The (true) Alpha Legion EditionPrevious thread:>>8965057
This is your reminder that all primarch's consorts have been fucked by the Alpha Legion at least once.
>>9022491NTR runs deep in the entire family.
>>9022524Alpharia and Omegon make sure to bring it up whenever they want to fuck with their sisters.
A repost of my idea for how reproduction works for the Adepta Astartas in 63k that has the potential to please most parties.Gene-seed isn't a thing in my genderbent 30k headcanon, the femarchs/matriarchs are -literally- giving birth to their warriors, who gestate grow at the same rate as normal humans. This gives the consorts an essential function as the progenitor of more Astartas. The more motherly astartes (Aurelia, Vesuvia, Sanguina) likely had close to a dozen children or more (even as demigoddess generals, 250 years is a long time when aging out of childbearing is not a factor) while the less matronly would have fewer (Konnie, Furiosa, Petra, Griselda).The mostly female offspring of the femarchs are able to bear their own transhuman offspring with the aid of a male consort, and thus are the Astartas legions filled at an even slower pace than in canon.While there are rare male Astartas (eight of them in the first generation which consisted of upwards of eighty children of the Femarchs) that have numerous advantages over their sisters, they are unable to reproduce with mortals and cannot further the lineage of their genemothers.Notable Astartas of the First Generation:>Nemia: Honored and decorated daughter of El'Leanor who was infamously killed by her own mother during a heated argument.>Fabia: Apothecaria savant and eldest daughter of Griselda>Sigismonda: Champion of the Empress. The only Consort she ever took was one who scandalously bore a striking resemblance to her cousin Kharn.
>>9022552(Con't)>Sevati: The 'Princess of Crows'. The arrogant only-child of Kontessa Curze and progenitor of the Night Ladies Legion.>Kharn: male Astarta, son of Furiosa. His two sisters (Gahla and Margo) both took fleet commander Lotarro Sarrin as Consort, making him the progenitor of the entire 12th legion.>Erebaea: The eldest daughter of Matriarch Aurelia Lor's many children. In matters of rumored arcane lore like the Thousand Daughters were often accused of, she took after her controversial,Colchisian foster grandfather who she spent twice as much time with as all her siblings combined. Despite their genemother's desire for loving family relations, he remained a frightening spectre to the entirety of the 17th Legion.>Brianne & Agatha: "The Shade Twins" The only twin Astartas born to any of the Matriarchs. Their father, the Terran high consort and former stealth operative Nykona taught his superhuman children all he knew of stealth warfare.
>>9022447>>9022444>>9022439>>9022442I'm betting the twins share a consort that is the only guy able to tell the two apart.
>>9022669I like the idea that both have their own consorts, but keep them very secret, and no one outside of the twins is sure who the real consorts are.
>be me, random schmuck that got isekai'd into 40k>My pet bunny is with me>I protect it with all my might>Somehow end up on fenris>I see lema Russ>Sweatsnervously.png>She questions me about my clothing because 21 century clothes>I say they're a personal choice>Then asks me who I am>Say who I am>She spots my pet bunny>Her eyebrow is raised>I hug him protectively>Tell her he's my pet>She kneels down, getting a closer look>The bunny buries his face in my arm>I see her blink, her eyes widening slightly>Lema smiles, then laughs>"Cute little creature.">I tell her what he is>She asks to hold it>I hold him out to her>Bunny licks her cheek>She laughs, watching him as he flops>"Hehe. Such a peculiar thing" she murmured
>>9023110Cute
>>9022669The guy can just tell the two apart no matter what they try, even if they're wearing a suit of regular legionary armor and standing among several dozen other rank and file legionaries. He can't quite explain how he pulls it off, and it drives the twins crazy that they can't figure it out either.
>>9022669Their consort is Columbo.
>>9023314As expected, only the greatest detective could unravel their schemes. Or at least a very skilled intelligence officer which would carry risks. >>9023312Probably drives some of their more elaborate schemes just to see if they can finally trip him up.
>>9023314Does that make both of them Mrs. Columbo?
How bad of a meltdown would the Femarchs have if their Consort got kidnapped?
>>9022503Rolling for new thread.
>>9022552>>9022553Pretty cool.
>>9023355pretty bad>El'Leanor - would appear calm on the surface but would secretly divert many of her legions forces towards even the slightest rumors about where they could have been taken>Griselda - She'd get a new one but be sure to find and kill the perpetrators for the insult>Petra - El'Leanor's method but with less efficiency as the mental and emotional breakdowns from sheer worry begin to shatter her mental composure.>Alakhai - Same as Griselda but with more mourning on behalf of a closer soulmate>Lyanna - She would take her entire legion out of commission to hunt down whoever took her precious fang.>Regalia - Torn between Lyanna's and El'Leanor>Kontessa - No one would be fool enough to try.>Sanguina - Red Thirst Rage, Empress help whoever took him.>Ferrea - Similar to Lyanna but wouldn't take her entire legion>Furiosa - Would have the biggest meltdown only >Roberta - same as El'Leanor only more singleminded on finding them>Morticia - Would get extremely pissed off but settle on something similar to El'Leanor's methods while seething even more than normal to keep herself from feeling worry.>Magnolia - Would spend all her time trying to pick up on their psychic connection (her consort would be hardest to kidnap)>Isis - Similar to Alakhai>Aurelia - Well, technically that's how this AU's heresy begins, right?>Vesuvia - She would have one of her rare rages and probably be the most indecisive on what to do>Raven - After the shock of having been out-stealthed wears off she might go on her own to find you and leave her legion to their duties>Alfa & Omiga - Same as El'Leanor only with a greater web of informants and having a breakdown that they were outsmarted enough for this to happen.
>>9023724Sounds about right.
>>9023110Alright that’s more adorable than it had any right to be. Made me smile.
>>9026258
Anon gives Angra a bunny 1/2>Angron stares at the small, furry creature in your hands, her brow furrowed in confusion. She reaches out a massive, scarred hand and takes the Dutch bunny, holding it gently in her palm. It squirms slightly, but seems to settle as she brings it closer to her face for inspection.>WHAT IN THE EMPRESS' NAME IS THIS THING? she asks, her voice still low and dangerous, but with a hint of curiosity.>She turns the bunny over in her hands, examining it from all angles. The Sons of Angron lean in closer, equally fascinated by this strange creature they've never seen before.>IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE, ANON? Angron demands, looking back at you with a fierce glare.>She holds the bunny up to her face, her nose nearly touching its soft fur. The creature's heart beats rapidly, but it doesn't struggle or make any noise.>Angron's expression softens slightly as she Looks at you, and then back at the bunny.>YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT NOT YELLING... BECAUSE OF THIS LITTLE THING?>She glances around, seeing her Sons watching her intently. She lowers her voice to a harsh whisper.>IF THIS IS YOUR IDEA OF A FUCKING GIFT, ANON...>She trails off, her gaze flicking back to the bunny. Slowly, she brings it closer to her chest, cradling it gently against the black bear pelt draped over her armor.>Angron feels a strange sensation wash over her as she gently rubs the soft fur of the small creature. A warmth spreads through her chest, and for a moment, the ever-present rage and anger that boils inside her seems to subside. Her hand, which had been shaking with pent-up aggression, becomes steadier as she continues to stroke the bunny's fur.>As the bunny flops onto its side, Angron can't help but feel a small, foreign sensation in her heart - a gentle, soft feeling that she's never experienced before. She looks down at the creature, her eyes widening slightly as she sees it gazing up at her with trusting, innocent eyes.
>>9026594 2/2>Angron laughs again, a deep, rumbling sound that echoes through the chamber. It's a strange noise coming from the usually enraged Primarch, but there's a genuine warmth to it that can't be denied.>I FEEL... STRANGE. she says, looking at the bunny and then at you with a mix of confusion and wonder.>She brings the bunny up to her face, nuzzling it gently against her cheek. The creature nuzzles back, seems to be enjoying her touch, and Angron can't help but let out a small, soft sound of delight.>She looks around at her Sons, who stare at her in stunned silence. They can hardly believe what they're seeing - their Primarch, the Angry One, the Beast of Nuceria, looking peaceful and smiling softly at a tiny, furry creature.>Angron turns back to you, the bunny cradled gently in her arms. THANK YOU, ANON>Angron continues to gently stroke and pet the bunny, her touch becoming more confident and tender with each passing moment. The creature seems to be thriving under her gentle attentions, nuzzling into her palm and Even letting out a soft, contented coo.>Angron's face has taken on a soft, almost dreamlike quality as she loses herself in the simple pleasure of caring for the small creature. Her eyes, usually hard and fierce, have softened, and the corners of her mouth twitch with a gentle, almost playful curve.>She looks down at the bunny, a new light of wonder and affection in her gaze.>WHAT IS YOUR NAME, LITTLE ONE? she asks softly, so softly that those nearest to her strain to hear her words.>She glances over at you, a hint of a smile playing at the corners of her mouth.>AND WHAT SHOULD WE FEED THIS CREATURE?
>>9026594>>9026595Bunnybro (is that what we should call you?) you ought to make one for every female primarch now. If you have the time for it and enjoy writing these stories.
>>9027038Yeah sure, why not. I'll do it maybe today or tomorrow. Just say which primarch should get a bunny next.
>>9027165Guilliwoman, please.
>Primarch GF starts singing Uptown Girl out of nowhere during battle.
>>9027605 1/2>Roberta was... confused when Anon showed her the bunny>It was... a strange thing, seeing a creature like this>So... vulnerable, so soft and... endearing?>She initially dismissed it as a common creature and while she accepted it, her mind still wondered WHY Anon was so entranced by the little creature>It wasn't anything special, just a simple animal with fur>That changed when during a day when Anon was exploring Macragge, he asked her to watch the bunny for him>She agreed, seeing how it made him happy>While speaks with her daughters in a meeting, the bunny hopped onto her lap>She instinctively moved her hand to remove it but stopped as it... laid it's head on her thigh>Roberta sighed, returning her attention to her Legion>She went on and on for an hour and by that time, the bunny had gotten bored>Being a bunny, it hopped from her lap and onto the table, sniffing every item on it before flopping onto its side>The human advisers in the room, laughed at the creature's antics>Roberta ordered one of her daughters to gently remove the bunny from the room>After the meeting was over, Roberta walked to her bed chambers where she saw the bunny hopping and running on the large bed>She walked forward, intending to remove it when it stopped in front of her on the edge of the bed>She paused as it... licked her outstretched palm>... she didn't know why but Roberta began to stroke its fur>The bunny licked her thumb as she stroked its soft fur
>>9028790 2/2>She didn't realise it but she was smiling>Then, Anon entered the room>Roberta's head snapped towards the door to see Anon's smiling face>"Glad to see you two getting along" Anon joked>Roberta felt a slight blush creeping onto her face as she retracted her palm>"Anon, your... bunny is quite-" she tried finding the right word "social">Anon nodded "Yeah, they need that, sorry if he caused trouble">Roberta shook her head "No, he didn't" She looked back at the bunny who flopped on its side, its long floppy ears sprawled onto the bed>It's little nose sniffing as it relaxed there>When night came, Anon and Roberta were in bed in their sleeping clothes>She laid there, eyes closed when a soft ball of fluff tickled her cheek>Her eyes snapped open as she sat up>Roberta's tensed muscles relaxed as she saw it was the bunny>"Your bed is there" She said pointing towards the bunny's space in the corner of the room>...it didn't understand her>Roberta sighed, reaching to pick up the bunny>When it was in her arms she stopped as it nuzzled its face into her arm>...>Roberta leaned back>It was soft and small>She leaned back more>So innocent and trusting>She was laying down again, the bunny on her chest>So...>The bunny yawned, nuzzling its face into her neck>...>Roberta slowly closed her eyes>When daylight came, she woke up, feeling the bunny in the same place>She sat up, cautious as to not hurt the tiny bundle of fur>She cradled it in her arm as it slept>Roberta froze as she saw Anon looking at her with a smile>The blush returned but more intense now>She looked down at the sleeping bunny...>And smiled>...what an... endearing creatureHope it was decent
>>9028790>>9028794Very nice
>Getting a reach around from Ferra
>A few regiments of canon Death Korps of Krieg get caught in a super fucky wucky warpstorm>End up transported to the Noblebright Femmarch!verse during the height of the Great Crusade>They just shrug and decide to roll with it. Crusading for the Imperium is Crusading for the Imperium. The God-Emperor must have sent them here for a reason.>Imperial Army forces are a bit weirded out by the dour freaks in masks and how they note all their messages with weird dates and translation errors (God-Emperor? Lorgara and her daughters must had mucked something up…), but they’re extremely effective at holding the line, and don’t question it too much>Finally fights alongside a Legion in some sort of desperate battle, freaks the Femstartes out with their brutal attrition tactics and utter lack of regard for their own lives>Whatever Femmarch was there also realized something is fucked up, and reaches out to her sisters>All the Femmarchs and Femstartes think “I can fix him/them”
>>9028790>>9028794CUTEFem-Perturabo next please.
I feel like fem-Roberta would have pretty nice, rich and creamy titty-milk with a hint of honey
>>9030110*Fem-Roboute
Body-Types most common to each of the Astartas Sororities: >Dark Huntresses: Standard ideal, baseline beauty>Empress's Children: Modern Ideal (leaning more thin)>Iron Maidens: Slight pudge>Pink Scars: Oriental Ideal>She-Wolves: Nordic Ideal>Imperial Hearts: bottom-heavy>Night Ladies: Thin & tomboyish>Bleeding Hearts: Modern Ideal (leaning more curvy)>Iron Nails: More butch build, thick>War Bitches: Crossfit Women>Ultramaidens: Classical Ideal, think roman statues>Death Matrons: Tall, willowy, gaunt>Thousand Daughters: top-heavy>Children of Isis: Standard ideal, but thicker>Love Bearers: Busty/motherly>Whiptails: Fertility Totem>Pale Waifs: Modern Ideal (similar to EC but more prone to hiding their curves)>Alfa Sorority: Androgynous
>>9031080>>9030783Lets roll!
>>9031362I have no idea what fuckery this chapter gets up to but I am surprisingly ok with this outcome. For now.
