I have been a virgin until 31 but now i finnaly got my first girlfriend. Problem is she is a witch, she says she is a good witch in the good side not the "dark side". We discussed alot of ocult shit that I had no idea she know much more than me. She actually said there was satanic rituals near me and on her circle that she left. I only thought that was going on in America and maybe big cities in Europe, Not in some nowhere rural area in Portugal (where I live). We started preety strong and I have been pleasuring her alot (I am very good at it even though i am a virgin, i guess i have good instincts). Ok so she wants to have sex with me, but my dick is always limp. I dont know if my dick is limp because I had to go through chemo and radio a few months ago or because she is a witch and my dick is scared of her being so crazy. She says she actually has some minor ashekanazi jewish roots and that there are people she knew were doing rituals to worship to Baal. This is not a LARPThoughts?
>>42455607Are you doing well healthwise? I wish you both good luck in the ritual that is sex. Consider her as a partner first, witch second.
>>42455607A girl is trying to impress you because she likes you kek. Your hardness problem likely really was the chemo.The main word of warning is to just not give anybody permission to practice magic on you. Sometimes they tell you stuff like this as some twisted version of consent (well, I told him and he didn’t do anything about it so basically he was asking for it) but that’s generally not the typical witch. If she’s running her mouth to you, there’s a 0% chance she has the ability to do anything to you without express permission.>And if she really had cool abilities then she would impress you with those instead of knowledge >will we talk about it?>we won’t talk about it
how do I meet a witch gf? im in oregon preferably one that isn't nuts?
>>42455607get laidpost boobslet your intuition be your guide
It's probably the chemo and radiotherapy mixed with general anxiety. This being said...>she says she is a good witch in the good side not the "dark side">she actually said there was satanic rituals near me and on her circle that she leftUugghh. Girl like this are super cringe, and not in the free, liberating way. It's in the judgemental, better than you way. I have to be very careful about telling people in these groups about my experiences, because suddenly, it's, "she does black magic," and, "she consorts with demons."If she has to declare that she is on "the good side," and that she doesn't do "black magic," she is lying, either to you or to herself. Anyone who goes down this path does it for selfish reasons, whether they recognize it or not.
>>42455607you think you're good at sex but can't get a boner. am i reading this right?
>>42456061I've been with guys like that. Good fingers and tongue, and knowing your way around the body, and you're golden.
>>42455607you're worried about nothingnobody who calls themselves a witch post 2000 has ever, or will ever, understand enough about the occult to ever hurt someonethe only risk is in you being too retarded to understand that, and thus being retarded enough to believe she actually has power, thus making her "power" real to your retard brainbanish with derisive laughter is all you need to know.now fuck off.
>>42455607breathe easy my limp dicked friend. if she was an actual witch she would cast a spell on your dick to make it hard.
general advice is run the other way, but perhaps you were brought to her for a reason. We can't know that, you must go within to find out if you should be with her or not.
>>42456079Where do I find a pre2000 witch?
>>42455607> my dick is scared of herit’s literally just this. it’s performance anxiety, and you need to learn how to deal with it by making yourself more comfortable in the situation. ofc there’s the dick pills and alcohol, but you’re not gonna fuck anyone until you believe you can. most women are actually totally fine with a little ED, since they are often “not in the mood” for various reasons, themselves. you also have an advantage because you’re new to this, and she knows that. don’t give up, show her youre working through it and she will appreciate you more for taking the reigns instead of wondering when you’re going to feel up to fucking her. she’ll literally ask if there’s anything she can do - unless you’re afraid to tell her, this is a pretty easy way to get a blowjob. basically, if you really want to have sex with her, you need to have a better relationship with your own dick. she’s ready to worship that thing, but your dick is not ready for her. don’t pressure yourself, really think about what turns you on and go from there. you need to learn how to communicate that you desire her, but have your own “challenges” to deal with. dont go into specifics, just say something like “sometimes your body gets tired” and accept the situation. from there you can figure out what it takes to get a boner. also you can buy yourself some time by pleasuring her while you sort out the bullshit in your head but don’t force it you’ll be miserable. >good witchlook, good or bad, you need to really be aware of what you’re dealing with. contemporary witches deal mostly in manifestation, which means, from her perspective, she manifested you - to take care of her, pleasure her, keep her company, whatever - doesn’t matter the reasons, just know that she has them.
>>42455607I love witches. I’m actively looking for a witch GF.
>>42457899>99See….
>>42455607Talk to her about what she thinks of God and Jesus Christ—does it make her uncomfortable, does she twist the words of Scripture, or does she discourage you from praying and believing in God? "By their fruits you will know them."In my humble opinion, there is no such thing as a “good witch”; every form of witchcraft involves consorting with evil forces. Even if, in theory, they help you heal, you are not asking the Holy Spirit for grace, but rather evil spirits who take on the guise of good ones, only to eventually lead you astray.No woman, no matter how exceptional or wonderful she may be, is worth bringing God’s wrath upon yourself. One day your soul will leave your body, taking with it the sins of your body, because you lusted after the wrong woman. Many people do not care about you or your well-being; they only want to lead you astray. I’m serious—ask the Holy Spirit for the grace of wisdom and intuition, and then observe her behavior and the consequences closely.
>>42457913>blah blah blah I'm a dirty tranny
>>42457929>tranny even doe no tranny would ever be christianyou are beyond retarded. Faggot.
>>42455607Lucky mfer. Enjoy your humblebrag I guess.Maybe you deserve it after dealing with cancer.
>>42457937There are 4 at my local church, try again. I scare them a bit.
Há pessoas que fazem esse tipo de merdas em todo o lado. Sinceramente, se eu fosse a ti metia-me no caralho, bruxaria pode ser interessante e engraçado mas vai deixar uma mancha na tua alma que dificilmente consegues tirar... Consegues explicar melhor o tipo de coisas que ela ou pessoas que ela conhece fazem? Não sei onde moras mas na minha zona havia muitas macumbas e bruxarias dessas a acontecer todos os dias. Essas merdas mancham o sítio e destroiem a harmonia energética dos lugares.
>>42457977Let's see, OP started a thread, in English. All replies until yours are in also in English. What does that tell you? Then there is your post. Your post is not in English, not even broken English. Now, call me crazy but wouldn't it make sense to post a reply to an OP in the same language as the OP?
>>42457996you must accept that other can and will communicate wether you understand it or not... You can translate it and reply in english and I will gladly reply in English but I feel it makes no sense in talking to my compatriot in a language other than our own
OP here>>42457913>>42457886Thank you for your support and advice I apreciate it alot>>42457913Yes I am a bit worried about that, she feels a bit unconfortable when I talk about Jesus but I feel like she is not a bad person and I truly believe she did leave behind evil forces. But to be honest I am a bit unconfortable with her "good" witchcraft. >>42457977Hm diz que pessoas que conhecia faziam rituais satanicos ao oculto, diz que até ja viu até um anagrama num terreno. Diz tambem que a malta que fez pactos são os donos das maiores empresas daqui da zona.
>>42458013Pá tens que ter cuidado então, pessoas corrompidas há em todo o lado mas a verdade é que não podes deixar que te corrompam a ti também. Se gostas mesmo da miúda tenta puxar por ela para se endireitar mas acho que ela não te vai ouvir, as pessoas quando se misturam neste tipo de cenas têm sempre a tendência de racionalizar tudo o que fazem e escodner-se da realidade dos efeitos que eles próprios sentem.
>>42455607They got pills man. You don't even need to see a doctor.
>>42458013yeah no problem, also it might help to realize it’s gonna be like this with any woman until you resolve your internal issues with your own body’s functionality. sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t - the important thing is to make it “not a problem”. take ownership of your body and really investigate what you’re attracted to, study what fetishes, certain moves, physical features, etc that make your dick hard every single time. then, know that those emotions can be applied to physical activity with almost any person if you’re even slightly attracted to them. it is totally ok to think of other people (i.e. what you normally fap to) while experiencing physical intimacy with another person, and in fact they will likely be willing to fill that role if you tell them a little about it. if you’re not afraid to try a little practical magic, try this exercise:>go to fap>pick something that really turns you on>can be a normal go-to or something more exotic>think about it happening with your gf >finish and forget about itmeet up with your gf, and when you start being intimate, don’t say ANYTHING about what you fapped to, or even what you want to happen. even if she asks you, say you’re already enjoying yourself and just “going with the flow”. then pay close attention to what *she* wants to do with/to you. if this exercise was done correctly, *she’ll* suggest exactly what you fapped to without you saying a single word about it.important note: be careful and don’t fap to weird shit if you don’t want it done to you next time you guys hang out. also don’t let on that it’s exactly what you wanted, this is how they can get power over you
>>42455607OP is an old person with cancer. His dick doesn't work either. Let's make fun of him.
>>42455607Congrats I guess, life sounds good.
>>42458133>being a 50 yo cancer pateint with ED is goodI disagree with you
Modern witchcraft is an empowerment LARP to begin with
>>42457929post all ur ashley anon
>>42455607You have stagefright and you, like many men, missed your chance to learn and be comfortable with sex with during your teens and were expected to automatically know this dance of life as an adult.It takes comfort and sensuality.You will need significant coaxing or repeated tries before you finally overcome it.That said you shouldn’t fuck a witch. They are literally walking hexes and their bodies are doomed to become cursed and fall. There is a chance she’s around you still specifically because of the energy of humiliation you release when you aren’t able to get it up.
>>42455607You can do better, king. Witches hate men, even the "good" ones
>>42455607Anon... lol... your girlfriend is a fucking autist.The occult isn't about communing with spirits and doing spells.Its about using human flaws against each other.Its about exploiting habit to imprison people in repetitive loops that serve you. Its about being so good at language you can wield words like knifes.About making those standing still, run away.About forcing your will over someone weaker.These bird-brained edge lord femoid "witchy wiccans" wouldn't know shit from shat about real spiritual warfare and black "magic".Real magic is starting a cult. The cult members are your prey, the victims of the magic. The magic is what you do to them to get them to follow you.
>>42455607let me guess, your gf is a teen. they are only ones 31 yo virgins hunts.
Go see a good doctor. There's lots of good meds for limp dicks. I know in my case, after a certain age, it just doesn't work like it used to. But I still have hope! XD
Get a big bag of Blue Chew and go to town on that witch ass
>>42458401Go back to Crystal Cafe you walled hag
>>42457941is the said local church protestant per chance?
>>42458491You do mean Crystal Lake? Beautiful place. How far is it from Long Beach?
>>42458513It's 4chan for the even more retarded (women).
>>42458491said the pedophile
>>42458732Foids like you make that term meaningless lmao
>>42455607>I only thought that was going on in America and maybe big cities in Europe, Not in some nowhere rural area in PortugalIf anything, it's more common in rural Europe. Real religious movements, at least. Especially in Germany, the Nordics, and across the British Isles.
>>42456073Poast em sweetcheeks
>>42458008OP is probably british tbdesuBased regardless.
>>42458076This. So much this. OP, just do this. The confidence of getting it done will make you never be soft again. Unless it's cause of the chemo, but there's pills and if you beat cancer who cares if you gotta swallow one to get it up. Do your thing, enjoy, don't overthink it. Godspeed
