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>>37724542
wrong decade you fag

and that is all I have

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https://vocaroo.com/13QtZg1ZrqaD

>Visiting NYC in 2022
>Decide to ask a girl I barely knew out on a date >She of course texts back declining
>I chuckle to myself, put my phone back in my pocket, and keep walking down 42nd st
>As I look up I see a homeless guy
>He had a really malevolent vibe so I immediately look away lest I make eye contact accidentally
>Walk past him and walk into a chain to get some lunch
>While I'm waiting in line I hear the door open behind me
>Of course it's the homeless guy
>He says, "I guess she didn't like you very much..." and leaves
>I just stare out the door in shock
No clue how he could have known that, my only explanation is that he was possessed by a devil.

>>37724542
This story reminds of something that happened to me years ago. My mom had a stalker who would hang around in a small field near where we lived and one night I just got this urge to look out my window and I shit you not, the exact the moment I looked, she appeared out of the fucking field and was slowly making her way down the street just looking at the house. It's crazy how intuition works. Something inside me just said "look out the window".

>>37724789
bastard jumpscare cunt

>>37724664
>i came close to screwing my first dead body that night
WHAT

Here's one I was told
>be friend of mine
>attracts spooks like I'm shit to their flies
>decide to go ghost hunting at an old ranch
>group is setting up equipment by the main house
>wander by a shed, feel a strong pull towards it
>fall into a trance, get pulled in as I walk by the door, which locks behind me
>incredible horrid, evil vibes. Start screaming
>get let out but fuck off from that ghost hunting venture

She didn't learn
>be same friend
>investigating a graveyard with the same group as before
>whole Lotta jack and shit, getting dark, so we pack up to leave
>graveyard is surrounding by an old wrought iron fence and a stream
>extra normal senses tingling, look back and see a figure in a white dress, a beautiful woman, standing just beyond the iron fence looking down at us

Pretty sure she ran into one of the goof neighbors that day after she told me about it, cause if the details lining up with some fairy lore

This is a different friend of mine
>be my other friend
>decide to go on a ghost tour in some shit ass mine
>why? I'm kinda retarded
>get the shit beaten out of me by unseen entities throwing rocks and shaking chains when I wander away from the group
>still fucking wander off during these outings afterwards

And one of mine
>be me, not stupid enough to go searching for spooks
>chilling in bed, bookshelf serving as a backboard
>look over to find my remote
>pale face peeking from the bottom of the bookshelf
>freeze. It zips away and just vanishes
>after pulling my heart out of my fuckig throat, I turn on the lights and do not sleep for the rest of the night

>>37728336
Career coroners are all fucked in the head

>>37724761
Shut the fuck up and allow one good thread to exist on this board please.

>>37729450
since you ask nicely i guess one containment thread for normies is fine

Anyone have books/references for entity identifications? Cursory googling only nets clickbait and garbage.

Got something (among all the other somethings desu) at my workplace that will suddenly and violently shake like a whole line of trees at once. Only at night, it's done it even on nights when we have no wind.

>youtube content farming the thread

>jEWs have nukes and child raping secret tunnels

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>be me walking home from work along normal path as usual.
>hear yiddish being spoken but no one is around... sounds coming from sewers...
>see jEWs one night rioting outside synagogue and spot a jEW coming out of the sewer.

>>37731497
This would be spooky if he never bought a socket or any kind of tool on amazon before

Bump. Later I'm gonna translate some stories into english.

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>>37724781
What a word salad.

Most of these are terrible

>>37736111
you have to wander through slowly and pan the gems and gold out of the tailings

bump so I can read this before it 404s

>>37724761
Just let yourself be happy. Stop hating everything and everyone out of spite and just let go. Go for a walk, read a book, pet a dog and just let people enjoy what they want.

>>37734657
Hot. So, did she?

>>37724614
Anon meets kangaroo joey

>>37724542
>be me
>16 yo
>live in a small town
>nothing even remotely cool happening
>one day my friends talk about this weird rock they've found near the river
>since we're already going fishing, might as well check it out
>rock is really damn big, like almost 4ft in diameter, 1/3 submerged in water
>no idea where it came from, it certainly didn't wash in there by itself
>ask why are they so obsessed with it all of a sudden
>they tell me it's because if you sleep near it, you get weird dreams
>realize I'm being pranked, tell friends to fuck off with their bullshit
>they insist it's true
>whatever, let's go fish already
>settle near the rock anyway since it's a decent enough place
>doze off around the noon anyway, it's a cozy summer day
>have a weirdly vivid dream about being chased by something, vivid enough that I wake up screaming
>immediately almost shit myself in embarrassement because imagine waking up screaming like a bitch right before your firends' eyes
>strangely enough they don't laugh and say this sort of thing happened to them too
>but the strangest part was that sometimes dreams were pleasant
>don't believe them, but we go back to the rock later on because "what, you scared of bad dreams huh bitch"
>interstingly enough, second time the dream is different
>it's still strangely vivid, but in it I'm having passionate sex with my sister who acts weirdly smug?
>what
>in total we camp around the rock twelve times that summer, and every time dreams are extremely vivid and either terrifying or revolve around taboo-breaking sex
>no one actually said exactly what they saw but all agreed that it was always more than just wet dreams or nightmares, and scenarios seemed to repeat
>one day we come back to the rock and discover that it's no longer there
>vanished as suddenly as it appeared
my hometown was so fucking bland that the best it got in "spooky" department was a fucking bad-dream-inducing ROCK

>>37741610
Better than my town. All we have is bad-dream-inducing drugs.

>>37724789
nice one

>>37724664
dude definitely fucked the bodies

>>37738203
(y

>>37724542
just wanna thank you for posting these, havent seen a good number of them

>>37724789
i fell for this 10+ years ago and now I always check the file name

>>37741610
>it's still strangely vivid, but in it I'm having passionate sex with my sister who acts weirdly smug?

elaborate

>>37748600
Just go on /a/ you'll get some recommendations for more stories like that.

Where is everyone?

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Kentucky Collossus

>>37724781
lol imagine writing that and thinking it's good. worst greentext story I've ever read.

>>37734605
He comes off as an absolute pussy at first, hiding in his room clutching a gun after someone politely says hello to him in public and calling the cops because someone moved his bag he left out in the street, but I now suspect maybe that's the right thing to do when you live in Florida.

>>37752879
these military "stories" are always rambling pieces of shit, same with the generic hunting skinwalker innawoods.

the best /x/ greentexts are completely bizarre inexplicable shit like this >>37724756

>>37753356
It's not the military aspect, it's the horrendous use of language that is completely out of touch. This fucking ridiculous nerd was never anywhere near the military.
He wants to be a writer but refuses to ever use the first word that comes to his head for anything, and tries to replace them all with another more 'intelligent' sounding word instead, making the whole thing seem like it was written by a retarded time-traveller trying to meet an unrealistic word count on an essay.

>>37753429
yeah the writing is almost comical in how verbose it is

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>>37753470
Haha it couldn't be further from the style of a greentext, this is the last thread it should be in.

>>37753429
Good writing will use word choices to pack more information into a similar volume of text, for example, different options may give a more specific idea or image to the reader, or a certain additional feeling from the associations or even sound of the word, or have a poetic link or double meaning while still working literally in the sentence.
This is the opposite, just mindlessly expanding the sentences as much as possible while pretty much draining them of their intended purpose, which was to be a snappy spooky story told by a soldier.

>>37724542
>tactically shit myself
lmao

>>37753719
idk why some people just cant seem to write. it seems like a good 20-40% of the population just produces shit like this when they try to write prose, while to others it comes completely natural & they struggle more with ideas and plot structures etc.

weird, maybe im just a schizo

>>37753259
people in florida are extremely hostile, like this isn't even a stereotype, there's no sense of neighborly camaraderie or anything like that.

>>37753795
The problem is the priority of the writer. They want the reader to think "fuck, the guy who wrote this sure is clever, what a fantastic writer!" a lot more than they want them to think "man that believable soldier sure had a believable spooky experience there". Trying too hard, while hardly trying to do what they supposedly set out to do.

>>37724789
>.gif (1.89 MB, 834x1031)
filename reading bros, we keep winning

>>37724614
>reverse image search
>no matches
fuck...

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When I was 17 I had a really big fascination with snipers and ghillie suits and stuff like that and so did my friend. This ends up with us buying a bunch of Gille suit gear and airsoft snipers. We like to camp and decide to go camp in the woods and larp as ghille snipers for the weekend.


>Be us
>Our neighborhood runs along a golf course that borders a forest that goes on for ages
>We have to walk through a well lit path and then through a small strip of woods to get onto the golf course
>the plan is to wait for nightfall on friday, sneak through the golf course and into the woods, hike deep into the woods and camp for the weekend before coming back sunday night.
>prep goes well and night is approaching, sneak out the backdoor and half my sister lock it behind us.
>My friend, who ill call Steven, has a cheap nv monocle so he leads the way through the small strip of woods that separate the neighborhood and golf course.
>we are trying our best to keep quiet and not make so much noise
>Our ears abruptly begin to ring in high pitch, almost like we go deaf and we cant hear anything like we are underwater.
>steven pulls on my arm and says something but it sounds so muffled, he starts pulling me through the brush until we make out onto the golf course
>ringing subsides and we both look at each other like what the hell?
>not the time to talk about it so we set up to do recon over the golf course to plan the next move

I know its not the most interesting story and the weird stuff happens when we reach the forest, if anyone is interested i can continue?
Pic rel is of me taken by steven

>>37760281
why would you ask for our approval to continue? don't give us blueballz fag

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>>37760804
Didnt want to waste my time
>full moon so its bright enough to use our scopes to look out over the course, plus the nvg shits itself over that distance so the scopes are a better option.
>as we are panning over the course we are teasing each other with the typical, "what the hell is that?" "Shit its the cops" trying to freak th e other out
> Visible from our position is the main complex plus a few smaller maintenance sheds, along with one larger barn structure, out of all of them it looks the weirdest
>steven drops his voice and goes "shit man i think theres something over there"
>think he is fucking with me so i go"Lets go then, we can sneak up there it wont even see us"
>steven seems genuinely freaked and starts talking about how we should just head back home, but i push and say that its probably just animals
> Peer pressure gets him to crouch walk over to the building, from far out it looked normal but as we got close it it seemed to get darker, the wood was rotten and dark and it just looked derelict.
>there was a break in the side from which we used the monocle to peek inside and nothing seemed to be inside, best guess was it was a storage barn for something like manure or mulch im not sure, it was just empty at the time
>the hayloft is slanted down, and there is a stair leading up to it, its pitch dark up there and none of us want to look
>we suddenly are aware of a clicking noise, kinda like the clicker in band of brothers, coming from the hayloft.
>steven refuses to go up the steps, but i really want to see whats up there, so i make him hold the flashlight and tell him to turn it on when i motion it, i try to quietly climb the steps and hold out my phone and motion for him to turn the light on and i take pic rel
"why not use the flash??" Because i wasnt sure how far back it went plus the flash on my phone kinda sucks and i just wanted to make sure if i captured anything it was a good pic

>>37761044
>Obviously i don't get anything and steven upon hearing that there isn't anything peeks his head up and shines the light around and it really is empty.
> The clicking sound is still going on and im starting to get weirded out, but steven has gotten over his fear and ushers us to keep going, so we leave the barn still staying low to the ground
>as we are walking towards the forest clouds move over the moon so we have to switch back to the monocle. as we get further from the barn the clicking noise disappears.the course is about a golf course or so wide and we are nearing the "entry" point to the forest we were gunning for when the clouds disappear from the moon. Right before we enter steven takes one last look back through the scope at the barn and slaps my shoulder and points
>i do the same and am a little lost when steven hisses "roof look at the fucking roof"
>Theres a crouching figure on the roof, it looks like its wearing clothes but it looks almost emaciated and its proportions look exaggerated.
>It was looking away from us so i didnt get a look at its face but it just looked weird
>i put down the gun and look at Steven and we start planning what to do
>if we pushed deep enough into the woods we could set up camp away from that thing
>steven goes "Fuck that lets just go home"
>Honestly looking back this was super retarded we could have just walked back but we were really freaked out so that was my best idea
>we jogged/walked for about 30 minutes and we figured we made it about a mile in so we began setting up camp.
Im gonna speed this part up
Fire kept us warm throughout the night and nothing happened for the rest of the night and we both took shifts sleeping. In the morning we cooked soup and then cooked meat in the broth which was super yummy.
We began the next hike which was 3 miles into a spot where Google Maps said there was a pond, the plan was to setup by the bank sleep saturday night and head back sunday and arrive home Sunday night

>>37761586
>we packed our bags heavier than expected and the hike took a bit longer than planned, and we arrived by the pond in the late afternoon
>we setup a bit of a lean-too against a tree and set up the fire bigger than the last, by the time we had set up with the little daylight we had we cut down trees and gathered fire wood
>neither of us were saying it but we were a little nervous for the night but kept putting the feeling aside.
>the water was kind of calming so i think that might have played a part
>as nightfall arrives we cook the remaining meat and pour the grease over sticks to use as starters if the fire dies.
>we had turned the surrounding camp area into a nice little position which helped steven and me relax a bit more
>nighttime comes and i have first sleep
>Pass out from the day immediately
>to this day, even with fevers of 102 i still have not had such a weird dream,it starts where im in my bed at home and feel like i have a rock in my stomach, getting up out of bed feels like slow motion and i walk to my door to the hallway, opening it im back in the woods. Dread starts to creep over me and i go to return to my room but the door is gone
>im shaken awake by steven going "dude dude! its fucking here!"
>i shoot up and grab my airsoft gun for comfort more than anything else lol
>the fire is dying so i throw on a grease log and the blaze illumates the surrounding area and i see a figure standing behind a tree a bit ways away from out camp
>we are both panicking, the only thing we had were the airsoft guns a small baby browning.25 that wouldnt do shit.
>i pulled it out of my pack regardless and pointed in the direction of the thing and squeeze the trigger
> the little pop does nothing more than scare the creature out from behind the tree in which it takes long strides further into the woods
>I only have 13 shots so I put it away
>neither of us can sleep so i begin to heat up some water for tea while he scans the woods with his monocle

>>37761751
>a couple of hours pass and we begin to hear rustling again so we both are up at attention and me with the handgun
>steven starts pointing into the dark, "Right there man shoot it shoot it!"
>i cant see shit so i just shoot in the general direction
>The rustling keeps getting closer and we both say fuck it and tumble out of our camp and start running towards the water
>I look over my shoulder and see this tall figure almost shuffling through the brush towards, steven is in front of me so i try to aim and shoot but it either misses or does nothing as it keeps chasing
>we splash into the lake and i trip and end up dunked in the water
>i recover quick and the thing is almost upon us
>its face was weird and it looked like it was just slits in a clay mold of a face
>steven is screaming to shoot it and i raise the pistol and pull the trigger
>It doesnt shoot
>i clear the jam and blow down the barrel and raise it again and pull the trigger
>this time i see the bullet hit the thing and it just grunts and stops for a second before it continues forward
>i shoot it again and now that i have it sighted i just keep squeezing the trigger
>just when the gun clicks empty the thing makes a low whimpering sound again and stops in its tracks
>it leans and almost buckles and i guess decides we arent worth the effort and sort of lumbers off back into the woods
>me and steven look at each other and have no words.
>we slowly make our way out of the water still nervous but with the feeling that the main part is over
>the camp is wrecked and we are both wet and cold, the fire is almost dead and we spend a while trying to get it to relight
>it catches and we just sit next to it, letting it warm us up and dry us off.
>its nearly morning by that time so we just stay up talking about whatever.
>at first sign of sunlight we extinguish the fire and pack up
> throw the grease logs into the water and piss on the fire

>>37724566
this one was fuckin cool

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>>37761856
> We make the hike back to the golf course in record time
> We sit just out of sight in the woodline and watch the golfers do their thing for a bit
> Finish off the power bars and other snacks
>just waiting for night now
>we nap on and off
>We retreat a bit back into the woods and get a small fire going to dry our socks
> Despite everything else thats happened this brief time are some of my favorite memories
>the fire was toasty and we ended up cooking some soup and chili which tasted amazing.
>talk about school, girls and the previous night
>its kind of just a weird moment where we arently really fazed or upset about it, it was scary but here we are.
>We go check up on the course and there arent any carts visible so we assume that theyve closed
>head back to the camp and pack up, debating running the risk of being spotted vs staying till dark
>fuck it, take the snipers and lets crawl
>take it really slow crawling through the course as its very open and most anyone could see us if we were moving and if they looked hard enough
>all ghilled up..
>at about the halfway mark we hear someone call out to us "hey whats going on over there? Ill call the cops!"
> That is our cue and we get up and start sprinting to the woods bordering our house
>we reach the edge of the forest and duck into it, i quickly text my brother to have the back door unlocked
>steven and i pickup the pace and are just sprinting at this point, not really trying to stay hidden
>we pass through the small asphalt path that loops through the woods and hop the back fence that leads to my house and we make it inside and lock the door behind us
>We change and pack up the gear in storage
>spend the rest of the day playing video games
>we ask around but no one really has any concrete answer about anything weird in those woods.We dont want to reveal what we did so we just keep quiet and go about life. Steven and i are still good friends. pic rel is a meal we cooked

>>37754771
this is an amazing story, i wonder if OP followed up on the advice.

>>37762025
can you further describe/draw what you encountered? im curious.

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>>37762441
Its late so i apologize for it not being the best, but its eyes and mouth just looked to be slits in its face, and the "Clothes" it had on seemed to just be rags on its body. It was tall and seemingly pale id wager around 7 or so feet tall. Without doxing myself i live in the Appalachias so i dont know if thers anything like that

There was a green text writer called The Maine Taxi Guy and I heard he got peg-raped so hard by a terminally ill old lady that he had to get a colostomy. The butt hole is permanently blown out. That itself is spooky.

>>37724781
why does everyone speak like a fanciful poet? sounds fake and gay.

>>37724781
Did jordan peterson write this? This kid definitely joined up after dont ask dont tell was repealed.

>>37759913
kek

>>37760281
you made out on the golf course? Gay

>>37761586
mfw the course is about a course wide

>>37761276
this is the only real horror story in this thread

>In the mood for something spooky
>Remember /x/ being fun place for that kind of stuff
>Open the door and see everything in complete disarray
>In one corner anon in a loose straight jacket. Lying on the floor, drooling and incoherently babbling to himself
>Another anon is drawing pentagrams and weird symbols on the wall with his own excrement, screaming about demons and "magick".
>"how do i summon succubus?" - You hear a faint whisper from somewhere. "how do i summon sexy female being to have sex with me? how do i create tulpa? oh god i am so lonely. how do i summon succubus?" In the dark corner of the room you notice a figure. Looks like /r9k/-anon, softly sobbing and masturbating himself raw.
>And then this faggot comes up to you and says right in your face "Okay, gramps, it's not your good old /x/ anymore! No more scary stories and discussions of paranormal! We are trying to achieve higher levels of conciousness here! And fighting demiurge or some shit. NO IT'S NOT A LARP! WHAT MEDS? WHAT ARE YOU, A GLOWIE!?"

>>37767405
Dammit. It was supposed to be a responce to this >>37724761 post.

>>37767405
still not taking the steps of enlightenment? what are you doing with your life anon

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>>37724781

>reading spoopy greentext
>weed is mentioned
>skip

>>37769484
This, or any drug, really. Oh, you were freaking tripping balls on a mind-altering substance and saw some weird shit? You don't fucking say! Then again, I guess it'd make sense for paranormal entities to target people doing drugs BECAUSE people would be less likely to believe them.

>>37769484
frfr

>>37724761
This entire board has devolved into schizo rambling central and yiu get mad at people for using it for it's original purpose?
Tard.

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>>37762025
Attempted a collage for better archiving.

does anyone have the screencap of the Anon who had a wife tormented by voices and the Anon start mentally beating the crap of the voices and later the wife starts complaining about the voices screaming in fear of the Husband.

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>>37724914
...AND?

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fresh one

>>37771848
omg im in the screencap :D

>>37771398

Any update on this?

>>37772276
theres more. https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/25486670/#25493378

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summoning this op from a ghost bread the other day for full greentext version of picrel

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>>37775246

>>37724542
bro lives in a bethesda game

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>>37775294
kek

>>37766773
literally just mexico lmfao

>>37724607
The DS did not exist when this story supposedly took place.

>>37763612
lel

might be kind of a nothingburger story but it's the only spooky thing that happened to me or close family member/friend
>be aunt
>live in rural bumfuck nowhere idaho
>have a few pigs as pets, mostly pot bellieds but also one farm pig that got sick and the owner sold instead of butchering
>don't keep pigs for meat, just keep em as pets because they're cute
>wake up one night to pigs squealing from their pen behind the house
>squealing like they're being castrated
>rush downstairs, still in night gown, throw on some boots and a jacket cuz it's like 25 degrees outside
>squealing is just getting louder and louder
>pigs aren't making a single sound. they're all asleep.
>squealing starts getting further away
>quickly count the pigs, exact same number as she's always had
>points a flashlight out into the field where the squealing is coming from
>nada
>squealing abruptly stops, like hitting the pause button in the middle of an audio file
>wtf

this kept happening for like 2-3 nights, and finally stopped when the only non-pot belly went missing. She kept her pigs in her house after that, still has no idea what was going on.

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>>37771887

>>37728942
Are they morticians because they're fucked in the head, or are they fucked in the head because they're morticians?

>>37724542
havent read most of this
finally some fresh material
thanks OP

>>37781982
The former.

>>37728942
It's not really a greentext but you did just remind me of something

>Cousin's cousin works for undertakers
>Not sure what her exact role is but she's been there about 30 years and married to the owner for the last 35 years
>Don't really know her but been to funerals when she's been there so I do know who she is
>Anyhow last year completely out of the blue she left the undertakers and immediately started divorce proceedings
>Then everyone (except her) who worked at the undertakers was arrested and and its been "temporarily closed" ever since
>My aunt knows her really well and asked what was going on
>She wouldn't even tell her
>All she said were vague things like "she couldn't believe it" and "it made her sick" and she only found out about whatever it was when they, more specifically her husband, asked her to "join"
>The only things she did give some confirmation on is that it wasn't necrophilia and was something related to what they did in the cemeteries after fresh burials had taken place
>And her husband had been involved in whatever it was before she married him (he's about 10 year older than her)

Haven't heard anything more since it first happened, but whatever it was it was fucked up.

>>37783312
fuck, any more info on this? people you could ask? this sounds juicy

>>37783312

Grave robbing?

>>37766773
https://youtu.be/7rwUdL9qXjk?si=n4b56CRwK6Ii1as7
Man is the scariest monster after all

>>37783312
not necrophilia, so probably not munting. but that was the first thing that came to mind before i got to that line.

>>37724675
fugg, made me shiver
thank you

>>37724761
>outsider poster
go back to your containment retard

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>>37729450
>>37738361
>>37784829
>The Four Olds were 'old ideas', 'old culture', 'old customs', and 'old habits'.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Olds

>>37724781
This would be an okay story if it'd be presented from the get-go as an actual fictional story. The writing is pretty smart, but not really like what retelling of actual events looks like, nor the characters speak naturally.

>>37784313
>munting
Do people do this for real? Why? Sounds just a disgusting way to contract digestive diseases.
Anyway, if it's not necrophilia, it may be suspicious rituals, simply robbing of graves or even doing weird, dumb shit for the internet to see.

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Nothing more cozy to me than reading spooky greentexts in bed with a big blanket, cup of hot choccy and some music on in the background - seriously.

>>37783510
>>37783742
>>37784313
I asked my mother about it just earlier to see if anything else had came to light since. Not much, but it seems this anon >>37784973 was pretty close. It was something to do with them having orgies on or around the fresh burials and some kind of ritual-ish/occult-ish sort of shit. Maybe they were digging them up too for whatever reason, but I do doubt that.
Grave robbing was my first guess when I found out it wasn't necro, but I don't think people really do that anymore. Or at least, if it was for monetary gain, it's not something you would be doing after pretty much every burial because not everyone is buried wearing anything worth digging them up for.
So mystery semi-solved at least. I'm sorry it's not up to /x/'s usual high standards. Still quite spooky I feel.

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So does anyone have the greentext story about the angel chained under a bridge in the middle east

>>37724614
okey spoopy

Not my story but my mom's
>1980s, hanging out with friends in NM
>want to check out allegedly haunted cemetery
>go with friends late at night because vibes
>arrive at small cemetery in middle of fucking nowhere, lots of fog n shit
>dark because night, dead silent
>spooky.wav
>go to leave, spoops too high for our college aged heroes
>car comes down road, speeding toward us
>friend tries to back up, car says fuck you
>get out of way just as car about to T bone the fuck out of us
>look in rearview as car passes, asshole car fades into fog
>doesn't drive away, literally vaporizes like it didn't exist
>wtf.mp4
>hear quiet growl, look to cemetery
>big ass black dog in fog, blazing red eyes
>hellhound.exe initiates pursuit
>friend peels out and we fuck off back to civilization
Never going back to that place

>>37724744
>be me
>reading this and living ins some campus housing in Iowa
>there is a river, woods, and golf course adjacent to my location
Spoopy right now, bros

>>37788935
You know what you have to do

>living in apartment directly across from police department
>power goes out
>in my room, see out of my window a HUGE BLUE or GREEN FLASH that illuminates all to the tops of the trees across the street, around and above the police station
>I conclude it was a generator or transformer or whatever just fucking an heroing
>happened again but less incredible light, was definitely green light

>number of years later, I am psychotic as fuck and running on the freeway yes you read that correctly, in 3rd degree paranoid thinking I needed to follow my rawest impulse - for example, I "should have" broken the window to a building i could see into (at night) and got some candy from the vending machine I could see
>anyways, I'm post full retard mode and I see a green firework just shoot up in the sky hundreds of feet, WAIT actually it could have been coming down from the sky, which was nuts. both are weird, the latter is weirder. maybe a firework just shot up no visuals and was supposed to come down like a comet

>>37789072
I know exactly what I'm doing: not messing around in the woods or screwing around by the river.

>>37789335
But /x/ needs new OCs, do your part, anon. Help improve this board.

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>>37724579
>taking thing from graves/funerals leading to spooky shit
My fav kind of tale

>>37724542
I so very much miss these threads.
Thank you, Anon

>>37789347
Nah. I'm just a tourist. You don't invite this goof stuff in or go looking for trouble. I'll stick with the Blessed Christ the Pantocrator and Our Lady of Guadalupe and Divine Mercy on my wall, thank you
Besides, why wouldnI want to meet a cracked-up hobo? I don't smoke, so it's not like I can give a peace offering

>>37784973
that kind of thing is what the porn/degeneracy spiral gets you if you dont keep yourself under control. or if you indulge in too much too fast.
otherwise, i wouldnt imagine a person would ever do something like that.

>>37789293
this happened to me six months ago. I woke up in the middle of the night to the feeling of a cat curling at my back as i slept on my side. When i was in college i had two cats with my college girlfriend. The cats name was Rogue and she died in that time period when i felt a cat in my bed. My sister had a similar experience when her cat died when she was away at college. She felt it curl up on her legs when she went to bed one night.

>>37789347
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Posted before my OC

My family has been vacationing in Moffet Quebec since the 80's and at other lakes since the 70's. When they finally got to Lac Simard they fell in love with the area and we have been going there ever since.
It had a logging bridge that got half burned down at some point before we started going there. Teenagers would light their backs on fire with gasoline and jump off the bridge which led to the bridge burning down, or so the story goes.
The bridge recently burned down completely. People think it was one of the new property owners that built cabins near the bridge and got tired of people going on the bridge.
Well in the early 90's my Dad saw something on the lake one night while he was fishing alone and when asked insisted it was true the rest of his life.
>Dad does fishing alone one evening all the way to the big lake
>on his tiny fishing boat it takes close to an hour to get there
>he stays later than he should with no running lights
>90's and no game wardens this far so WGAF?
>decides to start heading home because the lake is pitch black at night with no cabins or homes this far out
>as he starts on his way back he notices a light behind him
>shietttt game warden about to BTFO Dad
>not game warden but a boat that is on fire
>wtf is that
>gets spooked and starts heading back as fast as he can
>slow POS boat NGMI
>burning boat keeps pace behind him but maintains distance
>everytime my dad stops so does the burning boat
>if my Dad slows down so does the boat
>Dad is getting closer to camp and the boat keeps following
>Dad goes past old bridge and looks behind him burning boat is gone
>never sees it again but insists the story is true
We eventually just called it the Ghost Boat. As far as we know my Dad is the only one that ever saw it. I asked my Mom after he died if he just made it up for us kids. Mom says he believed he saw something that night.

>>37792991
More
Entity
1995 approx
>5yo me playing hide and seek in my basement with my brother and sister
>hiding under a clothing rack my parents use for winter clothing
>no one can find me and the basement light goes off
>climb out and see an entity at the basement steps
>it's just a white outline of a human shape (think chalk outline of body but standing)
>lights are blinking where it's hands are and it's changing color
>don't feel scared at all
>don't remember what happened afterwards

UFO-
>walking home from hospital on clear summer evening
>sky is a pale blue with moon and some stars starting to show even though it's still light out
>see a satellite moving across the sky slowly
>it stops
>it starts moving in another direction slowly at first than accelerates and disappears
It was moving as fast or faster than a shooting star.

Sleep paralysis
>19yo
>year is 2009
>friend is into meditation and other weird shit
>tells me to do breathing exercises while I lay in bed
>follow his instructions and feel my body fall asleep but my mind is still awake
>see weird shit like if you press your eyes really hard
>eventually fall asleep
>wake up and cannot move
>sense presence that wants me to go back to sleep
>vision narrows
>shake my head and hit wall
>wake up again in same postion
>dream within a dream
>still cannot move and same sensation
>manage to jerk head again and run out of bedroom
I realized later I gave myself sleep paralysis that night and I've had it ever since.
Last time it happened I heard whispering next to my pillow. Another time it was growling above my bed.

>>37793025
Last
>January 2008
>unseasonably warm weather high 50's with snow still covering everything at night
>best friend and I decide to go on a night hike in the Cleveland Metroparks
>we know this forest well and grew up exploring it
>snow is covering everything so we can see very well even at night
>decide to tell my friend an eerie folktale from a weird indian book
>the story is about a tribe of Indians that keep getting their fish stolen from nets at a lake
>they hide so they can see which tribe is stealing from them
>as they watch a stone boat comes out of a rockface on the lake and starts coming towards their fishing spot
>it has three ugly little men on it
>the ugly little men start to pull up the nets so the Indians yell out
>all three drop the net and cover their faces with their hands as the boat goes back to the rock wall
>as I get to this point in the story we are near the exit when we hear a noise erupt right behind us unlike anything either of us has ever heard
>we both freeze but the noise continues
>the path we are on is at the top of a ravine that overlooks the whole area in both directions
>scan the whole area and see nothing
>noise won't stop keeps getting louder and sounds like it's coming from all around us now
>we both turn and run until we are back on the street
>come back the next morning by myself
>only tracks in the snow are ours

I've heard coyotes all over the woods from various distances and it sounded nothing like them. I've even heard what I can only assume was coyotes taking down a deer. Not like it at all. We have both looked into animal sounds and nothing matches. We even looked into Mountain Lion sounds. Nothing is comparable.
The sound reminded me of the noise that the aliens from Pitch Black made but only vaguely. The first time I heard coyotes in the woods at night I was alone and it wasn't scary to me. This noise I heard with my best friend sent chills up my spine. It's a feeling I've never experienced since.

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TWO DIMES...
Not really spooky but paranormal.
Quick back story: My nephew had passed away in his 30's in 2012 which was devastating to my brother-in-law (call him Bil) and the family. In July 2017 on the five year anniversary of his sons death, Bil asked if I wanted to take a ride to visit the grave-site/cemetery and we would make a day of it as it was a two hour drive and we are both photographers and we were heading to rustic scenic country roads/vistas, farms, country stores and the like (great photo ops). I drove as I thought it was only fitting to do so, Bil's anxiety had shown through when discussing the trip as he only gets to the grave about once a year and its emotionally upsetting to him (and rightfully so).
>We hit the highway Saturday morning well before noon.
>Beautiful July day, drive is uneventful.
>We arrive in a small town which is home to the cemetery.
>We stop for a shot of “courage” at the local watering hole, which turned to three Tito's martinis each.
>Bil feeling more relaxed
>We make our way to the cemetery.
Note: Cemetery has a (dumb-ass) rule that nothing on the ground is allowed (flowers, statues etc.) so people leave little trinkets/gifts on the ledges of the grave stones to show they visited kinda like markers. Many ignore and leave flowers anyway from my understanding but new graves or first year graves are ok.
>I park as close to the grave-site as possible.
>Bil gets out and heads toward the grave.
>I stay in the car to allow him personal/private time with his son.
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>>37793254
>Bil's back is to me as he is standing at the grave stone, basically direct line of sight
>Beyond the grave about 15 yards is a deer just standing there...staring at him (us).
>Deer stares for extended length of time (solid min +) and slowly walks away.
I didn't think much of it at the time, just that it was peculiar for a deer to linger with humans around in the open cemetery and not get startled with any movement.
>Bil was at the grave for a few minutes and I saw him “bless” himself and then move on to another relatives grave beyond his son's (picrel: Bil walking beyond sons grave, where the deer approx was)
>I stepped out of the vehicle and walked over to the grave.
>I did my own “private” prayer and paid respects after Bil.
>Bil returned and we both stood at his sons resting place.
>I did the “sign of the cross” as my bro-in-law placed a dime on the ledge/base of the gravestone.
>I didn't think I had any change on me but reached in to my pocket and sure enough there was one dime.
>I placed it next to his dime (both were face up, side by side, facing right, and touching).
>We left the cemetery that day feeling “uplifted”, a good feeling, peaceful and at ease.
>We stopped for a late lunch and he mentioned the deer, we both thought it was odd how the deer just stared, I suggested it was his son checking on him, he didn't disagree.
>I dropped him off at his home and went home myself.
SUNDAY:
>Text message from Bil: “very funny, wtf?”
>Me: “huh”?
>Bil: “the dimes”
>Me: “what dimes”?
When Bil went to his car the next morning there were two dimes on the ground by his driver side door, both face up, side by side, facing right and touching each other. ~Peace

>>37793254
>>37793265
Just as a note to add:
This gave my Brother in Law some peace knowing his son acknowledged our visit in the most subtle way.
My Bro-in-Law who was my best friend passed away during covid which devastated me, he is at peace/together with his son.

>>37787671
Lucky kid.

>>37724756
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/acclaimed-iowa-state-golfer-found-dead-course-man-charged-murder-n910551

>>37724789
it took my brain 3 seconds after it jumped out for my brain to register and react lmao

>>37736111
they started off real good but then drastic go down

>>37724694
First spooky ghost story I've ever read

>>37724703
The second

>>37724716
The third? Why are these stories so good tonight?

>>37789335
Just look and see if you can find the news story, probably not your area.

>>37724763
Very good, short and sweet (like the meat)

>>37724789
"if you begin to hear whispers light the match..." holy fuck you got me.

>>37724805
spooks

>>37724902
This is the kind of weird shit I live for

>>37725265
Story is so unsettling it made my eyes water near the end.

>>37725280
I ain't listening to that shit, dawg

>>37727340
>goes into cave alone
>surprised it's not a good idea

>>37727407
Will remember hair balls and door pounding for the rest of my life probo

>>37734880
Entertaining.

>>37797432
hey so, i'm not sure how to say this but mass repliers should be hung. Reply to a post at a time, maybe two or 3 at most. Anything else is tantamount to sliding.

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>>37785468
This man knows peak comfiness. I salute you Sir!

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>>37724545
When I was 8 I had a nightmare kinda similar. I "woke up" in the middle of the night and just had a compulsion to look out the window by my bed. It was nothing but pitch black darkness but slowly two red eyes appeared in the distance but came closer and closer. Once it came close enough I realized they weren't attached to anything. They came so close to my window. Then I suddenly wondered how it got to my window as I was on the second floor. I was filled with so much dread and near agony. I remember dashing to my bed and hiding under the covers for hours then waking up in the morning. Chalked it up to a nightmare. Was scared of looking at windows at night for a very long time.

>>37724789
Wasn't born yesterday chief

>>37798115
> some anon puts all his responses into one post instead of getting us to the bump limit overnight with 20 posts (which require you to wait between posts, disincentivizing spamming even more).
totally must be sliding. its almost like you dont know what forum sliding is and just had to be really mad for no reason.

Have had a few cats over the years, loved all of them. I and others have seen cat sized shadows running around, even during times we do not have a cat or two, or the two are sleeping in another room. Fortunately the first cat I had, if he's still hanging around, hasn't retained his assholish habit he had in life of chomping my big toe while I sleep

>>37802717
When I would lay on the couch on my side my cat would lay between my legs and the back couch cushions. I would fart right in her face and after a few times she stuck her claws in my butt cheeks. I stopped. She got sick and died at 10 months. Real shame. Craziest and most fun pet I've had. I cant have anything nice.

>>37752573
good stuff

>>37798115
I just prefer when they put the replies together instead of giving each two lines, like so:
>>37772478 >>37773523
this is why you stay out of bumfuck nowhere

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>>37776189
>mexico

>>37724664
Bro imagine rubbing to dead ppl. Wtf

>Work nightshift at this little factory when I was 18
>I'm an A1 security guard
>There's only me and old guy there and nothing ever happens
>He's been there since Methuselah
>Factory isn't spooky but the area around it is
>It's just all trees and mostly empty buildings
>Lots of homeless and junkies around
>Little factory backs onto the river
>River is very wide and deep as fuck
>Go out back one night for smoke
>Lean on barrier
>Look out over water
>See lots of shit drifting in it like always
>Notice something bright yellow bobbing along
>Dark because it's 2am so I can't tell what it is
>Rolls over and it's attached to a body
>Body sinks under the water
>Panic and rush inside
>Tell old guy we need to ring the police or coastguard or someone
>Asks why I'm shitting myself
>Someone's in the river
>Looks concerned at first and then stops, "Is he wearing a yellow backpack?"
>"...Yeah"
>Explains how people see him from time to time and the police don't respond to calls about it anymore
>The story is that way back in the early '90s some dude was crossing the river on the bridge
>He looked down and seen someone, presumably homeless, climb the little barrier with his yellow backpack on and jump in the river
>Bridge is 100ft high so he couldn't jump in after him
>Instead he ran to the police station but they couldn't find him when they searched
>Usually people who drown in the river wash up anything from a couple of days to a few months later
>But he never did, never has as far as I know
>Since then dozens of people have called the police about a man floating in the river wearing a bright yellow backpack
>When I seen him he didn't look like he had been in the water 25 years
>But it was dark and I didn't have a whole lot of time to see much

I always scan the water whenever I go past still. Haven't seen him since and probably never will.

>>37807552
dog shit story. and its "saw" not "seen."

tldr: storyteller is a hick and hick cops dont bother fishing hick body out of the water

>>37807552
>way back in the early '90s
>tfw 1990 was over 40 years ago

>>37807926
And you shouldn't start sentences with "and". Although that's not really a rule, there's nothing wrong with it, it's just frowned upon (like, 'but', 'or', 'because' etc). But (oops) you should start sentences with capital letters, I didn't know if you know that.
I thought I should just mention it because it sounds like the kind of pseud thing you'd get a real kick out of.

>>37807552
The old man had just killed that guy and dropped him in the water, if you insisted on calling the cops you'd have met the same fate. You didn't believe him, right? You called the police?

>>37805432
I like this one

>>37761276
so that's why I don't celebrate for shit, i forgot.
Thanks for the reminder

>>37753511
I didn't know about the technical stuff about this, but it has happened to me. It started when I used to smoke DMT five or six times daily.
Weird dreams about moving up to a new apartment, looking for something in an underground lab and getting undressed, and in all of them I sarted convulsing.
Everything went blurry, and it felt like I fell and I couldn't get up, all while shaking.
Sometimes I woke up, and had and extremely dizzy feeling, and when I tried to pull myself up using my arms, they didn't had any force.
I could feel the bed, but still seeing everything spinning around until I eventually fell down and fell asleep again, sometimes the waking up part happening like three times.
There was some more stuff, like waking up paralyzed and hearing laughter like you would in the background of Big Bang Theory, or seeing the floaters in my eyes start forming numbers and letters if there's enough sunlight hitting me in the face, or seeing worm people towering over me, some pizza looking dark tentacles, an anorexic looking naked woman in the small space between my bed and the wall, whic I convinced myself it was just my mother comming to visit me (I used to live alone), even some weight in my back while sleeping over my stomach, with monkey arms coming behind me, and I could even touch them with the weak movements I was able to do, even tried to bit them.
Over time, it stopped being scary, I figured it was some sort of self inflicted seizure, and it eventually stopped, like a year and a half after stopping to do DMT.

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>>37731846

Been looking for the greentext for awhile of the white boy who lives with the Korean family and the GOAT grandpa. Ends up being with granddaughter, criptids and ghosts n stuff.

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>>37812049
>>37812055
For some reason this one gave me a genuine bit of a spook. I guess it's the idea that something like It could just be the weird kid at your school when you're a kid and you'd never know

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>>37772276
I capped the whole thing, pretty cool stories.

>>37724553
Damn.... imagine the weight the uncle had to have carried all his life.
Rest in Peace, T and S.

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>>37812497
Cheers m8. You're a gentleman and a scholar.

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>>37812497
Here's another cap of the same content, less eye searing

>>37724542
>be me
>2024 (2004 + 20)
>still here
>still suffering

>>37815284
Damm that's spooky

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>>37724542
This is a certified woods /k/lassic.

>>37817219
I love these shitty skinwalker greentexts, there's something so funny about them that I can't place.

>>37818573
Exactly, losers around here are always shitting and pissing about them being true or not.
Who gives a shit, as long as they're entertaining?