Blade of miquella Edition>Current and upcoming streamshttps://pomu.pages.dev/schedule/corpo?filter=VAllure>This week's full scheduleshttps://files.catbox.moe/2jn52c.pnghttps://teamup.com/ksc1n4iofruwa4e8tq>July Patreon Script Scheduleshttps://files.catbox.moe/sd4t01.png[Gen 1: Indulge]>Azura Dulait - Fertility Goddesshttps://www.youtube.com/@AzuraDulaithttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#azura>Icey Snowpaws - Feral Polar Bearhttps://www.youtube.com/@IceySnowpawshttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#icey>Immy Bisou - Hex Maniachttps://www.youtube.com/@ImmyBisouhttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#immy>Mercy Modiste - Dorky Yanderehttps://www.youtube.com/@MercyModistehttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#mercy>Shibi Cottonbum - Your Ever-Demanding Mistresshttps://www.youtube.com/@ShibiCottonbumhttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#shibi>Stronny Cuttles - Hypnotic Cuttlefishhttps://www.youtube.com/@StronnyCuttleshttps://vagallure.carrd.co/#stronny>VAllure Linkshttps://vagallure.carrd.co>Unarchived/Deleted VOD Archivehttps://odysee.com/@vagArchive:7?view=content>LOOK ABOVE FOR ASMR VODS BEFORE ASKING[FAQ for Tourists]>What is VAllure?The first EN A(dult)Vtuber Corpo.Yes, this is the whorpo and they are focusing on adult audio like ASMR or JOI.>Where will the content be?YouTube - Kino SFW streams. Expect some spice and kayfabe but nothing TOS-breaking. Expect 3 streams per week at minimum.Patreon - Lewd audios. $5/month per talent, 4 audios per month. Sub to whoever you like.Fansly - Up to discretion of the girls. Content will be free. Will come later.>Is there a Discord Server?Yes, Notification only. No interaction with any of the girls. Check VAllure Links.No, they won't be joining any fan servers.>Most importantly, are any of the talents in a relationship?Yes, all of them, with me.>VAllure Friends!V&U: >>>/vt//vnug/Yume+ and other small corpos: >>>/vt//corpo/More of Azura and Shibi's friends: >>>/vt/choc/Previous thread >>79813930
IT'S BEEN JUST A MONTH AND MADAM BECAME A PNGTUBER EATING MOLDY BREAD
Immy kinda cuteImmy kinda wifeImmy kinda looksLike the love of my life!
>>79836026stronny gonna have to organize another powerwash stream....
>>79836073girls pleaseanon sex
I like when Shibi walks away from the mic. It feels unprofessional in a good way. Intimate.
>>79836108comfy aftruly the muppet next door
>>79836108it's the best mang
>>79836073The economy wordcloud
>>79836073>icey need lil schizo post Pottery
maybe the other thread will draw the tourists away from here
This thread will be better
Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!Immy is the best sister in the world, and she's the only girl I need in my life, and I love her a lot!
>>79836073
>>79836300I want the beta cuck to come back and post more about Shibi
Our mummeh in VAllure, horny be her name. Her kingdom cum, her will be done, on YouTube as it is on Patreon. Give us this day our daily nut, and forgive us our cringe, as we forgive those who cringe at us. And lead us not into celibacy, but instead deliver us into temptation. Amen.
>>79836073>fat comes>bitch talking retarded made women based
Hammer?But I barely even know her
>>79836073>icey need lil schizo
>Icey, against all odds and better judgement, joins the fancord>groomers rejoice, their prayers have been answered! >its actually a stealth management account that adds all the members' names to a corpo-wide shitlist and bans them from all chats
>>79836578isnt that like, entrapment? theyre not grooming the real icey because its a staff member
reeflings eating good tonight
>>79836651What are you a judge? This is street justice
>>79836578Ojisans grooming ojisans
Icey POGODI!
>>79836443lil schizo sounds like a rapper name
Shibi Cottonbum? More like Sibi CottonBOOMER am I right fellas? hahaha :D
>>79836108it just ads so much soul i love it when she does that
>>79837067I can't wait for her to just tie you down and use you as her new gaming chair, holy fuck that is cringe.
https://x.com/IceySnowNSFW/status/1808600015511957616you have to reply to her, anon. if you love her, that is
i want the one i can't have
>>79837149But if it bothers you so much then why do you want me to be rewarded?
>>79837264She has to understand how I feel when she doesn't respond to my tweets
>>79837313Because it makes her happy, and that's all that matters.
uuuuuuu... need mommy azu thighs....
>>79837268She's very pretty anon, you're a lucky man.
let's say you wind up in a situation where you're in bed with all six vallure girls.what do you do?
>>79837940Tell everyone besides Stronny to leave.
>>79837940cry.
>>79837940Watch Icey engage the other girls in gladiatorial combat for my attention
>>79837940hahah this actually happened to me yesterday
>>79837940Take Immy and leave.
>>79837940Pray my dick will still function the next day. Oh, and ask where the bathroom is. I gotta pee.
Do you think immy realizes how much we love and miss her?
>>79837940Kick shibi out Tell stronny to go sit in the chair and record Tell azura to go warm some milk and cookies up for me for when I'm doneMercy would be frozen stiff so I'd send her with azura to calm down.Alternate between Immy and icey for hours.In an ideal world it would just be me and icey though.
>>79838272she's thinking about you right now, wishing you would tweet at her
>>79837940fuck
>>79838536Unironic psychopath behavior
>>79837940tuck em all in and kiss them goodnight, then fall asleep at the foot of the bed
>>79837940Open /vag/ and ask for advice
>>79838612its kinda weird, but you gotta respect a man with a plan
>>79838683hey thats what im doing!
Thinking about sucking on Immy's toes
Thinking about fucking Immy's brains out
>>79838595I’m not good enough to tweet her directly
Thinking about the time Stronny called me darling
i would do anything for immy uuuuu literally anything.
Thinking about Azura giving me a nursing handjob
Thinking about Icey paci sucking
Thinking about hammers.
>>79838612I've had someone say that before but I have no idea why. >>79838700It just makes sense playing them to their biggest strengths.
Thinking about mercy having to search online what a rusty trombone is because she is too shy to ask to stronny
immy i would fly across the atlantic ocean and fight 100 canadian homeless people just to get a little bit of attention from you
>>79837940Icey, I'm not a cheater
for me, it's mercy modiste
>>79839390I would ask where I find these women but they never leave their bedroom. What is a man meant to do these days to find a cute hidden sexual deviant to marry
>>79839712Home invasion gacha
>>79839712Creator circles or FF14
>>79839811You pick right and she'll be into it. You pick wrong and you'll end up with room and board on the taxpayer's dollar. Win-win
>>79839712Play League of Legends, Overwatch, and Valorant.
>>79839929I only play FF14 though
>>79839929It's so over.
>>79839929women really have the worst taste
>>79839929TRUE THOUGH, and dota
>>79840054Toxic dota gf is the best of times and the worst of times
I just realised I'm never going to be able to go back to regular chubas ever again if my oshi dies. Normally you grieve for a while and try your best to move on but how am I meant to do that with this company. Me and icey have basically had sex, we're joined at the hip and joined through marriage. Where do you go after you lose something like that. It's added an entire new layer to this that I wasn't ever thinking about. I'll never be able to move on. Lewd gfe changes the game and destroys everything before it.
>>79839929Just buy your discord kitten a few skins
>>79839929this is true, i've met quite a few girls in overwatchbut they're always support players like me and they tend to be worse than i am so its no fun playing with them
>>79840240Are you a femboy
>>79840240That's kinda what I would expect from a mercyposter.
>>79840270no i just have mediocre aim so i play melee characters
>>79840240Are you trying to make me want to fuck you? Is that your game?
Guess I'm downloading OW2 tonight, shit
God I miss immy, why is god so cruel to take her away from me as soon as he she come into my life.
>>79840240Relax bro surely you aren't that good either just enjoy the time playing with more people i swear to god, if you say something the lines of "but I enjoy playing efficiently" im going to anti so hard that you will run out of angy reaction pics
>>79840747i mean im not the best player on the planet but im decent, i solo queued to gm. but my fault in the game is my mediocre aim, so i have a limited pool of characters im good at and in my anecdotal experience girls also have limited pools so we're stuck with inherently difficult team compositionsoverwatch is a silly game, thank you for reading my blog
>>79835971>pass out listening to Stronny>wake up>come back to catch up on the general>retard maledumb baiting again>Shibi is a png-furrytuber nowwhat the fuck KNOCK ME BACK OUT STRONNY WAKE ME UP WHEN I'M ALLOWED TO CUM
immy hasnt streamed in over a week and shes still one of the most talked about girls here
I just got home, why is Shibi trying to turn me into a furry?
>>79836417Amen
>>79841307She has a 1070
what happens if I rub her tummy?
>>79841405That makes perfect sense then.
tracer/soj senpai reporting in life isn't worth living because mercy will never pocket mercy me
>>79841432you become hers
>>79841432You wake up in the basement
stop playing onlywatch
has anyone asked Stronny about a robot/android type chuuba for gen2?
>>79841997no
>>79841192It is kind of crazy how the girls managed to summon such devotion so quickly
>>79842013during one of her elden ring streams she asked her viewers for ideas and got a ton of them, i think someone mentioned androids but i dont remember her response. sorry
>>79842150ah it's alright man, thanks anyways
>>79841432into the barrel he goes
Hey guys just wanted to let you know im still riding the high of Immy responding to a post i made yesterday. Hope your day has been/will be as good as mine. Not to brag just a unity bro
>>79841432Small toot
>>79841997 I just want friends anon
>>79837900yeeeah.. very lucky indeed...;_;
>>79842013I want a doll girl. I have a thing for doll joints.
>>79842315>Multiday high from interaction with his oshiit's fucking great
>>79842425good taste>robot>doll>alternative mind flayer by kenkou cross type outfit for Stronnyi'm a simple man, i ask for simple things
>>79842315ok yeah, not to brag either but she's replied to my posts twice before
>>79842448No. Its even better I made a post /here/ yesterday and she did her reps today and made a tweet about it but i will still be riding this high tomorrow so yeah.
You fools, that's how they pass you the brain worm
She is asleep and that means so shall I be.
>>79842425Doll joints are hot
>>79842315Whenever the brainworms start to flair up just think back on them and remember she does love you. It helps me
>>79842575Hope it made you feel as good as i feel right now. Unity!
>>79842658okay now that's something worth envying
>>79842658Was it the one about the shock collar?
>>79842724Yes! I will absolutely do this.
>>79842425Doll joints are so fucking hot I don't why but they just do it for me. I started playing honkai star rail because of Herta's doll cunny that shit drives me insane
>>79842839No, it was the one about plugging her butthole with my cock so she has to beg me to let her fart
>>79842839He’s taking about the fart plugthe shock collar was me
>>79842964Ewwww
>>79842993>Are you gay? Why are acting so gay
look guys all i want in life is immy to hot richard me. is that really too much to ask?
>>79842993So you’re saying you wouldn’t suck the farts out of her little butthole like a vacuum cleaner?
i want to put my tongue on kouhai's armpits and lap at them like a dog
>>79843257This but Immy God help me when i listen to her armpit audio FUCK
>>79843257I want to kiss her tummy
I don't know what to write about today. Maybe today will be a break day.
>>79843153This may be rather controversial but I'd rather literally eat her. I'd rather mess with her period blood or her piss or her regular blood. Shit, farts and obviously to a way lesser extent burps are all things I'm not a fan of. Vomit is fine, I actually like vomit quite a bit.I'm ngmi I know.
>>79843496i was memeing, i agree with you
>>79843639Yeah I figured but I wanted to post.
If Immy's similar to me then anything that sort of has to do with pressure build up and then release is really hot. It's why orgasm denial is hot.
>>79843492Thats alright Greentext anon? take your rest. You've earned it.
>>79843492let the juices flow a bit and come back with a banger
>>79843765Yeah! Thats what makes it hot for me too.t. The anon that made the original post
Her rats are cute. I wish they streamed more.
>>79843960I wonder if she ever lets them craw on her while shes naked...
i think this month i'll member stronny and immy
>>79844039You remember that south park episode about lemmiwinks…
>>79844156look, I was being a little silly, lets not get actually cursed...
>>79844039She probably does that rat in a hot bucket thing to herself
>>79844039she lets the rats watch when we have sex, but no she doesnt like them crawling over her naked body
What I'd give to just lick Immy right now. I just want to study every inch of her body with my tongue...
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVhVjhqkM6U
>>79844401Crazy how i made this post while playing elden ring
>>79844401Imagine how stiff her nipples would get if you sucked on them and have them a little nibble.
Fuck you guys for always making me hard
you know guys, when I read what you say here and tweet at her, I starting to think I might just be too uninteresting for Immy..not like I wouldn't wanna try or do these things, but coming up with these things..
>>79844662No homo bro
>>79844710Hey man, not everyone has a creative mind. You don't have to come up with stuff if we do it for you, and thats not a bad thing.
>>79844717Only has homo as Immy wants
>>79844662Imagine listening to her breathing getting heavier, you know she’d be panting like a dog in heat. You could look up and meet her eyes and I bet she’d shudder and let out a little moan just from staring at you
Guys....please...Captcha:GAYDM
>>79844414>holding immys cute little hand while going to the stores (she tried jumping the road once) to buy snacks to munch on while we gaym all night but she fell asleep an hour in and now i have to carry her to bed and make sure she's comfy and cozy
>>79844710Simply stop worrying about it
>>79845054Imagine moving from her breasts, lower and lower, leaving little kisses as you go, maybe slip your tongue into her cute navel. You’d reach her slit and look up from between her thighs to see her biting her lip in excitement. Unblinking eyes having watched you explore her sensual body. She’d be craving what comes next like nothing else in her life.
news: stronny is crying
Stronny is so cute... I just want to hold her and tell her it'll be alright, it's just a game. Stronny...
mummeh need a hug
Jesus christ Immy has fat wrists. Not envious of pinpals.
>>79845675not like icey is any better
I wanna take care of sick Shibi and have her keep calling me on the bedroom for little pillow adjustments and stuff just so she can see my face
>>79845734Are her wrists fat too?
>>79844710Half the posts here are just some variation of saying "I love Immy" or "I miss Immy". I'm not creative either anon, but I find my own ways to contribute and I hope you can too
>>79844710Just be yourself dont try to be what your not in order to impress immy or any girl for that matter it never ends well
Immy if you read what the baiters are saying please don't listen to them they're faggots i love you i love you i love you please don't let them get to you
>>79845734Kill yourself
>>79845839Your wife has fat wrists.
>>79845908she literally described herself as a bbw in her past life
Imagine immy squeezing your head between her legs. She’d have her finger tangled in your hair pulling that much more into her sensitive womanhood. Lapping up her nectar like her good little dog. You know she’d squirt so much when she cums, her hips jerking and breath hitching, you might not be able to drink all of it. Not for lack of trying though.
How can Immy be fat while appealing to lolicons?
>>79845675more for me to love
Immy is awake and shitposting
>>79846008>he doesn't know
Retards everywhere I swearCan’t help shitposters immy, sorry love. Just don’t read them
Two of them at once right after the short published. Interesting.
We've seen irl pics of both Immy and Icey. Neither of them are fat. Both of them are sex.
Immy's reposting like Icey now. The size difference ones are so hot man
>>79846074Not even a pinpal, but you obviously wouldn't ever get it. Baby fat.
>>79846199Thought the same exact thing.
Immy... you gotta stop or im ngmi........
immy how many homeless people do you want me to beat up for you?
fuck that last one is extra hot immy
need her to play a puppy game so she has to put puppy ears on and gets too horny so she has to stop mid stream for a 3 minute break and go record herself cumming
>>79846157I hope she doesn't cry. She doesn't even look that fat. Just chunky soft wrists. They're cute.
I love how its horny, horny, meme, horny
The thing is if she makes us this pent up, we're just going to get even more feral. I just want to kidnap her, hold a gun to her head and demand that she choke on my fat cock.
>>79846504she's just like me fr fr
There is nothing immy can do right now to make me lose and cum before she gets back. I’m unbreakable
>>79846463Make sure to have her put a collar on too.
>>79846504>>79846560i dont get the one about the phone alarms
>>79846762the person who sets it doesn't wake up but everyone else does
>>79846762I do. Was a problem with 2 of my brothers But i wake up easy anyway so
>>79846762guy who set the alarm is sleeping through it while his roommates are all pissed off because his alarm woke them up
>>79846504zoomer attention span pls andastanVerification not required.
>>79846746anon trying to make her comatose
MUMMEH KISSED ME
MY KISSES
That one image Immy retweeted reminded me of this.
>>79846636
Would you stick your dick in the Shibi muppet?
>>79847249I want, NEED, immy to tease me more. I need her to tell me what to do
wow that minigame was boring
i'm assuming the muppet shibi png hasnt been uploaded anywhere?
AAAAAAAAAA
>>79847249IWILLNOTCUM
>>79847413i dont think so it was a last min thing tomakeys came in clutch with this its so funny
>>79847559i can fucking tell
Seeing her grin while I choke her our would just send me into another dimension. It's the only way I can express the overwhelming feeling of affection I have towards her.
I want to hold Immy at gunpoint and repeat this word for word.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAYXlLCb1qo
She's gone...
All I'm going to say is: A woman who looks like this would never have to touch a pot or pan again. We would be thousands of dollars in debt to Doordash
>>79847623Imagine being too much of a bitch to choke or hit Immy so she devises a plan to anger and frustrate you so much that you can't help but grab her by the neck and squeeze and once you finally break and have your hands around her neck she just looks at you with a smile of pure excitement
>>79847749cummingejaculating, even
Stronny on stream
SHE'S BACK SHE LOVES US
Mummeh wants to stick her dick in the Shibi muppet.
SHE'S GONE SHE HATES US
>>79847763Don’t forget about the shock collar. If she wants to act out just to rile you up you don’t have any other choice but to put her in her place. Reminder her who she belongs to
>>79847885>>79847827WHERE WHERE IS SHE PLEASE TELL ME
>>79848093You weren't watching American Stronny and Scottish Shibi at the same time? Ngmi
Man I'm normally a submissive guy but something about Immy just makes me want to hurt her affectionately and make her scream and cry lovingly
>>79847590muppet shibi is a canon model we will be seeing it again in all its kino witness her the muppet shibbers
>>79848192Its because shes your little sister and you love her you do love her right?
>>79848188I HAD NO IDEA IT WAS HAPPENING WHAT THE FUCK>>79848280imagine a live2d of this...
>>79848304nta but yes. with every fiber of my being
>>79848304Of course. All the unspeakable things I want to do to her come from a place of love
https://x.com/immybisounsfw/status/1808646604229890052https://x.com/immybisounsfw/status/1808646604229890052https://x.com/immybisounsfw/status/1808646604229890052
Genuinely what did she mean by this?
>>79848535god she’s literally me
https://x.com/immybisounsfw/status/1808647208918532508https://x.com/immybisounsfw/status/1808647208918532508https://x.com/immybisounsfw/status/1808647208918532508
I want to kill everyone that hates Immy and her massive tits
Cant wait to go trucking with mama tomorrow.
If the world is against Immy's massive tits then I am against the world
>>79848507>>79848651I don't get it...
Guys, figure out the deeper meaning please. I can't think right now my brain is clouded with horny
Immy, does it really matter if the world hates your massive tits when your big brother (me) loves them and wouldn't change them for anything?
If she posts tits im gonna fucking freak out Im ngmi im ngmi im ngmi im ngmi
>>79848995
Sherlock Shibi I require your wisdom.
>>79849027SHE BETTER NOT WE STILL HAVE 5 DAYS I'M BARELY HOLDING OUT GODDAMNIT
>>79849027How about your massive thighs and ass instead?
Immy I guarantee you I would not cum even if you posted your milk tanksi think
Personally I want to see Immy's anus
>>79849027Thats fine No seriously, i havent forgot what she said about posting irl pics last time
I think Immy is subtly hinting that she wants a gunplay greentext
>>79849360I’ll joke around but yeah
>>79849395There was one though i wouldnt complain if there was another
>>79849395But we have that already
Did someone cross-reference the book already?
>>79849063they keep "coming" back?"deeper" meaning? think "hard" to "uncover" it? I think she's just horny
why is this on3 r3tard typing lik3 this in Shibi's chat?
>>79849463>>79849474Oh shit I must have missed it, my bad. Probably for the best, I'm not sure I could contain myself
*taps sign*
>>79849527No i actually think shes referencing ltg >you just keep coming back like a summer ant
>>79849613 >Immy is tied to a chair, ropes cutting into her hands and feet while gagged with a white cloth>She's terrified, not sure where she is or why she's here>You step out of the darkness, a black balaclava covering your face and a 9mm pistol in hand>Immy's eyes widen as she sees the gun, tears rolling down her cheeks>You approach her and take her gag out>She's begging "please don't kill me please please">You squeeze her mouth so that's she's forced to open wide and you stick the gun in>She's whimpers in fear, your finger hovering near the trigger>You look into her eyes and see the absolute terror she's experiencing right now>You look down at her crotch and see that it's absolutely drenched>She's grinding against the chair through her soaked panties, instinctually aroused from the whole situation>"Suck on it" you demand>Her eyes glaze over as she begins sucking the barrel >You can tell that her fear and dread are slowly turning into pure arousal>You reach down to her crotch and pull Her underwear to the side, revealing an absolutely sopping cunt >You push two digits in with ease and start to finger fuck her>You can hear her moaning like a bitch in heat, teeth clenched around the gun as you pound her snatch with your hand>You can tell she's getting close>"If you cum without permission, I'm going to pull the trigger">She awakens from her horny stupor and starts crying again>She knows it'll be almost impossible to stop herself >She starts fidgeting and thrashing, desperately trying to stop herself from pushing over the edge>Right as you see her on the brink of losing her mind you whisper "Cum">Her groans are immense as she climaxes, convulsing in her chair as the waves of pleasure wash over her>She reaches another plane of existence through the pure bliss of her intense orgasms>After what feels like an eternity she begins to settle, the chair absolutely dripping with her juices>She passes out from it all and finds herself at home in her bed with you holding her tightly>You're constantly telling her how much you love her and how well she did>You're never going to leave her and would rather die than have her leave your life
>>79849395>Immy is tied to a chair, ropes cutting into her hands and feet while gagged with a white cloth>She's terrified, not sure where she is or why she's here>You step out of the darkness, a black balaclava covering your face and a 9mm pistol in hand>Immy's eyes widen as she sees the gun, tears rolling down her cheeks>You approach her and take her gag out>She's begging "please don't kill me please please">You squeeze her mouth so that's she's forced to open wide and you stick the gun in>She's whimpers in fear, your finger hovering near the trigger>You look into her eyes and see the absolute terror she's experiencing right now>You look down at her crotch and see that it's absolutely drenched>She's grinding against the chair through her soaked panties, instinctually aroused from the whole situation>"Suck on it" you demand>Her eyes glaze over as she begins sucking the barrel >You can tell that her fear and dread are slowly turning into pure arousal>You reach down to her crotch and pull Her underwear to the side, revealing an absolutely sopping cunt >You push two digits in with ease and start to finger fuck her>You can hear her moaning like a bitch in heat, teeth clenched around the gun as you pound her snatch with your hand>You can tell she's getting close>"If you cum without permission, I'm going to pull the trigger">She awakens from her horny stupor and starts crying again>She knows it'll be almost impossible to stop herself >She starts fidgeting and thrashing, desperately trying to stop herself from pushing over the edge>Right as you see her on the brink of losing her mind you whisper "Cum">Her groans are immense as she climaxes, convulsing in her chair as the waves of pleasure wash over her>She reaches another plane of existence through the pure bliss of her intense orgasms>After what feels like an eternity she begins to settle, the chair absolutely dripping with her juices>She passes out from it all and finds herself at home in her bed with you holding her tightly >You're constantly telling her how much you love her and how well she did>You're never going to leave her and would rather die than have her leave your life
>>79849200I'd bust immediately, I don't even care. I'd at least make it a tribute.
https://x.com/immybisounsfw/status/1808651879741862176https://x.com/immybisounsfw/status/1808651879741862176https://x.com/immybisounsfw/status/1808651879741862176
Helping lil sis feel better about her huge tits after being bullied in school for how big they are by gently kissing them, sucking them, massaging them, kneading them, and reassuring her that big bro is the only one in the world that truly loves her!
I'm playing peglin and don't have the brainpower to spare, you fucks solve this.
>>79849787>>79849789now kiss
>>79849809Is she correction baiting us?
>>79849882I bet you'd like that wouldn't you Immy?
>>79849881Bro im playing elden ring and horny out of my goddamned mind its over for us...
>>79849966holy shit unironically, when did i make this post?
I'm going to Immy's tits
She deleted every tweet she just made.
>>79849881by tits she means birds, thus forth she must have some sort of aviary problems.
Is she saying she's tried to lose weight from her tits but they came back?
>>79850112No....
>>79850112My cryptic little sister...
>>79850112I still see the one with sanji
>>79850112but what did she mean?
>>79849809what did I miss?
>>79850112Did we fuck up?
Is it pregnancy, breast cancer, extremely attached pet tits?
This was a test. You failed
>>79850318What did she want? What was the reward?
>>79850318Sorry Immy...im retarded and horny
>>79850318what was I supposed to do? as Immy so kindly reminded us, I am retarded
>>79850318The penalty for pinpals' collective failure is that Immy won't give permission to cum when she returns
we're retarded?
>>79850141I think it's probably something like this. Like she thinks she's fat and she's tried losing weight but ends up gaining it back.
>>79849063hang onisn't she flat?
>>79850318I'm pretty good at failing tests, so this is nothing new to me.
Immy... we're not that smart, especially when we haven't cum for a week....
Okay does she want a greentext about her tits growing and her being like "nooooo not my huge boobs...."???? I'M RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS GUYS
i will solve this mysterious riddle i refuse to be the retard of the family. just you wait.
Ok were gonna get art of this fuckable muppet getting it right?
>>79850771okay that's better than what i was thinking she was insinuating, which was "oh no, my tits are so huge but i want them small....*hands you knife* isn't there ANYTHING you can do about this, big bro?"so it's more concerning that "i" had that thought
Did she want us to say “no immy you’re the cutest and funniest little sister to ever exist”?
https://x.com/immybisounsfw/status/1808656030072541522https://x.com/immybisounsfw/status/1808656030072541522https://x.com/immybisounsfw/status/1808656030072541522
>>79850952sorry immy Stronny told me to read everything before signing it and she would.....hold on she might like me signing it knowing her now...
>>79850952Should i reply to this with my username, real name, or just say i'll sign it? help im retarded
>>79851008How did you get ahold of me and Immy’s marriage certificate anon?
Late losers I'm getting married
>>79851048not your real name bud
>>79851116I posted this by the by
>>79851116MINOR SMELLING ERROR
>>79851116I don't remember posting this but okay
>>79851116This me? Me.
>>79851048real name, and don't forget the rest of your credit card details (there isn't a field for them but they're implied)
>>79851048You're supposed to write in your real name like she did
>Icey-like reposts>Cryptic tits message>Makes fun of us>Marriage certificateThis girl is playing games with my mind
>>79851218best i can do is a real image of me
It's kind of turning me on that she wants to lock us in with her so we never leave.
>>79851048Your full legal name, social security number, birth certificate, credit card info, medical record, that kind of stuff.
>>79851309If Immy wasn't so against having kids would she be the type to baby trap us?
>>79850952why would she post this after we failed the riddle though?
>>79849775LMFAO
>>79851309Even though I know it wouldn’t be the best idea I would sign a legally binding certificate declaring that I belong to her with no hesitation.
>>79851405She seems more like the type to threaten to kill herself if you ever try to leave
>>79851405She said she thinks it’s hot
>>79851468Man I love her
reeflings i think i fucked up...
There have been a lot of forgeries and fraudulent certificates posted in the thread, so I had to find a copy of the real thing, hope this clears up all the confusion!
>>79850807i got nothing lads, turns out the retard of the family was me.
>>79851783>>79851116>>79851008we're meant to be siblings, so you should have added bisou as your last name you fucking idiots
Yeah but is it legal to have gay kissy sex with another boy for Immy while we're married? Seems a little dubious if you ask me.
>>79852051it's bisouver
no lie i want to see Shibi muppet lewds, but i need it to have her condescending/teasing/mocking the viewer in the act
>>79851698what did you do?
my nigga
The brainworms were getting to me but then immy said she wanted to marry me and now I’m doing great.
bread in the oven
>>79852862i want to help bake a bread in Immy's oven
>>79853022Hey that’s my line
>>79852387i googled the IRL stuff
>>79853417That makes it better, no?
>>79853968>>79853968>>79853968fresh
thread is almost at the end of the line, baker doko?
>>79854020Thanks Tobs baker.
>>79854020bless
>>79854020thx tobs
>>79854029nevermind>>79854020thanks Tobs