The plague of locust has begun
>>37764239I even said, some people will desire to kill themselves over not being able to sleep at night due to the noise.Gunna take God seriously now, nation of LGBTQ and abortions?
imagine the face of the operator receiving noise complaints about fucking insects
>>37764239Cicadas are NOT locusts, a plague of locusts would darken the sky, they would completely eat a corn or wheat field causing a famine
>>37764239>>37764259I'm glad, that my Father has done this terrible thing!Hakelelat!
>>37764270Not good enough?Worse than cicadas r coming.
>>37764239did you see how a large part of the swarm is infected with a cosmic death fungus (yeast-fungal strain) that turns the host bug into a literal zombie courting anal sex from other bugs to propagate the fungal infection?pretty fuckin sketch if ya ask me.
>>37764286Let the wrath of my father flow!Jehovah wrath, Jesus grace and peace.Leave vengeance up to Jehovah, for it is in his right hand.
>>37764239Oy vey, goyims. Shut this thread down. You know too much
>>37764239you know cicadas are not locusts, right?
>>37764239Just as they say planets aren't stars, yet Venus is the morning star, what if they were a type of locust. Poop but who cares what they say maybe the ancients called them locusts.
nows the perfect time for a terrorist to start some wildfires."gender reveal gone wrong"
>>37764270This is not a plague of visual darkness, it's audial darknessIt's a plague of noise, of heaven's trumpets playing on earth's soil
>>37764493>>37764276>>37764317oh my fucking god shut UP. you guys do this every fucking time.
>>37764971yea i didnt know they had an internet connection in the schizophrenic corner of the nursing home until i came to this board
>>37764239Imagine wasting police time over cicada noise. They die in, like, two weeks. I don't understand how people with a large cicada population can't comprehend their life cycle. This happens every 8 years or so and has for hundreds of years. This is what they do.
>>37764239100's of trillions>trillions
>>37764239What a quintessential ameromutt retarded response. What are the police gonna do, arrest the cicadas for disturbance of the peace?
>>37764317>Let the wrath of my father flow!>Jehovah wrath, Jesus grace and peace.>Leave vengeance up to Jehovah, for it is in his right hand.l'chaim! Oy vey, these meshugguna goyim will finally get the mitzpah they've been kvetching for!
>>37765612
Locusts are actually grasshoppers that develop gregarious behaviors under specific environmental conditions. These conditions involve the presence of large populations of grasshoppers. Acrididae family.Locusts are hemiptera, aka True Bugs. They're like water bugs or stink bugs, in the same family but not the same thing. They also suck juices, they don't bite. They're in no way at all close to locusts.
>>37765688>Locusts are hemipteraCicadas*
>>37764239The last time they said a giant cicada brood was coming nothing happened. They said they were swarming all over my state and I never saw a single one. and no I wasnt indoors all the time.So I gotta say, "proof?"
>>37764239Nobody in the south has ever called the police over jarflies. Bullshit article. kek
>>37764256Cicadas only make noise at night when there's a full moon and clear skies.Also>in a South Carolina countyOnce again american schizo protestants have their heads in their asses. "The plague of locust" hasn't begun, and it's cicada season, gtfo.
>>37765778>cicada only make nose at nightno that's katydids which are nocturnal, cicada only come out during the day
>>37765790You didn't even finish reading the whole sentence, the state of x/.
>>37767824Been here for more than a decade, never put a foot in reddit and i still get some of you schizos calling me redditor and newfag sometimes. Feels good to know i'm naturally resistant to schizo cliques.
>>37764239https://youtu.be/CZf4xGnvp7Q?feature=shared
>>37764239Fuck off, cunt cicadas are not locusts do not compare my sweet boys to your shitty ass grasshoppers.This post was made by Cicada gang tm
Do these people not have earplugs?
>>37768806or just close their fucking window?
>>37765625>The Jews want you to stop worshipping a Jewish rabbi and his egalitarian religion Still one of the biggest mental gymnastic tricks I've ever seen on this site
>>37764256Oh no. I didn't know earplugs are illegal in South Carolina.
>>37769138
>>37764239Oh I bet you all wish you could be the cop that gets called up and starts blasting at their lawn.
>>37764239Very normal here, extremely (((pestilential)))
>>37764239Iirc there was some news About cicadas waking up because of the eclipse? Also there's a lot of cicadas on here too (not the USA)
>>37764239We had real plagues of locusts several years ago.Nothing happened.Well, thousands upon thousands died of starvation, but nothing in America happened - so you forgot all about it.
>>37768839good morning, rabbi
>>37770416>Africa>Arabia>PakistanNobody cares
>>37764286>Cicada nymphs infected with mind-controlling death fungus
>>37771448this is all fiiiiiiiiiiine
>>37764317https://youtu.be/cqZgC6TB7u4?si=ZrifbRAGDfLCvm8A&t=73
>>37771362God cares.Every locust swarm He ever sent was in that area.God has never cared about anything outside the ME.
>>37768839"his blood be on us, and on our children"
>>37764239Cicadas are a lot like humans. Any time you hear anybody complaining about cicadas, 99% of the time theyre referring to picrel. All other cicadas are amazing and have mesmerizing sounds. This is what picrel sounds like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acAIdoeCteE. This is what the aryan cicada sounds like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43KG_jGqy7EJapanese cicadas are all enchanting as well, obviously
>>37764270Both wheat and corn crops will flop this year, though. That's an odd coincidence desu
>>37769138/thread
>>37764239are there any good locust/cicada swarm resistant crops I can grow?
>>37764239My older brother and I used to capture and collect Cicadas as a kid. I don't understand how they didn't scare me back then, because we'd pick them up by their wings and capture a ton of them and keep them in a container. I'm afraid of them now as an adult.
>>37772632that's called karma
>>37772649We would let them go though. We didn't kill them.
>>37764239>cicadas are loud during their season>OMG MUST BE A PLAGUE OF LOCUSTOP is a fucking faggot once again
>>37772659that's why karma isn't killing you, just making you afraidcan you imagine how terrified they were? You were basically aliens abducting them
>>37772694Yeah- they must have been afraid. However I don't believe in karma.
Muchacho te voy a rajar el culo en el infierno con una espátula.
>>37772720some things in this world don't need your belief to exist
its another omen. its coming.
>>37764239Yes, Yes, my locust spread! Brewhahahaha
>>37764239> And in the morning, ‘There will be a storm today, for the sky is red and threatening.’ You know how to discern the appearance of the sky, but are you unable to discern the signs of the times? An evil and adulterous generation wants a sign; and so a sign will not be given to it, except the sign of Jonah.” And He left them and went away.Matthew 16:3-4To: all the schizo "Christians" in this threadFrom: a follower of Christ
>>37764239Prepare to eat the bugs
>>37772936We already eat shrimps it's the same shit.
>>37764239hope it becomes a big deal
>>37764239firefox user detected
>>37772754All your belief in it doesnt mean you got it right.
>>37772754Sure, if that's what you believe.
These Karen bitches would ask Jesus to see the manager on their day of judgement
>>37773057oh, you got me wrong, I don't actually believe either
>>37764239Cicadas are not locust retard
>>37767869I love cicadas as well!
>>37764478i know its more of an urban legend now but its really crazy to think that people used to keep like bottles of these things corpses as like a medicinal thing. like an aura-based potpourri but if there was even one still moving youd have to throw the whole bottle out because it was a bad omen some people still do this too my grandmother would make us go out and catch them by hand bc she didnt want us to get hit by a bus or something
>>37771851>2020 swarm didn't hit Israel>didn't hit Egypt>didn't hit Iraq (Babylon)
>>37764239Ey yo Sharonda, gimme da fon, imma call the popo to arrest dem crackets
>>37773057Yah but if i say i dont believe in you you feel bad so whats that
>>37773923America is the new Babylon
>>37764493But just in South Carolina?
cicadas aren't locusts, and they're essential for the survival of their ecosystems because they're a food source for a shitload of animals
>>37764239I like cicadas. We used to make a game out of sneaking up on and catching those little bastards before they fly away. I heard they make good freshwater bait.Plus they’re harmless and goofy and provide food for all sorts of other critters. The perfect insect. >t. Cicada enjoyer
>>37769138All devoured by the locusts
>>37764256How would THIS be the thing that tips anyone from not believing to fearing God lmao
>>37764239>"it has begun"it happens every few years you fucking retard it isn't a sign of anything.
gay hypersexual cicadasi bet their butt fungus is zoonotichttps://www.them.us/story/sexually-transmitted-fungus-trillions-cicadas-gay
>>37764239What would the people expect the police to do? This is asinine.
>>37764256wtf I love the LORD God of Israel now?
>>37764239;p locusts eat crops, cicadas just buzz have sex and die
>>37776641Shoot them retard
>>37768839Hope they're paying you a good rate per post, dude. You've been grinding hard lately.
>>37772819I WILL DEFEAT YOU FROM NON ACTION YOU GROW OLD AND DIE CHINESE FART
Turns out that the end times was only for South Carolina the whole entire time.
>>37778652ok retard, what's the "correct" way to dislike Judaism and Christianity?