>>37772327
No but there is a thing called loving yourself and not caring

>>37772332
really?

>>37772327
you can become an illusionist and have girls thinking it's bigger than it is, effectively growing it

>>37772327
This isn't paranormal but using a penis pump and also jeqluing a wearing a cock ring substantially increased the girth of my dick. It has actually been life changing. Its so crazy seeing what a difference it makes during sex.

african penis ritual.
do it.

>>37772327
>>37772332
There is, but like any other occult thing, it's not achievable by OP. To have such abilities, he'd have to spend a long time on serious development, preferably/likely under an eye of accomplished master. And his goal for it would prevent him from finding such master and developing in the first place.
Material outlook and needs are putting a severe damper on already tough and risky practice.

Yes, I know OP is just shitposting but someone else may benefit from the above information.

>>37772870
dude shut up. theres no paranormal way to grow your dick. to believe there is is super autistic.

>>37773007
There is paranormal way to change and adjust your body in general. It's not specifically to grow your cock, but probably it could be used for it. It's just one would be retarded to set that as a goal and they'd likely fail to get there for reasons stated. So, hypohetically, there's a way, it's just not realistically viable option.
Like building a literal nuclear warhead mounted onto intercontinental ballistic missile from scratch to kill neighbour's dog cause it woke you up with barking this morning. Hypothetically doable, just not realistically - and idiotic at that.

When you have sex your penis will grow. Just like how women with regular healthy sex lives have more developed breasts than hideous flatty femcels.

>>37772327
it's like a muscle so you just have to use it
why do you think porn actors have such big dicks, it's because they're using it all the time, every day
and no, masturbation doesn't count, so find a girl or a boy if you're a gay fag

>>37773307
I wonder, is it that you like spreading bullshit, are really this naive and were fed bullshit, you hope /x/ anons are this naive?
Growth of your organs is a matter of DNA and hormonal balance, also some lifestyle in case of women. You don't get it bigger from sex or you wouldn't have stacked virgins nor flat/small nymphomaniacs and there's plenty of those around. Retard.

>>37773315
If it'd be a matter of muscle growth, it'd grow no matter who strokes it and how.
>why do you think porn actors have such big dicks
They're hired because of big dicks.
Also, same questions as >>37773402 and yes, I find fun in pointing out people trying to bait the most naive of our resident schizos.

>>37773402
>you wouldn't have stacked virgins nor flat/small nymphomaniacs
Where have you ever seen a stacked virgin? Kekkk she's lying to you.

>>37773412
New porn stars hired in have micro penises. They hire them small so they can have a longer career (no pun). When they get too big to fit in a pussy the have to retire. All this is well known, just read the porn industry white papers.

>>37772870
how do i find my dick growing master to begin my training?

>>37772327
Have you tried watering it?

Alright so the first thing is first, get a basic education in alchemy.
Good, now, realize alchemy is just science, and there are easier scientific ways to get a big dick.
Inject human pregnancy hormone into the dick, this is the quickest hormonal way to get it done, I heard some people sell it the usual places as other roids, but I'm in doubt, then get a dick pump and pair with it, be careful not to fuck your endocrine system and blood vessels.