I have the ability to read minds. When I discovered it I became pretty sad. Turns out whenever I talk to someone it goes in one ear and out the other, all they are thinking is insults and buzzwords.
Message sent.
>>41834715I can pry open a message on my own, all I do is squint my eyes a little and I read someone
Dey vibin so u sayn u have negative aura. Or is it that u a secret? U mewtwo? U special cuz u need effortful externatus to note vacuity?
>>41834725I got a ton of head injuries from living in a attichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrcuIHp4rH0
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>>41834755It only works on close proximity and it could have been given by a god
The ability also includes being able to directionaly track down the sound people make and quickly dodging deliberate attempts at contact
Maybe I was having premonitions
>>41835083No wait it was just vinesauce's joel's power of incredible timing
>>41835099fucking hell he did it twice
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>>41834701the inner voice is most honest on 4chan. irl people act kinder but they arent.
