Ultimate Utaite Edition Last thread: >>91891432TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo TEMPUS>Regis Altarehttps://www.youtube.com/@regisaltarehttps://twitter.com/regisaltare>Axel Syrioshttps://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrioshttps://twitter.com/axelsyrios>Gavis Bettelhttps://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettelhttps://twitter.com/gavisbettel>Machina X Flayonhttps://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayonhttps://twitter.com/machinaxflayon>Banzoin Hakkahttps://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakkahttps://twitter.com/banzoinhakka>Josuiji Shinrihttps://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinrihttps://twitter.com/josuijishinri>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmondhttps://twitter.com/magnidezmond>Noir Vesper [Alumn]https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesperhttps://twitter.com/noirvesper_en ARMIS>Jurard T Rexfordhttps://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexfordhttps://twitter.com/jurardtrexford>Goldbullethttps://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletchhttps://twitter.com/goldbullet_en>Octaviohttps://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_enhttps://twitter.com/octavio_holo>Crimzon Ruzehttps://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuzehttps://twitter.com/crimzonruze >OP Templatehttps://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX>Songs Playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS>Magmaboardhttps://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z
>>91942083/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.>1. Why not merge with /stars/?Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?It is not of our concern.>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?It is not of our concern.>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?It is not of our concern.>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!Thine words do not belong in this temple.>8. You guys should split the thr-Thou shalt not.Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.
>>91942095Amen.
>>91942095koimen
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>>91942095Amen
leglock and babytrap machina x flayon>>91942095amen
>>91942095AMENI think Hakka owns me Sex
YEEEAH
>>91942688>owns youBack to the dungeon, sex slave!
>>91942688>me Sexhakka doesn't want crustacean ass, mr. krabs
Is Mama ok?
>>91942911he's probably delirious from the fever
vocaboomer time?
I was gonna panic that this was unarchived, but I remembered its permanent. Phew
taking advantage of shinri while he's so vulnerable...
>OK SING IT!>Nano goes quiet>Hakka and U-san sing that part Ok that was bretty good
I wonder if Axel is at GBF Fes today
Holy shit Nano, that was amazing
Nearly missed this collab damn Hakka is singing with Nano? The bird is going places.
>>91943794I hope so
DORYOKU MIRAIA BEAUTIFUL STAR
NAKAAAAAAAAA~
>>91942933At this time last year we saw a deeply sleep deprived Shinri pondering the logic of tongue twisters, now we have him feverishly tweeting nonsense. Beautiful.I wonder what the holidays will bring for him next year.
>>91944026Maybe hot ghost bitches or a naked, willing Altare
>I'm so happy, I wanna piss real bad
>>91943893yeah! they did a cover together last monthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwRJLwBIwP4
>>91944145
>>91944235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpz8CX1oXWsHoly shit, nano's the singer of a song I found on niconico and then lost over a decade ago. I haven't been able to find it until now. THANK YOU HAKKA.
UNIRONICAL BRAZILIANS IN CHAT
>>91944167Oh wow I didn't even realize, thanks. I listened to nano tons a decade ago on niconico, cool stuff
FUCKING HUGE BACKGROUND TRACK
that was a great duet
>when your heros kill the VOD
Aniki is alive yaaay
>>91945826Yaaaaay he's alive~
>>91943794Not in person it seems but still watching the stream (or it's just a smokescreen)
Shinri is trying to say somethinghttps://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1870330227953742276
>>91947715smol animals cute
I have an ill premonition that Bettel will cancel tomorrow's gingerbread handcam
I have an ill premonition that anon is gonna trip and hit their head, leaving them in a coma for 7 years
octavio is so bad at this...
proud of him for organizing thishttps://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1870335317448016199
>>91949454Re-sell it Hakka!Jokes aside I'm proud of my ourple jobber
>>91949757He will auction it one day
G’night everywan
>>91951250sweet dreams, little slime
Sweet dreams, everyone. I hope mama feels better soon.
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1870353397687194048MY HUSBAND IS HOME
>>91952705Time for Hakka and Axel to go on dates
>>91953680More like time for Hakka to beg for Axel's knot and cum now that they're mostly alone.
>>91925637ruze... please... the dead horas are taking me
HOOOOOOOLY SHIT MY NOTIFICATIONSSHINRI ON THE 3D DADDY DADDY DO COVERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA_DAiEh-v0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA_DAiEh-v0SHINRI ON THE 3D WOVEN FATES COVERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrb7avfhdhQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrb7avfhdhQSHINRI ON THE 3D FANSA COVERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s83N8KfAJ1Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s83N8KfAJ1Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s83N8KfAJ1Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s83N8KfAJ1Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s83N8KfAJ1AMOTTO MOTTO MOTTO MOTTO MOTTO
NO PREMIERES WE BALL BABY
>>91957831WIWI RABU RABU RABU RABU
>>91957831>>91957850>>91957857took them 6 months but at least we finally got it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnf3Mrpuj_AJurard's ASGS room up, 2030 JST (a little under three horas from now)
>>91944026menopause
>>91957831FINALLY! SHINRI CUTE!
>>91958290imagine if they actually win
>>91960204we goin to sapporo tonight, trust
BAT ANG TAGAL NG ORDERASAN NA?SI LOVICAKES, SI BABY KO, NAGUGUTOMASAN NA?Sorry po hinuhuli pa po namin yung manokMANAHIMIK KAASAN NA YUNG FRIES?BABARILIN KITA PUTANG INA MO
>>91961587teeth like this would be very unpractical
>>91961587translation pls
>>91961827It says___________________________________________________________________________________Respond or your oshi will die in his sleep
>>91961974Altare already passed away and they're hiding it.
not responding and hoping for the best
https://x.com/josuijishinri/status/1870425178624475507
>Borb menshiCute
>>91962453
>>91962655>mustelidsso true shinri
DOKI ASGS TELLY POVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB_3RPFq6L8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB_3RPFq6L8JURARD ASGS TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnf3Mrpuj_Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnf3Mrpuj_A
JURARD ON THE APEX TOURNAMENT TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnf3Mrpuj_Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnf3Mrpuj_Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnf3Mrpuj_A
>>91962921>jurard has his teammates muted to streamuse doki pov
Jurard is sponsored by milk
>you have to do stuff to the cows i think>oh yeah, boil em!
>>91963356agriculture is hard, ok?
The other day I read about some people wanting to have "raw milk" because they're against pasteurized milk and that made me gag, cows are so disgusting why would you want to drink all their (literal) shit?
>>91963575this comes from people who dont actually understand what pasteurization is and think le governbent mbad mkay. they'll say "raw milk is fine! you just boil it on the stove a little before drinking it! we used to get raw milk delivered on the door by the local farmer all the time and we never got sick!"
>>91963575People are gonna people, unfortunately.
TOP THREE, LETS GO THIRD PLACERS
N I N E K I L L STOP 16
>>91964018>dino wanted to become addicted Bronze Princess, please….
>>91963612it's not just pasteurised, it's also homogenised (cream skimmed off, watered-down to a government standard) and fortified (polluted with "vitamins") and it's about a week old by the time you buy it from the grocery store.
Top 16? They're in 4th right now. They only got like 1 point less than 1st and 2nd off of pure kills.
>>91964086yeah, i know that. the process goes (remove cream) -> pasteruzation -> (add cream back in, to a lower volume, with whatever additional nutrients blend). the cream has to be removed or else it would curdle during pasteurization and render the whole product useless. i'm not worried about it because australian milk production standards are top tier, maybe it's actually an issue in the US because your FDA seems absolutely useless and built to kill people, but that's an issue with regulation, not the actual processes taking place.
>sending jurard out to die just to farm points on the rezKEK
>Jurard fucking BOOKED IT and they had to go out and yank him back inlmfaoDoki's pov of that is so good
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Your Dino guy is pretty funny
>>91964196Looking at how bad american chocolates taste I think they just have awful farmers.
Axel hasn't punched dtto enough
Never watched holostars, but watching Jurard with doki he seems really funny. Hope he gets more collabs with other vtubers I watch.
>>91964864Thanks.
maestro cooking kino
placed 8! clutch ratting into fight
>flame to doki: if i say jump you say how high!>chat five minutes later: if flame says 'die' jurard says 'how many times'KEEEEEEEEEK
>>91965091I wish i had money to upgrade
Great stream. They actually did amazing considering the ping and how Jurard had never done anything like this before. Seriously, they were the only people outside Japan to even enter and they had a lost puppy as their third who joined less than a day before they had to go live. And then by the end that lost puppy got multiple kills on pred players.
GGs, this was really fun
Seriously, thanks Jurard and the stars fans.This is easily the best mood she's ever been in after a tournament loss. The man's got insane vibes.
https://x.com/DuckAutomata/status/1870459635028701343This is Doki's POV.God that was so funny. He's such a trooper.
>>91966927Kek
>>91966627<3
>>91966927And this is Flame'w pov, Dino was ready to run all the way to the enemy team KEK https://x.com/StrafingFlame/status/1870474011819508057
>It was the fucking tournament organizer, Sakura Aoi's team that shot Jurard.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPYxPF3YPOg&t=18540s
>>91965091Altare could never
I wonder if Jurard will try to play a bit more of Apex after this, he sure learned a lot
>>91967404do sorawrity really want an apex arc?
>>91968027Jurard has played like 24 hours of Persona this week, so pretty much anything that's not Persona would be a welcome change right now.
Axel you dumbass
Guess I'll just do what I have to do since Axel suddenly decided he can't play DQ because it's too late and he has a M&G early tomorrow, as if he didn't know that before and management just told him that.
ANIKI ON THE TELLYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDzYPR76h4ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDzYPR76h4ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDzYPR76h4g
>>91968876repulsive looking GB
>already bought the plane ticket by the time he learned about Doki customsOne day...
>nemu's bday giftif I remember correctly it was a chibi 3d model or maybe it was a 2d chibi model
>>91968876uuuuooooooohhhhh imgagine gibby spreading whipped cream on his body and getting jurard to lick it off
>watched Doki and Flame farm Jurard rez for shield points
I wanna be Axel's cat...
mama is cute and needy when he's sick
>Candy Cru- uhh, was your mom Jamaican?
Why are people so scared of fish sperm when fish eggs are seen as fine cuisine
>>91970625eating eggs is normal, eating sperm is not except for (You)
Depends on the girl but they usually don't really want porn drawn of them
>>91970417WAY too cuteI now have the irrational urge to take care of himhttps://twitter.com/josuijishinri/status/1870502981134942310
>>91970417>>91971415yeah... i miss him a ton and i want him back in good health but a part of me has definitely been enjoying this
I wish flayflay would make pathetic sick voice tweets too, or just any voice tweets at this point...
>officially a month without leader
>>91972909he HATES us
>>91973170I really doubt he’ll be back next week with all the holidays stuff but hopefully it will not be to long…I miss him
>>91973277He doesn't love you the roons smothered him to much and now Is gone forever
>>91962655>drawing whatever covid delirium Shinri is having right now kekhttps://x.com/orenjimaru_/status/1870502118727245957
>>91973553nuh uh he loves us, i won't listen to your lies foul beast!
