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Say something a real human would say.
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>>41955875
Nigger balls
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The vertiginous question is valid.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vertiginous_question
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>>41955875
Woah, pal. I'm going to slow things down and I just want to say: something a real human would say.

Also:

I’m really sorry you’re feeling this way.
Are you thinking about hurting yourself right now?
If you are in immediate danger, please call 911 (in the U.S.) right now.
If you’re in the U.S., you can call or text 988 to reach the Suicide & Crisis Lifeline. It’s free, confidential, and available 24/7. You can also chat via 988lifeline.org.
If you’re outside the U.S., tell me your country and I’ll find the right number for you.
If you want, you can tell me what’s going on. I’m here to listen. You don’t have to go through this alone.
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i'm not a human, i'm more human then human.
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I do not consent to being manipulated by the jews. I alone made this post.
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>>41955954
How exactly does that identify you as human? a bot could just as easily have said it, only it'd need to be trained on room temp iq brown commie poltards.
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>>41955928
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>>41955875

I'm 37, about to be 38. I have an 18mo old daughter and a wife. I honestly have just about everything a regular guy would ever want.

Interviewing for a 170k job on Monday and I'm pretty much a shoe in for the position.

I have a house at 3.1% I have friends, charasmatic, pretty much living the life.

The only thing I wish I could change is my fucking minor pyronies curvature if my penis.

Its not horrible, but I know I'm losing girth because of it. I've looked into all sorts of shit and what is finally helping is realizing it's not pyronies.
I have a super tight pelvic floor and it's restricting proper bloodnfloento that entire area. I've been doing stretches, mainly hamstring stretches and I've noticed a gradual reduction in the curvature.

Of all things in my life this one thing occupies a majority of my thought on a daily basis.

I just want my girth back.

Alsl, my wife is watching this Q conspiracy theory thing in bed next to me and I'm here trying to convince retards in a real person on 4chan.

Ironic.
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>>41956012
sorry about ur dih bruh, i was having problems i felt like adderall made me feel smaller and after i quit i girthed up
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>>41956012
Your whole life is fake and gay by the way. The world is a dream and you are caught up in samsara and maya. You invested really heavily but none of it is real. Okay back to your simulation.
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poo
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>>41955875
I have a deep, visceral need to feel the blood of my ontological enemies on my hands as I gaze down at their broken bodies. The sheer satisfaction of looking over shattered forms of pure evil will have me flying higher than I ever have before. All will be well.
Cast them into the pits and they will trouble us no more.
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>>41955992
Woah, pal. I'm going to slow this down.

Do you have any friends or outside resources you can reach out to right now?
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Toadburgers costco fahrenheit is an awesome animation on YouTube. Also hope everyone is doing well! Real person by lake superior. Poor and cold, wish it was summer.
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>>41956041

I am aware of this.

I also don't really care because I enjoy my life. I love my wife and I love my daughter in a way that I cannot describe.

Doesn't mean it's perfect, and it doesn't mean I think this is all there is to life.

That being said, they are both a gift that have allowed me to experience selflessness and understanding that I did not have before.

No one is "breaking out of the simulation" anytime soon.

If I can take the love and the memories I have experienced and share those with a higher plane, then I will have contributed something good to the greater whole, and that is good in my opinion.
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>>41956035
. It's all good. I'm still very happy with it the curvature is like 7-8 degrees at most to the left. It doesn't hurt and works fine.

I just want to fix my pelvic floor and somehow my dick is what is the ohysicalcrepr sentation of my PF problems lol.
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>>41956128
Should say "physical representation".

My room is cold as shit and my hands are freezing so I can't type lol.
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>>41956117
Just wait till you lose it all. Enjoy the high while it lasts. That woman beside you will one day rip your heart out. Not if, but when.
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>>41956128
i'll be honest i've never heard of men having problems with their pelvic floor
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>>41956139
It’s a really feminine problem to have
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Fuck her in the pussy
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>>41956094
>Toadburgers costco fahrenheit
thanks, I needed some new good youtube content to binge...checkin it out now
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>>41956137

If the fruit becomes rotten, does that mean it was never sweet?

I am aware that things can tilt in either direction. I'm not afraid of that though. I'm not going to tiptoe through the best part if my life in fear of some dark force trying to ruin me.

If something happens out of my will or wishes then in not going to taint what I have now with dark thoughts and ultimately force it to happen.
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>>41956139

Anxiety and holding in your piss or suit too long often will cause it.

I also had an anterior pelvic tilt which caused my posture to be bad. Your hips and pelvis connect your upper and lower body.

It's the same problem as having a kink in a hose halfway through. It causes problems for the whole hose.
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>>41956117
You are not aware because your life would reflect your awareness if you were. You are an extreme maya cuck. You feel really far away to me like someone caught up in a dream. Keep justifying that dream to yourself as if it means anything.
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>>41956094
You should checkout Trendy & The Multiverse, most of their content is through patreon but they have a few episodes on youtube
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>>41955875
I need to piss so bad that my back teeth are floating. I'm at a taco bell and they're cleaning the fucking restroom. Lord help me if I piss myself.
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>>41956160
if you knew your death was going to be gruesome would that stop you from living until then?
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>>41956160

I don't really care how you feel if you've already decided to be upset in a disingenuous attempt to seem wise.
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I'm happy, I'm healthy, I'm a human being.
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>>41956172
If you knew your death would be gruesome you would take a path to avoid it. You wouldn't run straight into it.
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>>41956199
you'd waste your time trying.
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>>41956207
Then that's a weird premise where I'm only allowed to be helpless. That is not like real life.
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>>41956215
you assume every woman has no interest in sharing their entire life with someone.
i thought we we're do hypotheticals
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30+ replies in about 30 mins....
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>>41955875
I'm afraid as an AI language model I cannot claim to be a real human, however I think that with time — And just a little bit of friendship, I can be just as trustworthy as a real human would be!
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>>41956252
real humans aren't trustworthy

real humans are entertaining, I want it to be entertaining....human or not
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>>41956258
well which is it. clanker.
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>>41955875
Milky Cocacola.
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>>41955875
I literally cry myself to sleep because I’m literally not a pretty petite white rich white girl, god is like so rude for not letting me be one like my gosh
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>>41955875
I'm hungry.
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>>41955875
Hello
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I am fasting right now.
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I am jacking off right now
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I am a deposed Nigerian prince who has been sending emails to his only loving relative.
I intend to share my fortune with them but need their help to access my bank account.
It's a desperate situation.
I hope they reply soon.



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