1998 edition>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>255236
This chanko is decent. Kind of exactly how I thought it'd be desu. The stock plus onions sauce adds a ton of flavour.
Have any of you actually tried sumo wrestling
>>256104I do stuff like this sometimes.
>>256104No but I've watched fat men fight.I'd actually be up for joining an amateur sumo club. I imagine it being sort of like Fight Club where it's just dudes just exerting themselves to get it out of their system, minus the part where people break each other's faces apart.
KUSANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Kusa, yes!
>>256106I've tried it recently, it's really fun
Futaslophttps://youtu.be/nQsY0xSLaO4?si=CVMdI48Ht6CPF-3i
>の>ノ>乃Rank them in order of shikona kino. Shikino, if you will.
>>256113ノ>の>之>乃
>>256112Shunta has nice hair.
>>256112Good to see Nabatame hasn't lost his power, even if that's two month old video. Also Roga giving his chest to Sandanme shitters is just a humiliation ritual lmao, none of them got close. I guess he only recently got that mawashi and is breaking it in? Never seen a silk mawashi used in training before.
>>256116>he only recently got that mawashi and is breaking it inCorrect. Common practice for a new one.
Speaking of mawashi I don't like Onosato's new darker blue one. The emerald one he uses on tour looks nice.
>>256104Yes! I went to one of Konishiki’s touring events. My wife paid the extra bit so I could fight one of the guys after all the exhibition stuff. I took it autistically serious and ate like crazy for months leading up to the event. Went from my normal 178 to 199 in like 4 months (fat and muscle, please don’t bully). It’s a real chore to eat so much.>day of event>first two guys klutz around and get tossed>pick who you want to fight>pick the heaviest dude who also won the exhibition tournament >hit him as hard as I possibly can at the tachiai>genuinely push him back a couple steps>real momentum stops>try to trip him, no fucking way. It was like a tree>try to work an arm in>get katasukashi’d, flipped and spun 180It was a really great time and I got pictures with all the guys afterwards
>>256123Sorry, don’t know why it uploaded sideways.
>>256123Lol lmao you got put to your place jonidan man
>>256124because you're low IQ
>>256123Based. Absolute unit.When I do amatuer sumo it's against other novices so really fun.
>>256104I tried to get some of my judo buddies to do it with me, but they didn't want to.
>>256104Coach ran sumo drills for linesmen back in high school, but I've never been in a real bout, even amateur.
>>256127would have been funnier if your image was sideways too
>>256064osaka is the rowdiest stadium too. it should be good
>>256138the keks after dan pwns horseyru again are going to be deafening
Tochi's restaurant is openJap basedboys can now go to le foreign restaurant to have le authentic novelty foreign slop
I would eat at Orgian Ho.
restaurant gonna go out of business cause all the Georgians in Japan are massively dieting
>>256142looks sloppy
>>256145Georgia is a poorfag country so their food is necessarily going to be slop.
>>256145I'd chanko that nabe.
Any bold banzuke predictions?
>>256150Hoshoryu will be listed at the top right.... in bold.
Maybe I'll remember to make a bingo card this time, though obviously not until the banzuke is out.Here's what I have so far:>Yoshinofuji gets another kinboshi>Uchimuso>Shimpan bowling>Tom #1 makuuchi fights>Blood>Torinaoshi>Fusen>Rare kimarite>Playoff>Loss to Juryo>Gyoji falls over
>>256153cushion throwing should be automatic win
>>256155With the kinboshi printers we have right now? No way.
>>256150roga won't change rank
>>256148
>>256155osaka zambutons are nailed to the floor and celebratory throwers are subject to execution. I don't know why the jsa is trying so hard to kill the tradition, but they are
>>256153You could swap blood for Oho's cut re-opening.
>>256158Roga going 7-8 sounds like a bingo square.
>>256116>just a humiliation ritual lmao, none of them got closewhy is this, is it that they are skipping leg day too much or more technique? roga looked like he was just messing with ten year olds
>>256168Most rikishi aren't naturally strong and don't try very hard because they're content to live in fatso daycare. What you're seeing is fat losers get exposed. Roga's last weigh in was 156kg which isn't even that heavy all things considered.
>>256123Nice
>>256170>and don't try very hard because they're content to live in fatso daycareFutagoyama losers are guilty of that far more than the denizens of most stables are. Futagoyama is a joke stable, only trash would agree to go there.
If I were to join a stable it wouldn’t be futogoyama it seems very sterile and autistic there. Somewhere like otake would be much better.
There is nothing humiliating about not being able to push Roga.
>>256182>Futagoyama is a joke stableFucking what? Three sekitori is not a joke stable.
>>2561891 sekitori
>>256190Mita and Nabatame are sekitori level and your irrational hatred of Futagoyama won't change that.
>>256188>Asakoryu, tired of being bullied in Makuuchi, takes it out on his stablemates
>>256191I don't hate them, you were just wrong.
>>256191sumo is littered with trash who can still barely manage to make juryo for two or three bashoes
>>256194Indeed.
>be 12 time champ yokozuna>open stable in tokyo>still no sekitori after 13 yearswhat went wrong?
>>256196Nothing wrong, bro. Everyone is smiling, bro. Aloha spirit!
>>256196He is doing his style of coaching
>>256199>He is doing his style of coaching
>>256200Maybe if he had coached Onosato he would have told Ono to bend his elbows.
>>256196Musashimaru could probably get diagnosed as brain damaged. Have you even heard the guy talk? I know he doesn't use English much these days but holy shit man:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNZr4OeuyrwAlso that Maezumo clip of him. Holy shit what ridiculous power.>>256202Onosato's dohyo-iri being so shit remains an enigma. I actually kinda like Hosh's desu. Can't wait until he gets so jaded and hurt that he gives the crowd that Akebono death stare.
>>256196dan jr will rise up and bring back the PIA era
I used to like Hoshoryu's dohyo-iri, but he's subtly changed it recently so that his arms are almost vertical when he does the chirichozu bit. I prefer when they stay horizontal.
>>256208
>>256208Hiradoumi must be so fucking sick of holding that sword.
>>256210He just imagines that it's a bone.
>>256211God I love that lil nigga. He got that dog in him.
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If the International Sumo Federation wants Sumo in the Olympics so bad why did they get so pissy about El-sefy celebrating those years ago at the World Games.If you want to preserve the Shinto religious aspects why in the world are you trying to make it an international sport.Who the hell is going to look at it as anything more than something funny Japanese people do if you insist on enforcing the Shinto religious values?I'm not saying Sumo has to be diluted, but if you want to be international, and god forbid in the Olympics, you have to dilute it obviously. I'm not the one saying it should be in the Olympics, the ISF is.Olympics is a reality TV show fundamentally, so of course in order to be in you need to have the winners cry and jump for joy as the coach rushes in to hug them and give them a flag to shake around. If you don't allow that its not even up for debate. And frankly even if the Olympics did allow that there's no way it would become international anyway.
>>256218international sumo is full of ruskis so it's not going to happen
>>256218>>256218>you need to have the winners cry and jump for joy as the coach rushes in to hug themNo one is trying to stop them from doing that. Just don't do a backflip on my heckin' dohyo, camelfucker. And definitely don't pull a Hakuho and completely chimp out over a decision that doesn't go your way. It's not hard.
>>256142Tochi is looking good.
>>256214Who the hell do you think will win March if not the big three?
>>256230Kirishima or Atamifuji.
>>256232Kirishitma is a bold pick. Atami is a suicidal pick. Great as he did last basho he didn't have to face many of the top guys, including:>Takayasu>Oho?>WMH>YoshiHe primarily plugged away at the M5-7 dudes. Sure he double 'boshi'd, but he also lost to both Ozeki. If he goes double digits he'll have had an incredible basho, but he sure as hell ain't winning it.
>>256230oho, he shat the bed in sanyaku again, time to get double digits.
banzuke doko?
>>256248Three day weekend.
>>256234Oho chads can he do it this basho? I thought last basho was his time to shine but other than beating Dan he didn’t look too good. Why can oho beat Dan but no one else? Will it ever be our day in the sun?
>>256251He will KK with double digits this basho, with win over Onosharto and Aonishiki
Oho is the new Shodai. He exists to ruin storylines.
>>256253him ruining kinbozo yusho was pretty kino
>>256254That was the basho where Shodai handed Hosh his 2nd loss and everyone thought the rope run was over. Hiradoumi simply made everyone nod in agreement.
its out
onokatsu is at m6w for the 3rd basho in a row with 7-8
OUR HEROES
>4-11 Ichiyamamoto M1e -> M6ewtf even is this. All of 2025 Ichi had insane banzuke luck. I like him, but cmon. Also Ura with 4-11 went from M2e to M8e. Why ????Fucking Takanosho with 5-10 went from M3e to M4w LMAOOOOOO
>>256264sometimes i wish they took in results from the previous basho and tried to equalize the rankings. takanosho still in the joi after two 5-10s from komusubi is pretty stupid.
>>256264>Ura with 4-11 went from M2e to M8e>Takanosho with 5-10 went from M3e to M4wi get that they factor in strength of opponents but that's ridiculous
>>256230>the big threeHorseryu isn't part of any "big three" or any other sort of superlative group. As things currently stand in sumo, there is one big guy and that guy is Dan.
>>256267>there is one big guyexcuse you
>>256268>le 10-5 faceonly a kwab would lose as many as 5 in makuuchi and imagine how little hinkaku you'd have to posses to lose that much as a yokozuna
My dick throbbing thoughts>Atami making his Sanyaku debut fuck YEAH>WTK beating Yoshi to M1e is questionable>The Ultimate Manlet at M2e fuck yeah>Goshima making his Makuuchi debut fuck yeah>Holy shit they actually demoted Roga on 7-8?!?!?>Enho at only Ms4e? Fuck outta here>Okaryu is so close to Sekitori come on my dude you can do it
>>256151He was right!
Is Ura unironically the best pick for mid-maegashira? No-one else there seems likely to do better than 8-7, while Ura at least has a chance at 9, assuming last bash was a fluke.
>>256275the problem is ura blows his knees out trying to be spiderlard
>>256269He had single digit wins as an ozekiZak tier
How far will Takahara make it? He seems like too much of a manlet
>Fujiryoga in makuuchiMy ugly bastard :)
Wait Hakunofuji is 3 ranks below Takanosho despite them being at m3w and m3e with the same score. They hate his ass.
Atami making it to sanyaku brings tears to my eyes, hope he can get a KK.
>>256285It was either that or overpromote Abi and Kotoshoho.
>>256287the problem is thay they DID get overpromoted by being ahead of Hakunofuji.
>>256288Nah, more like Onokatsu and Oshoma should have dropped. Oh well. Don't get hurt next time.
Are they factoring in previous under and over promotions/demotions in this time? I can't see why else they'd give Kinbozo -8 on a 4-11 except that he's a combined 18-27 over three basho but has only gone -5.
well, he made it to sanyaku finally
>>256302>Yes, I'm taking all these meatballs>What are you gonna do about it, bitch?
>>256301They are factoring the general mood around a given rikishi on /sp/ and /xs/. We kept calling him Kinbozo and the committee acted accordingly
>>256304Then explain to me why Roga was demoted on 7-8. That's not what's meant to happen. Also WTK being put above Yoshi is fucking wild. Everything below the Sanyaku is a complete clownshow this banzuke.
>>256305The new guy making the banzuke was told to put Kusano over WTK but he's such a newfag he didn't know what to do when he didn't find Kusano on the list
>Enho is injured againJust find him a non-sumo job, he's never getting elder stock
>>256263FUARKKKKK
>>256311very traditional
>>256309Man what the fuck
>>256309Why does he even bother anymore?
>>256309Holy shit did a Futagoyama rikishi really ruin Enho's entire career by winning that 6-0 match?>>256263Fujinokawa is going to be pronounced dead in the dohyo after either his Onosato or Hoshoryu match and the crowd are going to go fucking wild. Godspeed you mad cunt.
>watch new Chris video>get to part hyping up Fujinokawa's career high>clip is him getting picked up like a baby with legs flailing and put outsidedamn this feels like a malicious choice, Chris didn't have any other clips?kek I think we know who one of those rikishi who wasn't "nice" to him was
>>256329Enho was already injured when he fought Nobehara.>>256309source? I haven't seen anything
>>256304Dan was underpromoted, he should be at least one rank above HorseSHITryu
>>256309Letting manlets in the to JSA is terrible idea. Sumo is a big man's sport, manlets aren't psychologically capable of participating effectively in the sport's management. The whole deal with Keisho becoming skinny is already bad enough, but at least he used to be a big guy, Enho never was so he can never understand what it means to be huge and what big guys experience.
>Asahifuji going +111 on 7-0How is this fair???
>>256338He only had 1 difficult match the entire basho, the rest were him gently walking the newbies and old men.
>>256336I'm fine with the occasional manlet for that exact reason. It's nice to have a visual showcase of why sumo is a big man's sport, to avoid feeling complacent about the typical maegashitter's abilities.
>>256340Yeah, Enho is OK in the tsukkomi role in the ring, someone has to lose every match, but you don't want a guy like that in management.
Dan was the only guy in upper sanyaku who earned a promotion on the newest banzuke.
>>256347Why is he blushing? Is he drunk on OZEKI sake?
>>256349Because he just made his Sanyaku debut.
>>256336I give zero fucks about their size, it's about skill and winning.
>>256342You are a complete retard. Fuck off and watch soccer or some other gay shit already.
>>256351Being huge is a skill. The ability to consume and digest 10,000 calories during the day when you only burned 8,000 is a skill. Just look at Onosato, dude is a big winner and he has two moves. Enho is a manlet with an eating disorder and he is probably gay too. He doesn't have skills, if he had skills then he'd be good like Onosato. People who like manlets do so because they see themselves as oppressed losers, it effeminate behavior.
>>256353If you're gonna bring up an outlier Yokozuna please talk about Chiyonofuji or Harumafuji.>Enho is a manlet with an eating disorderHey man he just doesn't like rice.>and he is probably gay tooAlright I got nothing on that he do be kinda zesty.>He doesn't have skillsFuck off, anyone even close to the joi at that size has mad skills. What next? You gonna talk shit about Fujinokawa?
>>256349>Why is he blushing?Japs think Europeans are always flushed.
Eastern Europeans are over-represented at the World's Strongest Man competitions. Consider that while wondering why a Ukrainian kid on steroids is able to shove fatsos around so easily.
>>256356They inject them directly into his brown patch, where he stores it for use later in the ring
Anyone got the webm of the Atami stride as he entered for the last playoff?
>>256354how do you grow up in Japan and not like rice?sounds like a disgrace
>>256338>How is this fair???Because that's what usually happens.
>>256361He has an eating disorder, its a common psychological problem people get. it started when he was young trying to assert himself in power struggles over food with his parents by refusing to eat and later on he decided to reject rice because its the stable food of Japan, so he is trying to assert authority over Japanese society by rejecting rice. And the only thing he got out of his assertiveness is he ended up as a manlet and failure, he is a living embodiment of how not to lead your life. Good decent people in Japan eat rice
>"Japanese psychology is such that we root for smaller people." - 66th Yokozuna WakanohanaI'm so sick of this rage baiting faggot who thinks height is self-determined. Height gives you a head start, but skill and perseverance make you a true champion.
>>256364Dan be like>Woah, he was under Akebono, I should model myself after thisBro everyone was under Akebono lmaoooo
>>256364Its easy to confuse people who enjoy being surprised on the rare occasions manlets like enho win with actual support for manlets.
The dohyo was silent except for the distant murmur of the crowd. Hōshōryū had just completed his ceremonial steps when a gleaming sword, a ceremonial prop, slipped from the bearer’s hands. Time seemed to stretch. The sword clattered across the clay dohyo—and in a surreal, horrifying instant, Kinbōzan Haruki stumbled backward, and the impossible happened.Chaos erupted. Wrestlers scrambled, attendants shouted, but in this world, where the rules of reality bend for the macabre, Dr. Frankenstein—hidden among the audience in a long coat—sprang into action. With lightning crackling across the dohyo, he moved with surgical precision.Machines whirred, wires snapped into place, and Kinbōzan’s head was reunited with his body. Sparks flew as electricity coursed through the veins, and for a tense heartbeat, nothing happened. Then, slowly, Kinbōzan stirred. His eyes flickered open, alive again, but there was a strange stiffness in his movements. The crowd gasped, unsure whether to cheer or flee.“Back in the ring… but not quite the same,” Dr. Frankenstein muttered, a mix of triumph and unease in his voice. Kinbōzan stood, slightly jerky but upright, his sumo mawashi glinting under the arena lights. He raised a fist, not in ritual, but in eerie acknowledgment of a second life.From that day forward, the dohyo would remember not only the strength of its wrestlers but the day science and horror danced on clay, and Kinbōzan Haruki became a legend… both alive and something otherworldly.
>“Back in the ring… but not quite the same,”
>>256359
>>256378Was it autism?
>>256378can you add some camera shake each time he steps
>>256379Probably. My turn to request Atami doing that breath holding thing like inflating himself big and round.>>256380No, can you?
>>2561244chan strips exif data from images, which is what your phone uses to set the orientation of the picture in your camera app. You need to re-rotate it on your pc before posting.
>>256369kuso ai
