Hypothetically if you have a death note, how would you use it safely without getting caught while maximizing personal gains?
>>37714240i would burn it, easy, fuck that shit
>>37714244but if you did have one, how would you use it?>>37714245sounds gay
>>37714262It's a hypothetical scenario
>>37714269Imagine that you did
I would take a potato chip and EAT IT
>>37714277LOCK THIS MAN UP
Who cares about maximizing personal gains? Use it to purge the elites.>captcha: J0J ART
You know the GTAV missions where you manipulate the stock marketYeahhhhhh
>>37714240>immediately writes own name
>>37714240Aboitiz, Abravanel, Adele, Agnelli, Aisin-Gioro, Al-Ajman, Alaouite, Albani, Albizzi, Albrecht, Aldobrandini, Alexander (Croatia), Alexander (Roman Egypt), Al Maktoum, Al Mualla, Al Nahyan, Al Nuaimi, Al-Qasimi, Al Sabah, Al Said, Al Sharqi, Al Thani, Altieri, Anicia, Anjou, Annenberg, Aquino, Argead, Arsacid, Aschberg, Asquith, Astor, Aurelia, Babenberg, Bahmani/Bahman, Barakzai, Barbarigo, Barbaro, Barberini, Barclay, Barclay de Tolly, Bardi, Baring, Battenberg, Bayard, Bechtel, Belmont, Bendahara, Bentinck, Benveniste, Bernadotte, Bernays, Bertie, Bhutto, Biddle, Bin Laden, Birla, Bischoffsheim, Bleichröder, Blumenthal, Bobone, Bobone-Orsini, Bolkiah, Bonaparte, Bonham-Carter, Bonnier, Borghese, Borja/Borgia, Borromeo, Bourbon, Bourbon-Anjou/Borbon-Anjou, Bourbon-Pharma, Bourbon-Two Sicilies, Bove, Bowes-Lyon, Braganza, Brand, Braschi, Brassey, Brenninkmeijer, Bretuo, Brimeu, Bronfman, Busaid, Bush, Bushati, Bussche, Cabot, Cadogan, Caetani/Gaetani, Capetian, Caracciolo, Carafa, Cargill, Cargill-MacMillan, Carolingian, Castellini Baldissera, Castro, Cavendish, Cecil, Chabot, Chakri/Mahidol, Chase, Chearavanont, Cheongju Han, Chigi, Churchill, Claudia, Clinton, Colonna, Contarini, Conti, Cornaro, Corsini, Corte-Real, Coudenhove, Coudenhove-Kalergi, Crescentii, Crown, Croy, Dabo, Dabuyid, Dandolo, Dantata, Darbhanga Raj/Khandwala, Darwin, Darwin-Wedgwood, David-Weill, Dawood, Della Gherardesca/Gherardeschi, Della Rovere, D’Erlanger, Desmarais, Devakula, Disney, Dlamini, Dogra, Doria, Doria-Pamphili-Landi, Draper, Dreyfus, DuPont, Durazzo, Eczacıbaşı, Egerton, Ephrussi, Erba-Odescalchi, Este, Esterhazy, Fabia, Fairbanks, Fairchild, Farnese, Firestone, Fish, FitzAlan, Fitzalan-Howard, FitzGerald, FitzRoy, Flavia, Flick, Forbes, Ford, Fould, Franchetti, Frelinghuysen, Freud, Fugger, Fürstenberg (Swabia), Fürstenberg (Westphalia), Gabrielli, Gates, Getty, Gherardini, Giustiniani
>>37714316 Kalergi, Karađorđević, Kastrioti, Kean, Kennedy (America), Kennedy (Scottland), Kerr, Keswick, Keynes, Kim/Mount Paektu/Baekdu, Koç, Koch, Königswarter, Krupp, Kunwar, Lambsdorff, Landi, Landsberg, Lauder, Lazard, Lehman, Leveson-Gower, Leyen, Licinia, Liechtenstein, Lippe, Livingston, Lobkowicz, Lodi/Lodhi, Loeb, Lorentzen, Lorraine, Lowell, Luksic, Luzzago, Lyttelton/Littleton, MacMillan, Mallet, Mandela, Massimo, Mataram, Mecklenburg, Medici, Mellon, Mendelssohn, Mendes (Jewish banking), Mian family of Baghbanpura, Miloradović, Monaldeschi, Montefiore, Montgomery/Montgomerie, Morgan, Morosini, Mountbatten, Muhammad Ali, Murdoch, Myer (Australia), Napier, Nassau, Nassau-Usingen, Nassau-Weilburg, Niarchos, Nicolay, Norman, Norodom, Nusaybah/Nussaiba/Nuseibeh, Odescalichi, Ofori-Atta, Ojora, Oldenburg, Onassis, Oppenheim, Oppenheimer, Orange-Nassau, Orléans, Orsini, Orsini-Rosenberg, Osborne, Osman, Osmanoğlu, Otis, Oyoko, Pagaruyung, Palaiologos, Pallavicini, Pamphili, Pazzi, Peabody, Percy, Perry, Philips, Phokas, Piccolomini, Pierleoni, Pratt, Primrose, Pritzker, Ptolemaic, Rana, Rashidi, Riady, Riario, Rivlin, Rockefeller, Rohan, Rohan-Chabot, Romanov, Roosevelt, Rosenberg, Rospigliosi, Rossetti, Rothschild, Ruspoli, Sabah, Sabancı, Sacchetti, Sachs, Sackler, Safra, Salian, Santo Domingo, Saraki, Sasan, Sassoon, Saud, Savelli, Savoy, Sawiris, Saxe-Coburg and Gotha, Saxe-Coburg and Gotha-Kohary, Sayn-Wittgenstein-Berleburg, Sayn-Wittgenstein-Ludwigsburg, Schallenberg, Schetz, Schiff, Schönborn, Schönburg, Schuyler, Schwarzenberg, Sedgwick, Sforza, Shin (South Korea), Siak-Perak (Sultan of Perak, Malaysia), Sisowath, Snoy, Somaglia, Soros, Spencer, Spencer-Churchill, Speyer, Spinola, Stampa, Stanley (United Kingdom), Stern, Stuart, Stuyvesant, Sulzberger,
>>37714326Taft, Tata, Temenggong of Johor, Te Wherowhero, Thani, Thapa, Theodoli, Thun und Hohenstein, Thurn und Taxis, Thyssen, Tokugawa, Torlonia, Townshend, Toynbee, Trivulzio, Tupou, Tuqan/Toukan, Umayyad, Ursel, Vaez, Van Cortlandt, Vanderbilt, Van de Werve, Van Lanschot, Van Rensselaer, Van Zuylen van Nievelt, Villiers, Visconti, Von der Leyen, Vrioni, Walderdorff, Wallenberg, Walpole, Wangchuck, Warburg, Wedgwood, Weizsäcker, Welf, Wellesley, Werthein, Weymouth, Whitney, Windsor, Wittelsbach, Wittgenstein, Wolseley, Yamato, Yi, Zilkha, Zóbel de Ayala, Zogu, Zulian/Zuliani Would surely let the world to chaos tho. And before starting I would go to a remote area. Also death for the murders/rapist and all of them writing "Allah is Great" or "Fear Allah" before they die by heart attack.
>>37714301What if I lose it? I certainly want my property returned if lost and if i don't write my name they won't know who to return it to.
>>37714260nah fantasizing about killing people with no retribution is gay ok, here you go, I'd make Trump masterbate himself to death live on facebook, is that what you want? are you happy now?
>>37714266>It's a hypothetical scenarioHoly shortie incapacitates
>>37714353....wut
>>37714340>And before starting I would go to a remote area.You do realize that you need to be able to picture their faces right? It's easier with a computer/tv.
>>37714365Phones exist, anon.
>>37714341Your property? The shinigami it truly belongs to is ready to wait for it to kill you one way or another. The best move is to forget about it.
>>37714368but wouldn't the NSA just start surveilling people's phone and internet traffic assuming they already don't?
>get shinigami eyes>walk out in public>MAKE SURE NOT TO BRING MY PHONE WITH ME>look at the names of my targets of choice>write them down on a non-death note piece of paper>come home>write their names but put random dates so that i cant be pinned via corroborating CCTV footage>rinse and repeat>burn the non-death note paperIt's perfect.
>>37714240I wouldn't taint my souk by using the notebook.
>>37714240>Hypothetically if you have a death note, how would you use it safely without getting caught while maximizing personal gains?it's pretty simple, a lot of the plot narratives of the series involving setting traps / messaging to see if kiru responds or doesn't and thus limiting the pool. So there is an action/reaction element to it. The solution is simple, eliminate the action/reaction. Create a list for a period, a long period say 5 or 10 years, a long list, and randomize the order and the timing of course, then adhere to that schedule. Since you can declare the time in the list, it may be wise to go ahead and plan out all the death times, write them all at once over a weekenend, and then bury the death note somewhars. Of course that's not the fun part, fun part is you can make people do anything before death (send you bitcoin or whatever then die), and you can also for example write your own death in there 100,000 years in the future or more and become functionally immortal
>>37714495> you can also for example write your own death in there 100,000 years in the futureYou can’t, if I remember correctly. I if you write a death more than 23 days away, that person just gets a heart attack.
>>37714495>and you can also for example write down your own death in there 100,000 years in the future or more and become functionally immortal.The Death Note's rules say that impossible death conditions will cause the standard heart attack in 40 seconds death. You can't make someone go from Japan to America in 5 minutes to die, or have someone reveal information that they couldn't possibly know. Same would happen for a death in 100.000 years, I believe.
>>37714260i dont understand? i dont have a death note? what are you talking about?
>>37714240>set time of death to THE PAST (no rule against that)>"criminal will die but before that send me this week's lottery numbers" gg solved
>>37714554But what if you had eaten breakfast?
how would you get caught? I would just make all people I want dead die somehow that I can't get connected to it and span it around monthsi.e. die being hit by the truckanyway I just want one person dead, someone from my family so I would use it once for something anything close to me, then maybe kill some jewish puppets for the fun
>>37714606>set time of death to THE PAST (no rule against that)If the cause of death is impossible, like travel from Japan to France in five minutes, or going back in time, they just get a heart attack.
>>37714699But science has not proven that time travel is impossible. Therefore, if it's possible, they die last week and I get free lottery numbers.
>>37714288literallyone day taskundetectable
>>37714423FYI you can set the timing of these deaths after you googled their names for the faces so there's no problem there, one of the death note rules is that you can designate possible time of death and realistic method for death and it will happen according to the script it would look suspicious to have same date deaths but anyhow.> Man in a prison cell dies by being driven over by a bus. = Unrealistic = death by heart attack.> A freeman walking on pedestrian side gets hit by a busdriver who's still drowsy because he didn't get enough sleep = realistic = happens.Controlling their actions follows the same set of rules.
Does your questiom have to be the canon Death Note with all its rules and regulatioms or can it be something like a Death Note?Rules of the Death Note/Manga Chapter Ruleshttps://deathnote.fandom.com/wiki/Rules_of_the_Death_Note/Manga_Chapter_Rules
>>37714240I would use it on myself
>>37714240Only on other Deathnote owners and never for gain.
>>37714240Become an Agent of a Good country and use it to take out targets. I hear special forces make great pay.Basically become L but not a wimpy hypocritical retard.>>37715116Good man.
>>37714746Even if it were possible, the person you're killing would need to have the available means to travel in time. Let's say, have a time machine available. If not, it'd be like setting a man to die in a plane crash in one minute when he's in jail.
>>37714880How do you propose something like a death note? I'd assume it would be similar and not cause any paradox or death to others.
>>37714240It’s literally a notebook; you have to be an idiot to get caught.Don’t have a personal vendetta. Even if you want to say kill all criminals there’s no way it can ever be traced to you. If for some reason cops come knocking on the door burn it shred it.Let’s be honest the only reason Light from the anime got suspected is because he started going through police files which was illegal in the first place. Dumb ass move. Lind L Taylor bring on T.V. Was never a threat. They didn’t know it was a notebook at all until episode 20
>>37715354>the person you're killing would need to have the available means to travel in time.You got the intention wrong. I want the person to die normally, the means of death could be heart attack. he doesn't time travel. but time of death is the past. In the past, he dies normally, since he did something in the past.it alters the timeline. cuz note killed him in the past.
>>37714240I think the most interesting feature of the Death Note, wasn't actually killing people but the ability to make them do pretty much everything you want during, I think it was 40 days before their death ? As long as it isn't out of character. With this feature you could actually do great things and maximize personal gains while killing powerful people.Also the trick is obviously makng up every time a different random cause of death and not making everyone die of heart attack.>>37715116Thought about it too lol
>>37714779they wouldve died after you had looked them up and saw their face so wouldnt that still make you suspicious?
>>37714746one of the rules is that you cant make people give you information which they dont already know
>>37716998I look up these numbers myself. Then I write, "(time of death: last week) before heart attack, he types numbers 288-666-777 on this blog".
>>37714425Problem is that you have to remember their faces. Your numbers will be a drop in the bucket with this method. Just use the real notebook paper and specify accidents or diseases that are spaced out. AFAIK diseases are the only way the DN can kill someone years into the future with virtually no short term time limit.
>>37714544You could experiment by giving people "immortality diseases" until you find one that works. Maybe one that technically kills the person in the clinical sense but allows them to maintain consciousness and keep living. I'm sure such things exist, but they're like loopholes in the reality code you'd normally expect from a speed runner playing a videogame.
You have to get the major named power plays to come forth and spill the beans on their masters. Otherwise the true elites, who never appear in the media, will shirk back into the shadows while they invent new puppets to handle public affairs. And then nothing you do will matter. You have to be very sly, patient, and clever. Or, basically, sucker punch them and force them into an immediate final battle.However. Something nobody accounts for: what if there are members of the elite who have death notes from millennia ago that are handed down through the generations?
>>37714240If you don't have any big plans like Light there's no way anyone would suspect you, specially when you can modify the cause of death. But if i was trying to "cleanse" like Light i guess i'd start killing people with heart attacks in a somewhat far away country, and then slowly move around while in my country i'd only kill "big fish" with modified causes of death.At some point i'd reach my country with the heart attack radius and then i could start killing people in my country with heart attacks.
>>37716988Yes. What you COULD do is have a proxy-Kira. Remember when Light made Mellow's henchman mail him the address to their base?You could mail a piece of the death note to a victim along with a list of names and instructions. Make THEM look up their names and faces and write their deaths down. Then burn the evidence of you ever sending them anything. You could even do a hot drop and make them pick up your letter from an alleyway. Get all of the blame pinned on your victim; rinse and repeat.If the bureaus suspect a so-called "Kira," you can make it look like there are tons of Kiras and that the power passes between people frequently before killing them. No one will want to prosecute victims because everyone is both a potential victim and culprit, including the investigators.
>>37716282Even if Light laid low like that, it would only take a decade or two before predictive algorithms pick him out of the noise and sound the alarms to the authorities. They know when you will poop and what you will masturbate to. They no doubt have human eyes check EVERY person who exhibits anomalous behavior, because there are only so many behaviors such advanced algorithms can not account for.
>>37715131>become L but not a wimpy hypocritical retard.Light and L were both jewy globohomo NWO gigafaggots, just with different means and personal lifestyle preferences.
>>37714880For the sake of argument it should be the most canon and inconvenient form of the death note with the most restrictions and drawbacks. Otherwise the topic becomes "would you kill people you don't like with your mind?"
>>37714606That won't work. What you could do, though, is have a ton of victims buy lottery tickets and all send/dump them in the same place for you to collect. It's probably best you don't win the mega millions anyway, especially if you're Kira. Winning five grand here and ten grand there should suffice for anyone.
Anyone else think Death Note has resurfaced in the mass consciousness because everyone is getting really pissed off at the elites and society? I think everyone wants to write down the names of the 13, 33 and 300.
>>37714245To be fair I wouldn't use it either. I don't want anything funny happening to my soul. It is fun to think about though, which is why I form all these contingencies and hypotheticals. I might go as far as supporting Kira but I would never BE Kira.
>>37714240Burn it
>>37717169why would you need him to give you the numbers if you look them up yourself?
>>37717737I looked them up, but I'm still in the present. By giving him the numbers, I'm sending information to the past. This way I can create the first time machine, cuz I'm a genius scientist. I call it the TIME NOTE.
>>37714240I would spend a few years learning how to hack, being undetectable online, etc. Then I would become a killer for hire on the deepweb and only accept payment via cryptocurrency.It would honestly be the easiest job ever because all you need to kill someone is a picture of their face and their real name.I would never do high level kills like politicians, presidents, etc.I'd only take on the basic human tier problems like people trying to kill their family to get inheritance, insurance money, etc.After I get to around a million I'd try to find a way to launder the money and use it to buy up real estate properties for renting, and to live off of the passive income.At that point I would now begin to start trying to shape the world into the one that I want. I'd start killing off gang leaders, dictators, terrorist group leaders, etc.Honestly there's really no way for you to get caught unless you kill people that are connected to you in some way. Only the emotional idiots who try to kill a school bully, annoying boss and work, GF that cheated on them, local gang members, the neighbor that beats his wife, etc will get caught. Those emotional and illogical types will get caught in atleast a year (if not sooner), but if you don't use it as a tool of revenge or "local policing", you'll never get caught.You could kill the president of every country and never get caught, how the fuck are they going to trace dozens of heart attacks back to some wage slave in another country?
>>37714340>Thurn und Taxisthe medieval mail carrier service?
Hypothetically, if you had a Death Note you could never get caught. Death Note required the retarded anime big brained activity of L to make insane conclusions to realize who Kira was. Really, how is anyone supposed to know? My only guess is if your consistently googling the names of people your killing beforehand and the NSA would notice the consistency in internet history prior to murder.
Write "Evil"Bury it.
>>37714301Are you me? or am i You?
>>37714378>The shinigami it truly belongs to is ready to wait for it to kill you one way or another.Light only lost because of the other sides plot armor. It's complete BS that some guy is a master forger and he created an entire copy of the book with just his hand and swapped them lol.There is no plot armor IRL, so if you play your cards right, you may even find some way to enslave the shinigami or become one yourself.
This is going to sound stupid but.... fat chicks. Really fucking fat. Take life insurance policies out on them. Feed them buffets everyday for months.Write their name. No one, NO ONE, is going to question fucking fatasses dying from heart attacks.
>>37718588>Take life insurance policies out on them.Why the fuck are all these random women letting you do that (you don't have mind control powers)Also, wouldn't the police find it suspicious that some guy keeps putting life insurance policies on women that are dying?>Feed them buffets everyday for months.That would be a waste of time if they are already fat and the death note would kill them anyways.
>>37714273But he doesn’t! Stop inflating and popping normies bubbles you asshole.
>>37714273not that anon but how is it possible if i don't have one?
>>37714240Doodoo on everything cause it'd be funny, who ever cares about being caught if u ever were, ur friend is a death god, shit was gonna kill you in the end anyways, if people randomly die others wouldn't even know, it'd only just happen cause it can
You could use the Death Note to start transferring entire regimes back to the people, whether that's a country or company or dynasty. Of course, doing this will be a disaster for the people who are given the reigns to headless power structures, so it must be used carefully.
start by writing the names of every politician on earth
>>37714240To the people saying take out the elites, there will always be someone to replace the elites. Then you can take them out too but how long will you do this for? Until everyone is good? What about the elites you don't know about and underground criminals? How will you find out who they are? You can only take out the people you can see such as the puppets who are corrupt.
>>37717478This is almost the most effective way to win OP's little game. You have to leave clues on purpose, and they have to lead to someone else. You have to lure out independent investigators, lure them into future crime scenes have them accidentally leave their DNA or prints anywhere. When they're in the future murder site, drop off a body or do the murder of someone you do know at the same time and place. Then the independent investigator with no assistance will be the target of other investigators who also act independently.When you get the name of one, collect their evidence/references/contacts after their death. They will know more. Since I didn't know how death note works, I presume from one anon's post that you need the name and picture of the future victim.Target journalists first, as they have the most connections. Collect their info.Kill randoms from their list, just to throw off investigators. Do some research on the random's life to make a convincing false murder incentive or story. When all "strange" murders seem random, the motivated ones will seem random too. Proxy murders for gains. Write in the name of a rich target, have their death near someone who will rob their personal belongings after their death (wallet, phone, keys, etc.), rob the robber. Do your research on the decoy if you plan to off them with the notebook, or shoot them where there are no witnesses. Blame the murder on yet another decoy whose dna or prints you will be adding into the crime scene after securing the gains. >>37719905You take these out by getting them to replace repeatedly as you secretively investigate where these replacements are coming from yourself or have someone else do it for you by baiting their interest in the matter, or find someone who is already doing the investigation.Strain their replacement system and watch which company is suddenly having troubles, what connections are suddenly growing worried on social media. Also, try anon teamwork.
>>37714240I wouldn't use it because it's explicit you cast your soul down if you do.
>>37714245>>37717549it is canon that in universe the soul rule was made up by ryuk to ensure someone interesting would get the note. there is no afterlife for humans period.dunno how it applies to real life but if we have the book i assume anime rules apply
if i say i'd be put on a watch list desu
>>37714240>writes the name of every Jew in the world
>>37714240I'm an incel so I'd use it to kill all women in the most painful way possibleThis is my personal gain.
>>37716988They are high profile people and you could set it in 3 months in advance so nobody has a fucking clue, analysts couldn't look at that data if you did it every single time like that, you are assuming they die instantly after you write their name, you can always set the date and execution method beforehand and write the name once you want to finish them off.> [blank] [blank] will die at [blank] by [blank]You could make a huge row of these beforehand, there's no rule against this working.
>>37714240Just don't use it. Since you always have to kill someone every 13 days or else you die. It's easy for you to forget.
>>37721867He doesn't know that, but he makes the caviat that the moment you touch the note your hypothetical soul will have its ownership transferred>>37722697Light wrote that rule himself, it's not real, it was there to trick L into thinking Light couldn't be Kira. Have any of you even seen the anime?
>>37718386L only lost because plot armor, it was a well designed logic deduction/induction game, but Light has on his side death demons and L remains "normal", the Light "Death Demons" powers can be anything the writers want, take the powers of "Death Demons" (supposed to be neutral btw) and L won in 14 episodes.
>>37721867I don't give a shit what the anime says about a soul lol, would still just burn it because of what i believe about a soul
>>37723501L had extra-legal powers. Being able to operate outside standard law is his plot armor. It was fair.
>>37714240In reality I would think it would be pretty fucking hard to get caught, arrested, found guily, and charged for using a magic notebook to remotely kill people with natural causes. Probably impossible. That being said, I would eliminate a lot of people. Mostly aggressive low-IQ narcissists, the ones that feel they always have to leave every interaction with a "win", because there are way too many of them and they're fucking everywhere in the states. All around us. You can't go anywhere without encountering at least one. Road-rage tailgating people to a fast-food place so they can bully wagies for an ego boost, or maybe in causing a s ene at the store because their credit and ebt cards were both declined, even though they knew it was gonna happen anyway. Getting led into confrontations with people by their sense of entitlement, and refusing to walk away without getting the last word, as if that decides the winner moreso than the content of the argument. You know these people. The kind of people that only exist because of modern society, the legal ramifications of caving in their skull, which is what would happen to them by their tribe throughout most of human history until recently. Same goes for other types of people too. Basically, I'd try to make up for the lack of the natural order so we stop stagnating and or going backwards as a species by l neglecting to trim the gene pool in a world without natural selection.
>>37714240>every single jew and communist along with antifa faggots and every brownoid in europe.
Spread guilt
>>37722697Based episode skipper
>>37714240I would write Nobody in it and see what happens. there isn't anyone i care about killing i guess.
>>37721964Based
>>37714240i would save the world from globohomo.ez pz.
>>37714240Lets make this more simple and challenging because death note rules are cringe and are only there to build plot tension. Assume the death note only kills people 45 seconds after writing their name down and knowing their face, by heart attack. No other rules are in place. Thats it First and foremost, im a pretty radical communist so my end goal would be communist revolution around the world. I'd start by taking out the head of state for every country around the world (ignoring vietnam, north korea, china, and cuba) in a single night. everyone would instantly know that A. there is some tomfoolery afoot, and B, they have an obvious political agenda. I'd continue to mass exterminate at random intervals right wing political figures. Primarily this would be a propaganda vehicle. The biggest movement would be social, right wing extremist figures would absolutely go full terrorist mode and right wing political figures would absolutely become more authoritarian to protect themselves. Left wing groups would be galvanized and commit to revolutions all over the place. Essentially, I would use it as an accelerationist tool. Getting caught would be basically impossible, because I am literally just one of billions.
>>37727163Crazy enough some random ass communist bro did this recently and lost his shit
>>37727175they killed people with a magic notebook?
>>37727163Just sat around in a server talking about his death note, he also got into some weird things of turning people into objects self-inserting his insane fetishes into the mix.Hell, if some shinigami actually exists in real life where this can happen from his insane shit, shit's fucked lol.
>>37727163...and then the Astral Agency shows up. You.Are.Fucked.
>>37727179Apparently so, they were a random ass guy and I don't know anything about him. He just wrote a bunch of names down of so many political leaders and he was cutting himself along with other things to these death gods. He lost it. That's all I know, I stopped talking to him after a while cause I just couldn't stand being around that guy.>>37727179
>>37727190>Astral agencyThis dude I'm sure killed himself before anything like that even came. He went full suicide mode after he wrote it.
>>37714240I never saw this show but unless you were monumentally stupid how could you get caught?There's literally no way to find out who did the killings, probably most of the deaths would be considered natural causes and case closedAnd even if you do get caught there isn't any court that would entertain the idea of magical homicide
>>37727198Oh, I didn't realize you guys were talking about a real event.
>>37714240>list of interesting people with a comprehensive "Early Life" section>cult leaders >politician offsprings>people who cut in line (negotiable)>cardboard scalpers
>>37727194diddid it work?
I forget, how many pages does the Death Note have?You could probably compile a list of all your enemies and just write them all in one go.Spend your time compiling a list in the most anonymous and low tech ways as possible.Then, just one day where everyone does an Epstein all at once. Randomize the order of your list as well.No patterns, no big KIEKAKU, no need to play 5d head games with feds.
>>37714240>Go on the WEF website>Click 'young leaders' page>Aggressively write every single name down as fast as possible
>>37727163Fucking, inbred MORON. If you did it in that way there would immediately be massive backlash against it and people would rally around anonymous leaders with facemasks. (They could even get every nobody to wear facemasks again which would be massive overkill.)And of course you don't even mention anything about stopping organized crime. That's just communists for you, of course someone who subscribes to the most Evil ideology in history should be expected to be as stupid as a door handle.
>>37725093I'd let you in on my council of Kira. You know, once we're strong enough to get away with meeting. No ego, just taking out the trash. We're not gods. We just got "lucky" and have some "power."
>>37730122Letting communist flourish is so the criminal gangs can kidnap children and eliminate the Amalek. Everything else is pretense.
>>37727569I have no idea, but does it work if I write someone's name, they die, I then proceed to erase their name and reusing the same page/space?If this is possible I think a way to create a death cult would interesting as well. Passing on the death note for generations to come, you could become a very strong cult/family
>>37714316>>37714326>>37714340You seem to be a nice person
>>37719905Before they die they would write with Their blood "Fear Allah" or stuff like that. . This mass murder of the evil doers will remain them of God's wrath for centuries to come.
>>37714240aim for just old dudes that have fucked the world but are like 90. space it out a little. boom the world is a better place and who the hell would care?
>>37730772Those damn finders wouldn't shut up about the workers owning the means of production.
>>37731075You must be the most boring person in the entire world.>I would give bugs names and then kill them
>>37719801This, without hesitation, starting with the country with the highest GDP per capita.
>while maximizing personal gainsSo many things can be done without attracting any attention. Let's see, i'd start by writing the names of 90% of the international music industry but i'd spare those who make music that i like, so the big labels eventually would only produce that kind of music.What else, oh yeah, i'd do the same with the film and stream industries, and i'd also murk Oda, nothing would provide me with more personal gain than seeing all those insufferable One Piece fans getting blue balled to infinity. I guess i could also attack religions, christianity for example, death is a powerful message, specially when seen through a religious lens, i could kill religious leaders and form patterns that could be interpreted by the followers like a message, with a little planning i could control the religion.I could also become the most efficient and best paid hitman. I just need to use random people as middle men through death note manipulation. I could find some comp sci freak out there and use the death note to make him set up a safe communications system for me and to write some notes on how to operate it, before killing himself. I'd always keep the information of a few comp sci dudes at hand in case something goes wrong with the system and i need to use one of them for a check up. All that aside i'd just need to build up a network of clients which shouldn't be too bad considering the impeccable results of the death note where i can just write the target's name and that he gets shot, which would result in the target being eliminated by some random occurrence where he gets shot.Ultimately even if i get caught which i doubt, they'd never suspect there's something like a death note involved. I just thought all this from the top of my head, with some time to think about it pretty sure one could have infinite entertainment with zero to little risk using a death note.
>>37714240i'd only write names of vaxxies
>>37731915You'll never catch me. I'm literally the smartest human to ever exist. I've 50 moves ahead. When you think you're at the finish line I already started the next race and won it.
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>what if you could kill with magickThere's not actually anyone ide want to kill.
