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If you had the honor of seeing and speaking with Jesus Christ what would you say to him in person?
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>if u cud talk with a fictional character
never thought about it really
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why my pp so small?
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>>42221294
I wouldn't say anything I'd listen because that's what no one else did.
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>>42221299
Jesus is very real
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i'd bring a binder with pictures of all the idols that have been made of him and records of megachurches with fuckoff rich pastors that bullshitted tons of people in his name, and crimes committed by massive christian institutions like the catholic church, and innocents killed in crusades, and be there to console him when he realizes how corrupt the institutions that use him as a mascot actually are and have been for thousands of years
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>>42221321
is there some secret rule that keeps him from doing anything about all that or something?
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>>42221303
in your mind

grow up and start practicing real spirituality
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you can talk to him every day and he will respond back via synchronicities

he likes our music btw
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>>42221366
God condemns Witchcraft Divination and Satanism i wont do it thank you
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>>42221294
I would call him a goy and proceed to slander his mother
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Jesus why do 8/10 4chan posters on x would murder each other in cold blood & r satanic retards?
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>>42221301
this
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>>42221294
people around here would just ask stuff
then get true answers they dislike, instantly dismissing them
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If you had the honor of seeing and speaking with Jesus Christ what would you say to him in person?

just a hug.
a father seeing his son after 2000 years doesn't need words.
anymore.
mary madline would understand why,

then i would ask where my grandsons are,
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Thank you, hope all is well, god bless, take care, and end it with a dap. Not even on some religious shit, just on a respect for a good human shit. That alone warrants that reaction from me
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NIGG
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>>42221294
Probably nothing because I speak English and he speaks Aramaic. I'd probably pull out a yoyo and show him walk the dog and around the world. Then I'd make us some Kosher tacos.
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>>42221294
Forgive me



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