skibidi fragements she would have honestly have gotten to her to like less than half health at the rate she was going
>>79461766based
>>79461755https://files.catbox.moe/p3qdfs.pngbigger version of it
>>79461567>do you guys like when ameYeah
>>79461766based, amen
>>79461535I think you guys have an outdated idea of Lamy's image in the hearts and minds of normalfaggy peopleIt's not 2021 anymore
>2nd phase first try Ame is actually better than me...
>2nd phase on the 1st try.Holy shit, also the gremlins might be too short for Rellana.
>>79461787Nice. You did the text too.
>>79461766>ERB
How is Ameway working out for Ame this time?
>>79461712I wish I was Nerissa
i would like to save lamy and provide her a loving supportive relationship
The fucking groundpound man
>>79461836surprisingly well
>>79461766>ERBgood
I just think she's cute.
>>79461836Amezing
>>79461823I still want to fuck El Lamy
>Biboo going to be busy this entire next weekAHHHHHHHHH
are BD tickets resellable? i might not be able to go but i don't wanna miss out now
>>79461830ERB is 4chanliz is reddit
Can she break her guard with the groundpounds?
>>79461846>save lamysave her from what?
Is the stream dying for anyone else?
>>79461870with the right friends, anything is resellable.
YOUTUUUUUUUUBBBEEEE
>>79461869its bijouver...
>>79461895Yeah also massive teapots wtf
>>79461864red woman good
>>79461823I still routinely see EOP fags comment on Lamy being cute and seiso desu. Some holos just get a weirdly inaccurate image and are forever held to it no matter how accurate or not it is.
Will Biboo read this one?
am I going crazy or is ame's frames dying? Is it youtube?
>>79461903yupI think its Ame's PC
>>79461895You can but you'd need to land them in decent succession
>>79461865VERY cute
CUUUUUUURSEEEE YOU NEEEAAAAAAAL
Does anyone remember the name of a cartoon show that looked similar to this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8abJ2f30ig4this artstyle keeps tickling my brain and telling me i've seen a show like this before, but i just can't put my finger on it. It should've aired either in 2000s or 2010s, maybe on Cartoon Network.
>start cover's shopping site/email phishing survey>get to a non-multiple choice question>can't be fucked anymoreAh well.
bowson's ground pound is actually totally twerking on rellana wtf
'melier
bweh
>>794618924chan loves Liz!
>That triple swords dodge because GP made her too short.MY FUCKING SIDES
Little brother Watson opened fornite
>>79461901I'm assuming from her homosexuality and menheraness, and I would also like to save her
>>79461901not being my wife and mother of my children
>>79461785Kneel
I just tuned in to Ame and her frames started droppingYou're welcome Teamates
>>79461993uuuuuuuuuuuu......
How is Ame's internet still shit? Isn't she supposed to be the tech girl?
Just a little reminder
>>79461960>animeesque 3Ddo you have any idea how little that narrows it down
>>79461865The cutest even
bibi?
Ameway could unironically beat this.
>isp hort AGAINso tired of this
Me and my 6 devices are ready to buy tickets
Is it the King's Theater site you get the tickets from when they open them or is it the breaking dimensions siteI've made the terrible mistake of wanting to take action instead of just observing and I just feel in my heart that the one thing i've gotten excited for in the past few years will just slip through my fingers why the HELL did they choose a venue with half the seats compared to last year
>>79461993
ISP HATE
>>79461931cute autistic hag
I swear this shit happens at the same time for her every day.
>>79462026California is failing.
>Ame meme build is working against her
how old was laplus when this show aired?
>>79462030it was set in space, something about a store/restaurant of some kind.
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-en
new fortnite update just dropped
>>79462047She might not be able to get away with it in phase 2. She gets way more aggressive and has much longer combos
TuT
>>79462061King's Theatre site. The BD site just links to it.
KEK BIBOO
>>79461909i don't have any friends that like hololiveplease take this seriously NO YOU GUYS ARE NOT MY FRIENDS JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION CAN I RESELL ONLINE?
>>79461960yeah reboot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X7CFlJK0z4
>>79462026Unless Ame own the fucking American ISPs, her internet will be shit regardless what she done.
YOU TUBE HATE!!
>>79462061It's on Kings Theater's website. You can get an idea of the process if you look at their other events.
>>79461935>gura>least sexiest>not nene for the memeChrist discord sucks
Yo teamates why does Ame always move to a house with Dogshit ISPs?Isn't it like the third time? Isn't she embarrassed?
Gigi love!!
IT'S YOUTUBE ALL ALONG
>>79462061It should be the theater's site. And I'm guessing everything else was either booked or too expensive.
Did they get perms to this song or something? I swear I've heard it every karaoke this week.
>>79462138yeahto meyour friend
There it is, the truth. Biboo is not sexy.
I hate Hoshiyomi so much, it's unreal.
Biboo coping hard
NEAL HATE
Maybe the Ameway of brute forcing everything and never considering an alternate solution isn't the best way to solve a problem.
RATE THE AME
So how come people seem to just accept that Laplus is a giga lesbian anyway?I feel like any other holo member you'd have to fight people on it at least a little, but Lapu just seems to get a yep.
>>79462138>NO YOU GUYS ARE NOT MY FRIENDSSay that again bitch, you ARE my friend
RATE THE STREAM
>>79461960The lighting and frame rate bring code lyoko to mind, maybe?
>stream offlineI really hate Ame's ISP
>>79462193How can you not call this sexy?
>>79462138No your balls will explode if you do
>>79462158she was not meant to be a streamer, she should flip burgers or something
>>79462224HERETIC
BIBELLY UUUUUUOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>79462158Blame her leech ass family this time that made her buy a house and has to move in with them.
>>79462197Don’t worry, Hoshiyumi hate you just as much.
Mococo's sex rating goes through the roof when he jacket is off
>>79462233Nobody gives a shit about Laplus
That sc motivated Biboo to be EVEN SEXIER
>>79462233Well she did bring her girlfriend on stream the one time when people were saying that they heard her boyfriend in the house
https://x.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1806846171773821219https://x.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1806846171773821219
NEAL! VILE NEAL!O FRAMEDROP INCARNATE
>>79462267wait did she actually move in with her family?
>>79461869Can’t they stagger this shit? We had a few days this last week with like a dozen streams, now it looks like we’ll have nothing over the weekend.
>>79462061thishttps://www.kingstheatre.com/events/hololive/Some people are linking this but I dunno if it's legithttps://queue.atgtickets.com/?c=atgtickets&e=hololivekingsons&t=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.kingstheatre.com%2Fevents%2Fhololive%2Fcalendar&cid=en-US&l=ATGBolt%20US%20East%20-%20Kings
If Biboo's casual outfit shows belly she will be unironically one of the most sexy
>>79462233Mostly because no one cares about Laplus, but also because any sexuality debate is always on the hairy edge of doxxshit
Watson Amelia Ch. hololive-ENon second gonna restart something else real quick
>>79462173>>79462234>>79462252FUCK YOU GUYS I'M BUYING 10 TICKETS AND NOT GOING JUST SO YOU DON'T GET TO DIE DIE DIE
I'm gonna go for seats in Row H, no one else go for it please
>>79462224There's no way that could be true
That super will kickstart Biboo's sexy arc ala Luna
>>79462329CURSE YOU NEAAAAAAL
>>79462341Donny use Mumei for your anti posts , faggot.
wait a sec, my fornite has an update
>>79462061https://www.kingstheatre.com/events/hololive/tickets/0C1192DF-829B-4DAF-ADC6-F0DDE87B4916here's a day 1 link for you, anon
>open Ame stream>she starts having issues sorry bros
>>79462253Sister no need to be jealous
>>79462233Because plusmates are all women and cunnyfags. Women like it since it means they have a chance and cunnyfags like since uoh child relationship erotic.
>>79462311I-I am?
Fuicking seriously WHERE are the GOOD streams you fucking COCKLS USCKIKNG IKL:INASDFL:>KN
>>79462267>buy a house with your own money >family moves in anyway after having sold theirs at the bottom of the market god, she's just like me
>>79462341ISP hort and College hort is the same really, Both should fuck off
>One requirement is to have good internet>Holo's keep moving places with shit internetAme love though
>>79462405Ame is boring anyway
>>79462233Well for starters she literally had a girlfriend when she joined Hololive. Like openly. She also brought on her "roommate" friend to shut down schizos bf posting in her chat.
>>79462233probably because she brought her girlfriend on stream before and she has an unhealthy attachment to koyori
>>79462417All Saplings are.
>>79462417I-sorry I meant "You" but not really "You", OK? Just the other "You"s here.
I'VE GOT LIKE 5 TABS UP ACROSS 3 DEVICES TO GET A FUCKING TICKET
SHIBOOBROS?!
>>79462404Got day 2?
>biboo's favorite nickname is from shioriThey are!
>>79462193
>>79462404How do you know that is Day 1?
>>79462341Dont use moom for your shit post you filthy brown
Righteous anonymous. An attack with her rear end? Do you truly wish to see your master humiliated in such ways? I would never subject the esteemed MohgRyS to such torment. Rellana is the second most difficult fight in all of Elden Ring, to the point where professional discussion crucibles such as /v/ has declared it as "bad game design" and "unbeatable without summons" - you wish to send off a woman you love into such a painful place?Ah, it matters not. The poor girl's network took mercy on her, since you all would not stand to reason.
>>79462332Yes, where have you been? We've been talking about this for ages.
Reminder that everyone who didn't reply to A-chan hates hololive
Watson Amelia Ch. hololive-ENone min BRB
>>79462418>Mythslop>Adventslop>JusticeslopAnother sloppy day
A-CHAN MENTION
>>79462485copied it from the calendar when the presale code went live
>>79462344
>>79462341Your oshi (the black man who has sex with your mother) should graduate (from his night classes) so he can have more sex with your mother
https://youtube.com/shorts/xAWllfKwiJM?si=qiFD6XLkIwJ7iR-7
>>79462473same url just change the guid 5D24D27E-B316-4C83-8F33-95018B35A9CA
>Biboo is SC reading>Ame is DCedWell hope you enjoyed your holoEN streams for the night folks.
>>79462382Buy 20 friend
>>79462417
>>79462525Gura...
>>79462545Sorry Mori but Waller did it better
>>79462382FUCK YOU
>Go away for a moment>Return>Ame stream died Seriously?
>Gura moves in with family>stops streaming>Ame moves in with family>stops streamingperhaps just kill all familys?
>>79462525Every last holomem owes their current job to her. Without A-Chan hololive would not exist.
a-chan....
>>79462529>horror slop>ameslop>japslop>homoslopWhers bibbo souls? wheres epic for the win fauna le dark souls le hard gamez0rs?
Biboo is such a nice, genuine girl. I love this gem child so damn much.
>>79462558How is it fucking possible there are NINETEEN GIRLS in HoloEN and there are still dead hours
>>79462241>>79462142nah, that ain't it >>79462102 but thanks for answering anyway
>>79462494FUCK YOU GIDEON 2.0
anyone buy the omocat advent merch yet?what didya' get?
>>79462550The hacker known as 4chan strikes again...
>>79462560Why are anons so mean? :(
Biboo hugged A-chan before she got pregnant
>>79462332Yes, that's why streams has been so rare because she has to setup the new place + soundproofing because fucking brother Watson too busy play fortnite. But her leech ass mother is the most annoying one, since she only came back to Ame's life to beg for money. Teammates were already doomposting months ago when she announced this.
>>79462382flip them and make 5x what you spent on them to some rich hoshiyomi
>>79462597I thought it was the other way around with Gura
>>79462267>Le she was forcedshe bought the house herself.she let them move with her. She, they didnt suddenly spawn inside her house.Stop triying to paint Ame as some kind of benevolent saint when she's a stupid fuck
>>79462629Stop talking to me about vtubers
>>79462597gura didnt move with her family
>>79462138Supposedly it's ATG that handles the tickets.It seems a bit iffy. It says you can resell the tickets if the show allows it, but I'm not sure if they do:https://help.atgtickets.com/hc/en-gb/articles/12951853872402-Can-I-resell-my-tickets
>>79462558How come we get a shit ton of streams during the week then nothing once the weekend hits?
>>79462558more time to catch up on dawntrail
so considerate of ame to let us concentrate on ticket scalping
>>79462494kek
>>79462529I'd fuck your mom but I don't really want flareposter's sloppy seconds.
>>79461650Somebody post that Biboo soundpost where it sounds like shes busting the fattest nut ever and becoming retarded
AME BACK
>>79462636Too girly for me
>>79462647Are people seriously sitll accepting Ame's excuses for not streamingWomen seriously make the IQ of men drop 20 points
>>79462703?
About when do they start doing the raffles for holofes tickets?
where are the fucking streams
BIBOO'S GONNA BE IN THE COUNCERTGO BUY THE TICKETS
>>79462338>you will be assigned a random place in the queue (alongside everyone else who also has logged on here in advance of booking opening).Uh, so is it better to pre-queue or queue once it's up? What's the math on this
>>79462138What the fuck man
>>79462703Someone should immediately soundpost biboo brainrot instead.
>>79462233Have you ever watched a single Laplus stream?
>stream still choppyfucking hell
Ame was fighting Renella while her stream was down??
less than 30 minutes
Less than 30 minutes to go. Fire up your bots and browsers and may the best faggots win
>>79462749
>>79462722makes sense, they're designed by women after all
>>79462725retard
>>79462725>Your oshi is lying, bros.
>>79462494It genuinely is funny how much Rellana made /v/ sperg the fuck outI think I've realized that any ER fight where you're supposed to roll AWAY from the boss is "Bad game design"
>>79462504haven't been able to keep up...damn that's unfortunate
>>79462761She's so unfunny and stupid. How can anyone like her? She's just annoying and a brat
>>79462629Even jp has dead hours since most don’t stream in the morning. The issue is why do we have dead hours during NA prime time on a Friday night.
Biboo will probably take about 5 tries, but she will do it. Of the rest, who will be filtered?
>>79462757you should have queued up 8 hours ago bro if youre just queuing up now its already over
OMOCAT MENTION
>>464001 You can track Ame having internet problems since early 2021 as soon aboveThe only time in her career she didn't have ISP problems was when she was in a house full of termites for 6 months2021, 2022, 2023, 2024, she's a hololive streamer that buys or rents house after house near shitty ISP monopoliesJust how can you endure something like this? Any other holo that has internet problem fixes them in 1 month tops.
>>79462757Pre-queue but do it on as many devices as you can
AME IS MULTI-ISP DRIFTING
>>79462761Based
Damn, Ame actually put some thought into her ISP issue.
she needs 2 isps and a router with failover
>all these people bitching about no streams when all week long people have been bitching about too many nonstop streams and no time to catch up on VODs for the girls they didnt watch during overlapsGO WATCH THE VODS NOW RETARDS
>>79462673This thumbnail is fucking with my head. It's like someone is wearing a happy ririka mask and her necklace is a crying frown and her inner pink hair is the real hair.
i can't even hear her excuses because she keeps lagging
>>79462793I didn't say she was lying
>Ame actually bought combined ISPs idea.Schizo btfo.
>>79462757You're at the front of the line if the pre-queue thing actually worksMight not save you, but better than being the sorry bastards f5ing at 9 PM
toilet time
>>79462749the girls are doing you a KINDNESSif you were too engrossed in your Oshi's stream, you'd forget that tickets drop in 25 minutes
>>79462703
>>79462842She thought about all the stuff everyone was saying she should have done, except she just waited to see if it would be necessary or not.
>>79462813ame's fault. there are so many fucking streamer houses in LA and they have no issues
I keep chewing on Ame's internet cables btw. And her pubic hair.
What is this expression trying to convey?
>>79462757Pre-queue on whatever browsers and devices you have on hand and pray And probably have the theater page open on the off chance the anons posting the queue link fucked up and it's no good.
>>79462666thank you for actually answering my questionbest of luck with the tickets!>>79462651i AM a hoshiyomi you stupid imbecile. i just used EN pics to lure you guys into giving me the deets. I'M BUYING 300 TICKETS SUCK MY YOMI DICK MUAHAHAHAHAHA
>Satellite internetOh god no. Please. I used to have that shit with 128MB per 8 hour limits and 2600ms ping to Everquest
>Biboo has pixel OCD>I have pixel OCDWE ARE
>>79462856>Your oshi actually can stream, bros, she's just lying.>I'm not saying she's lying btw.
>>79462903Epic le adam sandelerz XD epic le wigger rape im le sneaky neaky nigger wigger! hit them with the poggers in my soggers!
:3
Wanna know the best part teamates?She's locked into this home for many many years, possibly forever, because Ame will NEVER say "no" to her shitty family. This is Ame for the rest of her Hololive career.
I think they nerfed Ame's boobs on her Kimono outfit.
>>79462845>VoDslop
>>79462751I hope they let her sing the brainrot song.........
Ame is the kind of girl to get frustrated because of issues and that would decide to not stream for weeks because of it
SHE HATES GURA AND BIBOO:3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3 :3
Ame hates this :3
Goober tweet
i'm still fapping at work, what is Ame saying? if it's internet issues again she should wire up her internet to a more powerful router, that solves 90% of issues
>>79462813The one time Biboo had internet problems in west coast, the next week she had a double ISP setup with fallback connection and never had a single problem again
>>79462886>>79462922
What's with our neighbors associating A-chan's resignation to DOOM?
>>79462950oh my :3
Party time
SHE DID IT
>>79462845I'm mad because I keep losing to the final boss of the DLC right now.
>>79462922aw yeh
>>79462809..............cool
>>79462494ANSBACH YOU...!I can't hate you, you're too awesome.
You can't tell me Biboo isn't a little autistic, spending this time trying to make these images picture perfect
>>79462902
>>79462941I'm sure all the things she complains about are real, but she's just using them as an excuse not to stream when she could if she really wanted to (apart from the ISP issues)She's been out for like a year
>>79462980I doubt that Ame cheaped out on her router, her download speed is still fine after all.
>>79463010Greatshield + Bleed weapon. Fuck that boss.
Biboo has two tiny chopsticks for hands her claps are so adorably tiny.
>:3
>>79462951Good that means she will stream until she dies of old age because her family needs her income.
>>79462970She had to cancel an entire stream the other day because of ISP issues and started early the next day to make up for it?
why is ame unable to have stable internet?
wait what the fuck? can biboo show that on stream? doesn't she need perms first?
>>79462977that's a goober retweet you dummy
Biboo is too darn cute.
>>79463068americans
>>79462949Huh?
>>79463010Stop looking at me like that
What's the point of a ticket website with a randomly ordered queue, anyway? It's just a ticket lottery except much more inconvenient and stupid
>>79462989Biboo is competentAme is a fuck up
>>79463047I refuse. I'm going to rolltard through it like an autist. I've gotten him so close I would have won if I didnt go for a greedsip
oof
>Gooba awakeRetweeting art
>>79462996Because without A-chan girls like that Sora and Fubuki are more likely to leave
>>79462954Where owlslop?
>>79462845I unironically hate VODs, it feels like a cheap way to catch up on what you missed out on.Plus you don't get to livepost in this thread about it
>>79462951Yes, and I'm sad.
what i got
>>79463091that was already debunked>* Venue tickets are not drawn by lottery unlike with many Japanese concerts, and will be on a first-come, first-served basis.
>>79463041>Your oshi says she can't stream.>Your oshi is lying bros, trust me instead.
>>79463068California
I just beat commander gaius and my arm went numb. Is this what getting old is like?
[serious] I'm depressed. Which vtuber can take my mind off of things while she's live so I can enjoy something in this shitty world?
>>79462922>>79462886this is how i imagine all those futas that cum like a geyser sound like
>>79462809...cool
Wanna know a secret:FAUNA IS MIQUELLA
>>79463051If you can call this a "stream," yes.
>>79462949
>>79463102she fell hard
>>79462805Things like this would not be an issue if the character could actually move fast.
>>79463122You have no social skills
>millionaire streamer>can't figure out dual ISPgraduate her already
>>79462809she made omori
>>79463051Is Ame not rich for life?
>>79463119But it says people who are waiting on the page will be put into the queue in a random order, meaning a lottery determines who is first
>>79463147horse
>>79463051>stream
biboo feet status?
>>79463091It's a ticket lottery that doesn't require you to collect a bunch contact info from people and get back to them later and instead just deals with it all immediately
>>79463105She really is in Japan
>>79463116Do you guys actually wear some of this clothing that looks like it's for girls
>>79463068she refuses to escape from the shithole where she lives
>>79462980>i'm still fapping at workuhh is that allowed?
>>79463124ur Commander gayass
>>79463114Good news, your oshi is live. You're reading text from your oshi right now.
>>79463105Anyone get the likes?
>>79463185Still not in my mouth, unfortunately
>>79463172You have nothing but rrats.
>>79463220Its encouraged even
Imagine not being able to do your job because your brother is caping noobs in Fortnite and your mother is watching korean movies in NetflixAnd also because your ISP sucks major ass
My autism is winning, I don't know if I can actually take wandering around NYC on my own with no car.
>>79463124the exhilaration of victory caused you to have a stroke
>>79463114stop being autistic
>>79463176Not when you have to pay for the living for three extra people until who fucking knows when.
>>79463176ame's lifetime income so far can't afford to pay off a shitty house in LA
>>79463220Yes, everyone should be paid to masturbate.
>>79463173>millionaire streamerKEK Ame is allergic to money
>>79462813Its all so tiresome...
>>79463246>rratsShe hasn't fucking streamed regularly for a year
>>79463124This was cancer until I found out about the deflect tear.
>>79463278doesnt nyc have train
>>79463124The guy from Final Fantasy?
>>79463141I can see that.
Ame!
>>79463206i think some of the hoodies are a bit much so i normally only go for t-shirts
>>79463228she probably liked more while retweeting that but here's before I think
>>79463277The number 1 reason is the ISP dogging it up
>>79462494The Lands Between must be in dire straits indeed if this is what passes for a Lord nowadays. All the more reason why Kindly Miquella must asecnd and take his place in godhood. For that, those unworthy to follow in his footsteps like this "Bowson" must be culled.
>>79463278negro use the train
I'm so glad Lapsama is still singing.
Biboo that's too many fucking drinks. There's no way you drink all those at once
is kronii streaming today
Biboo the diplomat.
>>79463278I have a car but I'm not sure if I want to walk a mile in NYC to get to the theater
>>79462845I don't watch vods, that's for retards
this song is awesome
>>79463278>new york>cars
Biboo sick = stream anywayFauna tummy hurt = cancel stream
Is she being throttled or something?
what was she saying?? She mentioned speedify and maybe getting starlink, I couldn't understand a single shit
>>79463320I love blonde Fauna
>>79463320>fauna but realjesas
>>79463309And she told you why, even when she was just being lazy she said that.
Ame...
ISPs throttling internet should be illegal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUe8ceAZMXs
>>79463286Why not just move somewhere else, their job doesn't require living in any particular physical location
You can always rely on Ame to be unreliable
>>79463127gura......
>>79463320no that's Ema
>>79463176>paying off medical debt of THREE DIFFERENT AMERICANS, two of which probably were deep in the hole of drug abuse and A HOUSE IN CALIFORNIAAme probably has the lowest amount in the bank in holoEN outside of justice. She definitely didn't outright buy the house.
GREAT STREAMER YOU GOT THERE
>>79463047I just wanna use my funny str faith build but he resists my holy damage...
>>79463348GO FUCK YOURSELF LEDA!
Advent Love
>>79463114blud has the thread for an oshi
>>79463393>Biboo sick"sick"
>>79462949r u ogey
>>79463393biboo stream = biboo streamfauna cancel stream = fauna cancel stream
>>79463320ema SEX
>>79463342Thanks
>>79463123Multiple holos live in west coast and don't have this problem
The real secret is that Gura was in Japan the whole time, and likely with her bonebro.
>>79463384White women do it everyday. are you more frail than a white woman?
WE BA-,RATE THE STREAM
Should Ame just graduate at this point?
Ame should just move to Japan so she can get away from her shitty internet, shitty american bread and her shitty family.
>>79463127[Serious answer]FuwamocoRaoraFauna
… they really let anyone try and hate on Watson these days, huh Cole?
Sounds like Ame needs to get a business line not a residential one. It's much more expensive, but they have to guarantee uptime.
jajajaja
>>79463467Did you not hear her throat being fucked up for the last week?
>>79462813>Any other holo that has internet problem fixes them in 1 month tops.Mumei...
>>79463483>West Coast is one state
>>79463127fubuki
>>79463484We heard her cat on stream so this is wrong
>>79463431she can't just uproot her life and stop seeing her aunt/mother/brotheralso she's super addicted to ktown's tteokbokki
>>79463278Nigga you got no legs?
Her singing voice is so cute.
>>79463409She's been lazy the entire time
qrd?>>79461631
>>79463530>American ISP.>Guarantee
>>79463114>it feels like a cheap way to catch up on what you missed out onWhat the FUCK does this even mean? What is a "non-cheap" way? Fucking retard
>>79463460best hires since pandemic
My poor bald gemwife...
>>79463530She has been on business internternet ever since she first moved house, it has rarely worked out for her.
>>79463422How fucking old are these streams they keep pulling from
>>79463385If the content isn’t worth consuming as a vod then the lives aren’t worth it either. You’re just watching out of fomo
>>79463442imagine ruining your family forever financially and then shamelessly living off of your daughter's money who miraculously escaped the generational poverty i'd fucking slit my throat instead of living with that shame
>>79463574Why does this matter so much to you?
>>79463530I think she used to have a business line and still had issues. Sometimes issues with upload speed are just because of high levels of usage and shitty infrastructure. 9PM on Friday seems like a lot of people would be using the internet.
>>79463578t looks like a thread about epic of the win gigi
Are the tickets just going to be available on the venue site as soon as it's 6?
>>79463309>yearMaking shit up now
>>79463578Justchodes trying to astroturf a runt
>>79463578>p-please come revive my catalog shitpost threadslit your throat
>>79463530They don't offer ones with real guarantees to residential addresses. The infrastructure is too shit to pull them off.
500 hours in the base game and the only music in ER i remember is the main menu theme (good)radagon theme (which is just the main menu theme)shitty limgrave shrill ambience (shit)first 5 seconds of stormveil castle (good because it tricks my brain into thinking the halo 3 main menu song is playing)and that woomp didgeridoo song that plays in combat with the stupid spirit archer guys in the underground (annoying)
>>79463105+1 rt
>>79463484no one cares about bonebros in 2024
extra raspy...
>>79463578>qrd?anon is advertising his dying thread
>>79463547Yes anon, multiple streamers live in LA and don't have this problem if you want to be more specificstop trying to defend her after 4 FUCKING YEARS HAVING THE SAME FUCKING PROBLEMIts beyond ridiculous
>watching the collab>https://youtu.be/lWhR8sk-0xo?t=543This moment fucking sent me. I'm dead.
>>79463614live is fun because you can react and shitpost
15 minutes everyone
>>79463530A guarantee doesn't mean your internet actually stays up, it means they have to give you your money back if it doesn't, and they're still going to just do that if getting a tech out faster would cost them more
I'm not a regular, I only dabble in watson for the ocassional RPG in a dead slot, but it's been years where somehow I've seen like 10 of her streams die cause of internet hort while not being a regular viewer.Is her state just fucked internet wise? It doesn't seem to be a problem for the others to this extent
>>79463574Is that why she's calling her ISP right now?>inb4 she's lying, bro.
>>79463442Her boobs aren't that big
>>79463145odds on this ruffian getting a ticket?
>>79463320I want to pork blonde fauna.
make sure to go use the restroom and get something to drink the longest 5 minutes of the year are about to happen in 15 mins
https://x.com/moricalliope/status/1806851076005695682
>>79463477no, this is the anime girl
>>79463614I'm no vod cuck
less than 15 minutes left
>>79463123*America
So I'm looking at the omo stuff and I see advent doesn't have any pins. Is this all they're getting or there a chance for pins to come in the future? how did it work with myth and promise?
>all these people who think gura was in japan because of when she's waking up and tweeting>don't realize her sleep schedule is just completely and utterly fucked because she doesn't go outside and get daylight
>>79462845Having a shit ton of streams during the week then a barren weekend is dumb as fuck.
>>79463393She's 72, please understand
shiori's omocat tee is the only one that's good (not bad)
>>79463278Use trains or taxi
>>79463679The anticipation is welling up. I didn't even try to get CTW tickets because I was travelling last year and didn't want to pay $250 for a seat and round trip plane tickets. Now that I'm already going to be in NYC, the need to get the BD tickets is building...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E0x_Kwn2XA>Eww a manIs Gigi Unicorn friendly?
>>79463540Yes, that was last week.
*takes up residence in your oshi's butthole*
>>79463665She should rent an office then. Not uncommon for streamers to do that.
WE BACK
>test? helloooo?
>>794637050 without a bot
BIBOO'S HOLES GETTING RIDDLED
>>79463666Mohg's theme is good
>>79463674>West Coast is one stateYou don't understand what I'm saying
Fuck...
oh? seems stable now.
I watch this one streamer dude that had EVEN MORE issues with his internet than Ame, and he even called them up live on stream so people could see how fucking useless they were. After a billion fucking calls and techs coming over as well as a bunch of cancelled streams, he had to look up an entirely different company and had fiber installed specifically to his house only which is what ultimately fixed the entire issue. He had to pay a shitton of money for it but he literally had no other choice. ISP issues are fucking surreal.
I'm getting really anxious about these tickets.
CURSE YOU BAAAAYLEEEE
>>79463666I like radahns theme
>>79463759I thought the tee was bad but I liked the sweater/hoodie
>>79463716The better Ame...
WE ARE BACK for now
>teamates waited months for ame "fly to japan">teamates waited months for ame to "move">teamates waited motnths for ame to "build an office">After all that waiting she's back to an even worse streaming setup than what she had in the past>AND THERE'S NO END IN SIGHT SINCE SHE'S LOCKED INTO THIS HOMEI actually think gators are the most whipped and pathetic fanbase in all of HoloEN. Genuinely.
>>79463771Gigi only likes men if they're kissing each other
>nigger ISP was throttling her
>>79463795Sora's belly button is erotic
12 minutes to go bros
>>79463748Why would Gura be in Japan when she was at home streaming 24 hours ago?
>>79463771yes, she's a lesbo (only likes men when they fuck each other)
>>79463793He's from Brazil, they don't teach them about the US there
>>794637050.1% because I will be a lucky lucky boy because of the many good things I have done and karma will reward me first.
>>79463713GO WHITE GIRL GO
i don't trust this queue it site
>>79463705They are going to stick him in the same spot in line unless he has separate connections for every device.
>>79463800If this ever happened to me I might've killed myself in front of them.
>call ISP>fixed immediatelyfucking throttling whores
>>79463732those pins were for holomeet not the gen set
>>79463666Mohg and goskin themes are kino
>>79463772Yes and she streamed while sick, what point are you trying to even make?
https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1806852204822737045https://x.com/gawrgura/status/1806852204822737045
Miyazaki patched Rellana so she will be better against Bowson now.
>>79463818everybody's sweater/hoodies are pretty good but most of the tees suck imo
>>79463705>human vs botssorry wuffian...
>>79463875if you're cautious just have the theater page ready to refreshthe queue shouldn't you having it as the main tab
>>79463800Yeah, depending on the exact spot you live there might just literally not be options other than moving or something extreme like that, it's great
>>79463858festival sex
>>79463871Me too!
>>79463732omo merch aren't made on demands. so ask that to yagood why there's no pins or badge yet.
>>79463918No he didnt
>>79463828Chumbuds hold forever that spot ever since Gura popularized the >break>appear. sell them something>break>appear. sell them something. say you are gonna communicate>break
>>79463917NO GURA DON'T TELL PEOPLE, THAT JUST MAKES IT HARDER FOR ME
>>79463705>all that for 0.1%It's over for him. Just write a bot.
Ame is trading a bit too much health for these groundpounds
>>79463674It's not the same problem and her internet used to be fine for a while so I don't know why you're sperging out about someone you don't watch
>>79463918Did they patch her specifically or just the fragments?Cuz if they patched her thats pretty lame
>>79463917GURA NOOO STOP DONT REMIND PEOPLE
>>79463793I watch these several streamer dudes, all west coast, and they have no problems with their internet because they're men with a job that requires it.
>call ISP>the internet it's fixed out of nowherehmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>79463828Why are you watching Ame?
ISP throttling should be punishable by death.
Biboo SO CLOSE to saying Raora's name.
>>79463934ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN WHAT A FAT ASS BITCH
close...
>>79463952Ya good?
>>79463912That she wasn't really sick.
RAW AURA
CMON FRONT ORCHESTRA
waowa
>>79463800No no no, Ame is just lying see? He just doesn't want to stream (for 15 minutes), & after that she she's back.
>>79463999You mean Panty?
10 MINUTES
t-10
>>79463880Idk if there's an actual queue on this site
Did Ame see the big fucking moon meme attack yet?
>>79463917>still no A-chan mesaage
Biboo going to call raora "momma"
>>79463957chumbies prefer the silence over a straight up lie/excuse
>>79463930beebs T is good tho.
>>79463828>I actually think gators are the most whipped and pathetic fanbase in all of HoloEN. Genuinely.chumpedos exist
which POV should i watch for the Justice collab?
>>79463989This is your fault
>>79463934sex
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAISP HATE
>>79463989>pay them extra money specifically to send more beep boops over copper wire >company throttles you when you use that capacity
Why is ISP throttling allowed?
>>79464052No
>>79463952I see, well was thinking about waiting a bit longer but guess not. thanks
>>79464058>Straight up lie>Movie May
>>79464058movie may...
Biboo confirms that she recovers from illness faster by streaming
Why can't Ame fix her shit? No excuses.>US is like thatNot a constant problem for the rest of NA holos>California Multiple California streamers have no issues
damn bros we lost a real one today...shoutout to one of the OGs
>>79462629Mori is streaming tonight.
>>79462725are we pretending women aren't retarded and extremely incompetent?
why is ame cheaping out on internet?
>>79464014Nice soundpost.
can't Ame just pay more and fix her ISP issues?
>>79463957>>79464068Gura actually outstreams Ame now, sad as that may be.
>>79464194Gura...
>>79463984NIGGER, CALIFORNIA ISNT THE ONLY STATE ON THE WEST COASTYou have Oregon and Washington too....and apparently Alaska and Hawaii what...?
the bullshit on rellana is that she can fucking dark souls 1 dead-angle your shield and hit you through it with a normal attack because she spins around like a retard
>>79464167>paying for three separate ISPs>cheaping out
>>79464067good at being cringe and bad
>Window decides to update without askingwhat do?
>>79464155a-anon? that's a hologra short...
>>79464194they hate each other
Biboo FUCKING HATES TOMATOS
>>79464194gura you're being a fucking bitch right now
>>79464151and multiple California streamers do have issues, what's your point?
>>79464058>prefer the silenceno they fucking dont, the worst time to be in this thread aside from egguardo's samefagging is a month after gura leaves because they spam NOOO I MISS HER SHE'S GONNA BE BACK WHEN IS SNOT AAAAAAH
>>79464215hawaii is not on the west coast retard
>>79464155*Mori from the past is streaming
>>79464194oh come on Gura that was uncalled for
>>79464228No, just good as in it's good
>>79464229Fucking install LTSC. Or Windows SERVER.
6 MINUTES
>>79464229Go back in time and permanently disable Windows update like you should have
>>79463759jailbird one is pretty niceit's subtle
>>79464147Her tiny body was MOLDED for this job
Fuck I'm so nervous about getting tickets for both days my heart rate is 115 rn
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHI WANT TO GET A TICKETAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>79464226>paying for three separate ISPsshe would've switched to a backup if that were the case.
>>79464194>>79464242>>79464236
I love arts of Holos holding their fanbase. Yeah, Gigi is holding me and loving me.
*casts a spell that makes Shiori's underboob sweaty*
I think Ame needs more flasks
>>79464228Looks like a bunch of penises
>>79464151anon, she cant stream when her entire family is using the internet to watch netflix, download porn and play fortnite all at the same time
It's over.
>>79464322aww fuck yeah that's the good shit
>>79464305I have no hope for getting tickets for 2 days. I just hope I can easily buy scalped tickets.
you guys are just joking about the bots/scripts right?
FIVE MINUTES
>>79464319i saw a femate at CTW. i hope to see her again
GLHF everyone
Both days are supposed to be different, right?
Are that many anons really going to new york? I don't believe it
>Max queue length has been reachedWTF LET ME IN
>>79464379no nigga we're running thousands of instances at this very moment
Ciao Bella!
>>79464379They're as much of a joke as the hoshiyomis are
>>79464379no...?
>>79464379I have over 100 VMs running. It's over for you.
less than 5 minutesgood luck
If I dont get a ticket for BD, will someone buy my AX and world tour tickets off of me?
shes so good
Isn't this just Fume Knight?
>>79464379haha... yeah... funny jork.. laugh...
Gura cute Gura cute!
5 FUCKING MINUTES
>>79463318>"Anon's arm...>This was not my intention..."
>>79464194>Gura is sad that Ame isn't streaming moreI understand.
>>79464379There will definitely be scalpers trying to pull shit. Pray the lottery gods shine on you.
>>79464361She should have grown a spine years ago and tell them to fuck off
>>79464379Hoshiyomis already have an army of bots to buy the tickets
>>79463980Just the fragments
>>79464379yes.$140 is too fucking cheap. i know i can resell them for $500 a pop easy.never seen such easy money in my life.
>>79464454no this is that one dark souls 3 boss
I might have to do resale, do I just check stubhub later?
BIBOO NO, NOT THE TRUCK
Rock candy raid incomingI can feel it in my bones
WAAAAA 3 minutes and I still haven't decided if I wanna buy or not
>>79464379lollmao
>>79464054Gura is based and doesn't engage in that twitter nonsense.
I channeling all my ki into my credit card
why the fuck would they only sell individual days if both days are going to be differentwhere's the two-day sale option am I retarded
See you losers later, I'm about to win tickets
>>79464470>5 minutes>3:38 soundclip
You will get a ticket only if you bought an acrylic stando in the this week.
I'm going to IMPLODE from nerves
>>79464451Mori is going to be doing a small performance at AX for the suicide squad thing so you might still want to go.
is laplus not trying to get tickets?
>>79464509same desu
>good luck with the ticketsyeah.....
>>79464454Fume Knight but good
>>79464379I'm gonna kill a Hoshiyomi in NYC
>>79464444kino
>>79464497>$140 is too fucking cheap. i know i can resell them for $500 a pop easy.Wait really???
>>79464509buy, and then sell it to me later
>>79464518they know they have way too few tickets for that
I am the moom who watchesthe tickets are mine
Can everyone wait until I buy my tickets first please?
>>79464514>showing that you care about A-chan is nonsenseOgey
>>79464502Pontiff is a copy of Fume Knight too, & Rellana is closer to Fume Knight anyway.
>>79464379
>>79464424Nice try bitch you won't bait me into refreshing to see if it's real
>>79464379Idk, I've been able to get tickets to Fes and CtW without any such things so far
>>79464563careful there lelouch
>>79464379US and tickets think about it
I remember liking the shields in DS1 and DS2
GET READY FOR THE BLOODBATH
>>79464579how?
what are we going to do if we all get tickets?
>>79464540I've never bought an acrylic stand in my life.
BIBOO LATER (FAST)
>>79464379You know how there were people who could track shipping logs to know when the latest Skylanders/Amiibo would release and then get to the store the day they stocked them to buy them all out? Same shit, people know how to buy tickets faster and then resell them. They do it for any event.
Got my scalper ready. My resale prices will be based on how much I like your fanbase.
>>79464229install Arch Linux for CTW3
>>79464497It's always amazing how stupid ticket sellers are. It's like they're trying to screw people over.They should just auction the tickets. Then, supply matches demand exactly, and nobody is leaving money on the table (to be collected by scalpers).
>>79464590Hi meumaomeiei
best of luck anons
Biboogone...Now what do I do...Bweh...
>>79464619DS2 shields were powerful as fuck
>>79464576Not him, but I have a friend who gets into exclusive closed beta testing or some shit like that and he sells his keys. It's true.
>>79464635have a good time
>>79463453Just scarlet rot him, scarlet aeonia is amazing
>>79464518So they can sell out even faster?
SOME NIGGA IS IN EARLY
Wishing luck to Takos only
>>79464594She doesn't. She barely cared about Sana and she was able to easily talk to her.
>>79464552isnt that at a different con?AX is happening after SSI is already done airing
>>79464619Honestly i don't know how your meant to use a regulars ass shield in Elden ring
>>79464635Hang out together getting drunk afterwards while blasting Holo songs
Your oshiYour oishi
why is this boss just a DMC character
BIBOO RAID
>>79464518It's the only way to even attempt to pretend that as many people will get to go as got to go to LA, if they had a 2day it would just outright be half as many people
HOLY SHIT I GOT ONE
>>79464361stop excusing her retard
BIBOO RAIDED AMEROCKSALTCHADS
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>79464695STOP HACKING
ROCK SLIDE
Lappy is being very cute today
hey
>>79464695WTF???
>>79464695wtf ants can buy tickets now
>I'll tell my grandkids this was the great war of 2024.
>>79464194>>79464329based
>>79464710AX is next week?
I'm not even gonna try to get ticketsGood luck to all you
How well will Ame cope with Radahn ?
>>79464710Oh yeah nevermind.
IKKKKKKKKKKKKKZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
How much do virtual tickets cost? I don't want to die in New York.
Kanade will be playing SMB1 soon.
>>79464695HE ACTIVATED HIS TIME MACHINE AAAAAAAAAAAA
ROCK CANDY BROS
I give watson every last remaining megabyte my shitty ISP can spare
>>79464741i'm just explaining the realities to you, retard
>>79464788Mimic.
HERE WE GO
wait stop
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>79464619Great Shields are broken as hell in Elden Ring.
>>79464786FAT FUCKING TAIL
IM IN
OH GOD THE SITE IS SLOWING DOWN
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOQUEUE
Biboo raided AmeI will now watch Ame.
Ame is embarrassing herself in front of Bijou...
Ticket sales should be in stages, first for the niggas that have had a membership to any EN holo for 3 years, then 2 years, then 1 year, then the chinese bots
>>79464788Mimic. But also she beat miquella so she does have the capacity to learn.
>>79464788You fight him again in the DLC?
>>79464379Anon, there's bots that scalp some nogs shoes. There's bots that buy every scrimbly bimblo under the sun sadly and no one wants to do anything about it because "lol dats duh free market and you can't regulate dat!"
queue gods please
AME HATE
I'M IN LINE AIEEEEEE
FUCK
Oh this is pretty similar to the ANYC queue
If you are reading this you already missed the tickets :)
Gonna pop off on these tickets. LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING
how long till ame notices this?
>10minutesIT'S SO OVER
>>79464619thats why i like ds1 and 2 more than 3
I HAVE 3 DEVICES OPENWHY IS THE PROGRESS BAR THE SAME ON ALL OF THEM
OH FUCK OH FUCK
IT'S ANOTHER QUEUEI'M ON 4 DEVICES HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH LET'S GO
AAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>QueueFUUUUUCCKKKKKK
>>79464741You must still think her ISP being bad is an excuse too.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ITS FUCKING OVER FOR ME
>Number of users in line ahead of you: 4195>Your estimated wait time is: more than an hourHoly shit I'm NGMI
LOL IT'S OVER
14k in front of meIT'S FUCKING OVER
>16682owari da
>>79464833Can you actually block lots of boss attacks with them?
its so fucking overgood luck anons
>users ahead of you: 3137Fuck
Sorry idiots I already bought all the tickets
>users in front of you>3110It was a nice dream bros
fml
>he didn’t get a ticketLmao
kek
>number of users in line ahead of youkill me
hahahahhahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA FUCKKKKK
15k, 9k, 6k and 4k, it's fucking over
my other windows are 11k+
>already omae wa mou...
>>79464918You on the same network on all of them?
>estimated wait>more than an hour >position 4050It's so fucking over
>9000+ ahead of youRIP
>Number of users in line ahead of you:>409HAHAHAHAHAHAHI WIN
>>79464864Yeah the final boss
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSDJKFFDJKLHfdsjkl;fsdajkl;fasdlasdfjlkasdfkl;jdas;:LIKDFJdsl;kfjas;dlkfjasd;klfajsd;jlfkasd;lkfjasd;lkjfasd;lkfjas;dlkf;asdlkfjasdkl'fasd;lkfjasd;lkfja;sdlfkjasdf
AIIIIIEEEEEE TASUKETE
>5843 in front of youFuck
not gonna buy a ticket, just wanted to see what the line is like after a minute. lmao
ITS SO OVER IM NEVER GONNA GET THAT FUCK
aayyyeeeee
>Number of users in line ahead of you: 16742IT'SSOFUCKINGOVER
well it was a nice dream
what just happened
>>79465000Mine aren't
I'm not even interesting in buying the tickets, but wow this is fucked
Boston MassacreMarch 5, 1770(Colorized)
>users in front of you>847PLEASE KAMI SAMA
Eat my fucking ass you sack of shit
my laptop is 2300 and my main computer that has been in queue since this morning is 8k
>>79465016How long were you in queue bro?
finna bouta kms fr
>>79464961I heard people are using them to beat the final boss of the DLC because of how broken they are, but idk
>Number of users in line ahead of you:>14576>Your estimated wait time is:>more than an hoursayonara
>>79464938AAAIIIEEEEEEE
I'M OUT
IT'S OVER
>>794650003 different VPNs
im not gonna bother buying
kek you are all fuckedyou better pray the site crashes or something
I don't even plan to go lmao
Jesus Christ
Sub 3K has it though...
>>79464961Yes you can block like, a majority. There's some unblockable attacks but for the most part you can block almost everything.
Am I making it?
>>79464824>>79464858Mimic does nothing, and you barely even have a window so summon him, not to mention a single hit after summoning will kill you
>>79465000I have 3 browsers on 1 pc and 1 on the other and they're all different
>>79464788FUCK YOU DOING ACTUAL SPOILERS GOD DAMN
I have one window at 800, another at 2000, another at 4000, and one at 10000
Are there really that many anons planning to go there in person????
>Number of users in line ahead of you:8716
not like I could go anyways
>>79464858>miquella i meant malenia >>79464864Miquella was the bad guy this whole time and was controlling mohg, he uses his corpse to reforge radahn
>>79465131yeah
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME IT'S LIMITED 1 PER PERSON????
who are all of you fuckers
>15k ahead of meOwari da
>>79465073>How many seats do we need?>Oh, I don't know, I'm sure a few thousand should be enough
What do I do? Keep the tab open?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
At least I can enjoy Friday's concert and ANYC
Can I get tickets for both days on the same session or will I have to log in again
>15kAND COVER PICKED A 3K SEAT PLACELMAO
Post your line numbers>2616>5202>5288>15008>13631>17089
>>79465131EXPLODE
GO ANONS GO
My friend got #23 in line and is buying tickets right now. I can't believe this.
well damn I guess im refunding my ny tickets
>>79465143all of my "randomly assigned" spots in line are 12,000+, this feels bullshit to me
>Number of users in line ahead of you:6288I didn't want to go anyway...
>>79465131HATE
>this many people itt willing to attend an irl eventso all that con footage is full of posters from here?
>>79465147No. Count the scalpers, the trolls, and other undesirables.
i have a 5k spot but there are only 6k seats total and most people are probably not losers and buying a single ticket going soloowari da
>>79465203yeah
>>79465135Her mimic can use black flame, she's literally stronger than Tiche.
>>79465161Anon.....
>>79465203put your email in and yes
So glad they rented out a fucking tiny antique theater in fucking Brooklyn
>>79465059Cover's going to use this to justify reserving out 10k+ venues to investors. It's all part of the plan.
dont worry you can buy them from scalpers for at a 500-1000% markup
>>7946522229021729223427710375So I can probably both days? maybe.
>>79465222>38I dunno why am I here I don't have the money for it.
>>79465219Half of those are people on multiple devices
>>79465131Congratulations faggot
>MAX QUEUE LIMIT HAS BEEN REACHEDkek
scalper-kuns be friendly
>>79465222You might make it on the top one.
>>79465219what so if our place in queue is more than 3k we should just give up?
>>79465252You just have to hope everyone is buying on a bunch of devices.
>>79465222>2912>13437>14686>14704
>>79465147my hope is to go with a hoobud friend on both days... 600 ahead of me...
I've resigned and bought the livestreaming ones.
>13,000+ people in line right nowRemember that Madison Square Garden has a capacity of 19,500
>>79464873don't they make tickets and shit intransferable to stop this? I don't know what else can realistically be done about it
>Ame didn't buy ticketsIt's over for her...
>>79465338yes
imagine if your internet goes out while in the queue.
WHY ONLY 3K AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA COVER
>>79465278>>79465286lord, please let me make it.
>>79465131There are only 6k tickets. Yes
>>79465242ask him to buy yours (and mine) too dumb fuck
>>79465287it's apparently to avoid ticketscammaster gouging
>>79465142>SpoilersRadahn is barely 20 hours into the game, anon, you fight him practically at the start
>>79465222>934
>>79465115oh I see, I am only very at the start of the game. Nice that there are some alternatives to rolling then but I guess if it is that strong it fails a bit at being at that
>there's only 6000 tickets in total>there are people in queue in position 10k+Looool you niggas are fucked
Feels good to be a EuroCHAD that never had a chance to attend anyways
>>79465131FALL FALL CURSE CURSE OMEN OMEN
>line is at 3,5 KFP Wawa sex linesHoly shitNext year we need at least a 20k venue
bros... :(
why do i get my fucking hopes up for anything
>>79465287anime is not mainstream in americathey definitely got turned down by the bigger theaters
>>79465338A lot of people prolly have like 5 devices
GG NIGGAS IM COOOOOKED
>3792 ahead of meBros.. do I even have a chance?
JFMWAWA how long ago did Ame return?
>>79465222>644 Day 2>8550Day 1
I need to blaze to deal with this
>>79465362Shes literally going to be there wdym
>>79464864See for pure cancer >>79462805
There's no fucking way that many people wass ready asap its mostly bots just believe bros
Good luck with that ticket purchase, ASSHOLE
https://files.catbox.moe/y0gt49.png
>>7946535470% of the queue is bots
>>7946533890% chance yeah, but you could hold out hope people with multipole devices will get what they want
>>79465376Oh, yeah, he's buying mine right now. We got great seats on Sunday.
the line isn't moving... is that maybe a good thing?
Yet again I wonder why Cover decided to go with this small ass placeDid they start looking for a venue too late and King's Theater was the only place available?
There will be a stream of it right?
>>79465300NEXT YEARMSG
>>79465458Triple fag
>>79465431wait a minute why are you using the same filename for the same image as me
I AM GONNA RAPE EVERY TEAMATE IN QUEUE IF I DONT GET MY TICKETS
NGMI
>>79465478No fucking way
>could easily fill 6k venue over two days>pick some shithole next to a liquor store in NY
>>79465338I'd say as long as you're at like position 6k or 7k you at least have a shot at one day
>>79464711Brass Shield with Carian Retaliation gave me great blocking useage while having a buckler-tier parry. You're missing out
>>79465427Like less than 15 mins ago
>3k capacity>2 nightsWell hopefully cover wises up and realizes they can sell out a much bigger venue. I know youtube theatre was 6k, but that should have been a sign to go up, not down on. Its probably worse this time around too since you can buy for both days at once.
Alright cunts what percentage of these are getting scalped and where's the best place to look for em
HOLD THE LINE 12000BROS
>>79465410Theaters NEVER turn people down because you pay upfrontYou book and nobody buys, YOU eat the bill
>>79462805I can't get over how this looks like a fucking mod and not an official boss
>>79465495yeah, there's streams of it. not the world tour shows but breaking dimensions is streamed.
>>79465441I am coping with this excuse. There's just 13k fake bots in front of me
>>79465517I'm your roommate
>>79465495Yeah, it's gonna be like $60 for stream tix
>Number of users in line ahead of you:>47>Your estimated wait time is:>1 minute
>>79465441Bots can also buy tickets
Someday they'll choose Chicago and just do it at the Allstate Center which is like 10 minutes from the airport and not even close to the city. Literally perfect for something like this.
Imagine if a dedicated Schizo Nijisister botted the whole thing and got all 3000 seats.
>>79465478Probably, that's why they decided to go for 2 days
>>79465574MEIDOOOOOOOOOOS
>>79465439Maybe souls games are not for me because jesus christ
please anons, sell me a ticket
>>79465474give me that copium anon, mine is not strong enough
>>79465417>20K in line for ticketsHololive should have gotten that big venue instead of Niji. shit would have sold out instantly instead of 90% of the theater being empty.
I GOT GOOD SEATS ON BOTH DAYSWITNES MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>79465584DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
I hope there were over 9000 power outages
>>79465584no proof
>>79465543PLEASE.Post more of this Moona.
so uhhhshould I buy day 1 or day 2 tickets with my only sub 3k line placement?
>>79465584Your payment info will be declined.
I thought Golden Slam scale with? Faith?
>>79465615Fuck you man
>>79465584Buy me a ticket fag
>literally tens of thousands of people trying to get ticketsWhy the fuck did they choose a venue that only houses 3k people again?
>>79465272how new
>>79465478All the larger venues must've laughed and told them no when they said it was a vtuber concert.
>>79465447I wasn't in line to buy a ticket, so I'll enjoy this moom post
This is like that pasta with 5000 KFPs banging Kiara. The numbers you're getting now are the ones you would have been assigned.
>>79465595they cant even buy out their own concert
>>79465610tbf, the strat this year was clearly to open up 10 browser tabs to get a better place in line
Guess I'm gonna have to go to stubhub
>>79465627im pretty sure the queue thing lets you buy whatever you want
>>79465655They thought HoloEN only had 500 viewers
20K FUCKING PEOPLE IN LINE, MADISON SQUARE COULD HAVE BEEN FILLED UP FUCKING COVER
>>79465599u can do it anon
>>79465615Please kindly explode
>>79465454And yet, even if every bot got a ticket, they'd still be able to sell every one, without a doubt.Cover could have filled a place 6 times the size, easily.
Got this on the dot. Next time behind 18k queue. kekIf bought the AnimeNYC passes for this year I'd be fucking pissed.
>>79465584OMEN OMEN OMEN FALL FALL FALL CURSE CURSE CURSE
I don't understand what kind of market research Cover does. Or why they still don't give their NA market the value it deserves. EN alone could sell out a 10k venue with no problem
>>79465659Not how it works, the metrics say more than enough
>>79465627I'm under 300 right now fellow debbie and I'll buy day 2 if I can only get one
So can I safely say the concert will be a success?No Vegeta vs Goku meme?
>>79465642Like 42% of the golden slam is faith damage.
Wait a minute. Two of my tabs in the same browser USED to have the same number, now one is ahead of the other.
>gets mentioned by La+
>>79465584pics or gtfo
>>79462805>people defend this design because less than 1% of players can beat him taking no damage
Doing it the same weekend as a 60k attendee anime convention in a 3k theater was crazy.
I GOT THE TICKETS FOR BOTH DAYS! FUCK YEAH.
>>79465655Venues in NYC are expensive as hell
>>79465574i'm keeping an eye on you from now on.
>Your order is confirmedDAY ONE SECUREDnow for day two
>>79465725Those 20k people in line ahead of you? All me
the final stretch
>>79465768based
Everyone else trying to buy tickets, explode.
>>79462805From keeps scaling the bosses but does nothing for the basic movement of the player.
I'm more pissed how I had like 5 tabs on 3 different devices and ended up in the same places behind 10,000 other spots in line. Nice "random" queue. Why did they lie and say it was first-come first-serve?
>>79465584
>mfw 7753
>>79465732Now they're the same number nevermind.>>79465768Did it let you check out for both with one spot in line?
I want any of these streamers to come out and say "actually you know what, these DLC bosses are awful and not fun to fight," like you see them seething and clearly getting frustrated at the bosses clowning on them with ridiculous nonsense but everyone's too scared of the fanboys in their audience to actually call Fromsoft out for having obviously gone crazy with their boss design.
>>79465710>18kSo EN could sell up to that many tickets but Cover thinks they are handling some small indie band
Literally Bowson from Oblivion
>>79465716They look at Anycolor's reports, not their own
Oblivion Bowson my beloved...
>casts a spell to make sure only unitychad streamwatchers get tickets and clipnigger antis who post bad things about the girls get declined and glitched out
>>79465796I hope your ISP fucks you over anon
its okay.. it's not like I wanted to go to a concert that's only 40 minutes away from me...
>>79465495For some reason the announcement only mentioned the streaming+ site for online ticketshttps://ib.eplus.jp/hololive_en2nd-stBut SPWN is still available and a bit cheaperhttps://spwn.jp/events/evt_24082402-enholoen2ndlive
See you at the show everyone!
I don’t think her name should be ceres, it sounds too mean
wow there are a lot of hoshiyomis going to the show huh
40 more more minuets and I'm in... hahahahahahahahauiohshjkwaduiohjkwadihjdw
>>79462805>Literally Super Saiyan 3 Radhan
>>79465857>buffs caster
Imagine paying for shitty tickets when you can just pirate the restream
>>79465822NTA but it did for me, my queue ended almost immediately and after I got my first ticket it let me go back to the calendar to get the other day right away
>>79465857I just want sexy cosplayers to get in
>>79465730Yeah but I'm curious what raises the damage. Does it even say on the Ash of War item?
>>79465840>Literally Bowson from OblivionOblivion Bowson with all her power would rape every ER enemy in an instant
>>79465821>7kI also want to blast my brains out thanks
>>79465893nice seat numbers dumbass
>>79465790can you not buy both days at the same time?
>>79465893congrats anon
are there really that many people here going to New York?
>>79465862We can still hang out and watch together, pebblebro..
>>79465927g-good to know if I make it...
>>79465893can you buy both days or need to requeue?
I suppose I should just refund my plane tickets and hotel huh Man this stings. I really wanted to go
>>79465857
>>79465840it takes a Hero of Kvatch to be a real Elden Lord
>>79465857take my magic, Chumwizard!
>>79465768Nice debbie! I'm not going so please cheer very loud for our Mori.
>>79465790blud thinks he's getting day 2 tickets lol
>>79462805Souls boss design is so garbage, especially for this dlc that reuses the same bullshit spam concepts. How can anyone call this good?
GUYS IF YOU REFRESH YOUR PLACE IN LINE GOES DOWN
>>79465893Give me your spare ticket
hope you guys have refundable plane tickets and hotel reservations
>>79465857*casts a spell that gives everyone ahead of me hyper lethal lead poisoning and exploding skull syndrome*
In my experience, churches have always felt a little creepy with their cult-like behavior.
>>79462805You guys act like this is something new when pre-patched Sinh is literally on air all the time & bombards you with toxic breath.>Inb4 DS2.
>>79466003>it's realBASED
>>79466026I haven't booked anything yet
>>79465940Those aren't seat numbers>>79466026Planes and hotels are cheaper to buy later anyway.
>bro is getting tickets for me and another to sit togetheri love nakama bros
>>79466003HOLY SHIT IT WORKED
I only bought the Sunday Tickets, it's the same concert for both days?
>>79465893I WILL FIND YOU AND give you a high five and say congratulations
>Number of users in line ahead of you:>7812ame I gonna make it?
>>79466050yeah I just went down like 20 places but it aint helping that im number 12800
>>79466003Thanks, it worked.
>>79465624>>79465745https://litter.catbox.moe/rlioja.pngTWO HATSTWO DAYSTWO TICKETS
I downloaded enough browsers to have 27 queues open across my devicesI hope you all did the same if you really wanted them
>>79466102nope
I should've got more smart fridges...
>>79465977i was working on my passportguess i'll just rot in this maple infested shithole
>>79466102They haven't said, but probably not seeing as they're selling tickets for both days on SPWN
>>79466109no, people can buy tickets for both days at once, if you're not under 2k you aren't going to make it
>>79466003Don't do this it creates mustard gas and Cheebs eats your tickets
And people called me retarded when I said hololive could sell out MSG
>Your Oshi>If you can only go to one day of Breaking Dimensions, would you go for day 1 or day 2?
>>79466129double faggot explode
>>79462805>>79466002fromsoft designed these bosses specifically to dunk on people who refuse to use spirit ashes or multiplayer summoning
>>79465812Bloodborne solved that issue by giving you a dash and a long range gun parry to punish the autistic flailing from super fast enemies which was the entire point of the game not being 100% like Souls, but they thought it would be super LE DIFFICULT to take that away from the player and just have them deal with it autistic flailing and lasers with cheese builds or roll spam.
>>79466138I didn't even know there was going to be this crazy queue system
>>79466002It's not like FromSoft hasn't spammed same enemies since the beginning.
>>79466129Congrats anon
>>79466102Nope, your oshi will be on day 1, sucks to be you
>>79465655Probably just poor planning and logistical crap. What other venue are available around Javits Convention Center on those dates? Are they able to implement the tech in the venue? They know they can easily fill 6k seaters last year, but that was right there in weeb city. This year is the first concert on the East Coast.
>>79463666My one fucking disappointment about elden ring is the actual lack of memorable boss music. The only one I managed to remember are radagon and the godskins of all bosses.
>>79466003IT ACTUALLY WORKS
>>79465971I actually didn't really want to go into Brooklyn anyway so I'm not that bothered
>>79466161I only just hit 1988
can someone at checkout please post a screenshot of the seats remaining?
>>79466050Yes, ER took a lot of the worst aspects from DS2 because they have the same dumbfuck director.
Day 1 is sold out
>>79466003Wow, it actually worked lmfao.
So how early did people actually queue for this?
>>79466156you should still get your passport
>>79466178InaSunday because then I can comfortably go home between the WT and this instead of having to get a hotel in NY or NJ
>>79466129sell me your extra ticket
I GOT GOOD TICKETS FOR SUNDAY I'm so relieved
>>79466102Everyone except MAYBE the ID/JP is on both days, there is different content and some girls get more on one particular day but it evens out with both days combined
>>79466256My asssssssssssss
piratechads, how are feeling?
>>79466259Ive had it opened all day and even missed work just for it to place me in the 10000s
>>79466256WTF
>>79466102different concerts. all EN are on both days, but likely more on one day than the other
i don't even care that i'm the 7 thousandth in queuei'm going to wait and pray to whatever gods still might hear
>>79465725Those 20k people in line ahead of you? All Vegeta and Goku
What are the funimation approved names for the new gen?
>>79466259I was queued 8 hours ago or something but it doesn't matter because it's random when it ticks over
>Opaline Hardtear + Boiled Crab + Golden VowBoom, I just doubled the lifespan of your Crimson Flasks.
anons that bought tickets recently, how many seats are even left?
>>79466303Damn
i love the way lap sama reads superchats its so freaking cute
>>79466256FUCK YOU COVER
>>79466299ahoy
>>79466183Spirit ashes do literally nothing there. And Co-OP only bloats his health and damage even more
>>79466326kEK
Don't worry gays, we can still watch it together on stream!!!
>>79466187you're supposed to have ranged attacks in your arsenal, anon. most bosses even in base game are designed around the player being able to do damage both up close and far away.
>>79466256big if true
lappy is too cute
Which was worse, getting CtW or BD tix?
>>79466254Then where are my Alonne & Ivory King fights?
>>79466256please don't lie to me
>>79465796HAHAHA NIJICHADS WOULD NEVER RUN OUT OF TICKETS
I'm going to gorge myself on mcdonalds to make myself feel better
>>79466299laughing at everyone else's misfortune
I wanted to go to the concert with my friends...
>>79466299lmao poorfag
>estimated wait time 10 minutesI'm gonna make it!
Would have been better to limit it to one ticket per spot in with this few seats.
>>79465355No because my dad and I bought scalped tickets for a show we went to at Whiskey a Gogo back in September that were off a scalping site and they worked at the front door.
>>79466263literally the only reason i'd leave the country would be for hololive, and with it being in NYC I could've reasonably fucking driven to itit sounds sad but it's true
Whats the limit on how many tickets you can get per day? A friend is ahead in line but they are planning to get 2 tickets each day for him and his friend
>>79466256The queue has only moved by 1200 positions and they already sold 3k tickets for day 1?
bowson...
>>79466203>>79466102Everyone is on both days but it's a different set list
>>79466331i cant get boiled crab because i missed that quest
>>79466326holy shit they're playing sparking zero in there!
>your oshi>did you get in?
>>79466381Easily this. CtW was in and out without any waiting.
>>79466129based KFP
>It gets bigger I swear I swearAme is being VERY bratty today
jgowwhat are we talking about?
>>79466381BD
>>79466414Oh yeah well my estimated time is 6 minutes and I'm gonna buy all the tickets before you can get in
I'VE GOT TICKETS FOR BOTH DAYS
>>79466426Bots can buy many tickets!
>>79466403Maybe you will get lucky and the ticket fairy will bless you anon
>Forty thousand people in queue >And this is all the people tryharding, meaning if tickets were easier to get more people would tryTHREE THOUSAND SEAT VENUE BTWCOVER -STILL- HAS NO FAITH IN HOLOen
>>79466434Risu1512 people to go...
>just jumps and lands on her ass right in front of the boss
>>79466426People can buy more than 1 ticket anon...
>>79466469who had the dumb fucking idea to have a queue for a tiny ass venue and let scalpers buy multiple tickets
why does it take so FUCKING long for people to check outjust pick your seat and buy it you FUCKERS this isnt a 40 minute long fucking operation literally just BUY it so i can get on with my fucking DAY
>>79466381BD by far
>>79466299You can pirate physical seats now?
>>79466339Thanks for letting me know, I opened stream just to listen in, you're right she's kawaii as fuck
>>79466464explode
Let's be real, is this worse than Ticketmaster?
I'm Miki
>>79466426>no limit per personBRAVO COVER
>>79466434>the cutest gem rock>sub 1200i hope i do
>>79466434Ina3368 more people. It's so over...
>>79466537yeahI can rely on my fast fingers, not on RNG
>>79466434BibooDidn't try because I'm on a vacation trip with my family in europe at that time (booked before they announced the concert)
>only a extremely small amount of seats is availabledefend thisNOW
I got my two tickets and shut off all of my devices, godspeed anons.
>>79466362mimic tear doesn't buff boss health and coop summons don't buff boss damage or resistances, they do *almost* double boss hp though.
>>79466521Yeah, it's called breaking and entering
ENTER MIKI
>>79466516Even if they check out fast they're given a 10-15 minute grace period the second they get through the queue, you have to wait for that to end no matter what
>>79466516people at 15 and 30 mins are just stalling for in cart tickets to get released back from last minute regretters
>>79466552no, it's max three per person>t. friend bought 3 for me and another bro
>>79466434FaunaOwari da....
>>79466482Bigger venues were probably too expensive to put up for. I mean could this really sell out madison square garden or barclays?
>>79466050DS2 is THE bullshit souls game.
>>79466482It's funny that literally not a single person who waited for the actual link on the site to go up will get a ticket
>>79466591breaking (physical) dimensions
>>79466537Absolutely
>your oshi>did you get a ticket?
>>79466522the arigatou ne~! is really cute
guys my dad works at Cover and he says the concert will be cancelled and moved to the Philippines
Ok but how many of those 18k waiting are scalpers? Makes you wonder how big of a venue could they actually fill
>>79465857Sorry to disappoint you, ERB is a cancer to this community, Mumei is the greatest talent in Hololive and I'm not afraid to admit some girls are better than others, /#/ has been better than /hlgg/ for roughly 7 months, and I'm happily sitting on my two tickets.
>>79462805You know the best part? He still has the fly-off meteor attack but now hits the entire arena!
a fucking ticket lottery feels less shitty than this
>>79466620breaking (out of jail)ITS JUST LIKE ADVENT
>>79466434mumei!2 mid orchestra day 1 and 2 front orchestra day 2
>>79466575Have fun with your family anon. If you happen to be in Belgium, Netherlands or Spain, allow me to treat you a drink
>>79466627suiseii'm going to fucking cry
>>79466183Ok but they're still poorly designed and not funWhere's the fun? They're just moving fast and spamming shit
Oh wow, it's all sold out~ you guys may as well leave the cue~ I'll just... stick around and make sure no one is left alone
>>79466627InaI'll tell you in another.... 2000 places... so no
>>79466643>scalpersAre these tickets even resellable?
>>79466598Oh, so slots past 2000 don't get tickets, nice
>>79466662FIRE FIRE LIGHT THE FIRE
>>79466598FUCK YOU
>>79466650Nigga why are you even in here
The day before isn't booked so we could hope they do a Day 3
>>79466674why are you in three places at once?
>>79466603They could probably fill up close to 10k. Depends on the breakeven point for seat prices.
I had already taken the time off work for my trip to New York.
>>79466687its queue not cue~
>20 minutes>tickets still not sold outPssh, is THIS how great hololive is? l a m a oi'm in immense pain please stop stringing me along
LAP-CHAN CUUUUTE
>>79466643Even if they're all scalpers, the scalpers know they'll be able to sell their tickets too. It's not even a gamble, it's a sure thing. They understand the market better than Cover does.
>>79466672omedetou anon, please cheer on mumei for me
>>79466129>https://litter.catbox.moe/rlioja.pngcongrats, happy for you anon, but also eat shit
>>79466672STOP BUYING MULTIPLE TICKETSIF YOU HAVE A SO OR A FRIEND, GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF AND STOP WATCHING VTUBERSYOU DON'T BELONG HERE
>>79466650holy BASED
>>79466627GuraNo, don't care
>>79466627KiaraYes, for both Saturday and Sunday
>>79466743fug~
>>79466766i had to make up for not taking my chumbud friend to ctw last year
>>79466521>nowBlackbeard was a long time ago, and I'm pretty sure the Greeks and the Chinese invented fucking with another person's boat.
>>79466537Ticketmaster was ass, I much prefer the lotto system because I can rig it in my favor with a bunch of devices and browsers
I hate everything...
>925 in line ahead of youIs there still hope?
>>79466684Radahn is the only one that's truly fucked up in design. The others all have multiple reliable strategies that destroy them.
>>79466766we love friends here
IM SUB 1K SOYA SOYA SOYA
eep
It's ameover...
>>79466381Well I got CtW tickets and I don't think I'm getting these...
>>79466816i had 6 browsers going and my best number was 5k. fuck my life
>>79466799>chumbud friendoh noplease don't tell me you're a hooman
>>79466729I'm an international lawyer. Located in Netherlands, Belgium and Spain (solely for tax reason)
>>79466838no because i am one of the people ahead of you and IRyS-chan is my oshi
>>79466674Going to England sadly, but thanks for the offer pal
>>79466537They didn't even block by IP so yes.
>>79466766Based
>>79466766Unironically, it's better for the ones with actual social skills to get the tickets, and the complete loner otaku weirdo types to watch the livestream from home. Why waste in-person tickets on people who won't even try to socialize and make friends at the venue?
>>79466434Kaelaim a euro, so im not going to new york to get gunned down the day before for about 3 fiddy and my blood stained shoes
>>79466627AmeYESSSSSSSS
This venue is in a shitty part of Brooklyn. Do you REALLY want go and get mugged in front of your oshi?
>>79466579there is no defending this, it's a baffling decision to have such a small venue and limited seats for a east coast concert
I'm to 9.5kI'm gonna make it
Friend who isn't into Hololive helped me out and got me tickets for both days!
>>79466873i totally am but he's been my friend since pre-holo
>>79466847both days are sold out now
BOW BOWSON TIME
>>79466537No. A root canal without analthesia is a bit more painful than ticket master.What happened to Majima in the opening scene of Yakuza 0 is about on-par.
>>79466932it's america, just bring a gun
>>79466932Hey man, I've wanted an excuse to get a Coney Island dog for years and this would have been a good excuse.
If I don't get tickets I will take out my frustrations on Kanataso
Fuck off mythsharts, stop buying up all the tickets. I’m never gotten to see my advent oshi perform live on stage before.
>>79466847sir you can't say that
>did you book a flight/hotel?>did you get a ticket?
>>79466627FaunaNope-ity Nope
>>79466932Who says they're gonna be the ones gunning me down?>bernie_goetz.png
>>79466627AmeBoth days
this cant be happening
>>79466842They're still not fun and all of them are basically the same
I'm literally so sad
For anyone not in yet one of my alt browsers just got in and the seats currently look like this for day 1https://litter.catbox.moe/gtp1jg.png
>>79466993Yeah but then you can't get into the venue
>>79466537By far
there are still around ~500 seats available for sunday
https://youtu.be/pYtea9-HHm0https://youtu.be/pYtea9-HHm0https://youtu.be/pYtea9-HHm0https://youtu.be/pYtea9-HHm0
How are we feeling stream chads?
>>79466967Good, make sure you maintain a healthy platonic relationship
>>79467021I live close enough that I don't need to book anythingYes :')
Why is my e-ticket only saying Sunday 8/26? I spent $110 on a mezzanine seat and clicked both days>CAPTCHA:DRAGYN
>>79467037IM A BELIEVER
>>79467062This got recommended to me as well. Why
>>79467055and 7.5k in front of me...
>>79467037thanks anondamn i am cooked
>>79466434InaNo, but I had a family reunion that was that same weekend so I couldn't go anyways
CROSSBOWSON TIME
>>79467062wrong tab, numbermonkey
>>79467037>that one dot in the front
>>79467037Wow, there MIGHT be a seat left when I get through
>>79466003Aint it just telling you how many people that need to process before you? If they are processed the number goes down no?
>>79466919I trust loners to know and lead calls more than I do extroverts that treat a concert like a mixer.
I bought 20 tickets using my bot farm, i'l sell them all for a 500% mark up kek
>>79467068I'm so glad I don't care that much about the once a year idol shit
why were the tickets more expensive than they advertised
>409God bro I'm just barely gonna miss it aren't I
>>79467037please don't give me hope
>>79467055THERE'S 2K PEOPLE IN FRONT OF ME. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>79467075I don't think it was possible to buy 2 days at once anon. You might be able to go back and select a seat for the other day though.
>>79466932i heard it's in the most gentrified area so it's probably nice
>>79467068pretty good, i'm gonna be extremely /comfy/ watching the concert from my living room
>>79467140I will seek you out, explode.
I got too excited and bought two really nice seats when I was planning for 1 nice seat and 1 cheapo seat, rip my wallet.
>>79467037And here's day 2https://litter.catbox.moe/9t1woa.png
>>79467033I disagree.
>>79467062Hey I got this recommended as well
Guys I'm trying to watch Ame, can you shut the fuck up.
>only 3kis cover retarded?
It's ok, why would you want to go to the venue when you can just watch it with the thread...
1 MINUTE DOOOORYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>79467068I am on a wedding on the 24th, so I will have to see how it lines up with the concert times.
>>79467219The strategy to beat them is >dodge spam>hit themIt's boring
fuck it, scalpers it is
>>79467251yes, extremely
>160 aheadPlease
>>79467258You'd miss the post-concert parties and sex...
>>79467251They tried to avoid ticketmaster which vastly limits the venues they can get due to their monopoly
>>79467258No friends to have a watch party with bro?
>>79467037Tickets for day 2 look like this btwhttps://litter.catbox.moe/wtu2qc.png
>>79467021>no because I was going to just take the train into NYC then public transit>no because I am +7000 in queue
>>79467258>he doesn't want a blowjob from a femboy
>>79467294if you buy from scalpers, you're just as bad as thembe BETTER
>>79467234Nigga, I postAMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEwhen she starts her stream then I fuck off.
>>79467184The gentrified areas are places like Williamsburg and Bushwick. This is in Little Haiti.
Dear Diary. Today A-chan announced her retirement and 15,000 hololive English fans are unable to secure tickets to watch their oshi live in person.
>>79467234>>79467258poorfags
>>79467258My oshi can see and hear me cheer for her
moon bounce watson's titties
>>79467315>>79467333enjoy your STD
>>79467021am new yorkeryes
>>79467345I speak Little Hatian, I'm Floridian
this shit sucks, man.
>>79467368This wouldn't have happened if A-chan were still around... She would've gotten Madison Square Garden...
>>79467333DO NOT have sex in Brooklyn
>>79467315I went to CtW last year and there were NO post-concert orgiesYou teamates fucking LIED to me
>>79467343i don't give a fuck about ethicsi want to see my oshi
>>79467368But think about what Yagoo can tell investors during the next meeting?
Only 1740 people in front of me :) Take your time guys :)))))))
>>79467292The most reliable strategy is actually use a shield. There's also the new Sekiro tear that lets you deflect them instead of holding a great shield all the time. Magic, statuses, various weapon arts all work (and some of them can even be considered cheese)
So, is anyone going to tell Ame about the Perfume Bottles?
AME COOKIN
>>79467333Woe, monkeypox upon ye
I was at work how were the streams and how long has Ame been on Rellana?
I should have asked my friends that aren't into Hololive to queue for me too...
>>79466894Uhhh... enjoy Engerland.... i guess????
HOW DO I BUY FOR THE OTHER DAY I CAN ONLY SELECT 1 SEAT RN
>>79464710>>79464789https://twitter.com/AnimeExpo/status/1796617672630681741
this is just like in elementary school when they picked the other kids to go on the trip to Japan and then they made us watch them have fun on a live video feed
>>79467485yeah, you
There's about 100 seats left in the far wings of the furthest back section for day 1 now btw.
Wait I thought you guys said you could buy tickets for both days, how do I select both?
>>79467524For me it auto directed me into day two after purchasing the first one
>>79467459MSGMSGMSG
[Subaru News] She gained 4kgs
>>79467485She already knew, she can kill the boss anytime with Mimic & GP too.
>>79467509Like probably 40 mins? She has some isp issues also which delayed the fight for 15 mins also
>>79467455but we did eat at dennys...sorry for being young
Fuck I give up
>line went down>waiting time went up?
So they're definitely getting a 10k seat venue for the East Coast next year, right?
>>79467550trade secret
>>79467455>he missed it
>>79467550can't, need a page for each day open
What skibidi level is Ame and when did she turn into a souls elitist that doesn't summon?
https://x.com/achan_UGA/status/1806861774639210787
I MASS CAST AGAINST THE 4000 PEOPLE AHEAD OF ME SUDDENLY HAVE A DEBILITATING ASTHMA ATTACK THAT INCAPACITATES YOU FOR 10 MINUTES RENDERING YOU UNABLE TO PURCHASE TICKETS
>>79467550Just go back to the calendar and pick the next day, it'll let you in since you're still in your allotted window of accessYou have to pick one at a time though
>>79467524That's the last seat ever>>79467586H-hey me tooo
Architects, tune into to Shuba's stream now
FUCKING ISP
>bought 2 tickets for both days>entered holo fan discords>started DM'ing cosplayersyep... it's grooming time
>>79467612what the fuck
Achan is replying to people
FUCK YOU ISP LET ME WATCH AME
>>79467062FUCKING WHO AND HOW DOES THIS RELATE TO HOLOLIVE/HOLOSTARS???
>>79467586kek this just happeend to me too, I was at 9k and it was 59m, now it's 8.5k and it's at an hour+ again
>>79467595no? why would they get a bigger and more expensive venue when it's likely that those who aren't able to get a ticket will pay for the stream anyway
for a second I thought it was my internet dying before I remembered
>ok, she's not gonna call anymore, get her ass
>>79467514Thanks. I've always wanted to go to the british museum. There's so much history to enjoy.
Can this isp just do its fucking job
>>79467474Everything after your first line is cheating thoughI will die on the hill that legend of Zelda has better boss fight design
>>79467651STOP HELPING THEM BUY BOTH DAYS ASSHOLE
>>79467663I can't even send you back to /wvt/ anymore since they're fucking dead
>>79467616Blame Biboo
THE GREATER DOOT IS DOING ITAme...
Ame...WE BACK
I want to post a sad Ina but I can't right now...
I'm praying for any of you still in the queue for day 1, only a few scraps lefthttps://litter.catbox.moe/vrvdc0.png
>>79467595The next one will be in the midwest (Iowa) to make it fair
>>79467087>I watch vtuber content. Why would Youtube recommend me vtubers????No clue man.
>>79467712>Everything after your first line is cheating thoughEvery laugh at this bitch nigga
who do i ask to buy me a cosplay
To cope with not getting tickets I think I will fap to holos and cry myself to sleep tonight.
>>79467616Skibidi 4 and she’s always kinda been one? She does use summons a lot but also is always unsatisfied when she beats them with it.
I did it bros. This feels better than cumming.
>>79467804What do you do in Iowa?>confused Gura with corn.png
Just got my Saturday only ticket. Not too many left for that day.
>>79467804>IowaMore like fair
ISP CAN'T HANDLE THE DOOT
>>79466434AmeI'm in, but I already had plans for that weekend which can't be rescheduled, so I'm just watching the tickets disappear in real time.
>>79467808this guy >>79467663
>>79467808a fat, bald and rich ojisan
Feels good being an auschad, you could still buy tickets for the concert like a day and a half after they went live
>>79467861post screenshots for thread please
>>79467739I love my rock wife
>>79467692what fucking planet are you fromif I can't be there physically i'm not spending a dime, i can watch anything for free why the FUCK would i pay for a stream ticket
>>79467776That's honestly more than I thought, I guess I'll ride out my 2k. Thanks
>>79467861You have your own funeral or something? Fuck those other plans
Fucking seats kept saying they were unavailable so I just picked random fucking seats for each night.
>>79467804Twin Cities, Milwaukee, or Chicago would unironically be great choices for concerts (maybe not Chicago)
>>79467910https://litter.catbox.moe/n7ce78.pngIt's almost all over for day 1
Ame read my comment, later virgins.
>no stream on friday nightyagoo we NEED EN5 ASAP
>>79467776>1000 ahead of me stillFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>79465764lmao
AME NEEDS JEWS
