Last Thread >>8943254No Animal Genitalia (Specifically Dogcock Futa), Slob, Inflation, Fart, Grotesque artIf you want that - post somewhere elseNo AIPlease keep the drama/arguing/pedantry to a minimum, and don’t take the bait.
The shoes are sorta killer here.
>>8967030>ai slop posted in the ai thread>decides to go into the non ai thread to post it againare ai tards this brain dead?
>>8967030quit throwing a tantrum and fuck off already. There's a dozen ai threads on the board, you even made your own thread to go post in - try staying there instead>>8967033he's a bitch and he's acting like one
>>8967033I thought this was the real thread
>>8967044just post to the ai threadyou look more and more retarded and incapable of reading with each response aifag
>>8967053Not this bitch again...
>>8967033>are ai tards this brain dead?i tried making a thread but then i got cooked because i've only ever made utg threads and didn't make the name the subject or whatever so now no one is gonna use it :(
>>8967069That's kinda a you problem. This thread doesn't take AI. You can use the one you made, try making another, or go another thread or website that does take AI. Or not post ai at all.
>>8967075yea i guess it is a me problem, but its a you problem too, since the ai poster is now present and posting, which is distinctly not me. had i not fucked the thread up it would have been the best way to shave off the ai posters, since that's how it worked in utg.
>>8967058the one with the boomstick: order submission from the white trasspasser at the threat of protitution
>>8967078>The person who went out of their way to remove the No AI from the OP is "definitely" not the person posting AIbro you're not slick quit acting like a faggot
>>8967058>>8967079I didn't know these threads allowed raceplay
>>8967097its not, i just wanted to make up a funny name for the propitian + reference that one trasspassers will be protituted" sign
>>8967088cant make this up idk
>>8967088you know its not them because this idiot put the thread topic as his tripname lmao
>>8967127okay well now i feel even dumber ffs
>>8967088Kafkatraps are for the weakminded.
>>8967127it's not a trip you touristand you can put them on and off easily. Anyone can. >>8967125this pic shows nothing aside from you continuing to be a faggot. >inb4 the (you)'sposting (you)'s or the lack there of has always been meaningless, and only done so by stupid or malicious people. 5 seconds in mspaint. So stop wasting the image limit. >>8967137 yeah it's totes a mind trap. I'm sure he removed the Dogfuta/AI rules in his thread by accident. That definitely tracks and the simple reason of "he did so because he wanted to post those things" is some sort of mind game. Fuck off loser
>>8967145>and you can put them on and off easily. Anyone can.yes, but this guy left it on without noticing
>>8967009hawt, who did this?
>>8967152The person who commissioned it kept their artist anonymous.
artist of >>8943255 ?
>>8967145There are multiple people who want to post things. That is the simple answer to your worthless agendaposting.
>>8967187cool bye >>8966881
>slopshitter keep being annoyingUnfortunate permanent reality for now
>>8967000Wwhich of the beta/alpha kids wwould of been good as bimbo bodied sea dwwelling goddesses?Jade comes to mind for me.Maybe a fem ver of john as a troll doe>>8967014Rare mspaint lewdy.>>8967145Nigger its a porn thread.
best purple right here
God these threads have been a mess, I’m all here for it.
>>8967393It certainly has been something
>>8967318Big clown lady
>>8967169looks like Lacryboy
>>8967408>>8967393Lokey love these pics
>>8967572I like rose with big tits and lips
>>8967034>tantrumWhat? Where did I do that?
>>8967079>the one with the boomstick: order submission from the white trasspasser at the threat of protitutionYou order this honkey to put 'em up, lest she suffer the consequences. She tries to point out that she was minding her own business in this giant Zardoz head a few seconds ago.
>>8967618>ST: Suck the barrel of that gunWhat do you think you are, some kind of lesbian? That's gross, and extremely dangerous!
>>8967621Okay fine.
>>8967618>right right right so how's about she tells your big beautiful shotgun buddy here just what she knows
>>8967622
>>8967624> good oral skills bro
>>8967623>>right right right so how's about she tells your big beautiful shotgun buddy here just what she knowsWhat she knows? She's the STOWAWAY TRICKS-TURNER. She USED to be the Sultry Toxopholite until you RUINED her life.You tell her you're pretty sure she ruined YOUR life. Your job was pretty easy before she showed up.
>>8967639>STT: ennact revenge now that she's distracted, settle this for once!
>>8967642>STT: ennact revenge now that she's distracted, settle this for once!ST is fine. While LC is distracted, you steal her shotgun and deal her face a senseless drubbing with the palm of your hand.
>>8967659
>>8967660>ST: inspect the not-shotgun thats now in your hand
>>8967616Fuck off shit eater. Go back to your containment thread.
>>8967660>porn fanventureImpressive
>>8967050I will post Homestuck images in the Homestuck thread. If there happens to be two threads, then I will use both. I'm causing no harm, and hostility will not get rid of me.
>>8968132This is the homestuck thread that doesn't allow AI. By posting AI you are being actively hostile, and are also being the aggressor. As always, you may move to the other thread, go to an AI thread, make your own thread where you can set what you want to post, or go something else. You are choosing to do the only option that's actively hostile here- you get that right? Don't pretend you're a victim - you're not. If you were posting fartfaggotry - even if it's homestuck fartfaggotry - you'd get shit on too. You are posting in the wrong place. Stop.
>>8968182You can tell a pajeet to not shit on the street, but its unlikely he'll listen
>>8967000>>8964648working on it
>>8968242That's so fucking cute
>>8968182By implementing rules that did not exist before exclusively for the purposes of censorship, you are, in fact, "the aggressor", and no amount of sophistry will excuse that.
>>8968482whats the point of having a thread that allows ai (or just going to the general ai threads) if you're just gonna tard out in the thread that DOESNT allow ai??like you have the other thread bro tf u pissing on everyone for
>>8968483There is no point in having two threads. We do not have the activity or the poster base to support two threads. It takes us three weeks to have a SINGLE thread. We've been over this.
>>8968484idfk then buddy, thread rules say no ai, anons dont like the slop and actively tell you to stopi think its safe to say people just dont like ai, go to ai general and post there it exists for a reason
>>8968488The rules say no such thing.You see anon, these are the actual rules:https://www.4chan.org/rulesThe things you say in the OP are not enforceable. They are only requests, to create an intended form for your thread's shape. They are not strict, the moderators do not have to comply. Posters are free to ignore them, without punishment, much like the way you are ignoring the "Please keep the drama/arguing/pedantry to a minimum" with your unrelenting need for pedantry and argument.
>>8968491coolenjoy getting shat on by the thread man ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>8968494It's a Homestuck thread, you get shit on for posting an image where Nepeta's hat isn't on model. If you're not here for that, you'd've left a long time ago.
>>8968502for what purpose do you post these images if no one else wants it here? if you already make em for yourself, keep em to yourself, you posting them is only a net negative to the thread as a whole, yet has no negative repercussion to you if you keep them to yourself
>>8968506I'm not the AI poster. I just don't approve of censorship in general. But the argument that "no one else wants it here" is an unproveable one, and why I call you a sophist. If someone pipes up and says they do want it here, you will accuse them of samefagging (kafkatrap). Do you not see how easy it is to spin that on you and say you are the only one who DOESN'T want it here, and call you a threadcop? I don't use such rhetoric because it's intellectually lazy.
>>8968508>I don't use such rhetoric because it's intellectually lazy.
>>8968508im actually a different user and just bored lol, i dont really care, i like AI stuff, not get too pressed on the internet, most people are just larping
>>8968516I will now proceed to jack off over owning you.
>>8968517*don't get too pressed
>>8968518idfk who you are just think speaking like that sounds nerdy af lmao
>>8967000Would rose be into pegging?
>>8968658Oops
>>8967660END OF ACT 1
>>8968700BEGIN INTERMISSION
>>8968702You are the GOON KING. You are presently entertaining your ROYAL HAREM COURT, which of course constitutes a roster of INDISCRIMINATELY LICENTIOUS WHORES.You are a growing boy, and you have a big day ahead of you. You intend to host an EXCELLENT FEAST, find some time to visit your ROYAL LABORATORY, and of course, have sex with some of these sluts.What will you do?
>GK: host an EXCELLENT FEAST, find some time to visit your ROYAL LABORATORY, and of course, have sex with some of these sluts.What, like... All at once..? You guess you could do that, but it doesn't really sound all that fun. Besides, I'm trying to do a clever setup over here. Throw me a bone.
>>8968768GK: Make one of the whores throw a coin to decide your destiny
>>8968785>GK: Make one of the whores throw a coin to decide your destinyYou summon your most loyal and tragically disfigured concubine to resolve your crisis of inaction.
>>8968832Call it, my liege!Uh, you guess it should be heads for the banquet hall, since you eat with your head? And tails for the lab, since fucking around with science is a pain in your ass.
>>8968834Of course, both sides were heads all along. Just that one of them was scratched. You've seen The Dark Knight, right?
>>8968837You make your way to the banquet hall in no time at all. The result was hardly a disappointment, owing to the fact that your fat ass is always hungry.Egads, could it be? Is that your beloved queen consort on the other side of that PRIZE PIG?
>>8968843It is! You love fucking whores, but you especially love fucking the whore you married.
>>8968845GK: Proceed to rank your whores in a list as you eat, a healthy mind is an occupied one
>>8968870> GK: Proceed to rank your whores in a list as you eat, a healthy mind is an occupied oneRank your whores? You could never! They are all equally precious to you. Ranking your whores would be like asking you to choose your favourite child. It's inconceivable!
>>8968892But if you had to...TWO-FACED SLUT is easily S-tier.THE BITCH OF SPACE is A-tier, with THE COURT WIZARD right behind her. Forbidden fruit is often the sweetest...In B-tier is MAID OF PUSSY AND ASS, and THE VIRGIN.Followed by the CATSLUT in C-tier.And the regular old bog-standard whore in D-tier.
>>8968897>Your mind is now active and running, you should go to the laboratory and do your... laboratory things... what is it that you do there again?
>GK: Lovingly drip melted candle wax on Queen Whore’s face. You tenderly place your Queen on her back and let the nearby candle drip its creamy ichor onto her face. She's beginning to look more like your beloved disfigured whore already.
>>8968901>>Your mind is now active and running, you should go to the laboratory and do your... laboratory things... what is it that you do there again?You get your COURT WIZARD to escort you to your laboratory in case you forgot how an appearifier works. Also, because some of these machines are quite large and she's a good bit taller than you.
>>8968918COURT WIZARD: do the actions that GOON KING requests and apearify some sick shit
>>8968918Come to fap stay for the writing
>>8968918COURT WIZARD: Before you do anything else, sit on GOON KING's cock.
>>8968930>COURT WIZARD: Before you do anything else, sit on GOON KING's cock.CW reminds his worship that she is a lesbian...
>>8968938>GK: order second lesbian for CW, you're feeling generous
>>8968943>GK: order second lesbian for CW, you're feeling generousYou summon the nearest lesbian.
>>8968958The Scatty Tudor does not consider herself a lesbian.Oh well. There are no other lesbians in your kingdom.
>>8968959Alchemize a second CW. Problem solved.
>>8968960>Alchemize a second CW. Problem solved.This is a combination appearifier/sendificator, numbnuts. You can't alchemise anything with this.Even if it WAS an alchemiser, do you see a COURT ALCHEMIST anywhere?
>>8968965>sigh... GK: Allow CW to masturbate or just apearify a second CW from years into the future.... but not that many
>>8968658god i fucking hope so
>>8968256fucking amazing. I love it already
>>8968132what do you use to gen these out of curiosity
>>8968967>sigh... GK: Allow CW to masturbateWell, he is your king. You pull down your top a little so he can see your famous breasts.GK wants to know if he can cum inside...
Wait I think i misread your commandoh well
>>8969048we can work with this>CW: Calmly tell GK he may only cum outside
>>8969048He’s the goon king he doesnt care if he misinterpreted its what he does
>>8968897Notice how the whore he married is not worthy of being in the tierlist
>ST: You're not a lesbian, so let him cum inside.GOD DAMN IT WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?He is the GOON KING, and he'll be DAMNED if he doesn't see this dubiously consensual porn scenario through.
>>8969117CW likes ST's idea...
>>8969120>GK: consider CW may be into watching...?
>ST: Stand in front of GK and pretend his penis is yours, so it's like YOU'RE cumming in CW instead.The three of you finally reach a compromise. CW is still overwhelmingly disgusted, and GK can barely get the tip in. You seem to be the only one who is actually happy with this arrangement. You've always wondered what it was like from this point of view.In a few short seconds, CW is filled with the King's semen.
>GK: Reflect on your decisions.God, you're disgusting. Your wife is going to kill you when she finds out about this, and for what? A few fleeting moments of awkward pleasure? Your life is over.
>>8969127>sudden therapy session go, the apearifier can work as the weird couch patients sit on
>>8969127Question why is this genuinely good? It emulates the problem sleuth art style perfectly while also being hilarious.
>>8967686>keep the drama/arguing/pedantry to a minimum
surprised there is literally no art of equius with a full wide muscular bara body, why is he almost always drawn as a twink with toned abs and arm muscles? where is the equius that i know that looms over you with massive pecs and biseps and drips his sweat over you?
>>8969127>CW: Sendificate the filth away from the inside of you.You can think of a million things you'd rather do than let this chump's baby gestate inside you. You waste little time flushing his sperm out of your system.
>>8969224
>>8969225Uh oh...It looks like appearifying his baby batter out of your womb results in some kind of paradox, which is a harrowing notion.
>>8969227
>>8969229GK freaks the fuck out. You're leaving EVIDENCE out in the open for the Queen to find.
>>8969232GK shoves you out of the way. He's got to gid rid of this stuff. He selects a random point in timespace to send all this green slop to.
>>8969235
>>8969238
>>8969240>Boggle reluctantly at these breed-anigans.
>>8969242>END OF INTERMISSIONIt might be a while before the start of ACT 2. You wonder where you should pick up next. Maybe you could check in on the battlefield, or see what CSP is up to in the present. Maybe we can introduce a new character entirely.Now is the time to deliberate on these possibilities...
>>8969208Kindly stop trolling.
>>8969248Trolls are homestuck heritage you can't just remove them
>>8969245I wonder who the fuck is playing this session
>>8969240Twist of the fucking century
>>8969259This is obviously Davesprite's doomed timeline. Sburb got horny after Dave and rose rawdogged for four months straight
>>8969208nta but I think you're extremely 8ased and spiderpilled. Have a good day, Anon
>>8969277That lucky bastard. It should've been me not him
>>8968182When you find a way to enforce this imaginary rule, I will acknowledge it as real. Until then, I will continue to post Homestuck images in the Homestuck thread. If you want to go on a Twitter-tier anti-AI tirade instead of just enjoying images of fat tits like a normal person, that's your prerogative.
>>8969335nta but everything you’ve posted is garbage and your “lol I’m a sociopath” attitude makes you all the more insufferable. You’re only killing the threads faster
>>8969357FYI, if the OP of the thread says "No AI," AI posts are off-topic and can be reported.
>>8969259Probably the horniest weirdos alive. Just wait for the underlings that are half sextoy because someone decided to prototype a dildo.
>>8969305>YWN spend the majority of a dead session plowing rose and getting kinkier and kinkier with herWhy live?
>>8969245We should totally see jack noir and his gang running some form strip tease, pimp noir as the bossCall the place the four of aces or some shit
