Last Thread >>8913842"Horse Racing Anime Girls" editionNo Animal Genitalia (Specifically Dogcock Futa), Slob, Inflation, Fart, Grotesque artIf you want that - post somewhere elseNo AIPlease keep the drama/arguing/pedantry to a minimum, and don’t take the bait.
>>8943254
MOONRUNES. DRAW MORE RENITY LEWDS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS.
>>8943588sure
>>8943588And here I thought slavery got outlawed.Yous his bitch now sucka
>>8944007Can you draw her shitting her pants?
>>8944022$500
>>8944007oh cool ::::)
>>8944024Every man has a price
Aradia but she's having post sex cuddles with John and as she's saying this she starts circling around his butthole with one of her fingers
>>8944139
>>8943588im not moonrunes unfortunatley but maybe thisll hold you off till hes got some free time
GRK GRK! Amirite? :D
saw some posts on tumblr about how the trailer for the pilot shows rose looking annoyed/disapproving towards john rather than amused by his goofy shenanigans, and whether that meant they were going to be tweaking early interactions so as to not show rose being seemingly affectionate or flirtatious towards john (or dave) in order to hold steady the rosemary agenda
>>8944167Thank you TriYou're just as cool.
can we get some nepeta love?
>>8944954the very notion makes me feel like im burning in acid
>>8945110if nepetalover asks...
>>8945147this is cuteyou do this anon?
>>8945148nah, It's from a fellow anon. I can't draw for shit. Here's another from a different guy,
>>8944185How many members you got?
>>8946251Stop advertising for the shill please
you and i should grow our pubic hair
Potentially hot squid???
Happy 8/16 to all the Hyper Vriska Fans out therehttps://files.catbox.moe/xweznn.jpeg
>>8947104Zoidberg
>>8947104>Nurse squid>Tentacle handjobs>Tentacle assplayMUH
>>8947104That’s literally just Rose’s eldritch princess doll brought to life and dressed up as a nurse
live laugh love davepetasprite^2
>>8947827Yes
>>8947892Hell no. The real davesprite it out there, still alive, tiny and floating through paradox space. Davesprite erasure I cannot condone when he is the best iteration of Dave by far. Instead of giving davesprite an actual ending to his ARC, Hussie just slammed two characters who have barely interacted together and expects us to believe that somehow 'self-actualized' him. It's the character assassination equivalent of smoke and mirrors and we all are expected to go along with it. Davepeta is a glaring reminder of how lazy and rushed Hussie got with act 6. okay unnecessary rant over. #justiceforarealnigga
>>8947931Fuck offRead the thread rules
>>8947956>>8947931someone edit to a normal dick
>thread ruleskeep yourself safe you king gg
>>8947956I think you'll find you're the only one who cares.
>>8948081Nah I also care
>>8948128Why do you care?
>>8948146Because the OP says so
>>8948081"I think you'll find" you're a tool. It's not wanted here, maybe you should find somewhere else.
>>8948154You're a slave to arbitrary letters in the OP?
>>8948169I want it here and my opinion is as valid as yours.
>>8948175The beauty of 4chan is you can always make another thread - this one: no dog cock. The one you make: go for it. Just don't expect anyone to use it.
>>8948183You don't get to make up arbitrary rules, sorry. I mean, we've been around this bend about 413 times now.
>>8948174I agree with the OP>>8948213>You don't get to make up arbitrary rules,Threads are allowed to police their content, or do you go around posting futa in threads that say NO FUTA or AI in threads that say NO AI or gay in ones that say NO GAY. The rules are not arbitrary or would you be okay with homestuck fart porn to be posted in this thread too despite the rule saying not to. Why should dog futa be allowed in a thread saying no dog futa
>>8948217Those are not enforceable rules, but requests.
>>8948222>>8948213Stop trolling the thread and get over it already. You're posting off-topic stuff
>>8948304I'm truly sorry to inform you that Homestuck is on topic.
>>8948336dog dick isnt on topic, just make a new thread its not that hard
>OP says no animal genitalia>thread has animal genitaliaWhat is this shit?
>>8948351You know what would be a lot easier? Hiding the post you don't like.
>>8948379yk what would be even easier? reading the rules
>>8948413Actually that would objectively require more activity than not reading the rules.
>>8948128Imagine the grimbark heat...
>>8948728Such a fun concept
>>8948728>>8948763God I love prospitcest.
sometimes i wake up and remember that i have to share oxygen with retards who like jade
>>8950264nobody /likes/ jade. they just like their hallucination of jade
>>8950276the life of jade is a sad and lonely one....
>>8944768>>8944769Artist?
>>8950276That's how fiction works anon, the characters aren't real.
>>8950264You will warm up to Jade, it is a rite of passage for the new and veteran Homestuck fan.
>>8950276The issue with Jade is that there's like... 7 different competing headcanons of her that all exist within the popular fanon space (mostly because she's kinda just inoffensively there for most of the story) and they're all in opposition to each other. Unlike Damara. There's only 1 Damara hallucination of relevance out there and it's a pretty good one for smut
>>8950655What are all the jades? I need to collect them all
>>8950655the seven chaos jades allow you to turn into super anon at the cost of 50 grist
>>8950641i have literally been on this ride since the flash beta and jade ranks among the beforus trolls when it comes to how much of a shit i give about her
>>8951638What are you, the guy who named John Egbert?
>>8950264You like Homestuck, you're not better than anyone.
>>8953334skimmed this guy's page looking for more and my god he churns out art like nobody's business
minami porn in the big 2025
Boom
my sexy boy
>>8954366I exploded
>>8954457don't post aishit here
>>8954418lanque is peak, fuckers hot af
>>8954477how do you intend to enforce a fake rule like that
>>8954818by posting actual good art? lmao ai threads exist for a reason
always with the drama here i don't get itmaybe if people were less faggoty about making thread "rules" there wouldn't be so much discourse about them
>>8954859Maybe if people could read and weren’t cunts…It’s obvious that >>8954818 and >>8947931 is the same whiney loser, who seems to take it personally when asked not to do something (bet they love running into traffic too). The easiest solution is for the one shitting up the thread to go somewhere else.
>>8955142best for whom? the person shitting on the table wants attention, and gets attention, why would they leave?You want to punish them, but you can't, and scolding them gets filtered through the internet until all they receive is the attention they desired.
>>8955375Vriska should be flat and pathetic
going on a nice date with kanaya and you walk her back to her apartment and you can tell she wants to invite you in but she also mentioned over dinner that she was newly divorced so you don't want to put any unnecessary pressure on her so you tell her you had a great time and you want to see her again. she agrees and gives you a little kiss on the cheek and you go home.
>>8955462kanaya drunk calling you at 3am to cry about her divorce for the third time this week
>>8955466you go over to her place to make sure she doesn't accidentally hurt herself (and to throw all the liquor bottles away [where does all this liquor keep coming from])
>>8955473insert the biggest ugly crying maryam herethere's merely a shot glass half empty on the table, kanaya sucks at resisting alcohol
>>8955475i am actually out of solo kanaya pics which is a shameshe grew on me a lot more on my second readthrough, at least until the rosemary shit on the meteor happens and then she's just kind of a nothing character
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>>8955497
>>8955499
>>8955500
>>8955492i like kanaya all around shes fun but its a classic hussie move of "oops honey nore more development for you i gotta write more caliborn while sucking vriskas big fat narratively important nuts"
>>8955501
>>8955502i genuinely do consider myself lucky that i became attached to characters like rose and vriska who maintained their relevancy (to their detriment, admittedly, for the latter) and didn't turn out like some poor sucker who fell for, fucking, like, nepeta or something.
>>8955506or feferi or eridan or equiushussie just made a quarter of the trolls not get any factual development and then killed them off
>>8955507Weirdest one for me is Aradia She's a character that has had relevancy even at the end but her character arc ended so long ago that she's just here for the ride She adds nothing yet she's always there but it doesn't make me mad
>>8954825How does you "posting actual good art" enforce a made-up rule? That doesn't make any sense.
Yeah I'd pick rose.She's cool
>>8955615i have never been more down bad for a fictional character in my entire life, honestly
>>8955615rose has a way with words that could seduce literally anyone ngl
>>8955378she is.
>>8954729would do anything for more porn of him, hes objectively top 5 sexy homestuck boy
>>8955626Rose has a way without words too
>>8955620>>8955626I blame Mom Lalonde for how Rose turned out.All spooky and sexy and shit...
>>8955615I prefer roxy
>>8955657Rebellious teens will always try to turn out the opposite of what their parents are
shame this guy had a mental breakdown and/or got chased off the internet because i fucking love the way he drew rose
>>8955674>fucking love the way he drew rose... very mannish and with a broken wrist??
>>8955690if thats the way you see it i guess
>>8943588Sorry for the wait, Anon. Got busy
>>8955652god fr, i need more lanque id fuck the shit out of him no joke
>>8955673You think she does that with anyone when shes drunk ...
>>8955745rose or mom? either way, the answer is yes.if you go over to the lalonde residence while mom lalonde is drunk, you're not leaving that house without a sloppy handy at minimum.and there is not a single person on that meteor rose did not fuck when she was sloshed.
>>8955748God dam everyone in that meteor was fucking
>>8955745Yes but Rose gets targeted the mostNo wonder she knows how to eat pussy so well, she learned from the best
>>8955754I can't believe mom trained Rose the best
>>8955756She'll be damned if a daughter of hers doesn't know the Lalonde family gawk gawk 5000 technique
>>8955673Rose was asking for it!
>>8955770She really is a momma's girl
>>8955671As the Muse of Space, she is capable of giving anyone giant bazonkas. Anyone except herself.
>>8955939She can only work with what she has
>>8956002
>>8956004Honestly, I'd take the damara playboy bunny any day
>>8956004small/flat girls in bunny suits are EROTIC
>>8954047Oh my god, finally! What a great day to be alive.
>>8955142Nah, I'm only one of those posts. I've only been posting Roxy in this thread. Futa is gross.
>>8955716Wow nice stuff
>if you fuck Jade Harley it sounds like fucking Tails the Hedgehog
>>8956677Finally, I can combine both my fetishes
>>8955716Stealthy delivery
I should draw my friends fantroll.She's got FAT fucking tits
>>8956677the hedgehog?
>>8956812tails the fox the hedgehog
>>8955142Your boogeyman detector is malfunctioning again. I don't defend nor attack AI content, I simply ignore it.
>>8956803Do it
>>8956803Hazlo.
>>8955716Sleepy Renity is oddly the sexiest one.So cute, so booby, wanna kiss her.
Imagine 2 actual balloons, dipped in soap water, and you're rubbing them against each other. Imagine the noise. That's likely what the action from this image sounds like
>>8957063>>8957064This looks like crap.
this one is an all time favorite hs comic
I have a crippling fetish for normal sized breasts
>>8957349Terezi - flat, pear assVriska - great tits, flat assAradia - pudgy, great everything Feferi - bimbo supermodel, everything's as big as it can be while staying perkyNepeta - underfed convention-goer, surprisingly good thighs Aranea - teacher body, hourglass with mature features Latula - great chest and ass, toned.Damara - surprisingly average body, gets by through sheer horninessMeenah - flat with fat ass, jiggles when she walksRose - small pointy breasts, most goes to thighs and assRoxy - big tits on a skinny bodyJane - FAT!!!Jade - normal tits but really toned legs and arms.
>>8957486Stupid balls
>>8957650
Haha lol Makin’s gonna get sued within the week
>>8958378For what?
>>8958378>honeybee professor frowing.gif
>>8958287>Low hanging low blood stomachHNNNNNGH
>>8958406Official brand-controlled Homestuck Discord just droppedIt’s corporate takeover of the fandom time
>>8958504they're really banking on this animated thing being some kind of fandom revival huhisn't it just a pilot? how much do you want to bet that after the pilot drops they have to crowdfund the rest of it
>>8958287I LOVE FAT BITCHEEEES????I FW BBWS!!!
>>8958378Good.
>>8957967lol
>>8958510If anyone falls for that after 10+ years of hiveswap "dev" they honestly deserve to lose all their money for being that fucking stupid. But I bet most of it is going to be kids being robbed which is kinda lame.
>>8958516
>>8959213
>>8959213>>8959219CHUBBY WOMAN!!!!??RAHHHHH!!!!
>>8959213lay off the grubsauce Vriska
utilis my beloved
>>8958510>>8959020I doubt it. Homestuck is a relatively big legacy property and the pilot has a tumblr celebrity caste. It will get professional investment as its success can be considered relatively safe if it can blow up. Given how popular homestuck once was. Its basically like a manga adaptation and those are successful all the time.
>>8959722>Its basically like a manga adaptation and those are successful all the time.Well depends on the manga Jump manga are gonna get a pretty good one but that all depends on the studio as wellChainsaw man's anime was a flop all things considered Smaller manga also can get an adaption but it getting successful depends on social media relevance
>>8959722where do I invest
>>8959777I have no idea spindlehorse is not publicly traded. Besides I did no research maybe you can find something if you dig
>>8959722It’s gonna be the Elf-san wa of manga adaptions
Sex in a thunderstorm, what would be the best kind of weather for fucking?
>>8960520There are three best kinds of weather for fuckingDuring a snow storm so you both have to get closer together and generate heatDuring the fall so you have the sight of the beautiful leaves to look at duringDuring spring time so you can fuck in a field outside like God intended
>>8959722>Homestuck is a relatively big legacy propertyNot anymore.
>>8960632"Relatively big" is up for interpretation. But the official discord server just got 10,000 members in a week, which I'd rate as a relatively big population.It's not the juggernaut it used to be, it's not breaking any records, but "relatively big" does not imply that.
>>8960973
>>8961802Original post with better quality https://x.com/starstar582807/status/1960703942548979830
>>8961884FinallyJane art that appeals to my fetishDon't like the face though
A squad of scouts belonging to the army of darkness zeroes in on an enemy stronghold.
Led by the trail of a Sultry Toxopholite.
You have finally reached a PROSPITIAN OUTPOST. You should report to a superior officer as soon as possible before you're reported as AWOL.Say, who's that hunk?
>>8962108>Sultry Toxopholite: seduce hunk to get important intelnah jk i think i remember this adventure from mspfa, should be continued
>>8962109>Sultry Toxopholite: seduce hunk to get important intelYou use your good old natural charisma to strike up some conversation with this... vascular... glass of water.He stares at you vacantly, appearing dimly aware of your advances.
You're startled by the belowing voice of the Artillery Reckoner. State your name and rank, maggot!
>>8962135ST: blowjob yourself out of this situation hoe-dini
Full image from the /co/ thread of Lily from Space Days
>>8962137> ST: blowjob yourself out of this situation hoe-diniIt's highly effective. AR is quite a lot bigger than the last prospitian you had to distract, but your throat doesn't seem to mind!
>>8962172ST: Don't forget the balls
>>8962148I've already said my thoughts on /co/ so I wanna ask, whats the deal with those jokes in Space Days? Was it necessary for the 12 year old to make an unintentional sex reference and for the other girl to imply that Cody is a pedo? Like, homestuck did jokes about the characters having sex and hussie talked about dave and rose having sex in that one doomed timeline but here its not Lily making the joke herself, its the writer making the jokes about her. It's just kinda iffy to me. I know you're not making Space Days but you're still working with Tridesert so idk. Good art though, I like it (despite it all)
>>8962173ST: make sure you swallow, make a face! gotta make sure AR is 101% convinced to let you go
>>8962177Only one of them is a joke the other is a crazy girlfriend who jumps to conclusions. Theres really nothing more to it. Skye is a problematic character so of course shes going to make problematic remarks.The other one is a joke about jumping on a trampoline, its naivety. Thats as deep as it goes really
>>8962193I suppose so
>>8962175You give his balls a good old bowling alley polish as well. It's a pleasant pallet cleanser.
You have successfully diffused the situation.
>>8962205>take victory sketch because phones dont exist
>>8962206>>take victory sketch because phones dont existYou don't have any paper, so you rip off a piece of lilypad. You scratch your moment of victory onto it using one of your arrows.
>>8962233ST: find superior officer for real this time, make sure you look good for him, cant report looking like a skank
>>8962177This is flawed logic>homestuck did jokes about the characters having sex and hussie talked about dave and rose having sex in that one doomed timeline but here its not Lily making the joke herself, its the writer making the jokes about her.Anon hussie is also making a joke about the characters having sex. Theres no difference. If anything, the homestuck kids having confirmed having sex is confirmed. This is a one off joke? What exactly is the issue here? Its all just writing in the end.
>>8962244>ST: find superior officer for real this time, make sure you look good for him, cant report looking like a skankNo need, you can just wait until this guy wakes up. You've already made a good first impression! Hold that thought, you think you hear some commotion outside.You definitely hear something alright. You ready your trusty bow and arrow before heading outside.
>>8962344Oh no! Dersite forces have the whole castle surrounded!
>>8962349!!!
>>8962350>you feel the heat of the blast on your carapace.>your clothes also feel the heat of the blast by completly burning to ash.
>>8962368>>8962369>>8962370You should go figure out where your life went wrong…
>>8962425I predicted you would say that
>>8962368>>8962369>>8962370Next time eat a salad
>>8962440-scout tf2
>>8962487>>8962488>>8962489why crop pictures they're tiny jpgs it's not like you're hitting the filesize limit
john egbert frantically jerking off to a barely-saucy candid downblouse picture he took of rose while she was fiddling with her webcam one day
>>8962999She's his server playerSo she can see him jerking it and see what picture he's looking at
>>8963021
>>8963006i envisioned this as being pre-sburb but that's pretty good too
>>8963027I mean he probably is still jerking off to it during the session
>CSP + LC: Attempt to recreate an iconic sex scene from the popular drama film, 'Requiem for a Dream.'
>>8963039realistically when would any of them (except for dave i guess) have time for whacking offhow long did the kids session last before they scratched it?
It looks like these girls are still going at it. Unsurprisingly, the Castaway is the first to yield as her world-renowned legs quickly turn to jelly.CSP, on the other hand, is not quite satiated.
>>8963184>CSP: Put your weary partner into the amazon position
>>8963184>LC: make small talk with CSP's other hole to make ammends for finishing first
>>8963180It lasted 24 hours in canon So maybe he had time to do it sometime when he was in his ever stacking house
not the best at art but im in the mood to draw some homestuck girls with big boobs and dick, anyone have any requests
>>8963227Requesting Chahut with a fat ass bending over and causing her pants to rip
>>8963227naked nannas big fat titties
>>8963233i should have mentioned i only really know the webcomic sorry
>>8963189>LC: make small talk with CSP's other hole to make ammends for finishing firstYou feel pressured to impress your new friend. You've always been kind of sensitive. You offer to help CSP finish.She insists that you keep the friendship apparatus inside your ass.
>>8963293
>>8963188>CSP: Put your weary partner into the amazon positionTalented as this trashy whore is with her tongue, you simply need far more girth to reach a climax. You place this quickshot cadet on her back as you mercilessly punish her shitter.
>>8963300>CSP: Give her the old titty twister
>>8963311>CSP: Give her the old titty twisterIf you're trying to make her cum again, its working.
>>8963323>LP: Assume most sexy victory pose posthaste since you clearly won this duel of sluttyness
Who the fuck is LP
>>8963348probs just LC
>>8963353Alas, LC has clearly lost this exchange. Unless the duel of sluttiness is a contest in who can be the most submissive and easily overwhelmed.CSP has clearly proven to have the more voracious sexual appetite, likely the culmination of centuries alone on a deserted earth, stimulated by the sexy teasing ladies on her novelty erotic playing cards.
>>8963381then...LC: pose in shameful defeat for not being skanky enough...?
i am quite fond of the autistic catgirl
>>8948081I care too. Dog cocks are not wanted here. There was another homestuck thread that allowed the trashier shit. Stop being lazy and go make another one.
>>8964390Nice edit
>>8963780What artist is that
>>8963177quasimodo predicted all this
>>8963227Requesting the handmaid with a nice dong, bonus points if she's with futa condy too.Or a futa mom + futa rose would be nice, or any of these solo.
>>8964606breedingduties
>>8963227Fuck it, I wanna see Terezi letting it all hang out. I want the tits to go all the way down to her elbows.
straightwashing, anybody?
>>8964752The dick is not on the right place but I'm all for it
>>8964752peak pav correction despite the weirdly positioned cock
>>8964752any suggestions for xeno pieces that need fixing?
>>8964771this one if you feel like literally replacing all 3 characters or just june
>>8964772or this one, plus dog dick fixing
based picks
>>8963325>CSP: Assume most sexy victory pose posthaste since you clearly won this duel of sluttynessHaving dominated your sexual partner in a most decisive way, you decide to strike a victory pose
>>8964805Oh wait. You said sexy.Here you go. You enjoy that.
>LC: Equip Double-ended DildoLC picks up the doublebarrel assblaster.
>>8964772>just junemaking john suck off terezi and vriska would be pretty based
>>8964808LC: this... is your BOOMSTICK
>>8964752john must be british because that sure is a cock-knee
>>8964772Lol, Lmao
>>8964808Have you uploaded this anywhere else?
>>8964853based
>>8964868It's mirrored on mspfa as alternate pooniverse
>>8964853Finally, fappable xenopavilia.
>>8964853unfathomly based, literally pav if it was good
>>8963780>replying two fucking weeks laterNobody gives a shit, especially from a nigger posting wax golems.
>>8965106>"it"based
>>8964752more like normalfagwashing
>>8966186if i lost 30lbs i would look like mituna here
>>8966310Who fucking asked
>>8966481
>looking for a new fanventure>ask the author if their fanventure is a whimsical or self serving>he doesn't understand>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is a genuine desire to tell a fun and engaging story and what is shameless narrative masturbation of someone intent on fixing what they see as broken>he laughs and says "it's a good fanventure, dude">read fanventure>nepeta is the main character
>>8966847but enough about nepetaquest
>>8966881praise be to the queen
New thread (that is actually searchable and also isn't trying to force dogcocks and AI Slop) >>8967000>>8967000>>8967000
>>8967011Sorry, first thread wins.
>>8963780LOL fags like you. when this thread dies im making a homestuck thread with complete dawg cock futa allowance and its gonna be the only hs thread for weeks on this board.
>>8967583
