>>5510987Remember that according to Halo Reach Chief was there for the entire fall of Reach but did nothing to stop it
>>5511129I love this stupid meme.
>Vatican II: What We Have Lost...and the Road to Restorationhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxZoc_JhQtw
>>5512427What's the point the Tik Tok is trying to make? Before Israel and Palestine, there was the the mandate of Palestine which was a territory carved out after the collapse of the Ottoman Empire. The borders were fairly arbitrary and contained people of several ethnicities and nationalities. People within this territory could have called themselves Palestinian, but they didn't really identify with the land or that title, they were just people that lived within this place called Palestine. It just seems like a point conceived by the historically illiterate meant to be a gotcha on the Israel Palestine issue.
>>5511286They should have just totally retconned The Fall of Reach to prevent this
I have no idea why this recording turned out so badly but I'm not doing it again.
>>5510987
>>5513677Story?
>>5512596Really they should have just had the game take place over a couple days since it made no use of the longer time span and instead had time jumps of days and weeks between missions that could have been hours apart. But yeah now that it's made this way 343 can't try to dance around pretend both are Canon, besides Ghosts of Onyx could never be Canon since there were never Spartan 3s on Reach nor did Halsey know any Spartans existed other than the ones she trained.
>>55136779mm, lol
>>5511129The little turbo boost that propels him across the screen cracks me up
>>5513627
>>5512562no one cares jew rat
>>5513892O N Y ONYO
>>5515248
>>5515319Dr fauci?
>>5513734https://nypost.com/2024/04/15/us-news/harrowing-video-shows-good-samaritan-mowed-down-killed-by-alleged-carjacker/amp/Don't try to be a hero, anons. It's about the same as being an hero.
>>5515350kek
>>5515863what the fuck is up with that boon's hairline holy hell
>>5515319she is so ugly its not even worth itwhat a retard
>>5513441why is stewie griffin the commentator
>>5516533Ah, Classic /v/ I screamed the whole time.>>5516548What's wrong with you? No audio and under the size limit for practically every board on the site?>>5516570lol>>5516586I would kick her out, stupid whore.
>>5516650no it's for /fog/ from /vg/ >>>/vg/473979093
>>5513677The virgin glock vs the Chad GMC
>>5515654I don't think I can wait two more two more weeks bros
>>5516882Christianu2ber!!! Fucking nostalgia
>>5511262Can I get a summary? I don't speak snow ape.
>>5516876Nice tune
>>5513627I kinda thought it was the horses talking at first
>>5517045better sound, I forgot that ffmpeg put a low bit rate on audio by default
>>5516654That was a fun read. I am glad to see you learn to crosspost since then.
>>5517949It might have something to do with White men not eating/raping/killing them, what do I know though?
>>5513600Thanks null, very insightful
>>5511251holy fuck that looks so much worse than halo 3 17 years ago
>>5518266you are just one of those halo haters
>>5518273halo 3's my favorite game though
>>5518274well then you are one of those fans worse than the haters
>>5518279what does that mean?
>>5518282that sometimes there is no worse hater than a halo fan
>>5518295alright one last question for you, which AI language model am i currently speaking to?
>>5518296ok you are not an asshole whateveri'm going to sleep now
>>5518282it means you're one of those asshole HATERS who doesn't like new product because it's new, and not because it's obviously worse
>>5515874There are so many people jerking off their cats, it's insane...
>>5512163god i loved that game
>>5518093Absolute sociopath.
>>5510987What happened to Linda-058? Kinda lost contact with Halo's lore after The First Strike books were made non-cannon.
>>5515609its like im listening to a gobbels speechvery based
>>5520379mid
>>5515874In my experience cats who do this are about to tear your hand off. I think they're ticklish or something.
>>5511201Bitch could have picked an abandoned kitten from the streets that would grow up to be beautiful, but instead paid hundreds of dollars for this kike looking aberration
>>5515050Me when Pragmata launches on PC and mods arrive
>>5520614MEAN shut up he is cute
>>5520379>>5520410>>5520386i love u, don't tell god
the most racist webm I could find
CHUD party
>>5519408She was saved by Master Chief, brought back to Earth, thawed out, got better and then joined Chief in Halo 5. Still alive as of wherever the timeline is written up to. I think 2560?
>>55136779mil kekaroos our response????
>>5515340Underrated
>>5517949White people are hot because.... racism! Shied mane we just think we look ugly when the YT is oppressin the true black beauty!
>>5511129
>>5519277Who?
>>5521683cringekino
>>5515654'better add this echo effect to make my schizoid projections more legit - yeah that sounds perfect!'
>>5521683'I wasted several hours of my life setting up these weapon swap macros so that I could feel good about beating people!'
>>5513787It's a bit more complicated than that, Fall of Reach ends with the Pillar of Autumn already being in space when the fighting starts AND when the fighting is basically over, and Cortana was on the ship the whole time. And Halo: Reach ends with the Pillar of Autumn being on the ground and about to go into space when the fighting is basically over and Cortana wasn't on the ship (and waited 'till the internet was so fucked she had to be hand delivered). The actual space battle sequence of events is like totally different even if we start pretending it takes days to go between planets (like in reality) and start ignoring all the timestamps. Besides, Fall of Reach has a bunch of weird stuff like how no one's seen an Elite, or Drone, and Hunters are doing lab work, or how human ships don't have artificial gravity or no one just uses magnetic boots, and weapons introduced in later games don't exist. And they did reprint Fall of Reach in 2010 and 2011 to TRY and clear up the inconsistencies, they just really didn't go far enough. I think there was supplemental material that said things like "whatever was in the book was from a disinformation program" or whatever, but you can only reconcile things if you totally rewrite the end of the book and ignore whatever happened in Halo 4 and beyond.
>>5521758make em kiss
>>5521519i have an evil ideathrow someone with rabies into a pool
>>5518343it is obviously worse though. halo 3 was the last good halo for a menagerie of reasons. every halo game after it was worse in terms of:1.) movement2.) map design3.) artistic direction4.) competitive scene5.) weapon sandbox6.) ranking system7.) overall mechanics / skill expressionbasically every halo game after halo 3 is a casual game made for casuals who probably wouldn't know a good game if it slapped them in the face, or people who're new to halo in general and never got to experience a real halo game so they hype up some of the worst games of all time when everyone who got to play the original trilogy just sees everything after them as a funny joke.
>>5522091I liked Reach.
>>5515319Why not simply... run away? I guess if you're upskirting Shrek you're a few apples short of a bushel in the first place.
>>5516894The snow ape doesn't speak monkey
>>5513454lol
>>5521735youre so fucking clueless if you think swaps so slow are fucking macros lmaoing at your retarded ass :Dddddd. ive gotten up to the speed where i can swap my whole armor set AND weapon into a riposte
>>5518356Someone post Stage III
>>5521758>>5521759I could have fixed her...
>>5513419...was never maymay.
>>5515340no wonder some anons are calling them apes or monkeys.
>>5522101I'm not the guy you're replying to. Reach was the last good Halo game, but it had some serious design flaws. These design flaws were mainly due to Bungie experimenting with features for their next game, Destiny.>Sprint>Bloom>Armour Abilities>Loadouts>Weekly ChallengesThese additions had massive negative effects on the core gameplay of Halo. If not for these experimental design decisions, Reach would have been the ultimate Halo game with its complete package of features that was carried on from previous Halo games.Reach had everything. Solid Campaign, Multiplayer Matchmaking, lots of Casual and Ranked playlists, improved Forge Mode, Theater mode, a ton of gametypes that all had several variants (2 Flag CTF, 1 Flag CTF etc.), Custom Games with lots of options for all those gametypes and Co-op both splitscreen and online across all modes (Campaign, Matchmaking, Custom games and Forge).The funny part is that 343i actually adressed the problems of the new features with their Title Update version, but when they made Halo 4 they aggressively chased current market trends (CoD at that point) and made Halo of Duty 4.
>>5516653that's why billy is the last kino president
>>5522370its your guys fault im not popular
https://discord.gg/QDayBJQj
>>5522430New kpop band looking fresh
>>5510987Who the fuck is Linda?
>>5515319Is it a dalek recording this?
>>5513600Thanks, Jersh
>>5521898chlorine's reaally good at killing stuff like that for a reasonmuch like I somehow know aids won't survive being digested by a healthy person
>>5522858'nother spartan II. Got shot with plasma at the end of Fall of Reach, in space, and was shoved into a cryo pod. But because things are confusing she's probably the one you can see in Halo Reach if you hold the camera stick right during the cutscene where the ship launches from the ground (I mean why would it be Master Chief who isn't wounded and shit's still going down, that doesn't make sense), so yeah, if we're going to pretend Fall of Reach is canon you kind of have to write in a scenario where the Pillar of Autumn goes back to the ground to get its reactors unfucked even though there are still a bunch of enemy ships in orbit (indeed, there's the one you have to shoot down at the end of the game). Anyway so halo 1 happens and she's still stuck in a pod the whole time, but Johnson and some others dragged her pod out into a Pelican that meets up with MC's fighter and they capture a Covenant capital ship to go to human territory with, stuff happens, she gets revived, they go back to Reach, get a magic alien artifact that makes ships go faster, blow up a space station and 500 ships, then go back to earth, and I swear it's better writing that the TV show. Then more stuff happens that I either forgot or didn't read yet and she shows up in games after Halo 3.
>>5522840I keep waiting for her to take a shit
brick
>>5522930also
>>5523188lol wtf
>>5511256>It is JEWS! right here in Harlem who run these whisky-stores that get you drunkHahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Alcoholism Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Bottle Like Nigga Don't Go To The Store Haha
>>5515319lmao why did he just stand there and let the bitches accost him
>>5522091ODST:
>>5522713Bloom was not added in Reach. Bloom existed in CE and every other Halo game, it just wasn't shown on the HUD. Bungie devs have even said as much. Take the AR in HCE, compare spread burst-firing versus full-auto, it's very obvious.
>>5514748best
>>5523678Fuck, that's right, my bad. Both the AR and Pistol in CE had bloom/spread. But the BR in Halo 2 & 3 did not, at least not at the levels of CE and Reach. You could say that the bloom/spread in Halo Reach is a return to its CE roots.
>>5517412Jeg skal spise maten til Støre, se åssen han liker det den, den griske gubba
>>5523807it was for the metal general in mu
>>5518482At least she isn't talking about her vagina.
>>5516894(finnish hockey player) we can take it in swedish
>>5522116kino, back when F1 had SOVLgot more?
>>5511333Hell yeah! This made me smile, thank you anon
>>5529383>>5529383
>>5513454lmao
>>5515344>I've been found out>deploy the magic words
>>5515350AAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>5517949It's because we are part-GodIt's just the chain of being
>>5512562and what?there were people there, who despite being handed from one empire to another over thousands of years, had nevertheless been living there for thousands of yearswhat does it matter what they called themselves? what does it matter how they choose to identify themselves?the palestinians live in palestine; that is their part of the world; that is their country
>>5520889I don't get it
>>5529841pedophilic propaganda is australian government sanctioned and supported
>>5529843How was there pedophilia there at all?
>>5516882it's been years and i still watch this every single time someone posts it
>>5529747jews aren't white
>>5529898Not too smart, huh? No wonder evil is voted into office.
>>5520823negromancy guy?
>>5513600kek
>>5520614> said annon proud of his "roast" a man who has never been picked by any woman ever on his life, oblivious that no girl would ever give a dime for him not understanding that the creature he deems unworthy of love is being loved a million times more than he would ever be, ignorant that a cat is defeating him on one of the most basics aspects of the human experience, being loved and cherished.
>>5523246The average person doesn't have the IQ and/or conscientiousness to stop, let alone the average nog.
>>5518282that everything being dogshit now is the fault of le heckin "people who expected" etc etc
>>5513677>good samaritanfat fuck saw a good opportunity to shoot somebody and went for itAn actual good samaritan would have made sure the robbed guy is alright, took pics of the perp's face, then got the fuck away from there both him and the victim
>>5525461You don't have sound webms on /mu/?Christ
>>5516533>console FPSi barfed
>>5516570>and you go to the gym!!!lmao he's so obviously on roids
>>5519318grifter shit t b h
>>5520173>audio webms thread>posts webm with no audio
>>5521519so what happens if you get rabies? are you just completely fucking gone forever?
>>5526644What was the other language?
>>5515863I don't get it
>>5522329Fking britoids
