Fuck crabs.
>>5489667im not clever enough to make a joke about /ic/
>me when anon gets a little too close to the edge of the bucket
>>5489667love crabs
>>5489886How are they born without a soul?Kill the damn thing first. Why would you do this even to a crab.
>>5489669>America 2024 colorized
>>5489886
>>5489910What did you expect from the chinks?
>>5489993
>>5489993It blows my mind that there are over a billion of them with a part of the brain missing for empathy and the “what of it was you” mentality.
>>5489910>>5489993>>5490013Of all the soulless things chinks do, this is fine. Crabs and other Crustaceans can't feel pain, as such, it literally doesn't matter.
>>5490138>Crabs and other Crustaceans can't feel pain, as suchUtter semantic bullshit
>>5490138They do indeed feel pain and its a common mistake thinking that they dont suffer by being boiled alive, the most humane way of killing them is by freezing them so they slowly but relatively painlessly die
I love this autism We need a humane animal slaughter thread those are always cool
>>5490396Nah u chop them in half and they die instantly its mad
>>5489910Why are domesticated whites like this? The industrial revolution and it's consequences have made soft hearted pansy whiners of them.
>hating Kani
>>5489667TCD
This thread is clearly full of soulless chinks without a spec of empathy.This thread kills the crab.
>>5490396No they do not. We've known this for decades.>>5490242>The primary reason for mercy killing, to avoid unnecessary suffering, is "semantics"
/ic/ is over this way>>>/ic/
>>5489667>delid this
>>5489672
>>5489667You just wanted to make us post cute crab gifs huh?
do they keep nipping your toes at the beach
>>5490650Don't be silly, crabs don't eat humans! They are more scared of you than you of them!
>>5490652Beware of the crab pipeline!
>>5489667I don't get why they need 2 guys for that process, the first is all that is required
>>5489667I haven't watched a thing, probably won't. Fuck crabs. They are icky and gross. If u eat crab ur a degenerate
>>5489669What a way to go, what a legend
>>5489672Absolutely vile. A human made this, absolutely a think. Soulless fucks
>>5489672A chink* excuse me
>>5490479yes because being needlessly brutal and niggerish when doing things is good, so next time you kill a cow instead of efficiently knocking it out then butchering it why not peel off it's skin while its alive
>>5490644
crabs are cannibals. no mercy for these creatures
>>5489667t.amelia earhart
>>5490902Crabs aren't sentient bro chill
>>5489922Some of us live in C*nada you ungrateful faggot
>>5490644Niggers don't individually season they crabs
>>5489669>Mitigate environmental damage by eating food to restore health
>>5490643Thanks, this made me feel a lot better about the whole thread and the creepy psycho that would make it.Here is a crab defending his female. It amazes me that such a simple creature with such a tiny nervous system can have such function in decision like us. Arthropods amaze me. I get fascinated just watching an ant make decisions about a crumb it finds.
>>5490643
>>5489667
>>5493892I give you crabs....
if crabs had even modicum of intelligence they'd rule over the world
>>5491332imagine it's 1855 and this is what you hear coming from the kitchen
>>5491032>why not peel off it's skin while its alivekosher slaughtering is essentially like this
>>5491798kek'd out loud
>>5489910KIlling the crab causes the meat to spoil quickly.
>>5490636This builds the crab.
>>5494685and it takes <5 seconds to use that knife to cleave the brain, what the fuck were you thinking when you wrote this?
>>5494703That you have no brain to cleave
>>5494107No it's not. They wait until the animal is completely dead.
>>5494056HOLY KEK
>>5492348Crab claws typed this post
>>5490652delta p
>>5489886nuke them again
>>5489669>I MUST CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>5491542Neither are half the people I know.
>>5489669Not hot enough
>>5489886So, uhh, they don't feel pain, right? How horrified should I be by this?
>>5489669>"You're health is low. You got any potions or food?"
>>5491573what's the difference?
>>5492348this hugs the crab :D
>>5489669That is honestly one of the hardest clips I have witnessed in my adult life.
>>5489922>europoors lawheh
>>5490902they're already deadits to automate a process, not to torture the animal. no matter how insignificant someone might think they are. torturing animals is just fucked up
>>5496677anyone know what this dish is? or the ingredients>>5490631the kardashians were on this flight
>>5492336i cant believe the second crab still walked over there after he clearly saw the first guy get crushed
>>5490645FUCKING KINO
>>5489667>>5489672I wonder why it would elicit such advanced manufacture just to clean crabs
>>5497900Its a lot faster and safer for the operator. Compared to doing it by hand.
What did crabs do to get such hatred from you OP?
>>5498000Crabs are inherently comical.
>>5490652Once it's got you, it's got you!
>>5497990Oh yes, to develop the most advanced manufacturing to unshell crabs, when you can be more productive with a line of low-skilled laborers for a tenth the cost. Yes, "for safety and efficiency".>but it's not as fastJust add more chinks to the line. Don't be daft. There's something afoot.
>>5489962Observe how killing the crab first doesn't take much longer.
>>5490624Crabs can feel pain. Anaesthesia works on them.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pain_in_crustaceans
>>5492383I genuinely had no idea crabs could swim like that until I saw this webm
>>5494778>againwhen was china nuked the first time?
>>5489667You want an interstellar war? This is how you start one.
>>5489886Stress spoils the meat.
>>5489995Why is it that everywhere outside of European domain ends up eating slop?
>>5491573kek. this.>>5497810dude. a lot. you guys can have scarier looking guns. you guys can have a mag with more than 5 rounds. you guys can legally defend yourself against an attacker. self defense is illegal here. youd go to jail for life for shooting someone who was in the middle of stabbing you to death, even if you have your PAL
>>5490631Crabbage claim
>>5490637earnestly incredible that somebody got a ghost crab to calm down this much. usually they run away from people at mach 10
>>5500661are you retarded? this looks absolutely delicious
>>5500702kek
>>5499758That dude was japanese, anon
>OMG FUCKING CHINKSWhite people eat crabs too. Is White crab harvesting different somehow?
>>5490652did he die?
>>5489669You have to work on that tracking, but pretty good honestly
>>5494685what the fuck are you talking about?
>>5497852>>5497218>>5496677>>5494997>>5491938>>5490894>>5489922helo grampa welcome to the www
>>5494056Underrated post
>>5489995I'm fasting you piece of shit
>>5490636Amazing
>>5500907 chinese animal abuser cope
>>5490643Core memory unlocked with that music. Majectic.
>>5491332This reminds me of Louie the cheff in the Les Poissons song in The Little Mermaid (original not nogged)
>>5500704Exactly my thoughts. These fuckers are so hard so spot on their own, but when you do see them, they're so fast that they just glitch out of realityHow the fuck is this even possible
>>5497861It's pretty easy to find out, just look for recipes that require a wok and the fucking flames of mordor, there shouldn't be many around.
>>5494054Carcinization. Look it up. Given enough time, all lifeforms will evolve into crabs.
>>5497861>anyone know what this dish is? or the ingredientshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hokkien_mee#Hokkien_char_mee
>>5504296
>>5490631Nature is healing
>>5490647I heard somewhere those fuckers can kick hard enough to break human fingers
>>5489667surprised no one has posted this yet. this is the ultimate FU to the Crab menace
can someone explain the hate towards crustaceans
>5505412dont respond to this post, it was typed by claws
>>5496677How the fuck is he cooking on a full-blast furnace but when I set my stove to high it burns everything instantly?
>>5494056kek
>>5505445Oil, water, sauce. All kind of fluid distribute the heat to the food. Not to mention constantly throwing the food around in the wok.Also it get cooked up really quick. Around a minute or so
>>5490643Dey fly now?
>>5500054Beautiful fish
>>5504391>54 crabs dead and 25 injured after lunatic driver races into crowd headed to the big crab rave festival.
>>5505445Other anon isnt wrong, but misses the essential point. Pay attention to the color of that giant flame. Its red/orange. Compare that to your burners that emit blue flames. The flame heating that wok are comparatively cold, it look impressive and works well for evenly heating the entire wok surface but its no hotter than the small blue flames your burner puts out.
>>5498635Jesus, what an idiot
>>5505748Oh yes, because crony enrichment corruption never happens on advanced manufacture, specially on de-crabing machines. Who would care to investigate anyways, right? Not me
>>5505738it's sitting on top of a blast furnace
Meat is murder
>>5496738The notion that any living being doesn’t feel pain is legit retarded bro
>>5504296Why the fuck does it do that? That's creepy as fuck.
>>5506126The hunt must continue, faggot. It's the imperative of all predators. Failed basedboys like you are like prey.
>>5506126but what is murder
>>5506841its death for no reasonand death for no reason is murder
>>5506851what is death?
>>5498750The crab being cut alive here >>5489886 is most likely not going to be cooked in the following minute
>>5505738touch grass
>>5504296every sissy baby itt crying about japs cutting up crabs and here these mother fuckers go and do it themselves
>>5505412pathetic baby monkey abuse posters can't post their precious material anymore so they're turning to crab abuse
>>5506851>The killing of another person without justification or excuseThe word person is very important in that definition
>>5507215Agreed, crabs are fucking cool.
This thread gave me crabs
>>5504296>>5506814>Matthew 5:30
>>5491032There are some people in India and China that believe that the bitter flavor generated by eating an animal that was distressed means it's good for you. So they torture animals before killing and eating them in a lot of cases.
>>5489667Why would I hate crabs when they taste so delicious?
>>5504296I get it. I fucked up my shoulder by sleeping weird and wish I could do this to my own arm.
>>5497856>mutt seethes instantlyright on cue
>>5500704you gotta throw sand in their eyes
>>5489669>haters will say it's fake
>>5497865Guys in the first scene of a horror movie
>>5509578>my ancestors are smiling at me Imperials, can you say the same
>>5489667Crabs have less neurons than cockroaches before anyone gets too sentimental
>>5509909Which is the same reason you shouldn't feel bad for beating women as they have on average 4 billion less neurons than men and on average 40% fewer synapses per neuron than men.
>>5490138>>5490624>>5491542>>5506132>>5509909What's even the argument? How can anyone who's ever had a pet not believe that animals feel pain? Why would crabs be any different?
>>5499719>There is a scientific debate which questions whether crustaceans experience pain. wow glad you settled it anon, better go fix that page
>>5489886>>5489910>>5489993>>5490138>>5490396If it has a pain and a nervous system, it can feel pain. Plants do not have brains nor a nervous system, therefore, plants can never feel pain. Crabs and other crustaceans have brains and nerves, so they can feel brain.tl;dr has a brain and a nervous system = can feel pain, if not, then no.>Inb4 everything is consciousFuck off Plato, no one likes you and your shitty Platonic concepts ya fucking schizo mother fucker.
>>5509578>my name is aaron bushnell....
>>5510288Shouldn't this be reversed?
>>5509578Bro's cooked
>>5510288Something straight out of the holocaust jesus christ
>>5498224>>5494777such a kino video, that one
>>5494056idgi
>>5509901>>5510796>>5510919i love all these replies
>>5509909That's exactly what crab Hitler believed
>>5506814Crabs are fucking immortals anon, that's it until a retard kills them to make a crappy video or sushi.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBtj30S8dy8
>>5510960>Something straight out of the holocaustdoes the machine kill the crab through typhus?did allied bombers destroy the machines supplies lines so the crabs die of starvation?
>>5489667FUCK CRABS
>>5511094Stop! I can only get so eret!
>>5509944I agree, fuck women.
>>5510270Crabs can feel pain they every living thing at the end of the day has an aversion to being harmed out of self preservation, whether that matters is up for discussion.
>>5500661You've never heard of risotto? A smidge wettter>>5490636This is a good post. I will not kill myself today.
>>5498635what the fuck do you think is the conspiracy?? excuse me??
>>5504391>>5505611>All our condolences go to the crabby families
>>5514009>conspiracyRegular rigged government, my guy. It's a "road to nowhere" scheme with more sofisticated pretexts.There's this taxpayer money here without no reason to spend it, let's try "subsidize the advance of manufacturing technology of dissassembling crabs" or some bullshit like that, a thing no one asked for nor anyone needs. The money were spent, the cronies were paid, you got some machine to show it for, profit., They spend enough money on it to pay for a decade of a team of 10 labourers with 10x the productivity, and the project were discontinued after 2-5 years because the maintenance costs were too high. Me and you got fun little videos of man-made horrors to end the life of crabs. Morons like you ate the whopper for its face value.
>>5509909Fewer neurons. Like you, compared to everyone else.
>>5507092>>5504296kek
>>5489667>this kills the crab>on an industrial, but also spiritual, level
I'm looking for a higher quality version of this to edit "Rules of Nature" onto. https://youtu.be/c30vG6JuzlY
>>5489922>Insult Americans>>5497856>American insults back, 1 week later>>5509127>Euros can't take banter, "mutt seethes instantly">ONE WEEK, ONE POSTEuros are truly the thinnest-skinned and greatest projectors.
>>5499809Crabs do not feel anything except stress. There is no discernable difference between this crab and one at the bottom of the sea.
>>5498750Crab have distributed ganglia. It isn't dead there, they just made one unhappy crab into two unhappy crabs.
>>5510270Are you asking why one animal would be different than another animal? What grade are you in at school?
>>5490437First you gotta punch them in the kidney or the jaw to knock them out. I know cuz I saw it in a movie.
>>5516206Obviously I know that there are different kinds of animals. I'm asking what it is that leads people to believe that crabs differ from practically every other species in being incapable of feeling pain.
>>5490709it usually is just one but they're not made to be used by one person on the faster settings because of ergonomics. also takes a lot longer for people to get fast on those machines alone than when two. especially considering how your reward for being fast is that you get to always be on that machine.
This is funny thread but yeah those crabs cooked alive absolutely feel pain Take >>5489886 for example:Crab gets gotCrab instantly sense it's getting got (pain)Crab runs away from gotter and starts squirming in pain (pain response) Every retard in this thread arguing "muh cant feel pain" is just coping of course they're in pain any solitary creature conscious too move around and eat would have to be conscious enough to feel pain so it doesnt keep getting eaten unawares every single basic form of logic would allow you to understand this
>>5520090Therefore >>5516204>>5510448>>5496738>>5496738>>5496738>>5491542Are all retarded toddlers who cant just admit they enjoy the pain of crabs like I can which makes them pathetic libtards on the level of jannies
>>5489667Nothing justifies animal cruelty, not even doom music.
>>5516160>someone insults americans>must be eurosHe could have been an american too, you obsessed seething retard.
>>5520909Why would somebody insult themselves you triple nigger supreme?
>>5520899What's cruel about sending dead crabs through a dead crab processing machine?
>>5491332i like this woman, would have a kerfuffle about cooking crabs with her>>5494056LMAO
>>5491332They fought with valour and courageF
>>5489910Brown people believe the closer something is to life, the better it will taste. One of my first times eating something that was still alive was on a date with a Chinese girl, they bring out fish flopping around in a plastic tub, and depending on how much fight is in the fish and how much vigor and LIFE is in it is how you're supposed to pick it. I was reserved and wanted to wait until it was dead, but the thing was brought out flayed out like an umbrella cooking on our table right in front of us. I was waiting for it to die and stop breathing, but she just laughed at me, dug into the side of the fish, pulled out cooked white meat, and put it in to my mouth. I was chewing the fucking things flesh as it was still breathing and looking at me.>>5489669>9 replies>no "do what you must, i have already won"Too many newbies on 4chan now. Surprised a zoomer hasn't posted "let em cook" yet.>>5490479Asian hairdressers always have the worst hair. I always cut my own hair, and hair dressers always love it and say "wow who does your hair, you should come to my shop next time" and it's always like "bro you are the last fucking thing i would let touch my hair">>5504379>>5494689Underrated.>>5490631What is the cop code for "crabs distributed on airport baggage claim">>5490642I quote this weekly>>5490652>the pressure outside the pipe isJust like your inside moms butthole>>5491332Fucking glorious"sittin there fightin instead of embracing death"This is my new line in gaming>>5510288>so bob, what do you do?>i stand around an office with a dry erase marker cap in my mouth drawing connecting steps in machines designed to rearrange a crab into marketable product
>>5510288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdWy2FnnIHY&t=1s
As a fishmonger I must say that this thread is hilarious
>>5489667Is it subhumanity that pushes one to torture inferior animals instead of killing them and then chopping them up?
>>5492348awwww fuckkk this is cute fuck all you weird fucks for this thread
>>5510456>fuck off Platob-but what about the (((perfect chair)))?
>>5507092At least it made the choice itself.
>>5496738>They don't feel painThey feel something - they're certainly aware that something bad is happening to them. The way that animals like this interpret pain is a lot different to the way we would, though.If you've ever had a catastrophic injury, that initial period of shock is what a lot of people tend to think crustaceans interpret pain as. You're dimly aware that something bad has happened - you're not really able to pinpoint it, or understand what has happened, and it doesn't *hurt,* really, but you're able to understand that it's in your best interest to escape and leave whatever is confronting you behind.
>>5523621Yours is probably the most compelling explanation I've yet read, my I'd still like to know *why* people think certain animals interpret pain in the way you describe. It sounds like something someone pulled out of his ass to excuse the way animals are treated before being killed.
>>5523946*but
>>5510288Fuck, it's driving me nuts...where is this music from?
>>5523946>I'd still like to know *why* people think certain animals interpret pain in the way you describeWell, given that a lot of the animals in questions have incredibly primitive brains wrapped up in sacks of ammonia, it makes quite a bit of sense that they'd have primitive pain responses, which is all shock really is.
>>5494056LMAO
>>5494056i dont get it
Love to see how there's far more retards crying over a fucking crab getting killer than people whining over nigger/like/fotm minority killing threads.>b-but Don't even waste your time replying.
>>5524190Me neither. I just didn't want anyone to bully me for asking what it means.
>>5494056lelelel
>>5524190Try looking up important years in American history. Might help you
>>5524304Unconditional animal love (minus pitbulls) esp cats has been 4chan ethis forever retard get over itCrabs Act how they act because they dont know better and that's all they are, humans do know better and do bad things anyway that is why we prefer animals because they're always innocent even when they're annoying. Even most of the pitbull threads never focus on them mauling people it's always attacking other dogsIf you're a human molesting a child you are a pedophile and you deserve to die If you're a crab molesting a child you're just some retarded crab you dont know better Its alot easier to hold it against a person by a crab and therefore when u torture a crab that no one holds anything against when it definitely feels pain you have some serious ragefuel However take some random nigger who wont stop yelling at everyone, kicks 5 streetcats and pushes an old lady over then gets shot 5 times after tryna crip walk with a loaded pistolEverything it's done up to that point has culminated in a series of events that has led to its death that couldve entirely been prevented if it acted civilised (which it knows and also knows how to do it) and therefore the level of pity afforded to crabs for being crabs is not the same to nogs being nogs
>>5525742I still don't get it.
>>5526213>>5524190In 1855 he would have negro slaves working in his kitchen. Imagine putting your slave to start working on dinner and you hear this coming from the kitchen
>>5524054https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwinMu7-ZrI
>>5526247Fantastic. Thanks for the explanation.
>>5504391The aftermath must smell like a fucking brothel.
>>5490631The government doesn't want you to know this but the crabs at the airport are free.
>>5528842I have an entire suitcase of crabs
