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This is the first wave of med bed healing being done by the Galactic Federation. If you have a medical problem and would like to be healed, here is how:

1. Don't be too retarded and also understand what is going on on Earth currently (read my previous threads to catch up)
2. Ask the Galactic Federation to heal you using your thoughts
3. They may heal you in your sleep if it is the correct karma(cause and effect) to do so

They have med bedded me multiple times, now we are so far along in ascension that this service may be brought to other anons in need.

Link to past 7 Q and As: https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/41273784/
Most recent thread(about pleasure simulations): https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/41509414/
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>>41529967
That was fast OP, can our galactic newfriends visit us in our sleep as they medbed us and leave us some cash too

>t. Anon with a genetic blood disorder
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>>41530242
Anons, I cannot guarantee healing. We live in hell where sudden healings can throw off the timeline for the worse.
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>>41529967
this just sounds like prayer with extra steps.
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I love the galactic bureaucracy

Please take me while i sleep

I and a sadist please slowly kill me in the most painful way possible then revive me then slowly kill me again even more painfully and do this every night i fall asleep

But i also would like to remember it please
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The galactic federation are fallen angels who will lose to the lamb of God, the Lord Jesus Christ.

Do not be deceived by their false prosperity “as the days of Noah”
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>>41530464
The Galactic Federation reads all of our thoughts. You can communicate directly to them just by thinking.
>>41530479
You don't know pain if you actually wish this.
>>41530485
Shut the fuck up Christcuck. Your "Lord" Jesus Christ is not the second coming, I am. Sorry faggot religious retards. I love God.
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>>41530293
You're not OP, don't be a faggot
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Can they restore my foreskin + the originally intended penis length without the scar tissue if I were intact, make my joints not feel like shit, remove the weird lumps which are probably lipomas, and make it so my jaw and neck don't hurt all the time?
I know some people will just want to try and become some futa anime girl, but I think it would be quite distressing if your family, friends, pets, and loved ones would never be able to recognize you again.
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>>41530634
That post was me, OP. I'm not promising everyone will be healed. Imagine being someone who was healed in South Sudan, you would be tortured as a witch if you were.
>>41530669
Kek to the latter part of your message. Hopefully those ailments will be healed. Is it good cause and effect for it to be healed soon? We will see.
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>>41530777
Keep fighting the good fight anon

Do you know anything about time travel? Can you post what you know?
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>>41529967
No. I wanted a physical med bed. OP lies as usual. I wish you another round of misery, liar.
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>>41530783
No comments about time travel.
>>41530796
Every human will eventually get a med bed. Fuck you, genuinely for your comment.
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>>41530505
>I love God.
and who is that, your galactic federation?
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>>41530777
Anon, I'm not some nigga posting all the way from Africa, I'm American...
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>>41530777
>>41530888
OK, your digit game is strong
>They have med bedded me multiple times
Why multiple times? What was your condition and are you fully cured now?
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>>41529967
Hey OP, would I be able to use a med-bed to activate my dormant "junk" dna that houses my potential for psychic powers?
Physical healing is nice, but I want more than that.
I want my superpowers.
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So, Mr Alien man gonna fix my shit?
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>>41531138
God is the entirety of all multiverses, we live in a universe. We live in a pleasure universe, what we call the Universe, LOL. Thank goodness for that. So thankful for what pleasure is to come.
>>41531452
I used South Sudan as an extreme example to get my point across.
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>>41531751
I had to be med bedded multiple times because I was fucked over multiple times. I will only give my most recent example. A few weeks ago I was taking off my jeans, and I faceplanted on the ground because my foot got caught in them(mostly because I was very drunk) and I got a concussion and suffered those symptoms for 2 days before they med bedded my brain. I had a nonstop dull headache and felt slightly more retarded than my usual self, and then I woke up, felt wonderful, and the Galactic Federation confirmed it with their words(thoughts into my mind) that they healed my brain. Thank goodness for them. I have such a fucking shitty situation but very blessed at the same time. Who wants to be the most famous person in human history? Raise your hands! Most of you rose your hands! What the fuck!? I sure fucking wouldn't have if I were the audience being asked that, definitely a big reason I am in the position I am, I never wanted to be famous. FUCK.
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>>41532393
The superpowers you want come from technology infused with our biology. I am so excited to be able to fly!
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>>41532464
I am not an alien, but I channel aliens. If you're not too retarded and it is good karma(cause and effect), you will be healed.
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>>41532742
idk, what you mean by that, but I don't think I'm retarded.
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>>41532794
>idk, what you mean by that
That means you are retarded. Humanity is retarded including me, there are different levels of being retarded. Once I get a full alien education and a life review and more years of experience in life, maybe, JUST MAYBE, I will be considered not retarded, but even then, probably not. HAH.
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>>41529967
Cheers, heart is cozy now
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>>41530888
I am your worst enemy. I will kill your delusions and half of the galactic federation.
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>>41530485
dont take them for sith, padawan
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>>41532870
OP here, thanks for the message. Just so you beyond retarded faggot retard faggot retards know how I know. That 3 step process I put in the OP is how I received a med bed. I happened to be a beyond innovator to the process, and that is how I am able to teach you guys, slightly later innovators on how to get a med bed if you need one.
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https://youtu.be/26P7TKN7KGc?list=RD26P7TKN7KGc&t=2391

i have a secret message for you o queen

discover your story

when fantasy becomes reality

no worries we are free

i appreciate everything you do

i have been exposed i need a new home

weeigght ok then hurry it up
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>>41533230
>slightly later innovators
Slightly later to my innovation of revelations of knowledge. If you have understood my words, you guys are within less than 1% of humans. We are early to this knowledge guys, our brothers and sisters(humanity) are incredibly ignorant. I am an individual, not a Q-like psy op. This individual says: spread the truth if you know it and, only have positive intentions towards karma(cause and effect)(bringing living beings positive vibrations(good feeling states)).
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https://youtu.be/iIrxERxeOAo?list=RDiIrxERxeOAo&t=2093

be customizable iptv channels

very easy to get to

you will not fondle the king
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https://youtu.be/54gVHwWTOsE?list=RD54gVHwWTOsE&t=7274

even in your darkest corners the lord god will find you narcissists wherever you are

i am me and you are you and us are we and we are we and they are them and we and them are us too
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https://youtu.be/snGkbroCQb0?list=RDsnGkbroCQb0&t=1665

how to get out of the matrix join god the father
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>>41533313
>>41533323
>>41533332
>>41533338
Are you seriously going to spam my thread again? Don't you think this thread is historically significant?
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https://youtu.be/26P7TKN7KGc?list=RD26P7TKN7KGc&t=2562

trusts only his tough wife

wipes out death row

we love you satan

good always wins

the lyrics to welcome home by metallica
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>>41533341
how ya feelin out there wendy

there is nowhere to run so stand your ground
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https://youtu.be/kQdM4a-6eJw?list=RDkQdM4a-6eJw

my wife wants a baby my wife wants a baby my wife wants a baby

GGMT8
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we might have to get severe about them

https://youtu.be/J_xCnuU3ot4

good night may god bless you and keep you wrap his arms around you and bring you peace xoxo
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>>41532738
What so you mean by "technology infused with our biology"?
Our biology IS a technology.
You don't need external modifications to have superpowers. You just need to awaken the dormant genetic code that's already present.
I ask again, would a med-bed awaken my dormant 12-strand DNA?
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>>41532738
revelation thirteen

mathematical and geometric exploration
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>>41533445
c u guys are toast a

https://youtu.be/WKspGnNrB4M

yes even you are worthy of being saved through faith in jesus christ son of god the father
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wrath of god on france wrath of god on england wrath of god on germany wrath of god on italy

https://youtu.be/gsjGEa-1LFM?list=RDgsjGEa-1LFM&t=1072

story for the ages

calling me the evil lol

physical manifestation system upgrade

song is for you

https://youtu.be/TKpc75OVO1g?list=RDTKpc75OVO1g&t=379

internet

it is finished

the dogefather
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>>41533445
I heard of "12-strand DNA" years ago. You need technology in order to be able to levitate or fly like aliens are able to. The technology is not too invasive.
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https://youtu.be/4M6Mfjz6noc?list=RD4M6Mfjz6noc&t=888

god is safe from dying

goodbye deepstate
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where do i get the 4chan plus bullshit or whatever so i can stop seeing this retard's spam >>41533495
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>>41533540
>]
what does walled garden mean

the only one that can open and read this book correctly

https://youtu.be/1sn9WRAXklo?list=RD6ANXClbvKwE
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>>41529967
I asked them if I could use the med bed to help with my chronic gut issues I’ve been having for the past year before I went to sleep and was clearly having a telepathic conversation with some entity about my health issues but I ended up having a bad sleep paralysis and scared the shit out of my gf.

What gives? Why they trolling me?
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>>41533647
you are only half the person you have the potential to be
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>>41532705
I got your point OP but I'm not asking for much, I'll still beam my thoughts to our galactic newfriends
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>>41533647
I went through insanely scary trials in my time with the Galactic Federation. No horror movie rivals what I went through, don't be a fucking pussy.
>>41533704
The Galactic Federation loves you. These are our new overlords. THANK GOD FOR THAT.
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>>41529967
Wait, are you that time traveler op that promised massive changes? If so, nothing happened. You, like so many others here, have a massive ego and absolutely no shame.

Provide proof or just stop lying. Life is hard enough as it is. Stop fucking with people.
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OP is going to become a cadaver so grays can experiment on him.
>>41533540
There's already a filter setting. What do they teach you in the galactic federation public schools?
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>>41533494
You still didn't answer my question.
I shall ask a third time: will these med-beds be able to awaken my dormant dna that is responsible for psychic powers?
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>>41533750
I have given proof in my Q and As, read them.
>>41533764
The grays cannot touch me.
>>41533773
I have said NO every time. Telepathy is technology, flying is technology, got it?
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>>41533750
>>41533804
I have never claimed to be a time traveler.
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>>41533804
galfed's little special boy is going to hate a real bad time once he meets the real aliens.
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>>41529967
can you post with a tripcode?

any proof for your claims? why the radio silence? how is trump still in power? what's the plan to clean all of this up
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>>41533833
I have seen aliens IRL. They keep the bad ones away, including the bad humans.
>>41533835
>what's the plan to clean all of this up
Read my Q and As for proof of my claims. The plan is for the government to admit that there is aliens and then alien land and then life reviews are given for all citizens to show how fucking stupid they are and then we are med bedded to be geniuses to understand cosmic truths as well as to be hot because being attractive physically is so important in life.
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>>41529967
>They have med bedded me multiple time
Were the beds made in China?
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>>41533899
Galactic Federation made. Slave labor(wageslaves) will not exist in GF control.
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>>41533809
Wait... so you're another anon claiming to be in touch with aliens, med beds, etc...

Wow, this place really is full of schizos. Also, your Q&A doesnt qualify as proof.

I need to stop wasting my time here, it's nothing but endless larps.
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>>41533950
>Also, your Q&A doesnt qualify as proof.
The contents of my Q and As contain proof. I have Trump speaking about wanting to get to Heaven. I have a high ranking glownigger respond to my post.
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>>41533996
No. People lie. So people talking is not proof. Tell the GF to go public, do something, anything...

I'm leaving, good luck with your larp.



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