>be me>live in a small town on the Texas-Mexico border>always heard rumors about cartel activity, but never took them too seriously>one night, walking home from work, hear strange chanting coming from an abandoned warehouse>curiosity gets the best of me, so I decide to investigate>peek through a broken window and see a group of men in masks surrounding a makeshift altar>they are chanting something in spanish>then I hear it, "¡Vamos a invocar a Son Goku!">mfw>my blood runs cold as I realize they're trying to summon Goku from Dragon Ball Z>frantically try to back away quietly, but step on a loose board, making a loud creak>the chanting stops abruptly, and all eyes turn towards me>panic sets in as I bolt away, but I run straight into a guy taking a smoke break>ohshit.jpg>before I know it, I'm surrounded by these masked men>they grab me, drag me back to the altar, and tie me up>one of them, the leader I assume, approaches with a wicked grin>"You interrupted our ritual, gringo. Now you must be sacrificed to appease Son Goku.">I plead for my life, but they're not listening>they raise a sacrificial knife, chanting louder than before>suddenly, the warehouse shakes violently, like an earthquake>from the shadows emerges a figure, glowing with an otherworldly aura>it's Goku, or at least someone dressed exactly like him>he looks around, confused, then spots me tied up on the altar>with lightning speed, he disarms my captors and unties me>"Sorry about the mess, guys. Looks like you got the wrong guy," Goku says with a smile>he helps me to my feet as the cartel members cower in fear>before leaving, Goku gives me a thumbs up and says, "Next time, be careful where you eavesdrop. And stay away from cartels.">watch in awe as Goku flies off into the night sky>never been more grateful to have a guardian super saiyanTrue Story
>>37758955You know how people always are like it's so crazy in Japan cause everyone is so short compared to the WestThat's how I feel when I go to Walmart and it's all mexicans
>>37758955aizen wasn't Mexican, he just colonized ghost mexico
>>37758969I saw a Spaniard and while he looked like an absolute chad he was also really tine.
>>37758955I fucking love you for sharing this with the world.
Let's try to summon naruto