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Imagine you're in a slap fight and this is your opponent
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>>37753219
>limited arms mobility
I win by superior optimization
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nooo guanyin dont fist mybutthole like that please use the other hands
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>>37753219
>>37753237
>Nah, I'd win
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Pulls out gun and blasts that golden tranny right back into the 41%
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>>37753294
I only gave MY hand for that though.
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>>37753411
That’s an army faggot, pretty sure it’ll shoot back.
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>>37753219
ignore and pretend its not there.
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If your one of them meditation peeps
Try imagining that you live in some multiverse and your soul is connected to all them verses and then imagine in one of em your some like guru meditation one that's like spent their lives reaching enlightenedment or w.e and then um meditative about getting "in sync" with that versions of your souls "frenquency" is that how it works?

I might try this I just got that vibe from the image and shit
I've never done meditation like this
Fucking higher self or stoner self?
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>>37753219
is it a traditional game of slap fighting or does it go by ground rules?
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>mfw
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>>37753219
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>>37753219
wade in swinging anyway
it's not everyday you get to smack a boddhisatva

what a story that's going to be :

>oh you flew a remote controlled cockcopter at Trump?

>I once slapped
>physically SLAPPED
>REPEATEDLY
>a being that transcended Samsara

And, given how encounters of this kind usually go, crf Angulimala, I'd probably gain an advancement in wisdom to boot
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Are we pretending this is Gangs?
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>>37756199
Gantz*
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>slap fight
only if it's regulation with a ref. make it pic rel.
>regulation slap fights are 1 slap at a time
>so the number of arms/hands a fighter has is mostly irrelevant
One of us is getting tired, and it ain't me.
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>>37753219
I don't need to imagine since they put this kind of opponent on this underrated game
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>>37753219
Bring it
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>>37753219
That would suck
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>>37753219
Slap from the void. Slap with the void. Slap that void so hard it slaps back in the shape of your entire existence.
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Only epic win options here. Either I get to slap a deity or I get slapped so hard I attain enlighlightment.



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