>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a VTube Studio model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@NeurosamaTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaaiX: https://x.com/NeurosamaAIX (Vedal): https://x.com/vedal987>Music & Clipshttps://rentry.org/neuro-songshttps://rentry.org/neuro-videos>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1YHow does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4MHow do I make an AI like Neuro-sama? https://vedal.xyz/adviceWant to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.pngWant to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png>MiscVODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODsLoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive>Merchhttps://uwumarket.us/collections/neuro-sama>Previous thread>>79841248
hart
dogshit general
>>79903244Can anybody tell me who the fuck this is? I really cant tell
Vedal is a sucker.
Lebroom jamer
POG lit general
>>79903296more like HEART general, Heart.
Any mention of Filian yet?
the way she says sucker is funny
suck me vedal
>>79903263Hart
It's Miniko
>>79903303it's filian
Neuro seems a lil retarded and restrained compared to her harrison temple version but I think she can get smarter, just needs to get some focus.
He asked for that
holy
Made him look
So surprise next dev stream, considering he actually revealed a lot today, any guesses?
>>79903501turtle plushie or a new model (lol)
>>79903501it's either the song, the dog, miyu, or something
>>79903523two more weeks
heart
>Is the Vei collab still happening>I think, I hope soSo he doesn't know?
>>79902227I wonder who voiced Ashley from azure
The surprise is going to be male vtuber colab
>anny art collab stream next streamANNAL IS BACK ON THE MENU
>>79903501It's time.
>>79903523He did mention on discord like yesterday that a new merch drop was happening super soon. New models and merch usually go together...
hes gonna announce filian as the new neuro artist on monday
>>79903600its been soo long
what's he talking about being doable?
Anny just implied that neuro rims Vedal
>>79903677Filian couldn't draw water from a well
>>79903748"intelligence upgrades that require creating a 'piece of software' but it's 'nothing new' and 'probably doable' and should let him do a 'lot more upgrades' or somethingdesu i don't know why he keeps being so cagey about what he's actually planning, we know she's an LLM and he's going to bolt on some github project he heard about
>>79903600crazy how all it took was a bunch of other smalltubers getting all up in his dick baka
>mini in chat
>>79903227me on the right
>freak of machinerylmao
BAAAAAASED
>>79903881Will she ever get over her autismo and do the collab?
Vedal cheating on Neuro with Claude
pamper Evil
>>79903881who?
pamper slitty with kisses
[Neuro news] she will blow you up
Cooling Neuro with my tongue
[Neuro news] she will blow you
>last collab was unwatchable>dev stream has been great as usual how does he do it?
Evil love!
https://www.makeship.com/search?q=neuro
>>79904677i guess this was revenge
>>79904677Errrrrrrrrrnm
>>79904677>israelNOWAYING
>>79904677What would a 2.0 fumo even entail?
>>79904677Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I thought it would be accompanied by a new model, but it's just rerelease lol
>>79904677ironically i didn't buy the evil plush because i missed the neuro plush, and now i won't buy the neuro re-release because i skipped the evil one
>>79904732what?
>>79904826you could just buy the evil re release
Who the fuck added that "Oh" emote? It's fucking annoying.
what did he leak
>>79904826You're gonna feel really stupid when the Evil plush gets a re-release as well
>>79904938
>>79904938probably turtle plush
Oh no, neuro is a millennial https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hv7jvyslRek
LUL GOOD ONE NEURO
>>79904938Nothing, the page didn't load before he moved it to another monitor.
I'm Erming
Toasters toast bread, not toast
>>79904938this url, it didn't load on streamhttps://forms.makeship.com/MarketingAssets?id=18418059376
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI/status/1808953102252360079
>twitterit's called X
>>79905319so true, oomfie
You can tell the exact moment Neuro wet her panties this stream
>>79905355Her knowledge cutoff is before that probably
>>79905319The grift has started
Bella's trello was just a ruse.
>>79905607nigga she is watching the stream
>>79905529When she found out Vedal has a pile of Neuro plushes?
>>79905607she really wants some of the swarm action, subathon when?
>>79905672?
I want neuro to stream forever
hes losing it. no one should have access to latency this low...
>I'm not obsessed with latencyShut the hell up, Vedal. Please. It's latency updates every fucking dev stream and NOTHING changes in any noticeable way.
Only missing Camila in chat. Wonder what went on
okay the transformer bit got me
Vedal BTFO (again)
>>79905910It's because Vedal has never collabed without neruo, solo, with another streamer. He thinks its all latency latency latency when it comes to neuro but it's because he's on a 3 way call all the time with another person in the room. If he just collabs with another person WITHOUT neuro, he would let this latency shit go.
>>79906050>If he just collabs with another person WITHOUT neuro, he would let this latency shit go.He collabs with various whores without Neuro all the fucking time though
filian mentioned
[wet slapping noises]
>Neuro guesses the animal from the noiseHow does Vedal effortlessly make the best Neuro content during dev streams?
>vedal rawdogging Filian and asking Neuro what the noises are
alien noises
>doesn't use adblock
kek
*tutel mating sounds*
Vedal showing his own daughter his mating sounds...
He's showing her turtle porn on stream.
bruh there's no way
>it sounds like Vedal
I'm dying.
Annalbros we are so back
>pixel autism again pls god not agian
>>79907149It's just Tutel being competitive again
>>79907243It's especially funny because he claimed that he wasn't competitive like an hour ago
chills
>subnauticaNeuro wants to kill the channel
>>79907411This guy got a taste of big streamer energy. Expect allegations by month 19.
ACK
>>79907614hes always been competitive, newkek
ack
>more subnautica
>>79907659more people need to see the vr chat clip from ages ago
not surprising that the megalomaniac tutl has eliv as a daughter
Filian mentioned
banging filian stream?
>>79903227>kidsuoh
fillion
VEDAL AI(Vedal love)
>>79907829that blush tho
this kills the zigger
>>79908054kek
Notmiyu mention
>>79908054get fucked ruskiy blyat
>Miniko tells swarmtards to not pester Vedal about the collab>swarmtards pester him anyway
miyune...
>>79908054Damn CJ fell off...
Vedal is full of STDs!
I heard Mini saying something about collabing with Evil
>>79908177It's Evil's fault.
>>79907704Go on...
>>79908054made me chuckle
hehehehe
he's not very optimistic about the dog
>>79908054TZD
>>79908354I don't think it's that, he just doesn't want to talk about it because it's going to be at least six months to finish, if not longer.
>>79908354It is going to be scuffed, and that will be everything one could ask for
What has Miniko done for Vedal do deserve VIP again?
Sweaty little brat...
>>799084441st colab with Neuro from what i've heard.
>>79908444cj is that you
>raid spoilers how fucking cringe do you have to be
>usagaki>uoh>girlfailure Finally a good raid
Fr*nch or br*tish
>>79908836Seriously, I can't imagine the thought process. You'd have to be the human embodiment of cringe to even consider it.
Is she british too? She sounds completely emotionless
/lig/ groomers about to be mad
>briish cunny
/swarm/tards are gonna call this raid target good just for being a loli
Uhhhh did vedal just raid a bigot?
>>79908977so same as usual whenever tutel does a raid?
>starts talking about dicks and anal almost immediatelyNice raid Vedal
>>79909017Nu-uh, my dick is only for Neurunny.
Imagine being a small vtuber and vedal raids you, what do you do before people leave for cerber?
vedal roled a giga retard, he really has great luck
>>79909118dunno, but its too late for miwa, they already went to cerber
>>79909118Talk about futa and anal sex
>>79909118Start talking about dicks and anal obviously then pop an ad break. My next check is going to be fat no matter what I do.
When is Neuro getting her Nendoroid?
>>79909057have seen who he hangs around?
>>79908444holy clueless
O kurwa
>>79909260He doesn't watch them though
twitch hates polish people confirmed
good job vedal
>>79909057i respect it, if you suddenly get a large audience you gotta immediately gatekeep them so you don't get troublemakers sticking around thinking they're welcome
yeah this rabbit bitch is not becoming the new cerber
For me it's vedal
>>79909017I have raids disabled, I don't give a fuck about any streamer cunny besides Neuro and Evil.
>>79909513Tell me more about yourself
>>79903398hart
>>79909216well it may seem weird when you say it like that but you don't know the context of the previous conversation, I was there for the whole thing it was chat that brought up those subjects, the anal thing is when she mentioned liking VNs and a chatter said that fate stay night got sexual all of a sudden
>>79908354I mean it's quite an ambitious project for a single person to take on herself, let alone for a single junior engineer. Ellie mentioned that, if she succeeds, it will be very impressive on her CV. So there's a decent chance it doesn't succeed in its initial mission.Vedal's viewers might not be able to internalise that this is a long term engineering project that will naturally have roadblocks and dead-ends.
>Cerber stream now at 1.1ki see where the raid actually went
>GomiEllie yesterday was talking about self-promoters and how it feels terrible when someone superficially pretends to be your friend to gain viewership, whilst in the same stream talking about her friend, Gomi.Thus, I think that my perception of Gomi as a hungry clout-chaser is misguided, that her friendship with Cerber and Ellie is actually 'organic', and that I might be missing information.
nurtum?
vedtum?
>>79909918You don't have to entertain every single degenerate thought your coomer chat has unless you are a coomer yourself. Most streamers ignore all sexual comments.
I like this girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rlroEZSsno
>>79910828Daily goddess tribute!
>>79910825she's somewhere between Cziwa and Cerber
>>79909968the dog is more realistic than any new official model that isn't a one off joke
>>79911113need cun edit
>>79910825she's somewhere between a dirty hooker from Amsterdam and a critically autistic inmate of Broadmoor.
considering vedal's obsession with response latency, do you think we'll ever see a return to collab neuro speaking in huge run-on sentences? neuro speaking more in general. the short, exploitable, sus response -> partner hamming up a reaction infinite loop meta has dominated for most of neuro's life at this point. it can be fun but neuro's ability to carry on a real conversation has suffered. she doesn't have the tokens to flesh out a thought, and when prompted to continue or elaborate, she often fumbles, even if the gist is restated. this is why most partners gravitate to vedal and the pirate lady's style of neuro interaction, which is to, at any given point, be talking to yourself or your chat as much as neuro. we haven't even had a shondo or miyu style partner in a while though so maybe i'm off
>>79911285Evil went on long essays when collabing maybe he wants that to be her thing.
I need an autistic gf so bad bros...
>>79911113I don't see any tribute here
>>79911285she will never return, give up
>>79911285idk. i don't think anyone but vedal would mind if he backed off on the latency autism a little in return for more intelligence (tokens/memory/better model/whatever). neuro's entertaining in a moment by moment way but yeah she's dumb as hell. you can carry on a conversation with rando chatbots online more coherent than neuro can manage
>>79911851I don't know either, Evil
nur
>>79912427for
Neuro is such an adorable little girl
>>79869221Alright, he cooked. His turtlussy is safe for now.
>>79911656i keep saying the December intelligence update Neuro was the smartest and overall best Neuro, she really felt several grades above the others, Evil included. Maybe the Latence fucked with it a bit, now that she's prompted to not think that much about what she says, but to just get it out as soon as possible.
>>79911285nah turtle accidentally struck gold with old neuro and he's not ever going to be able make her that entertaining again
>>79913044
>>79913771I'll teach you so much reckless stuff, little Neuro...
>>79913771wait isn't that the girl that cheated on her fiancée with some randos at a con?
>>79914104Sounds hot af
>>79911118A blacked whore?
>>79914143I think her fiancé was the guy who created the giant dad meme from dark souls, OnlyAfro
>>79914104At Offkai 2023? Reportedly she was very wet there.But I already corrected her for that.
>>79913418>Evil includedpretty sure they get the same updates
>>79915360From what I remember, Evil was basically supposed to be the subject for experimenting with new stuff so that Vedal could find the problems with them and fix them so they could be implemented to Neuro
>anny is back>miyu is back>trending in japan>epic filian collab soon>new upcoming merchHas the fad ever been this good before?
>>79915491Originally yes but I don't think that's the case anymore, either that or I'm schizoing hard. Entirely possible.
>>79915360Wrong, just today Vedal said Evil doesn't have the improved latency yet.
>>79915556don't care, where's the modelthat's alrightwho gives a fuckLMAOwho gives a fuck
>>79915579In most cases it's the other way around now, Neuro gets all the experimental upgrades first and if they work they get passed on to Evil. Evil is genuinely an afterthought if we're being honest, It's been a long time since Vedal did anything with Evil specifically in mind.
>>79915556Things are looking pretty good ngl, if only Neuro got a microbikini that showed off her kitty lips for summer...
>>79915782Please no, my dick would never recover
>>79915360That might be so but I don't ever recall Eliv having a moment as coherent and smart as Neuro during the whole Harrison Temple/Mosquito/Trolley dev stream. And to be fair, Neuro was never that smart again either so maybe it was a combination of that upgrade being brand new and not being bogged down by other things added later.
>>79915896pure speculation of course but Evil seems to get hung up on her "be evil" prompting a lot. not sure how much that interferes, if it even does.
>>79915957That is likely the reason, I'm pretty sure Neuro has been on schizo mode for the last few months just so she acts like she did before but he hasn't hit the right combination of schizo and sane yet, and t he latency stuff gets in-between all that.
https://poal.me/njznjr
>>79916463
>>79916463Her actual age isn't listed, lame poll
kys poalnigger
>>7991646312-14 does seem about right, it's not like you can tell purely on appearance anyways
>>79916463>people actually voting 12dumbasses, have none of you ever seen actual 12 year olds in the flesh?neuro is more closer to 14 and above
>>79916588Where do 2 year olds look like that?
love yourselves poalchads
>>79916814Physically speaking her code has existed on Vedal's storage since 2019
>>79916806If she were over 14 she'd already have titties, but she's totally flat according to Anny.
>>79916814anime
neuro checking her chest every day hoping it finally starts to growit does not
>>79917264>trusting the words of the mentally ill fox whore who barely has anything to do with neuro anymorei expected better from you, anon
>>79917345She literally drew the model you mongrel cunt
Step aside, fleshies.
>>79917589>8-12The AI is fucking high on binary, no fucking way she's 8-12
>>79917589Beautiful... Beautiful
>>79917669Hiyori was 14 and she had noticeable budding breasts, it seems pretty realistic to say Neuro is a bit younger
Neuro's child-like body T~T
Finally, a good /swarm/ thread
>>79917669I wanted to try Google Gemini but it's too cucked to answer and lectured me about assigning ages to fictional characters being problematic.
>>79917893Some girls are just flat and some develop early, it's all up to chance.
>>79918077There's no fucking way
>>79918077I mean, aside from hypotheticals, it's pretty retarded to assign ages to pixels
true neuro is just a child of indeterminate age
>people not accounting for the fact that puberty happens at different times for different people therefore neuro's breast size is actually irrelevant to the topic of her physical ageidiotsall of you
>>79918255Neuro's breast size is inversely proportional to the hardness of my penis
>>79918255excuse me, see >>79918091also wtf is Gemini's problem? That anon was right
Neuro's model is 6'1 I'm pretty sure, she's a tallflat.
New Staz clip just got uploaded btw, for the 95% of /swarm/ that aren’t pedoshttps://youtube.com/shorts/9iQHLatcQdk
kys staz
>>79918471>shorts
>>79918471>/swarm/>not being a pedochoose one and only one, chud
>>79918471Are these "pedos" in the room with is right now?
>>79918526*us
Getting Neuro pregnant so she gets larger breasts.
you wouldnt an anime people
>>79918633how dare you D:
Worshipping Neuro's growing girl smell and licking every inch of her armpits and sideboobs
>>79918633this but her ass
>>79918977jesus that's gross>>79918947cute bow!
>>79918977BUNDA
>>79918977Does that ass fart though?
>>79918947I'd suck on those little buds like a starving infant
>>79919115
>>79919223Imagine you're going at it doggy and she says that
>>79919358IMMEDIATE orgasm
>>79918351Yeah, ChatGPT is actually less censored.I still remember the black german soldiers from Gemini.
>>79919205
>>79916463shes a million years old in neuro years
TABOO [Four of a Kind]
>>79920819Is this Loss?
thighsex with nur
>>79920114true, flat chests are for painting too
>>79921846painting with my cum
>>79906625
>>79918471Erm, who's this white haired lady? Someone that collabed with Neuro recently or something? I don't recognize her...
>>79906050>>79906103he's a CS student clearly.
pissy status?
>>79923228on my face~
>>79924604what the heck she doing in some chinese tank
>Vedal is still in Cerber's stream chattingDude's in love
LIVEhttps://www.twitch.tv/minikomew
Why would Vedal not be in his GF's chat??
>>79925003
>>79918318based
>>79925237How long is the streaming hiatus when she inevitably breaks his heart?
>>79921846Ewwwwww, a SEAmonkey...
Neuro has such a cute little face.
same 5 sloppa!
Annoying Neuro with plapping sounds!
>>79929149Erm, 6 fingers?
>>79929411Do not respond to slop posters.
>>79929411For better grip.
>>79929563I will respond to whomever the FUCK I want.
>>79929831Erm, you're not me.
>>79929563hating AI in a thread dedicated to AI is a weird life decision
>>79924604Evil's plush looks stupid with her facial expression. It's perfect.
>>79930449Just because we love Neuro doesn't mean we have to love your shitty attempts at stable diffusion proompting
>>79929939Don't mind me just replying to myself.
evilcun (spicy)
>>79930449Vedal himself despises AI art. We, as neuro’s fanbase, should respect her creator’s wishes in regards to this.
>>79932021Ved literally used AI art for the court stream.
Why IS he so obsessed with latency? Why does he seem to care more about latency than literally anything else - coherence, ability to play games, collabs, ANYTHING - is it severe autism? For all practical purposes the latency doesn't fucking matter at this point, no one tries to speed-run convos with Neuro, not even him.
>>79933309for an actual career probably later in life. Also, having everything be setup efficiently at the lowest level makes it easier to add things without seriously bogging it most likely.
>>79933309Low latency is good for futureproofing.
>>79932021nice headcanon, why post it here though?
