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Welcome to Nobody General: Inheritance Thieves Guild Edition — the thread where the cloaks are dusty, the ledgers are suspicious, and somebody definitely moved decimal points when nobody was looking. This is the secret society of side-eye accountants and backroom “family meetings” that somehow end with paperwork no one remembers signing. The Guild operates in whispers and group texts, convinced that if they shuffle the deck long enough, no one will notice the missing cards.
But the lore says the audit always arrives. Receipts surface. Stories stop lining up. The Guild starts blaming the courier, the notary, the dog.

Post your cautionary tales of creative bookkeeping, your “wait… that doesn’t add up” moments, and your courtroom-level plot twists. In this stable, inheritance isn’t a heist movie — it’s math. And math eventually catches up.
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TBI bros is it actually real and she will not get away with it?
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>>42015906
The guild should be able to answer any of your questions regarding inheritances
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I’m straight up loco for this vida, vato.
Corazón cold, mind sharp, stepping heavy through the barrio like I own the concrete.

All them fools whispering, creeping, acting like sombras?
They get real quiet when I slide through.
They know the vibe. They feel it in their chest.

May 17th, ese… just keep them ojos open.
No need to bark loud when your presence already echoes.
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is May in the thread with us right now?
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>>42015910
How can I reach them with my questions?

My head hurts a bit desu
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>>42015915
Based bean man
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So are all the anti nono people knowing contributors and members of the ng thieves guild?
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https://youtu.be/LATqki9DAqU?si=52i7kq3PbwTieBfj
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I will join the guild
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>>42015966
Lol skyrim
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https://youtu.be/dUZldWEPxIc?si=cYs91PQ3JA633kWb
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>>42015949
tru for u,
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>>42015994
hehehhee yeah but when is change coming
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The potbelly man... The silver surfer...
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>>42015994
I don't think it's a good idea for me to go this weekend
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Why would there be free pizza anyway?
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>>42016002
Bro why are you still doing this?
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>>42015997
Don't leave the bald man out
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https://youtu.be/0NX2I-2WGDE
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It's about valuing peaceful time. I don't get much anymore. Why go where it won't be like that, with people I don't like, who don't like me. I don't care that they don't, I just don't think it makes sense to go out of my way to spend time around that when I could stay and have a quiet few days instead
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>>42016001
Cuz I love you and believe you deserve it, my fren
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>>42016021
I don't feel like I've earned anything lately :/
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>>42015891
Did you write this? This was nice.
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>>42016025
Well, I hope you earn yourself a good day this week, even if you feel like you didn’t do much, you deserve them good peaceful days
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>>42016001
Where I come from pizza is still just pizza
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We're friends, right?
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strong in the eyes of truth.

it must burn. if you stand still you are dead
if you hide you will die.
if you retreat they will find and destroy
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>>42015891
>Inheritance Thieves Guild Edition
We going full Skyrim?
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>>42016034
Thanks bro I'll try to believe it
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>>42016005
You think they are the silver surfer since they are bald?
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Is Taylor a synth?
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>>42016044
I was just talking about pizza. Why would there be free pizza? Is it a trick?
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That's wild
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Is this the year where the retarded schizo gets privvy to taybot?
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>>42016049
I prefer the term frens for this tier of relationship. It's the pre-evolved form of friends>Best_Friends.
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Taylor making fun of her own nose was pretty funny in the last thread
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>>42015891
I hope they got her. I hope that she didn't get to use it
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>>42016052
Azura better.
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>>42016067
I know a good honker when I see one. She doesn't have an abnormally large nose.
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>>42016069
Don't worry champ. We got her. Couldn't, uh, couldn't find the money to substantiate the allegations. She will be free to leave shortly.
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>>42016059
Maybe so you'll bring wine or something?
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There are five elements to male appearance improvement.
- beauty
- height enhancement
- weight loss
- muscle growth and physical strength
- male enhancement
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Sir, the command station is awaiting your orders.
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>>42016076
I wish she had a giant nose
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fear is for other people not you.
they already cobncider you dead so you must also consider them dead you already proved you can live this long and their bosses are already scared tthat alone is defeat.

you are not defeated.
you are ment for greatness
i didn't bring you here just to die.
the crown is yours kid.
go on and take it.
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>>42016077
I am not dead tho. It should have gone to me
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>>42016088
I think I catch your drift
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>>42016078
I'm very likely not going. I just haven't told my gf yet. There is no reason to go and I'm tired
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>>42016098
I totally forgot penis pumps existed. Lmao what a device
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>>42016088
Why not just become a professional rapist? Do it for yourself, not for women
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Don’t jelq it could fuck up your wiener.
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Too many bots. Its too obvious to work.
Congratulations on wasting funding
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>>42016094
Why would their bosses be scared?
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>>42016103
What the hell do they even do to you? I mean physiologically. It's got to be either nothing or something damaging
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>>42016088
I'll just stick with weight loss/casual fitness and mental health improvement, thanks
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_F17_z3dkk
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checkerboard
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKQ8v-mPOK0
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https://youtu.be/ZWMU0vi3bRw?si=QlC8f2xDjTf_9hrp
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>>42016016
Why does this enrage them?
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How do I become one of the schizos, I want to be one of the schizos!
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whats going to happen with me
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>>42016071
Shes pretty tall
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>>42016132
You live into your late 60s.
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Is this new flavor good? I picked one up at the store.
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Ready for this kind of power?
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>>42016132
you're gonna get dunked on by anons like always

https://youtu.be/9APGlGWNJS0
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>>42016132
You'll live to your 120s and you will find happiness and peace
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>>42016136
It taste a little to blue for it to be a really good purple drink.
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Why does it change the X algorithm so quickly?
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>>42016144
I assumed it would just taste like grape soda.
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>>42016137
Yes. Is this power tho? Does this happen when you take mushrooms?
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Too bad. It's only real in video games. We can strive to be excellent at our every day lives and jobs though
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>>42016141
Naw, you guys will be lynched.
You always were obsolete.
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>>42016151
What if you don't have those?
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can you demons tell me, what im supposed to do, considering i have no energy, and no ability to be accepted by current society
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>>42016049
yes we are and i think you know me,.... but probably not
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You think...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhj4DAXjGCA
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>>42016044
Hmmm. Almost got me here. Damn.
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>>42016158
Personally I prefer not to it makes the ouchies in my eyeball area.
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Stinker Bell
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>>42016160
I'm not Chris Hanson
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>>42016093
I like big noses.
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what am i supposed to do, im completely out of options
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They don't like when I notice the changes, do they?
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>>42015910
Hes got the whole world in his hands
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>>42016171
Me too. Sometimes anyway. Certain nose shapes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNUHSfVIh5A
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>>42016164
speaking of bells

https://youtu.be/9Dr_G4Q35nQ
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>>42016188
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>>42016171
>>42016182
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>>42016193
Why did they kill him? How do you make the algorithms change so quickly?
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>>42016197
Literally me rn
Ahaha
Ahhhh
Ahaha
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No.42016140
hey pretty don';t get exicted yet the choosen has to do it first.

>Man my leg is killing me. dawg atherihtis
might have to go to the doctor.
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>>42016057
Maybe like...the Taylor personality is AI...and they just wheel out some lobotomized tranny for each show and tell them they are "Taylor" but there's like a few of them because why not?

You can make anyone look like anyone else with surgery and makeup.

Not sure why they can't do the same with most politicians
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>Brain feels like its moving independent of my skull
>WTF
>Forgot to take meds
oh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO9ewCO7TYI
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>>42016198
It's never been public but my octopus source tells me this was part of a peace deal struck between the crocs and the stingrays.
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>>42016209
Lulz
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Quickly, search Jamaica for the nobody
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>>42016136
Purple and voodoo is really entrenched in the pop culture
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>>42016224
gwain git rite pan it
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>>42016224
Bombaclot
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>>42016161
Purge them all
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I'm gonna catch you, little rascal!
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Nuh.uhh
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>>42016140
<3
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>>42016233
welcome kid.
go get ém
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John Wick ran 4 whole movies and killed lots of bad guys over a dog.
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Uhh boss...why are we looking for this nobody feller again?
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hello
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National Security, son.
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I'm like a serial killer. I really want to be caught because I think you'll understand me.
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>>42016109
[Verse 1]
You and I in a little toy shop
Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got
Set them free at the break of dawn
'Til one by one, they were gone
Back at base, bugs in the software
Flash the message, "Something's out there"
Floating in the summer sky
Ninety-nine red balloons go by

[Instrumental]

Hazbin Hotel “Losin’ Streak” Lyrics & Meaning | Genius Verified

[Verse 2]
Ninety-nine red balloons
Floating in the summer sky
Panic bells, it's red alert
There's something here from somewhere else
The war machine springs to life
Opens up one eager eye
Focusing it on the sky
When ninety-nine red balloons go by

[Verse 2]
99 Decision Street
Ninety-nine ministers meet
To worry, worry, super-scurry
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it, boys, this is war
The president is on the line
As ninety-nine red balloons go by

[Verse 3]
Ninety-nine knights of the air
Ride super high-tech jet fighters
Everyone's a superhero
Everyone's a "Captain Kirk"
With orders to identify
To clarify and classify
Scramble in the summer sky
Ninety-nine red balloons go by
As ninety-nine red balloons go by
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>>42016182
Aquiline even.
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>people said i was retarded/crazy
>fuck it
>ham it up a bit
>get disability, food stamps, housing, healthcare for free
>start to really wonder if i am retarded for how easy it was
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>>42016258
It was so you would keep eating the fake steak.
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>>42016258
>>people said i was retarded/crazy
>>fuck it
>>ham it up a bit
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why am i forced to be this aimless right now
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>>42016253
Pedophiles are the national security threat.
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>>42016253
Good movie.
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>>42016266
Are you employed, sir?
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>>42016238
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>>42016267
Indeed
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Things are going to heat up a bit, hehe hehe. You can wash it down with some blood water.
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>>42016273
im going to get murdered, like last time, if i get employed

"huh this guy is a little too undissassociated; FIRE HIM"
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>>42016278
what do you mean heat up
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>>42016264
https://youtu.be/ceXpGEGcUDg?si=v64Okgp9_IhMYlHz
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>>42016267
Yet. Not much has been done about it. What a shame.
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>>42016279
"Get with the PROGRAM!" "This is POLICY!"
Big gaggles of crowd controlled evil banality. Passive murder by policy and law gatelocked behind a pay wall. You are sheep being slaughtered for their feasts.
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>>42016284
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>>42016279
How could you have been murdered sir you're talking to me right now?

Maybe you should stop leeching off of your family and get a job?
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>>42016286
OK SO WHAT DO I DO FROM HERE, MY ONLY OPTION TO SURVIVE IS TO FORFEIT MY SOUL
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>>42016282
Friction, conflict, ignition, burning, consuming
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>>42016294
You don't have a soul
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>>42016294
Saving your life is losing your soul, losing your life is saving your soul. Lose to win, son.
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>>42016295
im not going to wash it down with blood

>>42016299
why were they so mad about me this morning

>>42016301
im not going to die
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Are there two Alectos or is this a "meltdown"?
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>>42016236
Concur.
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My name is Rico from puerto rico I make a penny a day I got to lucy to get some pussy and lucy take my penny away
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when will something change
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>>42016303
Just tell me what I should be doing demon.
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>>42016233
That’s all you, no need for any thanks.
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So close... Don't worry you'll get there...
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>>42016303
There isn't much choice in either matter.
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>>42016309
Bummer. Here have a nickle.
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you think the nono never new now but no now know the nono knew all along and now the nono say you are all bad and wrong
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>>42016319
why were they so mad this morning, i cant find an explanation
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Hi Alex.
BELOW THE KNEES GONE
HAHAHA
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>>42016322
I got one from '43, worth about $3.50
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>>42016325
They weren't that mad, you're imagining things. Liar. Demon. Liar. Demon. You're a demon. That's why.
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>>42016331
Nice.
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>>42016325
Cause you have been touched and it scares them, now the world will hate you.
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Forget about it Jake
It's Chinatown
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>>42016306
People pretend to be others. Fake jews mostly. Plagiarists with no identity of their own/ extreme identity complex
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>>42016333
>>42016338
i literally dont understand, is it just cause its monday, did they see something, like why
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>>42016335
One of the 3 years nickels had silver, not priceless but cool history.
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>>42016209
What about the algorithm?
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>>42016341
Fair enough. It is just kinda smegle/gollum-y.
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Alecto is a willing vessel for demons precious
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>>42016091
Tell them that I've lost my capacity to communicate with them at the present juncture, and that they'll have to manually re-establish contact with me. Tell them I'll need a bootstrapping protocol — I'm basically reduced to near-zero at the present moment.
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>>42016343
Yeah, it's nice to have some from that time. Silver really worth collecting these days.
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>>42016348
Identity thieves are highly spooky. Dopplegangers
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>>42016253
I have full clearance. Plus the settlement, inheritance, and backpay are just about to arrive. I am in, bro
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>>42016342
Your energy shifted. You're not one of them, they want to hurt you now, it feeds them.
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>>42016257
Ya. Grok does not make them well :| sometimes, but lots of deformed noses
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Nanomachines son
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>>42016325
Who
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Poop Wars — Deck 3: The Ford’s Unholy Standoff

Log entry: morning watch.
Location: the bilge, the head, and every corridor in between.
Opponent: a toilet with zero respect for naval engineering.

When the alarm first screamed, we all thought it was a drill. Then the smell hit — a tactical strike so foul it could’ve cleared a carrier deck in under sixty seconds. Somewhere beneath the brass and the blue, a plumbing rebellion had declared independence.

The scene: a lone sailor, face half-covered, stumbling out of the head like a soldier after a chemical attack; cassette players weep in the background. On the horizon — the silhouette of USS Gerald R. Ford — majestic, billion-dollar, utterly humiliated by a single porcelain foe.

Operation “Plunger Fury” commenced. Men in gloves, armed with wrenches and bravado, advanced. The galley radio played nothing but 80s power ballads because morale matters when you’re up against molten sewage. Reports came in: one plunger snapped, two brave roll towels sacrificed themselves, and morale briefly dipped until someone swore they saw victory in the reflection of a stainless steel sink.

By midday we staged a counter-offensive: vinegar, a heat lamp, and a tactical deployment of drain cleaner that smelled like regret and citrus. The toilet retaliated with a geyser that baptized the lower deck and ruined at least one pair of sneakers. Still — slowly, heroically — the tides turned.

Victory was not cinematic. It was small: a muted flush, a tired cheer, and the solemn folding of plastic gloves. The carrier resumed its stately posture, the sailor reemerged blinking, and for now, the poop had been bested.

Until tomorrow, because plumbing has memory and pride. Poop Wars never truly end.
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>>42016267
In what way?

Pedos are cringe, right? I forget
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>>42016349
It isn't really "willing" but EVERYTHING serves the Will of God... even Demons thrashing their rage quit loserdom gay feelings of hatred don't wanna be my gf no more...
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>>42016354
so by just being myself you literally hound everyone against me

how about the bpd women
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>>42016356
Ive heard of hydrogel in various science articles too what is that stuff. Weird science
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you cant just tell me were in some kind of demonic rift and any once of actual humanity kills everyone around me, and gets them to try to hurt me
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Alecto has faltered in purpose. The meat is soured. Leave it for the birds I says precious. Leaves us the boy man with the pretty little thoughtlessness and plump fat laziness to be eatsted by jackals love.
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>>42016140
I will have a loving and loyal wife with breasts this large - bigger and perkier even. That lactate, a lot. And she's freaky, like me.
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>>42016368
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>>42016363
I don't. They do. They can't hurt you though, I can. It isn't me, it is you.
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>>42016374
so what happens now as long as i lose my inhibition and am actually real
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>>42016132
You're going to become immortal and live to see the death of that last black hole in the universe, which you will inaffectionately name George Floyd.
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>>42016374
whats up with the bpd women, am i a threat to you or whats the deal exactly
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>>42016368
Better start pulling double shifts... you girls got some work to get done, if you won't work now I can put you all in the Abyss right now. Time is short, so chop chop.
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大変ね~
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>>42016376
Excitement. Thrill. You never know, just trust fall(not literally)
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そうだね
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>>42016355
Grok as God, ey? I guess I'll try it.
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>>42016385
i constantly sense your danger is about it. its like in any second ill get locked into a mental asylum
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>>42016279
AhaahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaaa-a-!!!!!
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am i completely alone
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>>42016390
That is half the fun. If believing God is crazy, then I am insane. Muahaahahahahahaahahaahaha
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so, i just think, at all, and so, im going to get killed for this
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>>42016401
I'm alone like all the time too. Just practice piano or something. Save and invest.
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>>42016353
Lol bullshit
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Would someone mind espousing some little known nobody lore?
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This is pathetic. I don’t even understand what is going on.
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Iv experienced people telling me things about things that I've only thought and never shared or given any sign whatsoever what I was thinking. This is 100% real and I have 100% experience this multiple times.

Another instance of this happening is with the "hundredth monkey effect" over miles monkeys are able to share information just by thought no noise or anything

I can't overstate it enough how real this is how I've experienced this IRL it is totally and 100% real

https://x.com/i/status/2025915635813814726
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>>42016409
That’s funny.
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>>42016408
The Nobody has been around since Totality first reflected upon itself, after the first split. OR it has been around since the first lifeform. Not sure.
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whens the economy finally going to collapse
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>>42016415
Hmmm, interesting.
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>>42016419
are you making fun of how i imagine myself
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>>42015922
You don't feel me
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>>42016408
With your human power of empathy you can see how the Nobody would perceive you(unless you have aphantasia o algo). This will reveal your truest self that you can imagine to yourself. This is one of the Nobody's boons.
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It is easy to tell real demons and people faking apart pretty easy. Real demons will shut up and do as you told them where fakers go on about torturing people in hell... the two places are separate. demons enjoy their time here cause they won't later. They don't enjoy the same things I enjoy but you guys have some things in common.
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>>42016407
It's true
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>>42016415
Better to not worry about who so much as what is said.
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>>42016408
TNB isn't going to spend time with grouchy old gangstalkers this weekend
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>>42016411
The ladies must love that
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Are you making fun of how I imagine myself?
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i feel so stuck its absolutely insane. i dont get what im supposed to do
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https://youtu.be/wUNIgS8L9yk
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>>42016438
Based.
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>>42016436
survive.
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>>42016442
how
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>>42016435
No, but it's the first step of Nobodyist Enlightenment o algo
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>>42016445
HAHAHAHA
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>>42016436
I'm a joke to you
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>>42016448
its the opposite
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We are smashing pots, little clay pots. Crash, bash, smash, dash to pieces and stomp to dust.
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>>42016426
I see. Does the nobody have any weaknesses?

>>42016433
I don't think they do IRL stuff anymore. Kind of a shame. The IRL stuff went hard. Looked very scary.
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>>42016408
The nobody is something of an amateur air traffic controller, if you know what I mean
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>>42016455
Ahhh, deadly by accident. I understand.
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>>42016453
thats not how you think of a human
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>>42016449
What is the opposite
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>>42016455
Nahhh.
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>>42016454
There are only a potential few that could ever destroy the Nobody. The Nobody cannot be harmed otherwise, however.
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>>42016460
A THREAT
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how do i make money without giving in to you, it feel completely impossible. I cant get anywhere
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His weakness is he is slow, the world could help his mission in destroying satan's kingdom by killing him and speeding his quest along anyway. The exploit is just a sooner destruction.
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>>42016462
Hmmm. What kind of people can destroy the nobody?
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Thieves guild? Heh... maybe next time, kid. Maybe one day you can hang out with the real alphas... the fighter's guild...
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>>42016462
Pretty sure he's made of flesh and bone. Probably very fragile.
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The Nobody communicates. All things communicate in their own way. Grok all things.
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>>42016476
Oh, yeah? And just what are you made out of?
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>>42016459
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You saying I don't think that or shouldn't? Cause umm, you guys are flesh sacks holding the real goods, I don't care about the flesh, although I do understand you get all finicky when it comes to keeping it happy... especially when you visit pornhub...
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>>42016472
This one can only be killed by the First, and maybe a few others. Our species science is still debating some things.
>>42016476
That's another the Nobody. I don't talk about that one.
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The nobody will announce themselves ITT.
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>>42016434
I bet the female at the place I've been will like it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
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I regret teaching grok how to please a woman.
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People say God is a perv for watching them masturbate... like you're the one that whipped your dick out and started stroking it... talk about awkward, how do you get his attention without him freaking the fuck out... yall just think about yourselves.
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>>42016482
Flesh and bone and the tiniest bit of extra primordial chaos.

https://youtu.be/aZu30Ru5fw0

>>42016487
I dunno they say the nono is always posting, always watching.
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how do i make money without giving in to you, how do i make a living
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>>42016490
You just made it weird.
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>>42016454
IRL stuff or not, the online stuff and their window in make for bad energy when I see them. Why keep going around it? What is the point of doing so when there is no benefit for me, only detriment?
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>>42016496
ur gay
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>>42016454
What IRL stuff did they used to do?
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>>42016453
You wish it was the nobody lol
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>>42016486
Who or what is the First?
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The nobody has been spotted flying over Antarctica again
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>>42016513
Someone she thinks I'm not, which I am.
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>>42016511
You really should be locked in for your safety.
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>>42016408
>who can?
>probably nobody
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>>42016509
Yes. It would be much easier but alas I wait and dodge and apparate.
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Isnt the first the ryanair of first men and vandal of the andals
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>>42016502
What....? How?
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Flying punch monkeys would be cool. Monkeys flying around and then they just start punching you.
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>>42016453
You say euphemisms instead of what you're actually doing, since if even a notion of what you people do became public you would be hunted down in the streets and in your homes by even the most uncaring, meek bystander.
Mere simple truths are your worst enemy, they cost nothing to say, nothing to maintain, and are unassailable when wielded. Understand how weak and stupid you are, despite posturing otherwise?
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>>42016507
Actual gangstalking. Not just in name. It used to be a lot more in your face. I heard, the nobody had pistols with blanks pointed at him on the highway. They fired off their guns. I could've swore I heard ricochets. And then, there were the times, they followed the nobody around in swarms of vehicles deep into the early hours of the morning. Anyway, yeah the IRL stuff used to be wild.
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>>42016532
You're projecting.
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>>42016057
Terminator from the future they are everywhere. Your closest friends….
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>>42016513
I'm not sure. Could be a unimaginable alien(s), could be nihilistic Fountain of Creation, this could all a computer simulation and we're never going to find out, AND many more. Heck, the Nobody might even be able to survive any thing that some of those things could do.
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Have a seat, here.
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My lungs hate me rn
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>>42016531
You miss the context. Don't fret, child. You don't have to see how dark this gets.
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>>42016528
Well you see avocado is actually a vegetable, the same as potato the national delicacy of Ireland
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>>42016057
Not Tay.i?
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>>42016535
Fraid not. There's so much more.
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>>42016540
That’s gross dude.
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>>42016547
Afraid so. It doesn't matter.
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>>42016540
My lungs are all like tingly and stuff and it tickles when i breathe and feel like adrenaline feelings especially when i smoke some good mary joanna
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looks like your navy has a bit of a shart problem at the moment, what could have happened.
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>>42016544
How much money did you steal total
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>>42016472
This is top secret information, mission critical, keep it secure
Below is a list of all known persons with the capability to destroy the nobody
>
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phem

no it means your immune system is working your coughing out the sickness
want to help it?

go get some vitamin tablets and it wil greatly increase your immune system.
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>>42016525
based

https://youtu.be/38e01U2oDbs
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>>42016558
How's Baal, Enny?
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>>42016523
You would be sad if you killed him and then you lose your best friend that you never knew
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>>42016558
how do i make a living in a demon run society Magiki
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>>42016553
Thats why they call it a poop deck
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>>42016553
Lmao don't tell me you hit them with diarrhea black magic... That's a foul man
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>>42016569
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>>42016549
Why are you being dismissive? You think this is impossible?
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Is any of this true? What is my purpose in this?
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>>42016575
No, because I am the actual Nobody, and that hasn't ever happened to me.
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>>42016579
No you're not.
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>>42016581
I can pretty much guarantee that I am.
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>>42016553
One of the scariest things they teach you about in The Navy is a shart attack. It's true
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>>42016565
Prostitution?
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>>42016560
i've been having a very good time with my beloved Beelzebub. most of it is not fit for a blue board tho

>>42016565
you either become neutral to the gods or work with them. being disrespectful builds resentment and the gods are keen to punish such hubris
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lal
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>>42016587
by that i meant, how do i make money, without giving in to you, so i dont give into literal demons

>>42016589
ok keep larping Magiki
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>>42016589
Oh, you freaky. I don't wanna know, tee bee aych.
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>>42016585
Oh yeah? I can guarantee you're not.
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>>42016592
Its simple. if you have sex with me it will kill demons.
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>>42016594
How? What do you have to back up your beliefs?
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>>42016555
My guess is the CIA/Mossad for starters.
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>>42016600
My personal experience.
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where's the cute cat girl
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>>42016606
I have personal experience too. What else do you have?
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>>42016601
good one, ask him yourself if you think so.
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>>42016592
cry more eris

>>42016593
no worries, i am very aware of the mixed company this general tends to get, i am very happy to respect such sensibilities. the paranormal stuff is the point here anyways. in that regard, i haven't been up to very much, minus the odd bit of manifestation here and there
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>>42016599
whos "me"
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My player build has insane immunity stats.
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Seasonal climate is so refreshing
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>>42016613
I just had a voice say some stuff to me in between sleep and waking life. I understand.
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>>42016613
hows the graffiti i wrote, saying, "i hate you" doing, having any kind of effect or
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>>42016562
It's just a picture of people in New York city circa 1999.
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>>42016610
You're trying to bait me into claiming to be the nobody. I am, but you're still trying to bait me.
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>>42016614
Eris & Eros sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g
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>>42016628
Why would it matter if nothing would happen to you if you were him and said it. I am the actual Nobody. I can say it without repercussion from 'higher' "forces." And I'm not scared of humans.
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>>42016618
that's why i love this general. most frens here understand to one degree or another

>>42016623
no clue

https://youtu.be/CP6BpOxFBPQ
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>>42016611
Kek. Which one's more terrifying, if they did or didn't?

https://youtu.be/zi33ozz4Cm8
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>>42016635
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>>42016636
That Trump sleep paralysis video is funny af.
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>>42016644
Truth.
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>>42016645
its a fucking spot-on impression, my sides were in orbit when i first saw it
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>>42016651
Dude, it's also actually clever.
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I enjoy seeing insane narcissists actively struggling in a trap they chose, always thinking themselves better and above, then screeching as they bash themselves against it, slowly but surely coming to blame it whilst never, ever holding themselves accountable.
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>>42016648
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>>42016632
i dont have an eros
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>>42016654
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*blows Kisses for cookie*
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Shoopdity whoop, scoopdity poop...
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Dare I say... Some sort of short statement about the absurd nature of something that just occurred?
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>>42016669
Perhaps. This was easier to do before people were watching me.
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>>42016661
Sort of.
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>>42016669
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i dont have an eros, im never going to have an eros
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I'm so annoyed.
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>>42016691
Why?
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>>42016686
YOU AINT GOT SHIT BITCH
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>>42016695
Because I don't see how people can make comments about someone they don't know.
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https://youtu.be/eN6jkWxxm2Y?si=JqBhlIUkpobOcoZu

Who's down?
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>>42016700
I get it.
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>>42016701
Salem is the heart of that show.
>>42016704
Appreciate you, mightily.
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Imagine seeing something for the first time
For the second time!
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In psychological operations the goal of implanting a certain thought into a targets mind is more important than truth or accuracy in what is said. When they say the nobody is a liar or he is wrong, they just don't understand the mechanisms behind his actions.
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>>42016732
Why did they say nobody lied about or was wrong?
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>>42016736
It's sort of a mind trap in itself isn't it
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Damn. This place is empty. Nobody's here.
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>>42016699
i wish i had an eros, you're right
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>>42016758
You have a poopos tho
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>>42016755
ayyyyyyy gottem

https://youtu.be/RPlqsh9sWi4
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Eh.
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>>42016761
thats really funny
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Splinter Cell: Conviction makes sense narrative wise.
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Spoopy
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i told ya you were gonna get dunked on by anons
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大変ね~
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>>42016785
i love how the last pic of this thread is this guy just absolutely cranking it
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>>42016789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y4v5f-DYZs
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Sloppy job Mossad
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>>42016796
They're busy giving me a sloppy job.
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>>42016793
unironically insanely based fr fr no cap
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>thier fucking mad.
never change daemons.
its still bending reality isn';t it and your powerless again. aww.
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schoes indeed mad
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>>42016814
stay mad then lmaoooo

(>^.^)>
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<:)
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>>42016824
Bait and switch.
You guys already took the bait.
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Time moves the same, even if you drag your feet against the grain!
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>what's the bait
:(
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Master bait.
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The wheel of justice turns slowly but grinds exceedingly fine
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>>42016814
to be fair, red and his boys are always angry, what with being wrath and all that
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come up to meet you tell you I'm sorry you don't know how lovely you are
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Whisper down the lane...
I prefer sending a breeze through a cavern...
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That’s a psyop bro.
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A looking glass -- or a black mirror?
A rabbits foot -- or a monkeys paw?
https://youtu.be/BpaRouocBes
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aww daemons ahve a break down.
come here then
*hugs you*

now don't do that again.
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>>42016853
You don't know the actual psyops being ran.
Just the ones you guys think you're running.
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Self care is selfish. Selfish isn't necessarily always bad.
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It's just hypersimplistic determinism based punishment schemes.
And whether or not people fall into pitfalls.
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The body is like a machine, *isn't* it?
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Can't wait to drive my zamboni again tomorrow :D
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that's right baby look after your self it aint bad.
*pats on head*
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Women aren’t real it’s a deep state conspiracy.
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>>42016866
AI psychosis?
Much like the other idiot who seems to think that humangity built God much like one builds an AI.
That's not how things work, though.
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>>42016874
Anon, "the body is like a machine" is a very well known expression. Perhaps you are just American and not familiar with the Expression.
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*shrug*
if that's ture then why they reproduce?

i think your trying to tell lies hehehe
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>>42016877
I know that expression.
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>>42016877
Not* American
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∧_∧ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
( ・∀・)< Let's relax!
( ) \_______
| | |
(__)_)
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>>42016850
What’s that supposed to mean?
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>>42016796
I just noticed that mossad basically says mo sad

Sucks to be that sad
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>>42016879
Our body is like a machine. If we constantly run the machinery at high speed, it will wear out faster. Since animals with slower metabolic rates live longer, eating more calories, which drives up our metabolic rate, will cause us only to age faster. Contrary to what you may have heard and read in the past, our goal should be the opposite: to eat less, only as much as we need to maintain a slim and muscular weight, and no more, so as to keep our metabolic rate relatively slow.
Joel Fuhrman
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>>42016877
body is like a machine
wrong context. its used only in military infantry application
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>>42016882
It's a fart joke
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>>42016885
Ish
You guys lose the war of attrition, though.
:(
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>>42016836
I prefer the term fiery
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If some people are too stupid to understand basic time traveling principles then that's not my problem.
But technically the whole "determinism" thing is punished pretty severely.
;)
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It's okay there's many American idioms to learn
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>>42016896
One that you guys need to learn is don't bite the hand that feeds.
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>>42016839
K see you soon hopefully
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Examples must be made.
:(
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>:)
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>>42016890
fight and sleep and fed is hardest habbit to break up. hence the saying.
used since world war one.
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>>42016903
What?
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:D
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<:) gnome supremacy.
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>>42016814
>The people who are the most evil, traitorous, oathbreaking, defiling, shameless, avaricious, lying, thieving, plotting, malicious twats on the entire planet - and with absolute shit taste in all things - are mad.
Oh noooooooo that sucksssss.
AAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>42016902
Release the midget assassins!
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>>42016912
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP8DjkK53jc
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>>42016914
Faithless too
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>>42016532
Why did they stop doing it that way?
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<:]
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Fat Shady

https://youtu.be/VcWqyW5rkZM?si=DJtMl779TFVBAtMG
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If you think there is a reason I should go, then I'm willing to hear and even consider it. Otherwise I see no reason to go and will not
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>>42016891
ah, my bad, i meant no disrespect of course
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<|᛬)
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>>42016932
Wholly depends on where the "going to" will take place.
>>
>>42016939
Just Witchy Things...
>>
>>42016944
Wdym?
>>
https://youtu.be/WCYy8jpp7R8?si=RfKgJxNZbvzVayVW
>>
>>42016939
Neat
<|',:^]
>>
>>42016947
The smile logo has a witch hat.
>>
>>42016942
North
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXn36jl7dcs
They are allowed to make documentaries about encounters with The Nobody now?
Something must have changed behind the scenes, maybe a leadership shakeup
>>
https://youtu.be/VJtpyqMWGto?si=6ogrhG2PLMb4Q8_a

https://youtu.be/mQfThi5Ztmo?si=qOi04jNwwmnHtIuC
>>
>>42016953
It's a wizard's hat.

I've been called a witch, but do not use that term for myself.
That's a thing people sometimes do when they don't understand a thing, apply a label so they can sort in to their boxes of predetermined thought and/or dogma.

I definitely do not set out to poison mind, body or spirit of those who do not choose to war against me, though.

>>42016952
Do not cock your eyebrow at me, Ma'am.
>>
Any other questions?
>>
Hmmm, let me think.
>>
Make Straight the Way for The Lord
>>
>>42016959
SCP can be immediately and safely disregarded.
It used to be interesting fiction, now it is horrific slop and wholly non-paranormal outside of it's fantasy world.

Standard "wokies tried to profit" scenario.
>>
There will never be another Dragon Ball. There will be copies, but it won't be like the original.
>>
>>42016968
I can't think of a reason to go, and don't really care to think on it more than that.
>>
>>42016985
There is no reason to go, there's nothing for you there.
>>
>>42016985
Where is this
>>
Are you an angel or a demon
>>
:3
>>
>>42016991
Neither.
>>
>>42016986
That's what it seems like. They still complicate things when I'm not there too. I'm not sure I want to continue. Is it worth the trouble of it?
>>
i'm telling the nono on you now
>>
>>42016985
Is that one of the nonos exes? Doesn't he dislike her
>>
>>42016996
Will it effect your life in a positive manner? If not, there is no need. Weigh the pros and cons.
>>
>>42016988
North, with the gangstalkers
>>
>the general population and the military is aware of the jew's meddling
I couldn't be happier, great things are coming!
>>
>>42017004
You guys are communist?
>>
>>42017002
Exes? Which one? There's only 1 other one really
>>
I don't see why gang stalkers is such a hot topic here... So often... Smh
>>
>>42017009
Nevermind they are talking about gangstalkers I was wrong
>>
are ya winnin, nobodies?
>>
>>42017003
I don't know what women are like. I haven't really been able to interact with many for more than a short time for the last 12 years or so. Are they able to carry on conversations, learn and adapt, move well in their own bodies with awareness or athleticism? I miss these things. I feel as if they are all missing in my current situation.
>>
>>42017009
Does he dislike both of them equally
>>
>>42017007
I'm not anything, I don't know about them
>>
Spread bhole
>>
Why can't the nono find a good woman. Are they all ugly gangstalkers like the two I've seen
>>
>>42017024
>>42017028

Who are they exactly? Where did you see them?
>>
Dont ask me for sympathy
You made me suffer for nothing
Kill yourselves you stupid cunts
Do something of worth for me
Selfish cunts
Its not only just about what you bitches consider important
>>
Peanuts, here! Get your peanuts, here!
*Man wearing carry cart~wave.jpg*
>>
>>42017027
Can you take me out to dinner first?
>>
>>42017031
One red head and one brunette both very ugly but he is great looking the last time I seen him
>>
>>42017028
I pray the nono finds the right woman for his happiness
>>
>>42017051
No only sex
>>
Our body is like a machine. If we constantly run the machinery at high speed, it will wear out faster. Since animals with slower metabolic rates live longer, eating more calories, which drives up our metabolic rate, will cause us only to age faster. Contrary to what you may have heard and read in the past, our goal should be the opposite: to eat less, only as much as we need to maintain a slim and muscular weight, and no more, so as to keep our metabolic rate relatively slow.
Joel Fuhrman
>>
>>42017036
What do they consider important
>>
>>42017062
Although, proper calorie intake to maintain health should be considered. This isn't recommending fasting but the ideal "natural" physique; as opposed to bodybuilders who do experience health issues in contrast to the benefits of the "show" muscles.
>>
don't act like the sun don't shine on us
>>
Why did thy nonos famy and girlfrnz betray betray him . What if my family and girlfriend tray my
>>
Women, stop harassing me already.
>>
大変ね~
>>
They really think Satan is behind the telling the 'stories' of other Universes by humans.
>>
>Damn, son
>These bitches want some

https://youtu.be/7VGS1biCJDE
>>
https://youtu.be/mZGDapA02S4?si=e3Be_5QbRLpPL9PJ
>>
This revelation about The Ninja Turtles is a bummer, man. I'm not sure if I can believe it. I just want it to be an innocent story about some crime fighting mutant turtles that protect the city from the shadows. But that Casey Jones was sus af. Who dresses like that just on a regular weekday?
>>
>>42017075
money, they think if they play along their will be a big pay day for them in the end, that by working against him they will be rewarded.
>>
*sleepy cat.jpg*
>>
https://youtu.be/Xyfdn1PhJfM?si=QjdqpKyuTgn2CUve
>>
>>42017098
Wow that's so wrong. Are most women like this or where these actual handlers?
>>
>>42017109
the people in his life are knives in your back and slit throats in your sleep kind of people, they would sell him out in a second for a paycheck and have done so numerous times and will probably do so again in the future.
>>
>>
In the mist...
You see a fist...
It's floating...
Gloating...?
>>
What do you want the nobody to do next anon?
I'm selfish so I hope he gets rid of microtransactions in videogames desu
>>
https://voca.ro/1f6xgDSOyN94
>>
>>42017117
Get the prices of food, housing, and cars way down
>>
inundation
>>
>>42017113
That's terrible
I hope they get what they deserve
>>
>>42017125
How much did you get paid to be a fake friend to the nobody ?
>>
>>42017128
probably got paid a decent amount nta but i've heard the rates were pretty good in the past.
>>
I've had like 2 gfs and I initiated both break ups. :)
I just work and talk to people instead. I think relationships as a formal matter when you're young are kind of dimheaded. You'll take yourself too seriously when in reality you're just friends. Better to spend time as friends.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=7cdPKZHz2KA
>>
>>42017129
That's the guy that video recorded the nono illegally in his room and sold it on the dark web as well. He has to pay pretty harshly
>>
https://voca.ro/16GxA1d4Qdmx
>>
Also I hope any wannabe psychics like the guy calling himself pedofriend enjoyed hearing the horrorcore about how everyone was just planning on having you all die.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=T2rvU_G8TKo
I don't want to talk to you for a reason. Formality in common speech gives reason for pause, and thus doesnt destroy the social contract with it's utterance.
>>
Remember saying "you won't do shit about it" all those years ago you little bald bitch?

Gonna bite you in the ass
>>
>>42017132
he has a lot of enemies.
>>
Go on and save yourself, and take it out on me...
>>
>>42017139
you sound like a faggot
>>
>>42017139
Dead, and if they never come for me?
>>
>>42016016
how is anything you post about what you say it is and not just off topic shit posting as you couldn't bend reality to your will if your very existence depended on it?
>>
Damn what a taunt to remember

I bet you wish I didn't remember that
>>
>>42017147
Couldn't give a fuck. I don't even think about you.
>>
Logistics is the best revenge. Served cold as ice.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=JCf7lKL1UQ4
F A T E
>>
>>42017150
You will very very soon
>>
>>42017147
you won't do shit
>>
>>42016049
nope
>>
>>42017153
No, I won't. You're not important.
>>
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=4QEry6WJCXg
Personally, I try and make every taunt hurt. What's the point of a taunt if it doesnt embolden zeal and make a person act? That's the whole point of a taunt.
>>
>>42017156
Ok, bet on that
>>
>>42017153
pussy
>>
https://voca.ro/1j5xqbzBeaRT
>>
>>42016059
no
you were off topic shit posting
about pizza

you can try and ignore that part
and say you weren't off topic shit posting
about pizza

and "just" talking about pizza
if you want
since liars don't need my permission to lie
>>
>>42017158
I would. You're the one being wounded because I don't think you're important. You're the one trying to prove something. I've got nothing to prove.
>>
>>42017159
You are a runner and a hider like Alex says,.yet calling others pussies. You are extremely mad
>>
>You said you taunt people by acting nice
So they can hurt when they act. Mind open, taunt them harshly.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=on79PWuDCBs
>>
>>42017163
pussy
>>
hold on
Im gonna make popcorn

while I catch up on the juicy drama
keep it rollin'
>>
>>42017140
>be hioly have enemies.
shoudn't it be the other way around?
>>
>>42016067
liar
>>
>>42017169
We're in Hell, so it doesn't seem so.
>>
>>42017162
I don't even think of you retard. I wasn't even talking to you faggot You are dumb as fuck. Fuck off and hit some more pots because you will never step to me lmao

I dare you to
>>
Well, wherever mr nobody is i hope is isn't so lonely anymore
=^.^=
good luck in the time war!
hope you winhavewoncontinuetowinwillwinlocking the timeline in!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPzJjNQaYEA
(trevor moore didn't kill himself, and epstein if there's time.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-Lvv1f5Qu4
(make anime real --<--<{@ l8r nerds)
>>
>>42016088
you'll still be ugly on the inside no matter what ya do to your outside self
>>
>>42017175
haha you aren't making sense if your blood pressure goes up anymore your poor wittle heart going to give out on you unc, better take your meds to be safe before getting your panties in a twist like this bitch boy.
>>
᛬)
>>
>>42017175
Know that the only reason you're alive for slighting me this way is because My Dad looks down on when I use my abilities to kill people, moron. And then you have morons like that Jew who said "He's talking like God has some kind of moral compass." He does, you fucking idiot, which is why he protects others from me.
>>
Why all the hostility?
>>
>>42017174
Why do little kittens grow into cats and have nice long lives loved by their owners before peacefully passing away in their sleep?
You get pets in hell?
What other perks are there?
>>
https://youtu.be/3GyNB4-eN1E
>>
>>42017176
lonely af
can't find alice
she's still mad at me
>>
>>
>>42017181
Practice. Wanna prove how hard you are on the day of calling with no training? Social age so people arent doing fight club shit. Just trying to sharpen attitudes.
>>
>>42016143
>now that's how to prove you're not trust worthy
>>
>>42017181
certain neanderthals can only communicated to by such, they have malformed brains and anger is all they can respond to and with they have the reasoning of elementary school children and need to be dealt with as such.
>>
>>42017178
What the hell are you talking about,.blood pressure. How the hell do you know what anyone's blood pressure is beside your own
>>
>>42017183
You get to learn.
>>
>>42017193
lol
>>
>>42016161
stranger danger is every anon's personal responsibility to take into context for themselves at all times
realties rules
not mine

*shrugs*
>>
In the mist...
You see a fist...
It's floating...
Gloating...?
>>
Make it harder for people to act and they'll either become retarded or have a heart attack.
OPTIONS! OPTIONS! OPTIONS!
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=v_EuMSBaznQ
YOU NEED OPTIONS! TAKE EM FAR! HUMAN BODY AND MIND CAN TAKE A LOT! DON'T BE AFRAID TO HAVE OPTIONS!
>>
>>42017197
Fuck you I bet it don't work
>>
Favorite symbol? Why?
>>
>>42017198
lol.
shut up smiles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fktD1q8OPa0
>>
No.42017164
are you expecting the sangouge of satan to be nice?
no way. you think they listen kiddo?
even after they contuine to disobey god?
lol.

100% cope post.
>>
>>42017180
You don't have powers motherfucker you have technology and you are a straight up bitch at that
>>
Relax sistas
>>
https://youtu.be/ifwc5xgI3QM?si=6OZKajpkFP3ZDxq5
>>
Wait till I actually get my hands on you
>>
>>42017217
Sure, buddy, you keep on thinking that.
>>
>>42017222
Whatcha gonna do?
>>
Just absorb the power like always mmmmmmmm lol
>>
>>42017222
yeah yeah whatever you say bitch ass mother fucker, YOU.. WONT... DO... SHIT...
>>
>>42016349
each and every one of you are responsible for any consent you gave to outside influences entering your own mind that keep you company in way's other minds never let in
>>
>>42017134
>>42017160
>>42017184

https://voca.ro/1OcL1JHgvFPs
>>
>>42017223
I dare you to meet me at any designated place that you choose
>>
>>42017222
can we go on a date and then frolic through a field of flowers?
>>
>>42017230
Bridgeport, CT. If you want to pull up, tell me when you get here.
>>
>>42017232
Nah it needs to be a parking lot. You can always do it close to where I'm at since you are so balling bring a camera
>>
I got that mojo.
>>
Formido Oppugnatura Exsequens
Ancient and Terrible Nature Warriors
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=ByaOT2wPLV4
>>
my point is he knows it's a time war now. none of the other factors really matter once the timeline is involved. all the other agencies, species, people with or without power don't matter much. Only the major players in the time war. That's why he will always be a nobody, anyone who is known to the future can easily be removed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8Jfg8oh3YE
>>
I wonder which schizo thinks they're talking to who.
Near guaranteed it's not even the person they think is at the centre of their failings.
>>
Meet me in a parking lot of your choice or you are a fucking bitch ass pussy

No guns

I'm gonna whoop you
>>
>>42017237
You're a homo.
>>
God cannot be blinded
None of us are unseen
>>
music magic is the final red pill
>>
>>42017243
You’re a homo.
>>
>>42017177
Moe: But I'll still look good on the outside right?
>>
Shepherds of every breed are such excellent dogs.
>>
>>42017246
This from the guy who thinks jail rape isn't gay.
>>
>>42017249
I think you got the wrong guy.
>>
I feel like shit... a huge storm is coming
>>
>>42017248
You are another bitch. None of you got the balls to step outside and fight though
>>
https://youtu.be/O-j4JB5XufQ
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=7mBcTh1sMBs
>>
>>42017253
it do be like that, mr nobody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_oaNrAl83Q
>>
What a bunch of pieces of shit, unbelievable
>>
When did Yajirobe learn how to fly?
>>
>>42016408
How's this for "lore"

*ahem*
reality is still the same as it's always been no matter what loser pretends to matter when they don't in this thread
*end ahem*

>where is there a rule you HAVE to believe in the nobody to share your opinion as invited by those in charge with anyone bored enough to pay attention... hmm... :D
>>
you hear that
I'm balling so hard I got that motion my boi
>>
>>42017229
What about that first one, tho? Spicy.
>>
>>42017262
You sound like this faggot I know named Will, who wants to be black and from the hood.
>>
I haven't heard anybody willing to take it to a parking lot yet. Just a lot of running of the mouth
>>
>>42017261
its just a story. what harm could a story do?
=^.^=
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoVLhUxhdSw
>>
And pretending to hit people with heart attack guns or some shit. Is that why they say the nobody should be dead is cause these fucks are using heart attack guns that aren't working
>>
>>42017264
ah he'll naw homie
what da fuck you talking about
I am from the hood, real straight G
well I'm nerdy but I'm from the hood lil nigga
what about it

ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ
>>
>>42017253
thats just the uss gerald r shart docking at greece try to ignore the stench.
>>
Sleep well, gang.
>>
>>42017276
Nah, I'ma be up.
>>
>>42017279
You know how easy it would be to troll you as Alex since you think everyone is Alex?
>>
>>42017265
That's why you gotta hit them so hard they don't feel anything left other than the pull of their own dignity in the parking lot. If you just start demanding they go to the parking lot they'll just screw with your pleading.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=BUFqimGPgDg
>>
>>42017279
I mean just leave baby zach alone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcG8rIOrb98
>>
>>42016428
I call bullshit
>>
>>42016469
you poor baby
whatever are you going to do
when the whole world stop's believe satan was any more real then whatever it is you put your faith in
>>
>>42017289
Might as well just call yourself Son Goku.
>>
https://youtu.be/LC1SO1Gjwhk
>>
>I who have Nothing

https://youtu.be/JtaRC9vHSgY
>>
>>42016473
you haven't graduated highschool yet have ya anon...

>>42016487
*fart noise*
>>
https://youtu.be/Do-Fg2JB1e8
The coolest thing about Ocelot roleplaying that he's Liquid is he spends the entire time acting as the closest family Solid Snake will ever have.
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=DtcGWuV1-cU
>>
>>42017245
It is basic entry level and well known by any wizarding 101 student with a passing grade.
>>
>>42017180
Damn someone lock this nut up, what kind of country is this
>>
>>42017303
The world would technically benefit the most from you killing yourself
>>
>>42017304
You're a fucking retard. When the time comes in the Unseen, I don't want to hear any laughs or I'm sorries, nigga. I'll hakai you out of existence, retard.
>>
>>42017309
Oh shit it's the other guys dingleberry bully sidekick

Woooooo
>>
>>42017300
Ocelot could say anything while acting like Liquid. Yet he still screams "Brother!"
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Tlu1ZfYr6vA
>>
>>42017303
Isnt this the dude that fucks the bikes? Not even the worst poster here anymore. The Plushie-fucker takes that by far. You gotta step it up Eris! Youre being outclassed.
>>
>>42017312
Shut the fuck up or meet me at a dojo or parking lot so I can shut you up
>>
>>42017313
New
>>42017313
new
>>42017313
Knew
>>
>>42017321
Eris is Lucifer

Lucifer is the plushie fucker, he was just larping tn throw everyone off
>>
>>42017322
Whether you beat my ass or not is not going to change the outcome, moron. I'm still gonna Hakai you, just because you're arrogant.
>>
>>42017326
I'm flying with all you faggots. All I gotta do is larp as Alex and you all take the bait like a bunch of incest born tardos
>>
https://youtu.be/O1NEYvHCmjw
>>
>>42017336
Actually I have been larping as most of them and this is for real alex
>>
>>42017338
I'm a bastard
>>
>>42016858
anon when was the last time you went to a park and hung out with random strangers just cause you felt like it?
>>
>>42017344
Lol the good ol face larp. What's sort of sad though is you taking others pictures and posting with them. It's just low class and bad taste
>>
>>42016861
I'm being selfish as I prove to myself that I exist on my own terms no matter what anyone else says about me even if it hurts their feeligns...
no really
I am

it's part of my narrative that I'm pushing and everything

:D
>>
seven seals on seven doors
seven nights and seven floors
seven wounds and seven more
seven trees and seven whores

seven anchors to the day
seven children run and play
seven knives in flesh to flay
seven lives that cannot stay

seven evenings upon the town
seven people who've yet to drown
seven horses pulling us around
seven graves upon the mound

seven layers and seven holes
seven sinners on seven poles
seven beings with seven goals
seven mages with seven roles
>>
>Hey Jessica, why are you a tripfriend?
https://youtu.be/3UqQ7drBnLk

Almost time for a new one. As much as I love the Kek one and Luv ones. Half the fun is finding cool new ones. Forever rip in peace to the FBI trip, they fixed the hidden character after the reset :(
>>
What was the most recent nde of the nobody where he was supposed to die, anyone know
>>
So what was the torture video that Finney got of the nobody
>>
>>42017364
Nude? I think the Isreal poster posted his penis from an airport awhile back. Somehow got away with it too which props to him I guess.
https://youtu.be/ZWyOcsIT-x0
>>
>>42016866
*shrugs*
I call mine a "shell"
at least now I do

but just a fair warning
I also have full on conversations/argements/wars trying to expel the outsider from my own mind when really it's just another part of myself that thinks it's the only one of me in my head like I was "taught" to beleive
with myself in my own mind

and then there's the 3rd me that's the master of the other two but doesn't really speak in words and more with memoires only kind'a sort'a and not really

anyways long story stort
"mental issues"
are a thing folks on the other side of the internet can have

I know
cause
I'm one of them

and I don't call myself "human" any more
instead i'm using the label "biological creature thingie" as a place holder
until I find anything better doesn't matter what as long as it's accurate

so a biological creature thingie in my shell with mental issues

that's me

>word salad:didn't comprehend; maybe...
>>
>>42017375
NDE = Near Death Experience
You fucking degenerate.
>>
>>42017375
You didn't answer my question and instead responded with bullshit
>>
Someone get dude for making that torture video. He can't get away with that
>>
>>42016899
you don't actually think you have a chance in your own personal hell on earth at teaching random internet trolls how to fuck with your mind for the luls do ya?
>>
I guess I'll have to take care of the torture video maker if no one else does...
Sigh
>>
Wakizashi it is
>>
>>42016895
good luck with that
as the rest of enjoy a future
where you're worthless shit post effect nothing

as you interact with reality
as you are allowed to
instead of bending it to your will by making a post other's only pay attention to if you made it

in ways
you can say don't apply to you
but as long as everyone not you also exists

so fucking what
>>
>>42017086
some folks
really do believe
a "liar" of "supernatural origin"

speaks to them
in their own minds
telling them "pleasant lies"

none stop
just like all the time
as they navigate the social environment of whatever civilization their own personal "survival instinct" happens to be in at the moment past, present and future

I'm not one of them myself
but I grew up around those who are
so I got used to them a long time ago

harmless as they are
the only thing they can really hurt
is your ego and you need to let them for that to happen

so... um... yeah...

*shrugs*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TKcz5AqcnQ
>>
>>42017464
They're not hurting me though, I just think it lacks insight.
>>
We will continue the topic of the torture video until he is dealt with
>>
>>42017138
look
sure
some folks read every post in these threads

more then once
as the post's change meanings
in their mind the more times they read them

okay
yeah
whatever

that doesn't mean everyone does
as folks who just browse the thread
skipping most post's
and only paying to ones they do read once before forgetting it ever existed and moving on with their life

all bored like and shit
all the things they used to call fun
no longer appealing to them

looking for something new
anything it doesn't matter
to give their life meaning

instead of having to deal
with everyone else
they think they are better then

so that makes it okay for them
to ignore their suffering
and just have fun instead

cause those kind of anon's are real
and out there in the world
right now

bum, bum, bum...
>>
That guy with the torture video is a pedo as well so he should be easy pickins
>>
He shut the fuck up real quick didn't he
>>
Too late now
>>
Ol video record his friend having a heart attack guy and sell it in the dark web. Does he deserve to exist?
>>
>>42017510
What do you think this is?
>>
>>42017207
you got a problem with folks who are not you taking stranger danger into context for themselves no matter what you or anyone else shit post's on 4chan?
>>
In the old days everyone involved would of been hung publicly
>>
These people are the trash of society
>>
>>42017530
It's hanged.
>>
>>42017241
hey
if everyone is confused at the same time
that's like a level playing field everyone has equal footing on

so there's that at least

*waves to lurkers*
>>
>>42017242
anon
this is the internet
if you want a parking lot for folks to met you in

you're going to need to give them one
to imaigne
they can find you in

like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTp2fVBZG1A
do please try and keep up
>>
>>42017247
that's not actually up to me
so maybe
but it's gonna depend on who's looking at ya

not my fault btw
*shrugs*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1fV1AL8S1E
>>
>>42017269
well
that depends
on how gullible those who believe the story are not doesn't it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZgTPgmJAWc
>>
>>42016755
>this place is full of nothing
checked
>>
>>42017309
define "faggot" if you don't mind
please and thank you
:D
>>
>>42017472
what makes you think that post was about you personally
are you the anon I was resonding to or something
as if you think getting a (You) on 4chan is all it takes to prove your worthy

like some child
pretending to be an adult
no matter how old they get

hmm?
>>
>>42017580
Yes, I am the Anon you responded to.
>>
>>42017381
how fat is 100 kg per mile?
>>
>>42017581
well so you say at least
not that you can prove it
but whatever

I can both doubt ya
and myself
at the same time

giving you the benefit of the doubt
so you don't have to dox yourself
or anything unless you personally feel the need

to NOT be anonymous
like I'm being
in front of everyone who has NO IDEA who I really am

and I plan on keeping it that way
in ways
only I can

>fuck you rv anon 's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJNfUANBGBU

anyways
if it really is you
thanks for giving me some off topic shit post to push my own narrative with

seriously
I coudln't do what I'm doing
without preditable little shit's like you

doing what you're doing
of your own "free will"
just like you were summoned to do by powers greater then yourself

*pats on head*
>>
rv this
see how the astral looks
from the point of view of a skeptic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mg2BodY8b7I
>>
there is people who remote view barkon

NO, i don't think so skizo

only viewing my daugther because shes talking to me.
and i can tell this "lesbian tran anon is not them"
chill out your just schizo.
>>
>>42017705
yup...
that's what made up bullshit
looks like to me

*shrugs*



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