Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gMember VODs: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=UUMOoSrY_IQQVpmIRZ9Xf-y93gTwitter: https://twitter.com/gawrguraTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gawrgura_holoenSongs: https://rentry.org/Gura_songsMerch: https://rentry.org/Gura_merchGawr Gura Birthday Celebration 2024https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/gawrgura_bd2024Previous Thread: >>79801513
I love my wife so much!!
Sex with a fembud.
SAME-BEAAAAAAAMMMMUUUUUUU
Gura standing on her tail and using it as a spring to leap above you and get the high air for a devastating same beam attack
Gura cute Gura cute!
Gura ugly Gura ugly!
Im sorry buds, it's my fault Gura hasn't streamed the past week. It's because she knows I still haven't listed to the cover yet. Ill do it tonight so she comes back tomorrow
I want to know how you really feel about my wife Gura.
I want to know how you really feel about my Gurandma Gura.
>>79846397do you mean lolikami or give up
>>79846651Give up, of course I listened to myself sing with my wife.
>>79846776understandable then, the best part of give up in the thumbnail
Likes
>>79846895goom perms obtained
>>79846895thank you I was beginning to give up hope
Where gooey?
Gurass
>>79847097SNIFFFFF
>>79846967Here!
>>79846246
Will there be any fembuds watching baseball at the Dodger Stadium on July 5th?
>>79846518I love her more than anything and she loves me too, she said so.
>>79847452ToT
Day 6! Give it up for day 6!
>>79846895>>79847452Gura...
>goom perms including feeteven if they're old it's a good day to be a chumbie
>>79847322chumbies are kissing
>Hail Gura, full of Gawr>Yagoo is with thee>Blessed art thou amongst lolis>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus>Stinky Gura, mother of memes>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST>a>men
Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.
>>79847876samen
Is Gura a lonely loli god?
I don't know if the algorithm sensed that I did laundry today and am also feeling nostalgic so I'll just post this because I want to.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOeo_zHTWB4
MakeAtlantisGureatAgain
Chumbs we can believe in
>>79839016Sorry I missed your post last thread anon, if you're still here, this is the cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTvmId_lyVYI had the song anyway from making another Gurosary variant and figured I'd reuse it to LARP as a schizo demon
>>79848247i remember when CN moved over to these bumpers with all the cartoons living and working in a town. does that make me an ojisan?
>>79848244yeah, I guess she is...
>>79848244Why are you pretending to be me?
>>79848864>>79848244Please stop, I wasn't going to gosling tonight.
>>79849790Why is there a second guy pretending to be me?
Wife soon?
>>79850055I've never posted this ritual post with default Gura, at least you're being creative(?).
>>79849875maybe you suck at being you and need to do better
Is Gura a masturbation addict?
>>79850125>default Gurastop breaking my illusion, that's Gura in her stinky sharksuit that she brought from Atlantis and never washes
>>79850200shes just like me...
>>79850200Probably not, but she might like to do a little cheeky chum sometimes. It's healthy.
>>79850200If she is, then she should take Yagoo's advice:https://x.com/tanigox/status/715197965606891521
>>79850200does holding your pee as a girl count as masturbating?
>>79850777Yes. Gura gooms after every stream.
>>79850802
>>79850711KEK
>>79850777yes, straight gooning every single time
I took a dump, and now I'm feeling spiffy.
>>79851072is it like a low pleasurable hum or what. I don't think she's orgasming the entire time she's streaming it can't be that intense
That turkey bacon blt I made earlier is making my tummy hurt
>It's raining. I saw a little kid with their rain gear and umbrella while out shopping and it was soo adorable so idea came from thatGura is a child...
Chumbies seem to be doing alright.
>>79852484I'm actually quite content right now
https://x.com/latimes/status/1808659760008360335
>>79852484nyo im moving and its stressfulim looking forward to her singing for an entire stadium however
>>79848541I don't know. How old are you? I was a YTV fag. I had such a crush on Sugar.
>>79852843Cool, not clicking.
>>79852843my same-wife is so cute and funny
>>79852990
>>79853004isn't that the position her fingers are in when she masturbates
>>79852843>“I got bad hand-eye coordination, I’m not very fast, and my joints might give out by the third inning, but I can cheer and scream for my team like no other!”Gurandma...
>>79853119
>>79852484I’ve been struggling really hard. You know that feeling deep in your chest you get when you’re sad? I wish I wasn’t so weak chumbies…
>“I’m a shark-girl from the lost city of Atlantis,” Gawr Gura tells me. “I swam to the surface to hang out with you guys on land about 9,000 years ago.”>Tell me more.>“I’ve been told I have a heart of gold and a head of bone,” she says. “I have a long history of saying and doing ridiculous things on the internet.”Classic Gura interview. This is going up next to the book one.
>>79853041You know internally she's thinking "haha how the fuck did I end up here?"Ganbatte Gura!
>>79852484Daily shark thoughts keep me going.
>>79853367this unironically
>>79853254>a long history
>>79853423I wasn't ironic.
>>79853512Almost four whole years. Incredible, isn't it?
>>79853209i know that feeling. if it's recurring see a doctor choombie. a long time ago meds and therapy gave me what i needed to get myself to a much better place
Daily reminder to get your gains chumbuds, for Gura
>>79852843Proud of my wife for putting up with this obtuse faggot long enough to give him a few cute one liners.
>>79850711I checked and yes its real and so is the translation. I never did think I would see something like this. Its funny,
we are in the news, bros we made it
Daily reminds that Gura has access to these assets.
>>79854171That's Gabby, and no, she's not Gura.
She's likely so stressed out.
>>79854001I think he's using it as a metaphor for doing something other than that which only benefits yourself.We have some dysphemisms (opposite of a euphemism) like that in English too like "stroking one's ego", "self-fellating", etc.Also, the tweet was from 2016, one year right before he created hololive with A-chan and Sora.Seems pretty prophetic in hindsight, huh?
>>79853616I went rucking for an hour today with about 33lbs in my backpack
Food is too expensive, chumbies. I went to pick up some groceries and bought an individual slice of cake and a slice of cheesecake because they seemed like interesting flavors, but they were $6.50 each and like 20% of my total spending. I didn't even bother to check their price before I checked out.I'm a bit miffed about it.
>>79854355Pekora's still really nervous around her. In fact she seemed even more anxious during the promotion stream than Gura was.Pekora's the type that won't really open up until you spend a lot of time with her, so they just need to hang out in Japan or something. Maybe go to Universal Japan together or something.
>>79854588his post-nut clarity gave us hololive
>>79855309The language barrier is still scary. At least Gura has some home field advantage and can help her, which probably scares this introverted girl even more...Lord save them.
>>79854969i paid 15 bucks for 10 sushi rolls today. future generations are screwed
>>79855933where the fuck do you live? gotta be japan
>>79854969uwah, for that price you could unironically just make a whole cake yourself
>>79855933new jersey, right next to NYC
>>79854171imagine the double naizuri
>>79856013>>79856258granted, it's from a nice japanese marketplace, not some gas station
>>79856279now I really want one...https://litter.catbox.moe/cesg28.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/haeopb.mp4I the second one had a proper ending.
>>79855933I want sushi now...
>>79856442wheres the one where the guy finishes in gura
>>79854225Gabby IS Gura dumbud
>>79856529Retard
No horni
horni
>>79856529meds
>>79856442
>>79856527https://litter.catbox.moe/bi6b0m.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/susl5k.mp4which one?
>>79854171>>79856442Gura and Shion should share a dildo and do succy succy asmr.
>>79856776child
>>79856981more holos should do this
>>79856866based anon thank you
love you chumbie
>>79857182
>>79857297Me and Fauna
I think we're all going to make it. Like we always have.
>>79857707What are we making?
>>79858161An apple pie from scratch
yagoo will watch gura this friday
>>79858324but I made cheesecake...
>>79858324top tier pape, whats the name of this on wallpaper engine
>>79858869"Gura drifting in the sea of stars"
What do you find scarier, our own ocean? Or the universe? The universe fascinates me more.
Does anyone have the LA Times interview? I'm not paying for that shit.
>>79846159my love for gura is fading awayall fun moment with gura is becoming the past
>>79859184No matter how far away you drift, anon, Gura will always be there for you when you return, complete with more fun and happy moments to share with you. Take care of yourself and never forget that Gura is a part of you
>>79859152I find the ocean scarier, but the universe fascinates me a lot more too, even though there's realistically way scarier things out there
>>79859152I think the fact that there is so much empty space between stars is kinda lonely. I'd say the ocean is scarier but the universe is lonelier.
>>79853315>You know internally she's thinking "haha how the fuck did I end up here?"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8
BIG FAT TAIL
>>79859152If I got dumped into the middle of the ocean naked I wouldn't immediately experience the sensation of my blood boiling under my skin, so I'll go with "the universe" I guess.
>>79859152Studying life on other planets would be extremely interesting.Getting hit by a rock that decimates the entire planet is scary, though.
>>79860205If by middle of the ocean you meant depth wise then your blood might boil.
I have once again overslept while taking a nap
https://strawpoll.com/bVg8B6zw1yYVote for her
>>79861634gura and i have the same dent!!!
>>79861808I messed up, I tried clicking on Gura but nothing happened, then I clicked on vote and it registered my vote but I didn't actually vote, then I saw that you have to drag it... and now I wasted my vote...
I can hear the night time frogs outside my window!!
>>79863027"Drag your preferred option to the top"read sentences
>>79863218yeah I didn't read I only looked for Gura's name
>>79861540If we're talking depth I'd be well beneath crush depth so I wouldn't be feeling much of anything at all.
Did you buds fill out the Hololive merch survey? I just opened it and noticed they're asking about possible doing a survey with fans.
>>79859366I have a similar feeling.
>>79863733
gooba pop up parade https://x.com/gsc_goodsmile/status/1808702279089881570
>>79863027now gura will lose....
>>79863997A couple days ago Cover sent out the annual merch survey form.
>>79864005at least she was already on third place
>>79864150Oh, I didn't get it this year.
>>79863998another for the shrine
>>79859879Let the water hold me down
>>79864668Gura is literally Jesus
>>79850711i think the most important thing is masturbating
Can gura beat Radahn the consort?
Will there be any fembuds at the Radahn concert?
>>79864850Gura can't even beat depression chumbie.
>>79864990Wow! She’s just like me for real!
>>79864787Don’t you ever feel like a stupid monkey when you’re jorkin it? It’s so…low IQ.
>>79865512that makes it hotter
what the chumbies been doing lately?
>>79865662Im about to play more of the elden ring dlc, I made it to the final boss but still have some areas I want to explore before the fight.
>>79865662I was playing civ6
>>79865662I losing to a big sword monkey
>>79865662packing for moversmy back hurts
>>79865662getting lost in the woods in kingdom come, because hardcore disables your personal map marker that shows your position
>>79865662Calling people cocksuckers because they can't keep their suckholes shut and ruin an asset for everyone else.
Baguraette honhonhon
>>79865662I have been grinding for my treasure items in Black Desert, I got a 4th piece of my ring today, this piece took about 110 hours to drop. I need 1 more.
>>79865662Watching Overlord. I’m half way through season 2. I’m really enjoying it!
>>79865662Playing crysis after I got bullied in xcom 2 but maybe I'll go back to it.
>>79866044
>>79865662I was looking through one of my old external hdd and found a folder with some .swf files I saved back when /f/ was still a thing.
>>79866139Some of the most 4channy-esque posts were on the board. I remember playing a game where you had to use a machine gun fend off the incoming pedobears.
I miss her, bros...
>>79846140Hello chumbuds, I've been increasingly curious about Gura's ass lately.
>>79866139https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1720066994124628.webm
>>79866640A classic
>>79866638What spurred your curiosity about Gura's ass?
>>79866529She was cute before she became a used up whore with tattoos.
>>79865979What happened, chumbie?
>>79866883Mom found me and my brothers cum corner.
>>79866786The root cause is still unknown. I need to see more in order to sort my thoughts!
>>79867071why do you share a cum corner with your brother
>>79866106La basé
>>79867104Cuz my grandpa already claimed all the other corners
>>79867077
>>79867274he can't be in 3 places at once chumbie. if you can tolerate the smell you can claim one from him
>>79866883>>>/biz/58707916>>>/biz/58709192I had 27k riding on this coin and now it's worth 11k because they can't help themselves to sperg in public.
>>79865662I'm playing wc3 customs.
>>79867442Don’t you guys have like notifications when your stock starts plummeting so you can panic sell?
Where does the Gura fucking dogs rumor come from?
>>79867442>because they can't help themselves to sperg in public.As someone who has never messed with crypto what did they do in public that made it worthless?
>>79867779you're thinking of gura's retired sister kana
>>79867779Never heard that one so not from here. She may have hinted at being a diaperbud though.
>>79867779She's a furry. This isn't a joke.
>>79867779When Fuwamoco talked about running into her in JP they mentioned they couldn't resist her lust filled stink.
>>79867779Not sure, but there should be more art of dogs hotdogging her ass and fucking her.
>>79867756I never sell.>>79867817The coin has eyes on it, more importantly Tier 1 exchanges that are observing how the community behaves, interacts, and most importantly how we leave an impression on others. What this faggot did was throw a hissy fit and called a scammer in his inner circle an Indian and started saying stuff like how they smell of Curry and their smell is almost as bad as basketball americans kek.
>>79867756Yeah but then you get those funny (((glitches))) which tank a stock +50% and then goes back up a microsecond later.
>>79867779it happens in hentai art sometimes.
>>79867442>investing in shitcoinsi made 30k in 2021 making my own coin and dumping on gamblers. would've been 100k if i sold at the top. put your money in index funds and forget about it instead of gambling
>>79868052What coin was that? Could we make a Gura coin?
>>79868052catbread. i had a scammer in our inner circle too, that's why i dumped my load. shitcoint gamblers are smarter now and it takes more money to start up with liquidity. it's not gonna be worth it for me.
>>79867779
>>79868122>>79868257
GOD YOU COULD JUST PICK HER UP AND EFFORTLESSLY MANHANDLE HER HNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>79868290God damn it. I was hoping for a lewdpost.
>>79868290Gura wants to be overpowered by a pack of dogs.
>>79868290What are the odds she's actually done something?
>>79868257Wait, it takes money to create crypto? I thought you just needed a computer and a crypto algo to make things into an NFT?
>>79868400zero. stats say prostitutes are the ones doing it
>>79868383Getting gangbanged by a pack of dogs is a pretty far fetched fantasy.
>>79868466Where did these stats come from?
Will Gooba stream with Ame on 4th july like last year?
>>79867442>now I know how other boards feel whenever they tell me to fuck off back to /pol/ it's as if you couldn't contain yourself and had to scream NIGGER at the top of your lungs inside an Applebee's during happy hour. One fucking job.I know quoting this at you won't get you to shut up in the future, so I'll do it now and get it out of my system.
>>79868512a long time ago i just remember finding out the white women fuck dogs stereotype is a total lie, that graph was made up by a jew that polled prostitutes on their sexual experiences
>>79868433Yes, you do to create liquidity, which basically allows for buying and selling. I don't remember the details but when you create a token you provide initial liquidity with whatever the native token for your blockchain network is.
>>79868540Don't make me do it.
>>79868695*i'm talking about creating a shitcoin on an existing network, not a whole new token
>>79868688I'm not even aware of which graph you're referencing, if I'm being completely honest.
>>79853877NGL the smugness emanating from that faggots writtin is annoying as fuck.Gura has alot of patience.
Gura is on LA right now
>>79867756I honestly don't understand the crypto kids. You can make thousands of dollars in seconds trading the NQ without all the bullshit. Volatility on it is ridiculous, moves like it's on fucking crack.
>>79868946I feel like Cover answered all but the last line she gave.
>>79868946The kind of people who pay attention to articles like that like the smug tone. They're giving their audience what they want, like how Gura is giving us what we want.
>>79868946You think the answers weren't curated as well?
>>79868951I feel bad for her.I hope she's ok.
>>79868951Gura goes to Taiwan earthquake, Gura goes to LA ????
>>79868951post link
>>79868777That would be gay. Gura deserves her very own token and you know it.
>>79869139Stop calling my wife fat.
>>79869006probably because of the trading limits for accounts under 25k in value. that doesn't exist in crypto. oh and social media shilling.
>>79869187clear the hallway everyone, Gura's comin through!
But I wanted to hear more about Gura fucking dogs.
>>79869267What's there to say about it? Gura thinks it's hot but she doesn't do it herself.
>>79869187I'm not saying Gura is fat rather that she's an omen for disasters. Bad Luck = Big Luck.
>>79869267That's Gabby.
>>79869029>>79869118Oh sure her answers went throught her manager at least.But still that retard sounds so passive agressive it is infuriating.>>79869075I guess, only self-righteus idiots read articles like that regularly.
>>79869240You mean clean the runway?
>>79869267
Do you guys think there’s any new journalists writing a piece on chumbuds?? Holy shit…what if they’re in here observing us right now??? What should we say to them???
I want to hug a fembud and spoil her lots...
>>79869358I'm the journalist. Say something. NOW.
>>79869223Yeah, fuck the PDT rules
>>79869332In LA every faggot is passive aggressive.
>>79869358If they do, I hope they kill themselves and I'd personally strangle them to death if I could.
>>79869394Oh nyo I’m getting stage fright!!! Ummm. *holds up spork*
>>79869358>Do you guys think there’s any new journalists writing a piece on chumbuds??Maybe? The more famous hololive becomes the more hyenas would want to see what they can get out of creating controversy >Holy shit…what if they’re in here observing us right now???They can suck my dick>What should we say to them???The same as above and that they will be out of a job soonas no one with a brain respects or trusts them anymore.
>>79869358I'M GONNA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>79869223Futures has no PDT rule. You can trade micro NQ with $100, stupid but possible.
>>79869358>What should we say to them???I'm not a big fan of Israel.
HAPPY AMERICA DAY
>>79869710Bahumbug
MURRICA
America
>>79869358no but we will be in a youtube essay about gawr gura 5 years after she graduates! say cheese!
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/120202622
>>79861808You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>7987000999% chance that video has doxx in it. Burn in hell future video essayist.
>its already july 4thWhat the fuck. I thought it was july 1st
>>79869006I just ignore those retards and their shitcoins and stick with Monero. Crypto isn't a vehicle for speculation and despite Chosenite shills spinning the narrative for years now it's not a "ponzi scheme" that would be social security - it's primarily a medium of exchange, and it should be used as such.
>>79870069I’m getting miffed just thinking about it. They will pay for this.
>>79870015On the rare occasions that Gura wears panties, this is what they look like.
>>79847205are you going to ask this every single thread?
>>79870045Make chumbie prime number 2
>>79870220How new
>>79870045The only thing dumber than caring about a discord poll is caring about a strawpoll.
>>79870233Yea I probably should've placed Fauna higher, maybe 3 or 4, I really like a lot of her art.
>>79870220What are you? Some kind of retard?
>>79870220until july 5th
>>79870103Yeah too many use improperly use it as a poor man's stock exchange rather than what it was meant to be. I bet this was also outside influence as to not compete against the fed's fiat fake currency.
Will there be any fembuds playing wc3 customs?
>>79870358Do fembuds even know that wc3 exists or its custom game modes?
>>79870435fembuds play dota 2 custom modes
>>79870482Oyasame
>>79870482goob morning
>>79870482goobniite
>>79870482sleep tight buddy
>>79870476Yeah but dota was released post 2010's and largely popular when it released. wc3 while popular came out in a different time with different cultural norms.
>>79863199my wife is so silly
>>79870482Zzzz Zzzz Zzzz
Sneaking in just to remind you all that I love her the most and she loves me the most.
>>79871340I LOVE HER THE MOST
>>79871469ok fine I'll go to sleep... in an hour or two
>>79870482sharkdreams
>>79871469Is this why I’m so stupid..?
>>79871571that's me on her head
>>79871624Stop standing on top of my wife’s head
>>79871685I like the ai stockings
>>79871694same desu
skittering evil creature has evolved
>>79871694I like it too. If there's one thing artificial intelligence is getting right it's cute short small girls in white tights.
>>79871972R A I N O F S P I D E R S
>>79871682>He thinks I'm just standing up thereNah, I'm gooming, her hair is going to be like a helmet when I'm done. You can thank me later since me and her mommy agree that she needs a helmet.
>>79871571Are chumbies in a symbiotic or parasitic relationship with the Gura shark?
>>79872704symbiotic
>>79872704Parasitic. She said she enjoys spending time with us, but if there were true she'd be doing it more often.
>>79846140Gura probably had spent a year traveling the country to hit as many Kid Rock shows as possible. She contracted so much hepatitis, the variants combined into a super virus, becoming more powerful with every encore. Now she need, like, all her organs replaced and the owner of cover is helping by holding a fundraiser, donating $2 for every merch ordered.I mean, assuming I've analyzed her situation correctly
>>79872843I personally gave her a hepatitis variant while she was traveling.
>>79872895stinky fish breath
>>79873168please give us some gura
>>79872804Funny how you never bother calling her out on it every time she does say it and just whine here about it.
I beat the giant sword monkey. Time to sleep
>>79873271Why would I ruin the vibe? Have some common sense.
>>79873312You use a vibe? Gaaaaaaaaaaaay
Gura likes using her vibe
>>79873392vibes are for fembuds
Although I don't use a vibe, I am vibe-curious, and believe they can be used by straight males.
>>79873312Common sense would be calling someone out if you think they are lying instead of just seething here about it.
I'm surprised Cover hasn't retweeted that LA Times article yet.
>>79872804>but if there were true she'd be doing it more oftenNobody has ever posted any evidence for this btw, let alone any *good* evidence
>>79873589You don't do things you enjoy? It's self-evident.
>>79873589I'm sorry that you struggle to observe reality
>>79873507Reminder for all the curiousbuds: the slippery slope is not a fallacy, it is a prophecy
>>79873719It doesn't seem that hard to not stick things up my butt. I will be the chosen one.
>>79873555I hope Cover doesn't retweet the article by the LA Times. It's cwinge and makes my wife look bad.
>>79873660>You don't do things you enjoyNo, as a matter of fact I don't. For *numerous* reasons. You're presuming an extremely simplistic, idealized, Epicurean model of human behavior and incentive structure that anybody over the age of twelve should immediately be able to see through. Off the top of my head, presuming that people simply "do things they enjoy" doesn't account for a) energy and motivation, b) distractions and obligations, or c) mental illnesses that disrupt the normal decision making process - among countless other things.>It's self-evidentNo, it isn't. Do some reading on human psychology or, better yet, observe human behavior in actual reality and then get back to me.>>79873661Ironically, it's observing reality that makes it blindingly obvious why this is an extremely stupid thing to say.
>>79873782>It doesn't seem that hard to not stick things up my butt.That's what they all say chumbie...
>>79873886Would ruin this cute goth kitty Gura T u T
>>79873977Would ruin this cute slut faggot T u T-poster anon
>>79873782Just make sure you can get it back out.
>>79873719>>79873782What's wrong with playing with your butt? I'd let Gura peg me any time she wanted.
>>79874047B-buttbud...
>>79874047I'd never consider it because I already have an anal fissure and there's no way it wouldn't make that problem worse.
>>79873886the cope response to the she hates us stuff is way worse than the she hates us stuff
>>79874179Everything I said is a stone-cold fact. Get over it.
She doesn't hate us. And using streams and only streams as a metric is incredibly retarded.
>>79874239It's also a fact that she'd stream more if she enjoyed it, but keep spouting excuses to why she enjoys streaming so much yet can't do it.
>>79874309No it isn't, and unlike (You), I don't need to spout excuses and platitudes - because I have facts on my side.
>>79874309Says the one making excuses for not calling her out on supposedly lying.
>>79874309>No counter-argument>Just keep shrieking that it's a "fact" and actual facts are "excuses"roru
WifeMine
>>79847182That’s me on the right
>>79874444Nice numbers chumbie
ever since gura became my oshi i've started having really pleasant dreams every night thank you Gura
>>79874640You're welcome chumbie
>>79847182See that Gun she's holding? That's my peen T u T
>>79874791
>>79874395How am I supposed to argue against every potential excuse in the book? He's got a fleet of reasons why she can't stream, but the simplest reason is the most likely one. The vast majority of the time, Gura isn't streaming because she doesn't want to.