Previous: >>41462671>Trackers:https://theskylive.com/3dsolarsystem?objs=c2025n1https://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/tools/sbdb_lookup.html#/?sstr=C%2F2025%20N1&view=VOP>latest:Amateur astronomers are starting to capture imagery of the object again>Confirmed Anomalieshttps://youtu.be/m40gXjIu1x8>Estimated size:1-5km diameter probably more>Estimated Mass:33 Billion tons>Probability of retrograde inclination of 175.11°, almost perfectly aligned with the solar system:0.2%.>Cumulative probability of making close approaches to Venus, Mars, and Jupiter:≲0.005%.>Probability of the object being masked from Earth’s view by glare at perihelion:7%.>continued silence from all space agencies>Check the zeitgeist of /pol/ and /x/:https://schizodot.wtf/>Other oddities:The IAA SETI post-detection protocols just updated first time in 15 years https://arxiv.org/pdf/2510.14506Size and weight of 3i/Atlas are only estimates.3i/Atlas deviated its course and speed after perihelion.Many UAP's have been sighted since 3i detection.Multiple comets entered the inner solar system since 3i detection.Increase in solar activity.NASA caught manipulating data on its Solar Observatory website.Growing magnetic field anomaly in south Atlantic region.FAA updated its air traffic control handbook to include UAP reportinghttps://youtu.be/Sgm3hNFKEbcLatest noticings by Shiva Meucci:https://medium.com/@ShivaMeucci/3i-atlas-is-170-brighter-than-jpl-says-it-should-be-960465ac2f8b>sauce:YouTubehttps://www.youtube.com/@DiegoSanAraujohttps://www.youtube.com/@DobsonianPowerhttps://www.youtube.com/@TheAngryAstronauthttps://www.youtube.com/@GaleriaDoMeteoritohttps://www.youtube.com/@StefanBurnshttps://www.youtube.com/@JohnLenardWalsonhttps://www.youtube.com/@CristinaGhttps://www.youtube.com/@RaysAstrophotographyAvi Loeb: https://avi-loeb.medium.com/Shiva Meucci: https://medium.com/@ShivaMeucci
>>41465248At the time of this bake the schizo dot is registering:NeutralHave a pleasant morning, afternoon or evening where ever you may be.
>>41465248I cannot wait until the amateur photos start swarming in
>>41465268I can't tell who's telling the truth anymore, is it keeping it's trajectory or is it coming at us? so much fucking clickbait
>>41465272They've started already.Check out Tiago's stream today in the last thead. A little before 1:30:00. Also the new guy Ray's Astrophotography captured a good image.
>>41465277Hard to say. We're probably not going to get official confirmation one way or the other; and even if they tell us one thing, then expect the opposite to be true.
>>41465268SHTF December 19th and Avi Loeb smile will be bigger than the Grinches
The rock exploded. Now go back to your jobs.
>>41465290the space ship ejected its out shell
>>41465290where?! how?! who reported this?! name your sources!
>>41465290
The obsession with baking is extremely cringe
>>41465301Avi Loeb said it possibly did on his site but also said Dec 19th is when we know for sure
>>41465311Would you prefer frying?
>>41465290I exploded all over my hand in my work parking lot :)
3I/Atlas will destroy our firmament so we can receive Saturn's Light/Rays
>>41465282I´m glad that someone added Ray :D
>>41465322you may be on the wrong thread
>>41465315Fried threads sound like failed threads, though.
>>41465339the 4th interstellar object will happen to be "viewed" through another telescope like all the others
anon, you made a typo in the thread name...
Stephan Burns, now with 100% less Psilocybin (probably):https://youtu.be/4m11ETo8PHU
>>41465248SOLAR UPDATE I know some people don't like them, but I'm telling y'all: this would be the best time to come, if the deep state were the enemies of the ayys
why did you change it to 4i atlas you glowie
>>41465379Kek, oops
>>41465393It's a typo, smooth brain.
>>41465248Pattern emerging
>>41465407bake better bread *flips table*
>>41465415Don't let the door hit ya in the ass on the way out, Karen.
>>41465379>>41465393>>41465400>>41465407Typo, or foreshadowing?
>>41465248OP here;So I screwed up the name of the thread.Apologies
>>414654275i when?
OP here;So I can't stop smoking cock.Apologies.
>>41465427Alright, I'll be honest, I had some of Stephan Burns' mushroom tea before I baked.The horrors that I saw are indescribable.4i, 5i, 666i, ngl it's gonna be rough, lads.
brb gonna remote view 4iwish me luck!!
>>41465421oh I'm staying, just don't make that mistake again or I'm reporting you to hr
>>41465451Yes ma'am
>>414654385i doesn't arrive until we are safely under the heel of the inhabitants of 4i.At least that's what my vision showed me.
>>41465314dec19th is only significant if it has stayed on its original projected trajectory, as that woulda been the closest point to earth
>>41465248So why is 1V/borisov not being talked about? It's supposed to be closest to earth today. Did it actually just disappear?
>>41465431no worries, i never noticed, and now its been highlighted, i dgaf
>>41465493No, Chris Greene on Tiago's stream this morning was able to capture it. It's still there.
alright so whats the fucking point of rothschilds et al going to ALL THIS EFFORT to enslave us and make as many people evil with the zionist play?So they made the greys and had them fuck around for a century with stable 115 and other bullshit.The did the covid and covid jab nothingburger.They did the chemtrail nothingburger.They did the Gaza genocide nothingburger. They did the ww1 and ww2 nothingburgers.They did the childrape blood sacrifice nothingburgers.Like for what?So they can genocide the entire planet?Could of nuked everyone at anytime.So they can get out of this world FTL space tech?They already had it.I don't get it?
>>41465505Thank you, I will put the butcher knife away now and reconsider my decision to commit seppuku
>>41465511if they really wanted Gaza and babylon 2.0 empire they could have just bought itthey could have just bought a small bunch of land off to the corner near (((saudi))) and built some mcmansions and then bribed every palestinian man woman and child to get move into their new palestinian suburbs the fuck the way over yonder?I don't get it.I don't get the stupid weird ass power play evil theatrics.fucking supervillain larping for no reason while they already knew the secrets to the universe?I don't get it.
>>41465506Oh, good. Was worried that one was gonna get memory holed
>>41465290Rocks don't suddenly explode. If Atlas had exploded, it would be even bigger thing than it just originating from different solar system
>>41465438Yeah lets have some Intel on the i5!
>>41465339Welcome to /x/ armchair faggot.
>>41465322Must be why there doing this.
>>41465524some people go mad with the realization that it's all a game and become sadistic
>>41465511They are terrified that they aren't going to have enough money to retire...... Obviously
>>41465571oh so you know
>>41465562>golden domeInteresting. replace solar in pic rel with Saturn
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>>41465248The>It's just a comet people Are starting to be more cringe than the ayy bros. Their really trying to convince people it's nothing
>>41465650>>41465652See what I mean?
>>41465650>>41465658>>41465667See what I mean, ayy bros?>>41465652
>>41465656>first radio signal...3i Atlas... hydroxyl radicalswhat an odd thing to say
>>41465652>muhh... its just a comet bros>Generated with AI, which can make mistakes
>>41465476But we already have 4i (AI)>>41465544Need to get a hold of /x/ 's psychic assets for this job
Is it true 3i/Atlas really blew up?
>>41465674you telling me i've got very real genetically engineered reptilian mossad glowies bearing down on my location to ass-ass-in-ate me outside of minecraft for posting crazy schizo theories based on crazy schizo youtuber grift channels about ayyyys that don't exist?ALL BECAUSE OF A ROCK?oyyyy veyyyyyyy!break it down now!every body hustle!doo dee doo dee doo do do doo doo!do the grey man hustle!
Let it go bros.It is over.
Just a rock confirmed. Let it go bros.
good lord the nothingposter/fed shilling has suddenly ramped up exponentially wtf
>>41465611This is how the pyramids received their power.
Ok fellow 4channers now that its confirmed to be an icy rock, what now??
>>41465734No, it just has a bunch of jets outgassing. Doesn't stop people from peddling it and saying >See! Nothing!Same with the signal nobody talks about
>>41465691he only did that cause people comment about his smile in every video
>>41465737They are very insecure about their field. The fact their agencies have managed to operate this long with absolutely no confidence in what they do is no short of a miracle
>>41465760>>41465775>>41465764Proof link??
>>41465777Signal's actually fake, though, ye of holy trips>>41465699
>>41465777Also the magnetic field weak spot over Brazil and Argentina that looks like a big target marker
>>41465777The signal is just water you fucking mongoloid. Are you retarded or what?
>>41465777triple sevens of truth (7's are better mystery numbers than triple 6 i learnt that while funposting!)guess it's over back to doom scrolling social media and fapping it is then!
The most contentious calculations suggest the combined likelihood of these traits in a natural comet is one in a hundred million or even lower.The Ecliptic AlignmentWhat it is: The ecliptic plane is the flat "road" where all the planets orbit the Sun. Interstellar objects arriving randomly from deep space should come from every direction, not just along this flat plane.The Odds: The alignment of 3I/ATLAS's trajectory with the ecliptic plane to within just 5 degrees has been calculated to have a likelihood of about 0.2% (1 in 500) for a random object.The Non-Gravitational AccelerationWhat it is: This is the "extra kick" that pushes the object slightly off the path predicted by gravity alone. For comets, this is natural, caused by gas jets firing off the sun-warmed surface.The Problem: The non-gravitational acceleration of 3I/ATLAS is large and, crucially, it appears to be directional (locked into the orbital plane, as described in the article). For a natural comet to generate this much acceleration, it would need to have shed a massive amount of material, which has not been fully observed in the debris cloud.The Close Planetary PassWhat it is: The object's path brings it exceptionally close to Mars, Venus, and Jupiter.The Odds: The likelihood of a random interstellar object passing close to these three planets, and being unobservable near the Sun (at its closest point, or perihelion), is extremely small, possibly around 0.005% (1 in 20,000).The "Technological Propulsion System" (Velocity Lock) This is the radio signature recently observed by the MeerKAT Observatory in South Africa detected a razor-thin radio signal locked precisely to the object's speed. This is the observation that is hardest to explain with natural comet physics… pointing toward a highly ordered process that mimics controlled exhaust or a stable propulsion system that could be technological in origin.
>>41465773I believe it
>>41465745>>41465756>we riled up glowies THIS much maaan just because it's real life doesn't mean you can't hire good writers or competent glowwersanyway peace i'm going back to shitposting on /trash/ and /v/
>>41465806Claiming the arrival was “fine tuned” is classic question begging. This is the same bad statistics from “anomaly” number 1, and Steve Desch has pointed out there is hardly anything surprising about a comet in the ecliptic passing by some of the planets. Loeb also calls it anomalous that it gets “close” (not that close really) to some planets, but also anomalous that it is not that close to others. Close, not close, both anomalous! With logic like this, every comet could be said to be anomalous.
>>41465806>The comet is boring so now we larpalien bros...
>>41465813>source (slop intelligence)Seeing the triple number 666 is often interpreted as a spiritual message indicating that you may be experiencing negative thoughts or worry about aspects of your life. It is seen as a call to find balance again and to let go of what no longer serves you. Some interpretations suggest it can be a sign to reassess your mindset and release fear or anxiety. However, it is important to note that not all perspectives view 666 negatively; in some spiritual contexts, it is associated with the need for self-care and maintaining harmony between material and spiritual life.The triple number 777 is generally regarded as a positive spiritual sign, symbolizing spiritual awakening, divine good fortune, and the importance of trusting your intuition. It may indicate that you are overexerting yourself and need to rest, encouraging a focus on spiritual fulfillment. Some believe it is a message from the universe or guardian angels to seek deeper meaning and inner peace. In contrast, certain online communities have associated 777 with more ominous connotations, such as demonic influences, though these views are not universally accepted.
>>41465248Why do these threads keeping getting shit on by glowies in the beginning, every time?Like fucking clockwork.
>>41465806>brush with the sun1.36 AUI hate the fucking press like you wouldn't believe
>>41465824Well this IS 4chan so...
>>41465838No need for racism. If you think the aliens would allow you to act like this in the presence of them you are sadly mistaken.
>>41465838Or YOU can just leave? We're having fun with this. If you aren't then bail to the succubus general
>>41465824Everyone in this thread is like that hoping for something more
>>41465854Yep, it was me. I did it. I invented ai clickbait Retard
>>41465842You on the wrong site of the internet fag lmao
>>41465734It shed its rocky carapace and is now 3i/Faggot
>>41465831they have the best psychologists working with ancient psychology data from the dawn of humanity you'd think they figured out that just letting us schizo back and forth until we realise we're just circle jerking in an echo chamber with no new material just makes us shut up faster than anything else and everytime they post something that sets us off it bumps the thread both with their both and the ensuing rabid schizo posts that follow oh and... there's actual circles of people out there with clout and reach and resources and connections having far more deep and nuanced conversations and we're like the low effort neet literal who's who only find out about stuff months later after that circle of people have turned it into a monotized grifttube video why are glowies even here in current year?
>>41465862I'm just happy to be here :^)
Isiah did you get your money? Im not seeing any emails yet
>>41465813Please stop posting this photo of me here
Why is glowie-kun so mindbroken all of a sudden? Everything he doesn't like is AI now.
>>41465813i look like this and i say this
There's so much shilling, well poisoning, and misdirection because there are an insane number of primary and secondary lurkers in these threads. I'm waving to all of you. Keep reading, researching, and enjoying the ride. Time will tell what 3i is, but in the meantime prepare yourselves psychologically and, as always, just enjoy life.This is no escape from doing the work on your own life, but the work need not be unpleasant.
>>41465825>>41465838>>41465838>Be not afraid trust in matrix Jesus
Aliens Confirmed!
>>41465904It's exhausting watching you faggots autistically discuss A FUCKING ROCK for such little pay
>>41465919Oh, OK lel. Then you can fuck off until then
>>41465890Shalom, Asa. Unfortunately, no. The bombing campaign is taking much longer and more resources than expected. Management is also saying we are about to target Iran again, so there is no money for our operation in the immediate future. Try to keep our goyim agents on target for as long as possible. One was complaining the other night that he had to perform fellatio on his sister's client. Lie to him and tell him I have requested extra funding for mouthwash.Everything must be done to keep the people thinking it's just a rock. Rock messaging is our highest priority at this time.Shalom
>>41465950Dude, this is /x/...The paranormal board...What in the hell were you expecting coming here? Damn your dumb.
>>41464986>>41465067Heart attack gun>battery powered gun that fires a dart containing frozen shellfish toxin, which dissolved quickly upon entry into the body >a nearly undetectable death, mimicking a heart attack. It was silent and accurate up to 100 meters.>presented during a 1975 Senate hearingNow imagine what shit they have today. They can 100% kill without detection
>>41465913
>>41465917i'm paid in loosh dumb ass i get a loosh hit every time you hit me with a (you) telling me it's a rock and then open my completely useless "secure and private" glowbrowser on my glowcomputer with it's backdoored glowOS running on an (((intel))) glow cpu... like do you see how fucking ridiculous this all is? YOU COULD HAVE SIMPLY JUST MADE FUCKING CATGIRL SEXDOLLS IN THE OFFSHORE GREY PRINTING UNDERWATER MOBILE CONSTRUCTION UNITS!YOU FUCKING FOOLS!YOU COULD HAVE JUST GIVEN US CATGIRLS OUT OF THE GREYDOLL BIOPRINTERS AND WE'D DO FUCKING ANYTHING!THEY FUCKING ALREADY HAVE BIG OL' GOOGLY ANIME GIRL EYES YOU STUPIDINCOMPETENT FUCKShow fucking inefficient and sloppy can you be.everyone fucking knows it was the buff dude in the brown hat and brown shirt you fucking clowns LIKE EVERYONE FUCKING KNOWS BROwho the fuck is running this new world order shit show?pick any random /x/ schizo make him a Master Mason, give him the Illuminati secret handshake marry them to a rothschild daughter, whatever, like one month, the least powerful /x/ schizo will right the ship and run a better NWO capeshit super villain global psyop than this>a rock
Glowie are sadistic psychos and also homosexuals. You have to be a faggot with sadistic tendencies to be a glowie, that's the psychological profile they look for
This is a 1970´s cia spy drone.
>>41465967Sometimes I think glowies really are just retarded, DEI hires, or they trying to provoke people into believing shit more... maybe all the above really.
shoot the comet with a comet gun
>>41465996larp, yes.samefagging, surprisingly not.
>>41465983The difference is that aliens are real. Lets ignore ufos and abductions and all that shit for a moment, Aliens are real. The size of the universe dictates that. At this moment there are shitloads of alien civs out there. Will they ever find us? idk. But they are real. Your whole existence is proof that they are real.
>>41465963Shalom, Moshe. Understood—the delays are frustrating, but we'll stretch what we have. I've already spun the mouthwash line to the agent; he bought it hook, line, and sinker, no questions asked. Told him it's premium Israeli mint-flavored, straight from the top. He's back on task, grumbling less.Rock narrative is locked in tight. Pushed another wave of "experts" on the feeds claiming it's a natural formation, ancient meteorite vibes. Goyim are eating it up—#JustARock trending in the controlled channels. No leaks so far.Hold the line. Shalom.
>>41465248>Sucks jewish cock muh Avi kikelob4chan is dead
>>41465998If they were smart they wouldn't troll schitsos on 4chan, that's what 12 years old do
>>41465511Vampires, anon. Real vampirism is not talked about in this board, only fake hollywood vampirism. They feed on your suffering, so killing you would kill their food.
>>41465972This is unironically what made me disregard Phil Schneider or whatever his name was. He claimed the government tried to kill him 11 times in one year to keep him quiet about ayys. He'd have been dead before his first dumb lecture if he had anything.
>>41466028Oh, well since Wikipedia says it...
>>41466028oh shit no way wikipedia said that?aight my bad, i'll admit i'm wrong, pack it up boys, shows over
>>41465998Glowies are lower than reddit mods and janitors. I know that is nearly impossible but glowies are the lowest life forms in existence. Just imagine, you are going to work everyday to lie to your own citizens who pay for you to do that shit. Not just lie but actively betray them and the whole of humanity. Only people with half a brain missing can do such a job. They are barely human.
>>41466040 Just water.
>>41466006But what about 4i Atlas? Hmm?>>41466021Eh who knows why or cares at this point, they're so half assed about it its not like its hard to spot them.>>41466028I know my dick is big and hard as a rock but not sure I'd call it a comet, but thanks I guess?
alright now that's over so... epstein where were we on that?
>>41466028>wikipediaIts in control of the glowies. We know that User:Chetsford and is ilk are glowies.
new hirise image just dropped
>>41466046I think they half-ass because they get paid by post and reply. Substance doesn't matter
I'm still waiting for Merkat audio files WHERE IS IT? Why there is only AI slop on YT talking about radio signals, and no recording? The AI radio signal IS FAKE. >>41466052You mean Einstein? Idk, isn't he dead?
>>41466043Typical government at this point>>414660523i Atlas was on the list bro>>41466070AI could do better at this point
>>41466026His whole story was bullshit. The feds love people like him. There is nothing better than crazy people getting famous in the ufo scene telling retarded stories. Its extremely damaging.
>>41466063HIS ARRIVAL WAS FORETOLD IN THE ANCIENT MURALS
>>41466070They replaced the intelligence agents with indian shills. They dont have to know anything. Just give them a handout with shit to say and to do. No questions asked.
>>41466063it would be sooooo funny if he came down looking like a giant pepe
>>41466017Asa, one last thing I forgot to mention.Please tell the agent that refers to himself as 'Troonella' to check his emails. We updated the protocols to rock from comet weeks ago, yet he continues to use that outdated trope.Let him know that I will personally send him to the Russian front lines, where, if he is lucky, he will become a war bride to a drunk angry Chechen.Shalom
>>41466116Thanks for actually telling us that you are a glowie. Every anon is here for eternity. They really dont get the brightest for your job.
I osur u wii no.
>>41466123stop killing the loosh buzz dude chill out man we're just fucking around you don't actually believe all the antisemitism and alien talk on here do you?it's literally larpingwhich means Live Action Role Playlike it's all make believe >Aliens come out of giant silver hamburgers in the ocean by being printedLIKE DUDE LMAO nobody believes this shit /x/ is where we just throw ideas back and forth for our novels and fanfics, entire board is just the theatre kid version of the /lit/ board (/lit/ means literature)anons are pretending to be glowies btw feds don't come hereit's all fiction and falsehood :shrug_emoji:
They're not even trying >Muh charlie Kirk reference >Muh inorganic 60 posts it's just a rock>Muh actual dedicated slide campaign once we post murdered scientists and tech reveals in schizo hoursYou already leaked you can't plug it now faggots. Cats outta the bag
>>41466127*adjusts wire-rim glasses, voice dripping with saccharine malice*Oh, *darling* Director, consider it done. I’ll ping Troonella the moment his glitter-encrusted inbox stops auto-filtering anything without a rainbow flag emoji. I’ll even CC the Chechen matchmaker—just in case he mistakes "rock from comet" for some avant-garde drag look. *Shalom, with a side of schadenfreude.*
>>41466171What do the kids on 4chins say?Kik?Well done my friend, well done.
>>41466139So now you are trying to incite me to do a crime to actually call the cops on me? Is this what this is?
>>41466162Its time to start posting the aliens again
>>41466162I really hope to see something cool soon but I already know space is fake and gay..
Look at this little cute guy, why are they trying to hide him?
>>41466088Ayys would pick a date to show themselves, that has no symbolic meaning for humans.Just so you understand, it would be unprecedented.(Or they "ironically" pick a date known in humanity for an alien invasion... or lack of.)
>>41466088Checked
>>41466161>dude chill out man we're just fucking aroundYeah, yeah, exactly.But this time it's for real, brah.As in,>yep, this is probably aliensbut not by schizos, but by scientists, who don't quite want to believe it themselves.
>>41466162Shit started just before 4:00 on the east coast.5:00 EST rolls around, not a peep.I think we can safely assume who was doing that particular flavor of glowing
>>41466244>>41466232>>41466221>>41466211>>41466202>Posting the same debunked clipsThis is all the ayy believers got? Lmaoo
>>41466269Hilarious. I'm one of the original baker anons and the one who posted Eskridge last thread. I just had to have a little nap but I've been trying to monitor the different feeds of info 24 hours and post shit that's relevant from my archives. Keep up the good work lads.
>>41466285o7
>>41466270Actual Ayys would know these fools exist and no one would believe anything, because of those schizos and the glowies acting against public information.Therefore, you gotta slip it past them.>it's all in the trajectory, babyEverything else is just bonus/technicalities.But that's first contact, man.They threw a rock at our window.
>>41466162>Cats outta the bagFor me its out since 2017. Just laughing at all the shill campaigns in the ufo space while I know that my eyes have seen the real shit.
>>41466202>>41466211>>41466221>>41466232literally men in rubber suits you telling me these cute wacky lil funny guys playing around with earthling tonka trucks making "DRSHSHH DRSHSHSH" noises whilst working the levers and going "look at me glibglob! i'm a human!" are the ones that have the entire global nwo military shitting their dacks?naaaaaaaaah ain't no way
>>41466270Amazing. Dude im just laughing. I hope you are a troll. The shills cant be that stupid (and funny)
4TH SOLAR FLARE JUST EXPLODED ITS FUCKING HAPPENING WE ARE ABOUT TO GET GANG RAPEDBUG THE FUCK OUT NOW!!!!!
>>41466312Source dammit!
>>41466312Literally just came to post this. Yeah this is absolutely fucked. 4 cmes back to back is insane.
>>41466108so did israel ever find out half of 4chan is indians just saying antisemitic things and saying conspiracy things so other indians can say the stuff on here then splitting the profits?half of the antisemitic stuff on the internet is chatgpt bots literally just farming israeli bux
>>41466317Nta but I’m pretty sure the sun.
>>41466312It's just a rock it's not a solar flare, stop being obsessed over a solar flare
>>41466312QRD on solar rape?
>>41466312>>41466320qrd i on cme's i keep hearing about em then nothing happens
>>41466333Anon the sun just farted 4 massive CME’s right at us just like it’s been shooting at atlas this whole time
>>41466337We literally had an anon be like "call me when it's an X5 flare" and we got one two days later. Each flare is a magnitude of 10 times higher than the previous class. There are 5 classes. X is the last. The sun is currently doing some God's of Egypt tier wackadoo bullshit.
>>41466063Here's the real one tho.
>>41466350>how you want you sun rape>Ra
>>41466346Sun farts.Sun farted four times.Fart wind coming in our direction.Fart wind gets captured by Earth's magnetic field.Fart wind glows.>humans call this>'Aurora Borealis'There's a time delay between (the Sun's Coronal) Mass Ejection and its arrival at Earth's orbit.Theoretically, these could create so-called Carrington events, where your electric grid shuts down.And maybe your electronics get fried, idk.
>>41466304The one you see here >>41466323is using optical camouflage. Very advanced rubber suit.When it is visible it looks something like my pic. Why do I know this? Because I have studied several 1000´s of reports about them while you have just a handout from your boss. Tell your boss you need some better jokes on your instructions.
Nothing's gonna happen, it's just a rocky comet.
space snow, nordics ayys
2M views on the Rogan vid and countingNormies will inevitably begin to go dafuq?
>>41466358Also>each one gets here faster than the last because of less resistance >this will cause insane seismic activity
>>41466312I knew about the 3rd one that's supposedly supposed to overlap with the other two, there's been a 4th now?
>>41466372Japan is already getting wobbly as hell.
>>41466358so the sun just braaps on us and all we can do is wait?
>>41466358>mossad psyop alien bio engineered death squad elite assassin units have caused four max strength solar flares to knock out the global power grid so they can brainwash me into being a patsy in a D-tier fringe political celebrity public assassination for my anti-sims 4 and alien propaganda shitposts on the 4chan /x/ board...>over a rock.dude
>>41466390Lay the crackpipe down
>>41466361It's just a rock and that is obviously artefacts caused by compression algorithms.
>>41466361It's just a rock. Stop being obsessed over a guy in a rubbersuit.
>>41466410There was no compression in the original uncompressed 4k video.
>>41466361It's a guy in a rubbersuit. Stop being obsessed over a rock.
>>41466387People in charge have been extra sus about the sun since solar cycle 19, that one had some insane spikes and flatlining during minimums. US government especially has been very careful to steer science away from questioning the sun's overall stability, considering colossal flares or even nova events (or micronovas, whatever you want to call them, same thing) could explain ice age cycles.
>>41466361It's just a rock.>>41466367Nordics do not exist.>>41466387The sun is not "braping" solar flares are very common and can't actually do anything it's another conspiracy theory by the tinfoil hat wearing mentally ill people on this board and in this thread.
>>41466433well i looked up a video on it and it sure looks like its farding and shidding itself
>>41466433Kill yourself, elgin. Yer an embarrassment.
>>41466430This. Don't trust the government. Don't trust the authorities
>>41466424It's just a rubber, stop being obsessed by a rock in a guy in a suit
>>41466433>>41466444>LYING VIRGIN FREEMASON DUBS VERSUS CHAD TRIPS OF DOOM TRUTH
>>41466430is that why the sun is white?
Sorry fags, it's been debunked, just a comet
Pic rel.Still talks on the space weather forums about more potential solar flare activity from AR 4274. Which was immediately active as the Sun turned towards Earth, indicating it was likely active/formed on the far side in late October. C/2025 N1's perihelion was October 29th. More than likely a coincidence, but...If you were an entity looking to approach a technological civilization, you might consider knocking out their power before you get within striking distance. I wouldn't blame them. I know our current cabal wouldn't willingly relinquish control. And they more than likely know this.
>>41466433>solar flares are very commonIndeed. Multiple ones being aimed directly at Earth and overlapping when they hit isn't common, though.>can't actually do anything it's another conspiracy theory by the tinfoil hat wearing mentally ill people on this board and in this threadCarrington event is a conspiracy theory, now? That thing fried terrestrial electronics, get something that's a solid fraction as harmful as that and our satellites are fucked with no feasible way to repair. Something even stronger than a carrington-tier event is very much possible, though unlikely, but considering it's only been about a century and a half since we've been hit by one, they can't be all that uncommon.
>>41466474You retards have been shilling this solar flare apocalypse for fucking decades and it NEVER FUCKING HAPPENS. Let it go already man, take care of your kid. Get a real hobby. Faggot.
Is it here yet? Is it gonna blow up civilization yet?There is so much AI slop on the tube these days that it's nylon impossible to find anything of value when it's a swamp of fabricated AI stories all around it. Lately I've even seen them expand into Russian and Chinese to and create AI slop channels on them too
>>41466416So the family had a hoax prepared. Including rubber suits. But they had to wait for a "meteor" to land in their property. 10 mins after that happened they started the hoax. The acting was so good that at one time 3 armed males reacted with innate fear to something charging at them. And because it was so funny they called the cops in an emergency call. And because that epic hoax was so good they never went public. Only later when the 911 call was discovered through a FOIA request, the media started to engage the family. The family never wanted this but at this moment they had to go public. And because the hoax was so epic, the police started to install camera systems around the property of the family. When this was discovered the police stated that they did it becasue the family was harassed by people about the alien hoax. The funny fact about this is that at the moment when they installed the cameras the story was not yet known because me media did not know about it. And because the family was so much harasses the police quickly dissembled the cameras in a night operation after it was discovered. The family sold the property. The 2 cops are still not back in service. The camera feed of the cops fades to black once they enter backyard. Official explanation is that they dont release video of the people and the property. issue is that before it cuts to black they already filmed the people and the front yard (part of property)I can go on becasue this is only the intro. But you dont care becasue you are paid to be stupid.
>>41466358>Sun farts.you rang?
so has it turned towards us or not?
>>41466496It's hiding behind the chimney in the first pic. Are you seriously this retarded?
>>41466507brraaaapppppp
>>414665083i Atlas?Maybe3, possibly 4 solar flares?Yeah, they're comin' right at us.
>>41466518give me some beans
>>41466522He's lyin' man, I can't afford beans, all I got is rice
>>41466515>ad hominemDo you have to use it when you have completely failed and are in shit hit the fan mode? Because at that point you have already lost. You cant steer the flow of information anymore. Do they really pay you guys?
>>41466470>climate change scientist>>41466485Struck a nerve. Also, I never stated anything about an apocalypse. Just that it would be a sensible strategy.But let me guess, you know everything there is to know about everything so your retarded ass opinion needs to reign dominant?Nah, you are a retarded monkey just like the rest of us. Barely one step above the animal kingdom and currently barreling towards self-extinction. We had better hope something intervenes or there won't be a human race in 100 years.
>>41466515Last thread anon did get insane gets when he posted that it's the equivalent of a frat boy. And lest we forget the thread image of picrelMaybe they're goofy ayys
ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US!!ITS HAPPENINGTHIS IS BROS!WE ARE SO FUCKED
>>41466358you forgot to mention, that these are X class flares.that's more like taco bell, protein bowl farts.
>>41466544bro that was posted in the future how'd u get it also checkd
>>41466542I want to have some fun. I go into attack mode when shills attack me.
>>41466496yea the police gave them an epic prank pass because it was just a prank, they do this a lot
>>41466544"Sir the dish u had given me is incomplete!There is no nothing on my nothingburger!"
>>41466496you guys keep referncing this can u post the vid or something never seen it
>>41465248>UPDATEokay, so....who had cannibal sun on their bingo card?
>>41466544>sensationalist headline with no source
Why are glowies even trying anymore??Dont they know that we cant be fooled anymore?? Dont they know the watchers have become the watched?
>>41466601That's a confirmed scammer account shilling 3i atlas crypto coins.
>>41466601The fuck does that even mean?
>>41466572>NRS 207.245, the crime of misuse of the 911 system, reads “It is unlawful for any person knowingly or willfully to make or cause to be made any telephonic access to an emergency telephone system if no actual or perceived emergency exists.”>If you violate NRS 207.245, you are guilty of a gross misdemeanor.>If convicted of the misuse of 911 services you may be sentenced to up to one year in jail and up to $2000 in fines.If your prank is epic enough you wont be punished for misusing the 911 call in nevada.
>>41466604https://m.economictimes.com/news/international/us/3i/atlas-on-its-way-to-earth-again-will-interstellar-visitor-pose-a-risk-to-humans-heres-latest-observations-claims-and-science-behind-comets-activity-december-19-lowell-observatory-nasa-harvard-university-speed-increase-colour-change-and-non-gravitational-acceleration-alien-spacecraft-new-telescope-images/articleshow/125259844.cms
>>41466626It says it's just a rock lmao.
>>41466161>feds don't come here LOL
What if the aliens are conscious rocks?
What if every rock on earth is actually an alien?
>>41466652>What if every rock on earth WAS actually an alien?that's a fact
>>41466652then the aliens are already in my ass
>>41466654Yea ok schizo next you're going to say all the water on earth was aliens too.Take your meds.
>>41466646Like the Gems from Steven Universe?Why are you gay?
>>41466671water has conscious memory though
I can't believe it's just a fucking rock. You niggers convinced me it was ayy. Man fuck you guys, I quit my job for nothing.
>>41466678Gays have not invented colors.
>>41466671water is alive glownigger
