how can you tell if you were abducted by aliens or an uncle as a kid
>>37754803>abducted by aliens or an uncletell your mom
>>37754803what if your uncle is an alien?
>>37754803If you have an unexplainable sense of terror just by looking at a picture of a grey chances are you were abducted.
>>37755268What if pictures of greys make me vaguely horny
i want to slap one of their heads so badly brosei get fuming at monkey torture videos but Holy fuck these ayyys need to be lit on fire what are the spiritual consequences of this?
>>37756435You'll notice that abductions occur to submissive people, cept for Kelly Cahill. She was able to summon up enough anger to ignore the abducting ayys and call them demons instead of being hypnotized like the 12ish other witnesses. She went full angry monke.
>>37754803It was your uncle.
>>37756891T. Alien
>>37756435They seem to use non-lethal weapons, and there are very few cases of permanent physical damage from abductions. There are more claims of them healing ailments than of causing permanent injuries. Psychological damage is different story.
>>37756391That also works, just means you had a different kind of experience.And then there's me, uncomfortably torn between both.
Do you have any sort of missing time? Any unusual surgical marks (Scars, scoops, etc)? Odd dreams that seem just a bit too vivid? Most importantly, has it happened many times? Most abductees have the experients several times. Not just once.
>>37754803STDs usually.
>>37754803I wouldnt know, I never was abducted
>>37759210you aren't cute enough to be rapeable
